The ban game, v14

[Mao]

Jairus is banned for rejecting me as a big brother.  I'm hurt.  I could have kept the nasty monsters away.  I mean, what's better to scare away nasty monsters than an even nastier creature?

[Jairus]

Mowser is banned because those who first monsters have a tendency of becoming monsters themselves if they are not careful. Besides, you'd end up suffering a reduction in your badass scale once people see that you aren't so scary after all.

[Mao]

Jairus is banned because I've never claimed to be a badass.  Badass doesn't interest me.  That's Rens territory.

[Ren Gaulen]

Mowser is banned for claiming to be  non-badass with that new avatar of his.

[Jer-oh-me]

Ren is banned for being too badass!

[Mao]

Jer-oh-me is banned for interrupting dinner.

[Jer-oh-me]

Mowser's banned cause I'm off the clock.

[Slowtini]

Jer-oh-me's banned because I'm off my rocker!

[Jer-oh-me]

Dlowtini's banned cause I build pockets, in my spare time.

[Jairus]

Jer-oh-me is banned because I'm out of my mind!

And for misspelling Slowtini's name.

[Jer-oh-me]

Jay's banned cause I blame my Wii for that.

[Jairus]

Jer-oh-me is banned because I couldn't use my PS3 for surfing: my eyes suck too much for that. Maybe when I get my glasses (and an HD TV), I could use it like that... but I don't have internet if I don't have power. Damn.

[Slowtini]

Jairus is banned from the comfort of my own bed.
Yay laptops.

[e_voyager]

Slowtini is banned because banned is not about comfort

[VSMIT]

Slowtini is banned for exactly the same reason.

Spanky is banned for stealing mah ban!

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because I can't remember when I banned him last.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because I've stepped away from the ban game for a while, as it seems to be a little easy.  The three word game, on the other hand...

[Kipiru]

VSMIT is banned for stepping out. Never back down!

[Mao]

Kipiru is banned because I think it's admirable to be out of step.

[Jairus]

Mowser is banned because sometimes it's good to step in time, step in time, come on, mateys, step in time, step in time!

[e_voyager]

jay-jay is banned because he's a ringer for jayrrs

[Jairus]

E-V is banned because it'll only get worse once my fursona gets glasses. And you misspelled "Jyrras."

[Slowtini]

Jairus is banned because Glasses make EVERYTHING awesome.

[e_voyager]

slowtini is banned because i'm in glasses as well

[Jairus]

e_voyager is banned 'cause I have to wait another WEEK before I can get my glasses. Hopefully they'll be done by this weekend.

[Mao]

Jairus is banned for  being the last in line.

[Ren Gaulen]

Mowser is banned for reminding me of that song.

[Don]

Ren is banned because I miss this mindless entertainment.

[Ren Gaulen]

Zack is banned for his bad aim.

[Mao]

Ren is banned for his.  He shoots at me often yet somehow I'm still here.