Jairus is banned because scouting was actually quite fun.
How often is it that you're actually ALLOWED, and ENCOURAGED to set fires in the woods?
Not to mention that it's rather peaceful out in the forest :>
Slowtini is not banned, because the woods are indeed peaceful.
You are banned, however, because the only way I've ever been able to start a fire is with a lighter. I think I've maybe gotten one, maybe two, matches to light.
Jairus is banned because lighting matches is actually quite easy.
If it's a book of matches, flip the cover over to the back so it's covering the striker strip, pinch the head of the match near the end, in between the back of the book and the striker-strip, and pull.
Slowtini is banned because I know that, I've still had exceptional difficulty in doing it.
Jairus is banned due to uncooperative fingers.
ON THAT NOTE I MUST BE OFF TO BED.
Dreamland Beckons!
Slowtini is banned that we may rest! Pleasant dreams!
Jubblies is banned because the problem with having an open mind (to go back a couple of pages) is that people tend to come along and put things in it.
Boxy is not banned because he makes a good point: one must at least have a filter of some kind in order to protect one's mind from the trash and filth of society. You are, however, banned because as a currently empty box, people tend to come along and put things in you.
Jubblies is banned for thinking that I'm empty.
I'm never empty. Unless you're looking for something you stored earlier.
Boxy is banned because he is clearly a nth-dimensional object, with infinite+1 space stored within him thanks to fractal edges of space-time. Or I'm just rambling in my sleep-deprived state.
Jairus is banned because a Santa Ana Condition is ripping trees to shreds.
VSMIT is banned because he should be careful.
Jay is banned by a Coriolis storm.
Ren is banned for contributing to the heat death of the universe.
Kitsune Ascendant is banned for trying to stop the death of the Universe. Vas Kal Corp!
Kobra is banned because there are only four things that can save the universe: Spiral power, Getter rays, G Stone and courage!
Ren is banned because were one to combine those four together, the universe would end. And it would be awesome.
Jay is banned because I will try that one day.
Ren is banned because those four things combined, actually form a rather effective Toaster.
It can even do bagels.
Slowtini is banned because my toaster is possessed.
Kitsune's possessed toaster bans him.
Dagardo is banned because I'm pretty sure that by "Possessed" he meant that the toaster was in his possession.
Slowtini is banned because all toasters are evil in a possessed kinda way
Dagardo is banned because the only evil toaster I know of, is the Amityville Toaster.
Slowtini is banned for not knowing many toasters.
Dagardo is banned because I know of PLENTY of toasters.
Slowtini is banned because I know a brave one.
Jairus is banned for making me miss my childhood. Simpler life, classic movies, and saturday morning tv worth getting up at 7:00 for :mowhappy
Kitsune is banned because DVDs allow me to relive all of those old cartoons. Ah, Freakazoid...
Jairus is banned because YouTube does, as well.
VSMIT is banned because youtubing that stuff is of questionable legality and I'd rather not risk it.
And why wasn't I notified that there are freakazoid dvds?!
Kit is banned because he didn't ask (http://www.deepdiscount.com/viewproduct.htm?productId=43451305).
Jai's banned cause he is, and I'm slightly drunk.
Jer-oh-me is banned for being only slightly drunk.
VSMIT is banned because in my life, I've been RIP ROARIN DRUNK...
However, it was only once, and it made me swear off alcohol for the rest of my life.
Slowtini is banned because one beer at one of my parent's parties was enough to take the glamor out of alcohol.
Jairus is banned because well, I was eleven, and my grandma had just died... :B
Slowtini is banned because the death of my grandparents or parents is the only occasion where I'll think of getting drunk.
JaiJai is banned because a little alcohol to relax can be nice every now and again, but as in many things in life, the key is often moderation. One does not have to get rip roaring drunk to enjoy alcohol. Of course, I'm sure he was already aware of these things.
Cog is banned because, have you ever seen how a cartoon character looks when they try to portray it as drunk?
All staggering around, unable to even stand up.
If someone lets go of their arm, they just fall down.
That was me.
I almost died.
It scared me off alcohol FOREVER D:
Quote from: Slowtini on October 14, 2008, 12:58:24 AM
Cog is banned because, have you ever seen how a cartoon character looks when they try to portray it as drunk?
All staggering around, unable to even stand up.
If someone lets go of their arm, they just fall down.
That was me.
I almost died.
It scared me off alcohol FOREVER D:
Well, from what I understand, you were also only eleven - and at that age, you're going to be a lot smaller, and thus smaller amounts of alcohol will do more. Kids aren't supposed to drink for a reason, and it sounds like you might have had quite a bit of the stuff too. :<
Also, in keeping with the theme of the thread, you are banned.
Slowtini is banned because that was a very touching story.
Cog is banned for sniping me.
VSMIT is banned by a horde of ravenous wildebeest. on fire. that have telekinetic powers.
VSMIT is banned, because I have the power to kill a Wildebeest from one hundred yards away! With MIND BULLETS! :U
Quote from: Cogidubnus on October 14, 2008, 01:28:34 AM
VSMIT is banned, because I have the power to kill a Wildebeest from one hundred yards away! With MIND BULLETS! :U
Cog is banned for not banning me.
Slowtini is banned because now I only ban Wildebeest.
Wait.
Cog is banned for implying that I am a large African mammal.
VSMIT is banned because technically you are. If I recall, humans evolved in Africa, and we are fairly large mammals all things considered. So, technically you are a large African mammal.
Jairus is banned because my recent ancestry places me in Asia and Europe. And it's been so long since the descendants of African peoples migrated there, they have become different races.
VSMIT is banned because my more recent ancestry is Europe, but since I was earlier speaking on a technical issue, it really was stretching things. Or I don't know what I'm saying. Can the next person ban me for making no sense?
Jairus is banned because he did make sense, and also because he didn't make sense to himself.
VSMIT is banned because that's a frightening thought. I should probably go to bed shortly.
Jairus is banned because I've discovered that when sleep-deprived, a lot of things that do make sense don't make sense to you.
VSMIT is banned because if we extend that a little further, something I write when I am absolutely exhausted will make perfect sense. This is an experiment we should attempt someday when I don't have three classes the next day.
Jairus is banned because this does seem like a good idea. I just wouldn't want to moderate it.
VSMIT is banned because I can't think of anyone who would want to.
Jairus is banned because Ren or llearch might.
VSMIT is banned because I've just thought of a problem: what if it makes so much sense, that people dismiss it out of hand? Like, "get along with each other?"
