11/20/08 [Perfect Date #13] - Aaryanna ... Butterflies!

[Valynth]

>.> And yes I woulda voted Woohoo but then again I'm a perverted bastard

Aren't we all?

*chose woohoo too*

[senrath]

Would run away screaming whil holding Gee like a human shield...

But Gee is a panda.  How would you hold her like a human shield?

[superluser]

But Gee is a panda.  How would you hold her like a human shield?

You know how you hold a human shield?  Like that, only with a panda instead of a human.

...why do I know how to hold a human shield?

[thegayhare]

Would run away screaming whil holding Gee like a human shield...

But Gee is a panda.  How would you hold her like a human shield?

She is a humanoid panda so the basic rule still applies...

now on a tangent....

I ache for the touch of your lips, dear
But much more for the touch of your whips, dear
You can raise welts like nobody else
As we dance to the masochism tango

Let our love be a flame, not an ember
Say it's me that you want to dismember
Blacken my eye, set fire to my tie
As we dance to the masochism tango

At your command before you here I stand
My heart is in my hand - yecch
It's here that I must be
My heart entreats, just hear those savage beats
And go put on your cleats and come and trample me

Your heart is hard as stone or mahogany
That's why I'm in such exquisite agony
My soul is on fire, it's aflame with desire
Which is why I perspire when we tango

You caught my nose
In your left castanet, love
I can feel the pain yet, love
Ev'ry time I hear drums
And I envy the rose
That you held in your teeth, love
With the thorns underneath, love
Sticking into your gums

Your eyes cast a spell that bewitches
The last time I needed twenty stitches
To sew up the gash that you made with your lash
As we danced to the masochism tango

Bash in my brain and make me scream with pain
Then kick me once again and say we'll never part
I know too well I'm underneath your spell
So, Darling, if you smell something burning, it's my heart
Hic! Excuse me

Take your cigarette from its holder
And burn your initials in my shoulder
Fracture my spine and swear that you're mine
As we dance to the maso-chism tango

[Pagan]

What, no "Yes, Mistress" answer?

The "Woohoo" will have to suffice then. Who doesn't love a woman in charge?

[Gamma]

........Ok...............
*Backs away very very slowly from gayhare"



I really don't think anyone would want.
Shes probably thinking he is going to be more fun than just the first two things on her list.
And absolutely nothing she wants to do with 'em is PG rated, well except the night of Parcheesi, sort of.

But a women in charge is fine, just not one with the sole idea of kicking my @##.

[superluser]

I ache for the touch of your lips, dear
But much more for the touch of your whips, dear
You can raise welts like nobody else
As we dance to the masochism tango

I suspect it would be more like this:

I hold your hand in mine, dear,
I press it to my lips.
I take a healthy bite
From your dainty fingertips.

My joy would be complete, dear,
If you were only here,
But still I keep your hand
As a precious souvenir.

The night you died I cut it off.
I really don't know why.
For now each time I kiss it
I get bloodstains on my tie.

I'm sorry now I killed you,
For our love was something fine,
And till they come to get me
I shall hold your hand in mine.

[thegayhare]

........Ok...............
*Backs away very very slowly from gayhare"

what you've never heard the masochism tango?

It's one of my favorite comedy songs... you get the strangest looks when as a group you start singing it in inappropriate places.  one of my best frinds and I started to dance in the mall while we sang it... it saw so much fun...

almost as much fun as when we restocked some of the shelves in walmart when no one was looking... replacing the toothpaste with ky jelly.  and that lovely scene we set up with micky and minnie mouse.  Micky had wine and roses... and behind his back a kingsize pack of trojens

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

I've just noticed that the top of Aary's dress has fur over it in a couple of spots.

It's a very delicate touch. Nicely done. Mad props to Amber.

[King Of Hearts]

Im with most of the pervs here...


In the immortal words of The Edel Banel

"SANKYUU! SANKYUU VERY MUCHo! SAIKYO NO STAGEi DA TAYO!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jp4yAkGuRqI

[Damaris]

okay, let's limit the disturbing songs, please...

[e_voyager]

*Charline erfs*  You missed the point!  Ink's dates DO NOT GET PLEASURE!  The only pleasure involved is Ink's as he delights in dissecting them and their souls alive!  They are treated to nothing but pain and suffering and fear!  And when they die it's still not over, as he'll consume their soul and slowly extract energy from it for decades to centuries, all while they float in helpless torment in his well of souls!   

