Ummmm, hi.

[Mattie2008]

So... Hi.
I'm Matthew, I'm 13, I'm male, and I have a nasty habit of turning unwitting people into Mimigas (Cave story. Yay.) I love roleplaying. Kirbee.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Greetings.

Welcome to the forum. Read the rules, follow them, and you should get along just fine.

Oh, and watch out for anyone telling you to watch out for the box. They probably have some ulterior motive in mind.

[Rakala]

Watch out for the box telling you to watch out for people telling you to watch out for the box....... uh.... what?

Anyways, welcome. Also look out for any of the Commisar you see around. They're sneaky.

[Mattie2008]

Oooh, roleplay. *zoom*

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

Hi, welcome to the site! Don't worry, we won't eat you.



Although now that I think about it, we should really come up with some sort of hazing ritual for new people 

[Mao]

Except that violates rules I and even possibly VI... which to me seems like grounds for llearch to put a boot up our collective butts.  Otherwise I'd be all for it.  Though that might just be my days in frat talking.

Anyway, welcome aboard.  We're all liars and thieves here.  Particularly that llearch fellow.  I know he says not to listen to us, but he's only trying to get your guard down.  He's really out to get you.  Just keep an eye on him.  He's shifty, that one is.

[Rakala]

It didn't even occur to me before, but when you say role playing do you mean actual role playing or internet-cyber-porn role playing?

[Damaris]

He's 13.  Do you think that's an appropriate question to be asking?

[Eibborn]

...That's kind of a creepy question to be asking upon introduction regardless of age, actually.

[Cogidubnus]

Howdy! Watch out for llearch, he's up to something. Also watch out for anyone telling you to watch out for things, they're up to something too.

Have a nice stay!

[Jairus]

Also, watch out for Jairus. He's a nutso guy with a kangaroo-rat fursona who's also a Jyrbel (Jyrras/Abel) shipper and obsessed with giant robots and associated anime who spends all of his free time coming up with fictional universes for his work-in-progress books. And his Nii-san Ren Gaulen is pretty weird too, and there's chance that he looks up to Boxy as a mentor/older cousin-type figure. But overall, he's really friendly and a fairly pleasant chap to know. He's just a little crazy, that's all. And he also will agree with me when I say that we're all perfectly normal - if somewhat crazy - here.

...
Wait...

[VSMIT]

Also, that guy VSMIT seems to be a little strange.

Welcome, anyway.

[Rakala]

He's 13.  Do you think that's an appropriate question to be asking?

Hey, I have to be sure. In hindsight I probably should've asked in a PM though huh?

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

He's 13.  Do you think that's an appropriate question to be asking?

Hey, I have to be sure. In hindsight I probably should've asked in a PM though huh?

You probably shouldn't have asked at all.

There's a significant difference between 13 and 17. Particularly in the eyes of the law enforcement officials who will be asking you pointed questions about "grooming"...

[Lysander]

Akward situations are always so fun, aren't they? Well regardless of the answer, this one welcomes thee to this interesting place.     

[Auragonian]

Hey! The title of this intro is the same as mine, just with extra m's.
Any way, I'm Auragonian the local boredom master.and you Mattie, should watch out for llearch the shapeshifting box of who knows what kind of doom.
the little demon in my avvie is Bob, my minion, he can not die, so the "Kill me" sign is pointless. even though it's still funny.

[Syxal]

Oh! Hey! I'm not the youngest new person here! Whew~! (14) Welcome and, well I'll let you decide who to watch out for. Mostly because I still need to figure that out myself. but anyhoo- Have a cookie!

[Damaris]

*reads Rakala's answer*

*face palm*

I think I'm going to have a new project for the next several months.  And really, Eibbor- I agree with you completely, it is pretty inappropriate to ask pretty much anyone.

[Darkmoon]

(shakes head) Someone more inappropriate than me.

[VSMIT]

Wait.  That's actually possible?  How can someone gain this level of inappropriateness?

[Darkmoon]

Apparently accidentally. I doubt anyone could ever try for it.

[Mattie2008]

Wow. A forum composed almost entirely of strange people. I'll find my way around here just fine. *Summons a mimiga*

[Suwako]

Wow. A forum composed almost entirely of strange people. I'll find my way around here just fine. *Summons a mimiga*

How dare you!

We are not strange people! We are the united front of people that have been deprived of a functioning world that is not lead by people who do not deserve our trust! UFOPTHBDoaFWtiNLbPwdNDOT for short.

we are also known as the Pannies, please do not consult with our leader, he is currently dead.

[Kipiru]

Wow. A forum composed almost entirely of strange people. I'll find my way around here just fine. *Summons a mimiga*

How dare you!

We are not strange people! We are the united front of people that have been deprived of a functioning world that is not lead by people who do not deserve our trust! UFOPTHBDoaFWtiNLbPwdNDOT for short.

we are also known as the Pannies, please do not consult with our leader, he is currently dead.

Not disturbed yet? You will be! Now, lets see:

1. warning about llearch- check!
2. warningabout weirdos- check!
3. weirdos showing up- checkx3!
4. warning about llearch- check!
5. embarrasing questions- check!
6. meaningless cry out by the few sane people around- check and dealt with!
7 warning about llearch- to be done!

Well I guess that's about it, have a good loss of sanity here!
Oh, and watch out for llearch!

[Mattie2008]

O...k...?
*Summons an unruly horde of mimigas which scatter around the forum to cause mayhem by biting people's heads*

[Kipiru]

The poor things soon return to hide at your feet, trembling with insane fear at what they've encountered!

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

The poor things soon return to hide at your feet, trembling with insane fear at what they've encountered!

Except for the ones I ate.

Sorry about that.

[Kipiru]

The poor things soon return to hide at your feet, trembling with insane fear at what they've encountered!

Except for the ones I ate.

Sorry about that.

Hey, we warned him!

[Dagardo]

I will say every one who joins this forum will sooner or later lose every bit of common sense they have ever had, you were warned. But I've never had any common sense to lose in the first place so I'm still the same as I've always been. But the creamy creamy cheese cheesy cheesy cream... cheese is mine, so no touchy my creamy cheesy.

[Mattie2008]

This does not bode well. (oh dear god, was that from foamy the squirrel...?)