Jairus is banned because then that would just lead to another discussion. I would like to try having a discussion on a volatile topic when both parties are immensely sleep-deprived. That would lead to some interesting conversations.
VSMIT is banned because that sounds absolutely hilarious.
Jairus is banned because we'd need to set up a private IRC channel or something so that we could do it without any real interruptions. We could have a couple people join in to help fuel the fire, but I wouldn't want too many people.
Jairus is banned because sleep deprevation will eventually cause me to defy the laws of physics. And because I've reached the stupid-grin stage of my late-night lack-o'sleepness.
Kitsune is banned because the sleep deprevation has caused him to ban the wrong person.
Ren is banned becuase sleep deprevation is awesome!
Silent is banned because Metal Gear is awesome. Sleep deprivation sucks.
Ren is ba-
!
What was that noise?
Slowtini is banned by the power of cryptic metaphors!
Ren Gaulen is banned because some times a stranger noise is simply a strange noise.
(E_VOYAGER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
Slowtini was banned for that post, too.
boxy is banned by the general physics of the universe.
e_voyager is banned by the advanced physics of the universe and it's subsequent textbook.
Mowser is banned because I defy your physics and substitute them with my own. >:[
Ren, I deny my ban and substitute your own.
...Wait, that really doesn't make much sense now, does it.
Regardless, Ren is banned.
Slowtini is banned because his ban made no sense. It's almost like he banned himself with my help. Which is actually exactly what happened. Weird. :[
Ren is banned by my paradoxical nature.
Slowtini is banned for being shaken, not stirred :mowdizzy
Redwing X is banned for being to hot for this thread. please try to keep the temp under 3000 degrees please.
e_voyager is banned for haplessly wandering around this thread.
Mowser is banned for confusing his enemies. You must KILL your enemies, or better yet, make them wish they were dead!
Jairus is banned, because the art of war is deception.
Cogidubnus is banned for being better at war than everyone else.
Especially me.
L is banned for being bad at the art of war.
R is banned because L and R are Left and Right. You're a perfect pair!
Jay is banned for filling me with dread. *shivers*
Ren is banned because he chose that name...
VSMIT is banned because I'm quite content with my name. >:[
Ren is banned for being too content.
Mowser is banned for envy.
Ren is banned for Wrath! D:<
Slowtini is banned for Fuhrer President King Bradley!
Jay is banned for Envy (from the capital letter). :P
Ren is banned for Gluttony. Mainly because he looks hungry
(http://www.absoluteanime.com/fullmetal_alchemist/gluttony.jpg)
Mowser is banned because i've lost my train of thought looking at that face.
E is banned because I have found his lost train of thought and stripped it of all goods while the guards were away. :P
Ren is banned while i recover the trains and write a few stories about the lost of train 011.
Spanky is banned for not protecting his trains of thought.
VSMIT is banned for thinking that I would be evil to you guys. You're my friends, I'd never be truly despicably evil to you. Just minor brain-breakage type evil.
Jairus is banned for bringing a conversation from another thread into this one.
VSMIT is banned because I couldn't figure out how to respond using only three words at a time.
Banned, three enough.
VSMIT, you're banned.
You're banned, too.
We're all banned.
Banned in three.
Well, I'm going to ban Darkdragon using more than three words. So there.
Banned in four words?
Are banned, you.
box--llearch n'n'daCorna is banned for becoming unrecognizable.
Three word ban.
I do not approve of these shenanigans of yours! Stop it now, or face the ban! D:<
Ren is banned for using the word shenanigans. ACK! No! Now I'm going to be banned too!
Mowser is banned for using the word "shenanigans" again. Folly!
Dark D is used because he also said the word that, apparently, should not be said.
:shifty
SHENANIGANS!! >:D
Ren's Banned.
I ban myself... and Slowtini.
Dagardo is banned for unjustified self-banning.
Ren is banned because I fell on my ass this past Sunday.
Dagardo is banned because it is Wednesday. Get over it already!
Ren is banned because I am over it, I was just looking for a reason.
Degardo is banned because his avatar makes me think dirty thoughts about fur-having creatures that could eat me.
Redwing is banned for lacking a first name! :P
Ren is banned for having a first name.
Jay is banned for not having a last name. :P
Ren is banned because he made up Jairus' last name, therefore he knows it.
Jairus is banned for not sharing said last name with the rest of the class
Redwing is banned for making me thing about high school.
Mowser is banned because it was his own fault.
Ren and Mow are both banned because I was about to ban Redwing X because Jairus' last name is Page. Jairus Page (http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1582244/).
Jairus is banned for taking that name out of a book. *rimshot*
Mowser is banned because Jairus is not guilty.
Ren is banned because he has not designed/drawn the Burning Mouse yet. And because such a weapon would be Cast In the Name of God.
Jay is banned because I seriously need to get that thing done.. :paranoid
Ren is banned becuase he brought up the name thing, and as a result, I had to watch Jairus on FA :p
Redwing is banned for not watching me too (shameless self-advertising-no-jutsu). :< (http://www.furaffinity.net/user/siegfriednox/)
Ren is banned because he's very bad for doing that. Albeit, I really don't have anything to show off on mine, so maybe I shouldn't talk.
Jairus is banned because I can't ban Ren for giving me kitten eyes and forcing em to watch him too :P
Redwing is banned so that she would be able to ban me. :3
Ren Gaulen is banned because it amuses me to mess with his head.
L is banned for messing with my head.
R is banned because it's easy to mess with his head. Or at least break it.
Jay is banned because he believes my head to be an easy one to mess with.
Ren Gaulen is banned because it wasn't his head I was messing with.
llearch is banned for messing with people's minds, then.
Cogi is banned for not encouraging llearch to mess with peoples minds. Seriously, ruining most of the fun of this place...
Mowser is banned to stir things up a bit.
Slowtini is banned for stirring things up and not shaking them up as Bond would do :kruger
Roya Redwing is banned for wanting a Vesper.
Jairus is banned because Redwing is the color of Tomatoes.
Slowtini is banned because maybe I am one of the tomatoes!
Imaginary cookie if you get the reference.
Jairus is banned because you people's cookies... they do BAAAAAAAAAD things...
They made the sky taste lemon.
Jairus is banned for posting a reference I don't get and denying me imaginary calories.
Roya is banned for banning the wrong person, and because I was referencing the awesome anime The Big O (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheBigO). Have a cookie anyway.
Jairus is banned because the best use for Big O is measuring the efficiency of computer algorithms.
Kobra is banned for causing me to have flash backs to my Algorithms class... which I failed twice and even worse, it was the only class that I had left before I was allowed to graduate. I had to do a summer session because of that class.