At least I'm nice to my dates when I eat them.   

you're probably right about me missing the point. even pain loving masochist probably want their dates to end some time while they are still alive.

Edit: wow i missed the songs till after i posted. it seems that the case was made before i got back form work.

[AmigaDragon]

I wish there was snow here. Only below freezing cold and strong winds.

Yesterday's high probably didn't reach up to freezing, here. Today maybe up to 15-20°F, now down to 7°F, though we don't expect 0° yet by morning, Lake of the Woods is now frozen over. If you wait another month or so for it to thicken up, we could go fishing.


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Now playing on Winamp: Francois Boieldieu - Harp Concerto (Classical Minnesota Public Radio)
via FoxyTunes

[mopman]

Not into the kinky stuff myself , but that was hard not to stare at 

Ahh the panda refreshing clean and cleansing for the eyes 

[Distracting]

Yesterday's high probably didn't reach up to freezing, here. Today maybe up to 15-20°F, now down to 7°F, though we don't expect 0° yet by morning, Lake of the Woods is now frozen over. If you wait another month or so for it to thicken up, we could go fishing.

Ouch! I'm just in Saint Cloud, so I can imagine how much colder it is for you. Actually, where I'm originally from we end up with some makeshift road across the lake every year. So yeah, we can almost just drive to our favorite fishing spots.

[Alondro]

We have snow on the ground here in NJ today.

When we get accumulating snow before Thanksgiving, it's gonna be a bad winter.   

[Kipiru]

I don't remember Aary being so buxom, but you won't hear me complain!

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

I don't remember Aary being so buxom, but you won't hear me complain!

That's because she's reading your mind as to what you want in a date....

[AmigaDragon]

We have snow on the ground here in NJ today.

When we get accumulating snow before Thanksgiving, it's gonna be a bad winter.  

We've had an inch on the ground for a few days. We don't get a lot right here, but what we do get usually stays a while. And usually too dry and fluffy to do anything with it (snowballs, snowmen, etc).

[Ghostwish]

I don't remember Aary being so buxom, but you won't hear me complain!

Push-up bra?

[LionHeart]

Probably the effect of the bustier she's wearing.

Well, that and being a shape-shifter, of course...

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

I've also been noticing a little tuft of fur on the center of her chest. Actually, most of the characters seem to have it these days, at least when they appear bare chested. I wonder what, if anything, it's supposed to signify.

[Hanii Puppy]

And the devil in a black dress watches over,
My guardian angel walks away.
Life is short and love is always over in the morning,
Black wind come carry me far away.
With the sunlight died and the night above me,
With a gun for a lover and a shot for the pain inside.
You run for cover in the temple of love,
You run for another, it's all the same,
For the wind will blow and throw your walls aside.

... what, no Sisters of Mercy fans? Those lyrics are what this comic reminded me off at first glance

On a side note, Ink needs one of these XD

[Tapewolf]

... what, no Sisters of Mercy fans? Those lyrics are what this comic reminded me off at first glance

At least two more, but I must admit I didn't make that connection myself.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

I wonder what, if anything, it's supposed to signify.

"Don't look below this unless you have a written invitation."

[Gamma]

*chuckle*
Invitation, yeah like I need tha- *WHACK!*


And my co-workers complained about it getting in the fifties today, pansies. We are also getting our first freeze of the season tonight, yay.

I like the cold, it isn't sweat your arse off hot!

[Naldru]

I was taking a look at the picture and taking some measurements of the whip.  It seems to be too long for "close up and personal" interaction.  She might be carrying both a whip and a length of silk cord for either asphyxiation or binding.

Also, remember that she is a professor of pain and terror.  She might be preparing her lesson plans and considering who to use as a demonstration subject.

[superluser]

I was taking a look at the picture and taking some measurements of the whip.  It seems to be too long for "close up and personal" interaction.

Well, of course.  You can't get a short whip up to cracking speed.

[google google]

...there are Youtube howto videos on whipping!?  FYI, the one I found is NSFW, even though it probably doesn't violate the Youtube TOS.  In fact, the guy who narrates the thing looks a bit like Bob Ross if he went gray.

[Slowtini]

We have snow on the ground here in NJ today.

When we get accumulating snow before Thanksgiving, it's gonna be a bad winter.   

*offtopic*
You're from New Jersey too?
This morning, when I was leaving my history class, it was snowing.
Nothing stuck, but it was still kinda nice.

[Aleolus]

Probably the effect of the bustier she's wearing.

Well, that and being a shape-shifter, of course...

Is this an appropriate time for this?