Mowser is banned for reminding me of school. I don't want to think about school right now.
Jairus is banned so he can GET BACK TO WORK! You have a 10 page paper due tomorrow! (maybe you don't, but who cares :P)
T1K is banned because I don't have a ten page paper due tomorrow, but my mom does. I do, on the other hand, want to actually write something and post it. I should do that... after dinner.
Jairus is banned because of (non-existent?) unfinished math and physics homework.
Darkdragon is banned because Music Theory homework sucks.
VSMIT is banned for not writing a composition in B# major.
Darkdragon is banned because that's just a dumb key. I'd rather write in Ab minor.
VSMIT is banned for continuing this boring music lesson!
Kipiru is banned because I can go more in-depth if I want to.
Both the major and minor key-sets have one key that uses no sharps or flats. In major, it is C, and in minor it is A. If you move either one of these keys up one half step (i.e.: C->C#, A->A#), they take on all of the (single) sharps possible. Likewise, if you move either of those keys down one half step (i.e.: C->Cb, A->Ab), they take on all of the (single) flats possible. Part writing in C major and A minor are pretty easy. However, part writing in C#, A#, Cb and Ab are amazingly difficult. Oh, and B#=C. That's why it's a dumb key.
VSMIT is banned because lessons are no substitute for experience.
Dagardo is banned because while that is true, you must have lessons in order to experience this particular kind of hell. This is why I'm not a composition major.
VSMIT is banned because that's very true. Calling a C Major piece "B# Major" only serves to obscure legibility of the composition.
DarkDragon is banned because I just discovered another tasty beverage.
Tropicana Grovestand Orange Juice + A splash of concentrated lemon juice + Sugar = Ohmygod delicious
Slowtini is banned because that sounds like citrusy goodness.
VSMIT is banned for not making a ban for Slowtini that contained references to Pulp Fiction.
Mowser is banned because I didn't know that I was supposed to make a Pulp Fiction reference.
VSMIT is banned by a runcible spoon.
Slowtini is banned by a brain projectile.
Ren is banned because I erect a magical barrier to protect me.
VSMIT is banned by a failed attempt to cast magic missiles at the darkness.
Mowser is banned because the magic missiles cast by VSMIT missed the darkness, kept going and ended up hitting Mowser. *BLAM!*
Ren is banned for always being violent towards me.
Mowser is banned because I am being violent towards him. But actually, I have no idea why I am so violent towards you. :[ I'll try to be nicer from now on. :3
Ren is banned due to the distinct possibility that he's been trying to make a nemesis out of me, as that's the feeling I've been getting *squints warily at him*. He is not banned however for trying to be nicer from now on in.
Mowser is not banned because I want to make up for all those times I shot him (no, that doesn't mean you can shoot me, Mowser).
Ren is banned for concluding that I would want to shoot him. While I'm all for vengeance and keeping things even, I'm willing to let things go every now and again.
Mowser is banned for nabbing that avatar from somewhere.
Where'd you get it, Mowser?
Ren and Mowser are both banned for not angaging in a violent gun battle to the death which would keep me entertained for a little while. >:3
Alondro is banned so I can present him with a sample of what he's asking for.
(http://i35.tinypic.com/2l8i0qs.jpg)
Mowser is banned for changing his avatar.
Roya Redwing is banned for not mentioning the Gun Kata.
L is banned because I have no clue what that is.
Roya is banned for not being familiar Equilibrium (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0238380/). Which I now have the urge to go find in my collection. You're also banned for banning me because I changed my avatar. I do that often.
Mowser is banned for linking a page that had this guy's name on it: "Christian Kahrmann " Which is stirkingly similar to my real name.
Redwing is banned because of the-
Slowtini is banned for having some unfinished business.
Mowser is banned because I have missed an opportunity to participate in an Equilibrium-style duel.
Ren is banned because the Matrix lobby scene was far better anyway, in terms of sheer destruction and effect. Though the fights in Equilibrium definitely had a style that has yet to truly be reproduced.
Mowser is banned because I can dual-wield Enforcer automatic pistols, but I have nothing to shoot at. :<
Ren Gaulen is banned because I have his flag. And am firing the flak cannon at his back.
llearch is banned because I have a fully charged shield belt. And besides.. RICOCHET DISKS!! >:D
Ren Gaulen is banned by three headshots. With the Shock Rifle.
L is banned because I'm calling an Insta-Gib match on Morpheus (damn, now I really want to play UT)!
Ren is banned because I love the smell of rippers and miniguns in the morning.
Mowser is banned by a full clip from the Omega R.Y.N.O. 4-Ever V. X (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Motivators/OmegaRYNO4-EverVX.jpg?t=1224265465). It unleashes a terrifying myriad of lock-on homing lasers at an insane rate of fire, each dealing 5141 damage in V. X. Max ammo capacity in level X is 900. It can destroy the final boss in a few seconds. It's my favorite toy.
Jay is banned because I have opened a Keg o' Health and put on a shield belt. I have maximum health and armour now. >:]
Ren is banned because my link was broken in the previous post. Tis now fixed.
Jay is banned because an Insta-Gib rifle inflicts about a million damage points with one shot - but it requires extreme precision.
Ren is banned for nostalgic reasons.
Mowser is banned because he is not the only one who experiences nostalgia right now. ..My six-barrelled rocket launcher, oh how I miss you..
Ren is banned because not only am I nostalgic for UT, but now also for RO. Guess it's time to go activate my account again.
Mowser is banned through being buried under a pile of useless, worthless loot that burst out of a poring he killed.
Ren Gaulen is banned because every adventurer who has the money should get a Heward's Handy Haversack or a Bag of Holding in order to carry massive quantities of loot to later sell for an excessive amount of gold that they will likely never use in the entire game.
The1Kobra is banned because this loot system sucks.
Jay is banned because it works just fine for me - I got a set of enchanted half-plate armour from a poring, you won't see me complaining. :P
Ren is banned because the only MMorpg thingie I play is WoW although I DO know what a poring is xD. *gets on her raptor and rides away*
Roya is banned because something tells me she plays as a troll. :paranoid
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/Atroll.png)
Ren is banned by my Zakrello Cycle.
(http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/1205508734334qp0.jpg?t=1224272995)
Jairus is banned for posting while I was banning Ren for dissin Roya's Troll booty
(http://www.regressionx.com/wow/Images/troll-mage.gif)
And he is banned for not getting on Carine and questing with me xD.
R.R. is banned because I've never heard of Carine. Where is it? She is also banned by Kamen Rider O-Ranji.
(http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/1197850094677tv1.jpg?t=1224273084)
Jairus is banned for not knowing of the server named in WoW and also not questing with my awesome Troll named Colbolta xD (yes, she's blue, shocked?)
R.R. is banned because I've never played WoW. The last Warcraft-related game I played was Warcraft. I think so, anyway.
Jairus be banned fo bein' behind da times, mon *polishes tusks*
Roya is banned by ten thousand Gnome Shrinking Rays.
Cogi is banned, since
It's been so long since I banned
Him. I missed you, dude.
Jairus is banned,
I missed you too, yellow
one of good fortune.
The gray wolf is banned
By my greeting attack. Dodge
This, swordsman Cogi.
Jairus is banned for continuing haikus wantonly.
R.R. is banned, for
I like haiku. They're easy
To write, and fun too.
The rushes silent,
the ban goes by stealthily
anticipation
The wind blows. Shadows
Move. Gray wolf falls. A leaf falls
As the ban goes by.
Falling water drops
worlds falling past my eyes
away from this one
(you're also banned to those places)
The old wolf watches
The forest burn. His home gone,
He lies down to die.
And you're banned too, I
Just couldn't figure out how
To fit it in there.
The young mouse rests
in cool shadow, safe from bans
unaware - a hawk.
The wolf sits, safe from
Bans... but not the timber ant.
The wolf shall not win.
Jairus is banned while I compose an epic poem to ban him with. BrB in about ten years.
Cogi is banned by my quite simple prose,
With ten metric steps and silly-ass rhyme.
Why not write something about a red rose?
Well, obviously for I have not time.
Jairus, You are banned.
I'm sure you know what you did.
Pay your penalty.
Slowtini is banned because the name of your evolved form sounds like a hair removal product and I can't stop giggling about that.
Kitsune is banned for a completely unrelated reason.
VSMIT is banned because you can tune a piano but you CAN'T TUNA FIIIIISH!
FIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! >:O
Also Ban
slowtini's banned for using loaded dice. Real men have such high saves they don't even need to bother with the dice.
Kitsune is banned for taking this long to ban Slowtini for that.
VSMIT is banned because I don't get it. What are you weirdos talking about?
Jairus is banned for not reading my signature / noticing the large timegap between my FIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH, and Kitsune's ban.
Slowtini is banned because I'm tired. Hurry up and finish working, dryer!
Jairus is banned because this is page 69.
Slowtini is banned because it isn't.
llearch is banned for tentacoo wape (he'll probably get what exactly I'm talking about). :<
Ren Gaulen is banned for behaving as if he didn't enjoy himself.
llearch is banned for implying that I, the knight of the Holy Order, would enjoy such a vile violation!! D:<
Ren Gaulen is banned because he, as a knight, would be expected to say that. And I'd believe him.
... if it wasn't for the smirk on his face, that is.
llearch is banned because I'm gonna snipe him. >:]
Ren is banned becuase I ganked him before he could snipe L. :B
Roya is banned because I am going to come back in a new, more powerful form.. *eerie music starts playing, accompanied by Latin chanting*
Ren is banned because the new more powerful form thing is something that has lost much if not all its interest to me.
Dagardo is banned because my new, more powerful form is still me. I'm still a major character, goddamnit!! D:<
Ren is banned because I've seen it done in so many different ways it has lost interest to me. And of course you're new form is still you It just looks different.
Dagardo is banned because of sugar over load i his avatar
e_voyager is banned because I've just gotten back from my eye exam, and I'm getting glasses.
Jay is banned because he should have gotten glasses long ago. :P
Ren is banned because I'm going to place the order tomorrow, and I have to wait two weeks for them to get made. :C
Jairus is banned for being too cute :3
Roya is banned because he will get even cuter when he gets glasses. :3
Ren is banned because I'm wondering what his avatar would look like with glasses.
Jay is banned for making me wonder about the same.
Ren is banned because if glasses don't work, how about goggles?
Jay is banned because the goggles are surprisingly useful.
Ren is banned because I'm glad to have helped.
Jy is banned because I have nachos and ice cream cake and he does not.
yakanaJ is banned because I do like nachos and ice cream cake, provided the nachos aren't soggy and the ice cream cake is cold.
Jay is banned because I have ice cream and cake separately. But both are delicious. :3
Ren is banned because I don't like too much frosting on my cake.
Jay is banned because I eat the cake for the cake, not for the frosting. :P
Ren Gaulen is banned because the frosting, it does notheenk!
llearch is banned because today I have redeemed myself. Accidentally. :3
Ren Gaulen is banned because it couldn't have happened to a better person.
Boxy is banned because, I had a dream... it was crushed... before I even knew what it was. :< That's not right.
Dagardo is banned for having dead dreams, because with strange aeons even death may die.
Cogi is banned because if Death took a holiday, imagine how dull life would become.
Jairus is banned, and there's a Mr. Black I'd like him to meet...
Cogi is banned, because Mr. Orange would like to have a word with him.
Ren Gaulen is sniped, headshot, redeemed, shocked, rocket-ridden, holed, and swallowed a load of green goo.
And is banned, to boot.
Boxy is banned because I take it you and Ren had fun today?
Jubblies is banned because whilst I snipe, I don't usually redeem, shock, rocket, enforce, or biosludge. Or chaingun, hammer, slice, pulse, or flak cannon, either. Unless I run out of ammo.
Although I do sometimes translocate.
Only I'm usually on the receiving end...
Boxy is banned because all of those sound like horribly destructive and painful means of killing someone in a video game.
Jubblies is banned because he is correct.
... is anyone else going to join in, now?
Boxy is banned because i have unleashed the ban dragon and it shall ban us all!
e_voyager is banned because now I'm thinking about what it would be like to 'redeem' a ban dragon... "It's shake-n-bake, and IIIII helped!"
Mowser is redeemed and then banned by an ion cannon satellite.
Ren is banned by the Sun Crusher (http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Sun_Crusher).
Jairus is banned by "Lock all phasers! Fire!"
Kipiru is banned because that never works.
Jay is banned by the Wave Motion Cannon. Because it works.
Ren is banned because I don't feel like continuing this theme for some reason.
Jay is banned because I posted in the wrong thread!! :dface
Ren is banned because I forgive him. :hug
Jay is banned because you don't show that you forgive someone by banning them. :<
Ren is not banned, because I'm sorry. Still friends?
Jairus is banned because this isn't a place for mushy feelings. It's a place of bans. A cold, hard reality of rejection and suppression.
Mowser is banned because sometimes it's a place for feelings. It has to be... it just has to be... :cry
Jay is not banned because he is right. There is a place for feelings even in the Ban Game! Lo Friendship can bloom on the battlefield!
Ren is banned to suppress that foolishness.
Mowser is banned because we will never give up!! >:O
commissar Ren is banned because i'm a soldier i thought i told you be not unwise judge me not by my size, you won't believe your eyes. watch the X wing rise.
Voyager is banned.
I shall not watch the X-Wing.
Rise, enjoy your ban.
.yknapS nab ot ukiah a gnisu rof dennab si initwolS
VSMIT is banned by a mirror force trap spell for calling me spanky.
Spanky is banned for referencing YGO.
my mirror force spell is a continuous trap and activates when ever i am called spanky so once more VSMIT is banned by it's reflective power.
Spanky, I use my Dispel Trap card to send your Mirror Force to the graveyard, allowing me to use my Bouncer Bid Daddy to ban you directly!
I ban Jairus directly with my Exodia Necros!
VSMIT is banned by my flamethrower, destroying both of our decks completely.
Jairus is banned because I tap my next card and attack.
VSMIT is banned by the one person you don't want to get a Death Note...
(http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/1200337518848ke3.jpg?t=1224647989)
Yoshiyuki "Kill 'em All" Tomino
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Jairus is banned for bringing Death Note into this madness!
VSMIT is banned because this is not madness. This is Sparta:
(http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/ThisisSPARTA.jpg?t=1224648125)
See?
Jairus is banned for being an Athenian "boy lover."
VSMIT is banned by Ronald McSephiroth.
(http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/2008Sep19181406_7913.jpg?t=1224648639)
Jairus is banned for that particular piece of evil.
VSMIT is banned because Sasuke can see you (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Poster-Sasuke.jpg?t=1224650302).
Jairus is banned for using a motivator that is completely irrelevant to what was happening in the episode.
VSMIT is banned because I don't watch Naruto.
Jairus is banned because I don't either.
VSMIT is banned because I don't really watch much TV anymore outside of Mythbusters. Maybe I should cancel my cable?
Jairus is banned because he shouldn't, as Discovery is a very good channel to have.
VSMIT is banned because Discovery is indeed a good network. Dirty Jobs and the new show Time Warp are also fairly interesting.
Jairus is banned because How it's Made is also a good show.
VSMIT is banned because it's an okay show. It's not quite my type.
Jairus is banned because a show that was "his type" probably involved large robots and writing.
VSMIT is banned because there's a little more to it than that. Otherwise I'd like Evangelion.
Jairus is banned because that be true.
VSMIT is banned to break the monotony.
Moswer is banned because i missed so much fun!
E is banned to make him miss even more fun. >:] (Yep, I'm in my evil mood. :P)
Ren is banned because I've yet to see a time when he wasn't being somewhat evil.
Mowser is banned so that he would never see such times.
Ren Gaulen is banned in a futile attempt to change some of the players.
Boxy is banned because it is futile, and he knows it. Unless you're talking about a game I do not participate in.
Jubblies is banned because I could always.
Ban him, that is. And that would resolve it quite nicely - at least for me. ;-]
llearch is banned because he would not really ban somebody for no good reason. He is a nice person, even if he's trying to hide it sometimes. :3
Ren is banned for underestimating llearch.
Mowser is banned for misunderstanding llearch.
Ren Gaulen is banned for totally underestimating me.
I can, and have, banned people for no reason at all.
boxy is banned by the stressed out invisible friends waiting to play.
llearch is banned for totally destroying my illusions. Why.. why did you have to do it, Boxy? I.. believed in you! I needed to have someone to believe in, but you have ruined it.. Now I have nothing left.. Nothing but the dark emptiness of my heart.. *"emo.jpg"*
E is banned for interrupting me while I'm being all emo.
Ren is banned because the way to the morticians is up the road, not across the street. Darn emo's never get it right.
Mowser is banned because he is somehow not emo. :januscat
Lysander is banned for no reason in particular other than I have nothing better to do.
Zack is banned because banning a fellow man just out of boredom is heretical!! D:<
Ren is banned for banning people for supposed heresy.
Mowser is banned for banning me for supposed heresy when the heresy in question was quite genuine. The Emperor does not approve! >:[
Ren is banned for accusing me and my broken casted arm of supposed heresy.
Zack is banned because my lunch was delicious, and he had no hand in making it.
Jairus is banned for expecting me to make lunch with a broken hand...maby once its not broken, i'll consider it.
Zack is banned because it's possible to do many things with only one hand... like type this post to ban you.
Jay is banned because there is quite possible that Zack broke his arm serving the Emperor.
Aniki is banned because someday he's gonna have to grow up and make his own decisions like a big man without the Emperor's help.
Jairus is banned for making points about how I can still do alot of things but am just lazy and unwanting to put extra effort into using my right arm. :<
Zack is banned because I didn't know that it was your left arm that was broken: I used my left hand to ban you last time. Right hand only this time, okay?
jay is banned w/o using hands at all
Ren is banned for having mad skills and banning without hands.
zack is banned because i just topped aniki
Jay is banned for outbanning me!
Ren is banned as he was called an Aniki and I don't know what that is but wouldn't mind an explanation.
Zack is banned because "aniki" is a Japanese term meaning "big brother." Ren is my aniki.
Jay is banned for resolving my confusion.
Zack is banned because he's welcome.
Jay is banned by a random Ban Whale (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/BanWhale.jpg).
Aniki is banned by my new ride (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/wg11.jpg?t=1224708067).
Jairus is banned because I just wrote a story involving gender reversal for my English Class.
"If Rapunzel was a Man"
And yes, the teacher ASKED me to do it.
Slowtini is banned because I don't want to know what Manpunzel let out the window.
Jairus is banned because it was his beard.
Slowtini is banned because that must have been a long beard... don't beards grow slower than hair? Or should I not try to apply logic to fairy tales?
jay is banned but the DATS digimon savers
e_voyager is banned by my Biomerge Digivolution.
Guilmon... Biomerge to... Gallantmon!
Jairus is banned by burst evloution agumon
e_voyager is banned by Omnimon. Need I say more?
jay is banned by Imperialdramon Palidain mode ( stronger then Omnimon but less liked)
e_voyager is banned because Omnimon is still my favorite. Okay, Gallantmon X (http://digimon.wikia.com/wiki/Gallantmon#Gallantmon_X) and Omnimon X (http://digimon.wikia.com/wiki/Omnimon#Omnimon_X) are my real favorites, but Omnimon is still up there.
Jairus is banned because i never said he wasn't Imperialdramon Plalidain mode it's very well known or liked despite his massive amounts of power
e_voyager is banned because I think you're saying "Jairus is banned because I never said he wasn't. Imperialdramon Paladin Mode isn't very well-known or liked despite his massive amounts of power." Besides... have you ever seen X-Evolution? Damn. Gallantmon X destroyed dozens if not hundreds of clone Ultimate levels, while Omnimon X RESET THE FREAKING DIGITAL WORLD. Power is not what matters: awesome is.
You are also banned because I can do the Guilmon voice.
Jubblies is banned by Omnomnomnomnomnomn.
llearch is banned by the Omnomnomon.
ren is banned because tokomon beats everyone, seriously it has TEETH
gh0st is banned by the Necrotelicomnicon.
Boxy is banned by Crowley's Bentley.
Jubblies is banned by the M25 Orbital motorway, and by a phone call from a demon...
llearch is banned by a Illudium Q-36 Space Modulator.
Mowser is banned by a centurionish looking martian.
Cogidubnus is banned because that makes me very angry. Very angry indeed.
Jay is banned because I don't like him when he's angry. :P
Ren is banned because I don't know when you like me. :[
Jairus is banned because I don't like him. That's it.
Mowser is banned because that wasn't very nice. :cry
Jairus is banned because it will give him time to recover from my harsh words.
Mowser is banned because one's words should be soft and sweet, in case you have to eat them.
Cogi is banned because I've always enjoyed spicy, sour and bitter foods... and meat. Bloody, red, just shaved off of the animal meat.
Mowser is banned because I don't think that meat that rare is healthy.
Jay is banned because he forgot to mention that meat is murder. Tasty, tasty murder. Omnomnomnomnom~
Ren is banned because that sounds like something that someone from the People Eating Tasty Animals would say.
Jay is banned for eavesdropping on People Eating Tasty Animals.
Ren is banned because eavesdropping is a perfectly legitimate strategy. Anyone wanna go camping?
Mowser is banned for hogging the best camping spot. ..Don't worry, Mowser, I'll redeem you yet...
Ren is banned for not sharing the second-best camping spot.
VSMIT is banned because I will only agree to the best of the best.
Ren isn't banned because he's apparently agreeing with me..... ah scratch that, I never liked yes men. He's banned.
Mowser is banned because he was to busy typing his taunts to see a Redeemer missile sneak up on him. >:3
:explosion
Ren Gaulen is banned because once again, he forgot to add a reference to Dr. Strangelove when mentioning mushroom clouds.
The1Kobra is banned because I never finished watching that movie.
Jairus is banned so he can finish watching that movie.
The1Kobra is banned because I don't own it.
Jubblies is banned for not posting in the cute thread.
Boxy is banned because I'm trying to be less annoying so that I don't piss off my friends. Therefore, I'm trying to post less in the Arena. Therefore... you are confusing me, dude.
Jairus is banned because... Wait, you were annoying?
When was this?
Slowtini is banned for the sarcasm. I know you guys find me at least a little annoying.
Jairus is banned because I wasn't being sarcastic.
Slowtini is banned because I don't feel that Jairus is annoying, either. And anything's better than being a recluse and not posting here at all.
VSMIT is banned because, arguably, wouldn't a spammer be worse? But thanks for the sentiments, you guys. Here's a mow with a cookie. :mowcookie
Jairus is banned because EWWWW, Mow saliva.
Slowtini is banned for failing to appreciate Jay's offering. OK, here's a Mow without a cookie. :mowsmile
Ren is banned because that would still likely involve saliva. Those things eat anything.
Fine. If you don't like mows, I'll give you petrorabbits. :bunny And a ban.
Ren is banned because I was only trying to help by pointing out that giving a mow to someone who has expressed dislike of mow saliva is a bit pointless as they will try to consume most anything. As such the person will still be exposed to said saliva. I mean really, I try and help you and this how you respond. I tell ya, this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down, and I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there and I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-air.
Mowser is banned because I had already realized my mistake before he pointed it out, and promptly changed an offering of a mow for an offering of a pertorabbit.
Aniki is banned for not banning Mowser for reciting part of the lyrics to "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air."
Jay is banned because I deliberately tried to ignore it, but he brought it up again.
Ren is banned because I did not know that. Sorry, Aniki.
Jairus is banned because I don't really have anything against mows, It's just that due to the fact that that one had it's mouth halfway around a cookie that's half as big as it's body, it's probably drooling everywhere, yanno?
Slowtini is banned because that makes sense. Unfortunately, we don't have a cookie smiley.
Jairus is banned for not making one himself.
Mowser is banned because I have just realized that mows might as well not drool at all, being inorganic life forms and all.
Ren is banned because if they're eating things, good chance they have some sort of digestion method. Which generally implies something to break down the material being ingested. Something you don't want to come in contact with. Also, what makes you think they're inorganic?
Mowser is banned because i can't find a reason not to ban his right now. weird how that works isn't it?
e_voyager is banned by the Autobot Matrix of Leadership.
Jairus is banned because I've got more style than a fashion designer who knows css.
Mowser is banned because that was a horrible pun. :<
Slowtini is banned because there's no such thing!
Jer-oh-me is banned because all puns - no matter how good - are horrible.
Jairus is banned for a logical inconsistency.
Jer-oh-me is banned, punultimately.
Boxy is banned before he puns us in.
Jairus is banned for being afraid of being boxed in by puns. Or punned in by a box. Either or.
Mowser is banned because the pun is mightier than the sword. Punfortunately.
Jai is banned because I am hungry.
Jer-oh-me is banned because the invincible iron man gets himself kicked around a lot.
E's banned cause I am Iron Man! Dunna-nunna-nunna-dun-na-naaaa
Jer-oh-me is banned because he's lost his mind. Can you see or are you blind?
Jairus is banned because we don't know if he can walk at all, Or if he moves will he fall?
Spanky is banned. Is he alive or dead, Has he thoughts within his head?
VSMIT is banned so Well just pass him there, Why should we even care?
e_voyager is banned for forgetting that He was turned to steel, In the great magnetic field.
VSMIT is banned for being FOXed.
Boxy is banned for being BOXed.
Jairus is banned for rejecting me as a big brother. I'm hurt. I could have kept the nasty monsters away. I mean, what's better to scare away nasty monsters than an even nastier creature?
Mowser is banned because those who first monsters have a tendency of becoming monsters themselves if they are not careful. Besides, you'd end up suffering a reduction in your badass scale (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LickedByTheDog) once people see that you aren't so scary after all.
Jairus is banned because I've never claimed to be a badass. Badass doesn't interest me. That's Rens territory.
Mowser is banned for claiming to be non-badass with that new avatar of his.
Ren is banned for being too badass!
Jer-oh-me is banned for interrupting dinner.
Mowser's banned cause I'm off the clock.
Jer-oh-me's banned because I'm off my rocker!
Dlowtini's banned cause I build pockets, in my spare time.
Jer-oh-me is banned because I'm out of my mind!
And for misspelling Slowtini's name.
Jay's banned cause I blame my Wii for that.
Jer-oh-me is banned because I couldn't use my PS3 for surfing: my eyes suck too much for that. Maybe when I get my glasses (and an HD TV), I could use it like that... but I don't have internet if I don't have power. Damn.
Jairus is banned from the comfort of my own bed.
Yay laptops.
Slowtini is banned because banned is not about comfort
Slowtini is banned for exactly the same reason.
Spanky is banned for stealing mah ban!
VSMIT is banned because I can't remember when I banned him last.
Jairus is banned because I've stepped away from the ban game for a while, as it seems to be a little easy. The three word game, on the other hand...
VSMIT is banned for stepping out. Never back down!
Kipiru is banned because I think it's admirable to be out of step.
Mowser is banned because sometimes it's good to step in time, step in time, come on, mateys, step in time, step in time!
jay-jay is banned because he's a ringer for jayrrs
E-V is banned because it'll only get worse once my fursona gets glasses. And you misspelled "Jyrras."
Jairus is banned because Glasses make EVERYTHING awesome.
slowtini is banned because i'm in glasses as well
e_voyager is banned 'cause I have to wait another WEEK before I can get my glasses. Hopefully they'll be done by this weekend.
Jairus is banned for being the last in line.
Mowser is banned for reminding me of that song.
Ren is banned because I miss this mindless entertainment.
Zack is banned for his bad aim. :P
Ren is banned for his. He shoots at me often yet somehow I'm still here.
Mowser is banned to perpetuate the bad aiming.
VSMIT is banned by my snipe shot.
Jairus is redeemed.
And banned.
L is banned by ricochet disks. Spin Saucer! (I wonder if anybody gets the reference..)
Ren is banned cause I'm on a different computer! Huzzah!
Jer-oh-me is banned because I'm on the same computer. I'm in ur comp, loggin yah keeze.
Mowser is banned for lying.
Jerome is banned because I'm right behind you...
Jairus is banned for not making a Gattica reference.
Cogi is banned because I have no idea what he's talking about.
Jairus is banned because Gattica is a most awesome movie.
Mowser is banned because I prefer titles like Manos: The hands of Fate, Pod People, and Plan 9 From Outer Space.
The1Kobra is banned for not mentioning Rat Pfink A Boo-Boo.
Boxy is banned because that is the stupidest name I have ever heard of for a movie. What the heck is it?
Jubblies is banned for not having heard of the classiest Z-grade movie around. A movie that, well, was supposed to be called "Rat Pfink and Boo-Boo", but the clerk got it wrong and they couldn't afford the $25 to re-register it. A movie where the fight sound effects are all done in classy, 60's Batman style. A movie where the hero travels in a sidecar, driven by his sidekick. Standing up. Holding out his cape, so it blows in the wind - which is at least once, coming from behind him (ie, faster than the motorbike is travelling). A movie where at least one of the car chase scenes, all of which are sped up by speeding the film through the camera, the heroes are overtaken by a small dog....
llearch is banned for that madness.
Ren is banned because that isn't madness.. that is just awesome!
Mowser is banned for his avatar looking like Vash ( there can only be one)
Kipiru is banned for not recognizing Mao of Disgaea 3. He's way cooler than Vash.
Mowser is banned for saying anyone is cooler than Vash!
Kiripu is banned because there are those cooler than Vash. Alucard comes to mind.
Cogi is banned cause Alucard is mean, while Vash is a kind-hearted goof who goes super cool in a blink of an eye.
Kipiru is banned because Dante has always been cooler than those two in my book.
Jairus is banned because Vash is on the cover of any book and shouldn't be compared to those in it :)
Kipiru is banned because none of my books have Vash on the front. Two of them, however, have Alucard, and another has Dante. And that one has Nero.
Jairus is banned because...I really can't think of a good reason. For some reason I want to blame it on Slayers, although I've never seen that particular show before, or particularly know what it's about.
Cogi is banned because that's okay, the only reason I'm banning him is because he posted before me.
Jairus is banned because a shepherd I shall be.
Mowser is banned because I do not know what that is a reference to. It sounds like something Anderson would say, though.
Jubblies is banned because he is a virus...
Boxy is banned because Jesus Christ is in Heaven and I Speak with the Dead.
Jay is banned because I'm commencing the Cromwell invocation. Releasing power limiters level three... two... one.
Ren is banned because as of the end of current state of the manga, Alucard is down to just one of his 3,424,867 souls: specifically, his soul.
Jay is banned by a triple barrage from three Cross Punishers.
Ren Gaulen is banned by a banana.
ARGH! A banana! My one mortal enemy, we meet again..
Jay is banned for arranging this meeting.
Ren is banned because if he fails to defeat his enemy, Orange will save you.
Banned because he winds up saved by lemon-lime.
Cogi is banned because the machine gave me grape. I don't like grape soda anymore.
Jairus is banned because those vending machines never give me anything, I put my money in and they just break. They're sort of like one-armed bandits.
The1Kobra is banned for being wrongfully convicted and on the run, searching for the one-armed man who killed his wife.
VSMIT is banned because my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Ren is banned because I am not RIGHT handed.
Jubblies is banned because I just work for Vizzini to pay the bills. There's not a lot of money in revenge...
Boxy is banned because I do not mean to pry, but do you happen to have six fingers on your right hand?
Jairus is banned because 'Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!'
Jer-oh-me is banned because he is only mostly dead! Mostly dead... he's still alive. All-dead... well, if you're all dead, there's only one thing we can do: go through your pockets and look for loose change.
Jairus is banned AS... YOU... WISH!!!
Jer-oh-me is banned because he's in the Pit of Despair! Don't even *coughhackcoughchokecough* don't even think about trying to escape.
Jairus is banned because I am not left handed!
Jer-oh-me is banned for reusing two lines.
VSMIT is banned because the wireless internet at the building all of my classes are in sucks!
Jairus is banned because this is only the second year my school has had a wireless network. And they're all Apple Airports!
VSMIT is banned because I have no idea what this particular building uses.
Jairus is banned because he could just ask someone.
VSMIT is banned by a falling cow
Spanky is banned by the French.
VSMIT is banned, because Dr. Scully says that I should.
Corgatha Taldorthar is banned for having such a cool name
E_Voyager is banned for using the coolness of Corgatha Taldorthar against himself.
Corthaga is banned for having two names.
VSMIT is banned because nuts to that (http://www.friendsoffoamy.com/videos/nuts-to-you-episode-027). Warning, contains "excessive violence" and "explicit audio." But it's funny.
Dagardo is banned so that Pagan may feed (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIM2dV9R7fA).
Jairus is banned because Pagan hasn't been here in a while.
VSMIT is banned because I'm trying to convince him to log back on. Occasionally. Okay, not really.
Jairus is banned because I just decided to drop by, ya know, say hi... Toodles!
pagan is banned because you never stop by. you never go back. YOU CAN'T!
gh0st is banned for being overly visible.
Mowser is banned for wearing two round pieces of paper over his eyes.
Ren is banned for forcing me to unfog my glasses.
Mowser is banned for having a new avatar. This one looks less stupid than the last one for some reason.
Jubblies is banned for not noticing the previous one.
Lurch is banned because I did notice the previous one: it was the one where you couldn't see the eyes because the glasses had glare.
Jairus is banned because there was one in between those two, but being the nice, rule abiding fellow that I am, I took it down.. for now.
Mowser is banned because I'm fairly certain you had the glare-filled glasses last night, which means you would have changed your avatar while I was asleep.
Jairus is banned for needing to sleep. Foolish mortal.
Cogi is banned for not needing sleep. Mutant freak.
Jairus is banned because Cog is probably a foolish immortal.
VSMIT is banned because I can't remember when he changed his avatar last.
Jairus is banned for being too serious.
Mowser is banned because I can't be serious while looking at his avatar.
Jubblies is banned because this are serious thread.
Lurchy is banned because this are too serious thread.
Jairus is banned because I just want to put a smile on all your faces.
Mowser is banned because looking at his avatar gives me a headache.
Corgatha's banned cause his avatar is somewhat scary.
Jer-oh-me is banned because Corgatha's avi has some wicked dreads.
Mowser is banned because his avatar makes me wanna put on a Batsuit and beat it up.
Jairus is banned because at first I thought Mao's new avi was Ren's but just humorously vandalized again.
Jer-oh-me is banned because that's exactly what it is. :3
Mao's banned cause I also thought it was on Ren's account.
Jer-oh-me is banned because it's not good that he says that. I pulled my original joke off because it was too close to violating rule IX (as per llearch's guidance on the matter) and because I didn't have the chance to ask Ren if he was ok with it. If it is causing confusion, it's coming down asap. Also.. everyone knows Ren's too quick to fall for avi modifications.
Mowser is banned for not asking me to go and put his previous modification into Ren's profile...
Llearch is banned because the confusion was only temporary. Also I'm now calling Mowser Mao.
Jer-Oh-Me is banned for his ue of dastardly dashes.
Corgatha is banned for calling Jer-oh-me's dashes dastardly. They're clearly dash-tardly.
And llearch, I did suggest it before but you didn't seem confident in it working out at the time so we passed on the idea.
Mowser is banned for that terrible pun. And because I can't come up with anything beyond "Mowsering down the street" (moseying)
Jairus is banned because he didn't come up with a good pun.
Ein the Welsh Corgatha is banned because that's the best pun I can come up with for your name.
Jairus is banned by Fi's antics.
Slowtini is banned by Fi's tics... is that even possible?
Mowser is banned because anything is possible if it happens the right way.
Dagardo is banned for looking impish
Corgatha is banned for an imp-erfect pun; Mowser is banned by order of Chairman Mow; and Jubblies is banned Jairus because I said so.
Illearch is banned for his over-zealotry.
Corgatha is banned for the lurching monstrosity that is this chain of Ban threads.
Jairus is banned by the order of our great Joker, the Chairman Mow!
Mowser is banned and sent on a thousand mile march.
Cogidubnus is banned by the sound of one hand clapping
e_voyager is banned by the sounds of six hands PUMMELING YOU D:
Slowtini is banned because he doesn't have six hands to pummel Spanky with.
VSMIT is banned because you people are weird.
Jairus is banned because I decided to change my avvie back.
VSMIT is not banned, because I liked his old avatar and I missed it! Yay! :hug
Jairus is banned because he should have reminded me of it when we were going through that Nekoboy phase.
VSMIT is banned because I think Nekoboy drove us all a little nuts, which excuses it a little bit.
Jairus is banned because that's no excuse! D:<
VSMIT is banned because he's right. I'm sorry I didn't think of your avatar during the Nekoboy crisis! And I'm sorry I helped him set up his avatar! I'm sorry for all of it! :cry
Jairus is banned because he should be...
*still teary and crying* VSMIT is banned because I'd like to point out that it is YOUR avatar: why didn't you think of it?
Jay's banned with a hug, I'm glad I wasn't part of the Nekoboy fiasco.
*slightly sniffles* Jerry's banned because that fiasco tested all of us...
Jay's banned because it probably tested my hiding skills.
Jer-oh-me is banned because nobody's hiding skills are good enough. Not even llearch's.
VSMIT banned because at least we all survived with what remained of our sanity intact... though offhand we all lost our patience.
Are you still angry at me?
Jairus is banned because I wasn't angry with him. If you knew me at all, you'd know that I'm slow to anger.
VSMIT is banned because maybe I'm a little too worried about angering my friends. Wait, why am I banning you for that? And why am I being so emo?
Jairus is banned for being emo.
VSMIT is banned because i'm off to sleep now
Spanky is banned because I am, as well.
E's banned to bed.
VSMIT's banned for ninja!
Jer-oh-me is banned because I no longer feel emo! And to say good night to e_voyager and VSMIT. And you too, I guess. I'm not going to bed yet, but I will shortly.
Jairus is banned because I'm being kept awake wondering about this thread.
VSMIT is banned because I'm terrible at hiding.
Just ask anyone on the forum...
llearch is banned because I found him! See! You ARE horrible at hiding.
Mowser is banned because he stood up.
Corgotha is banned because he chose a very obvious piece of cover.
Jubblies is banned - *BANG* - to demonstrate why you should remain in hiding.
Lord Lurchy is banned because he refused to speak with us. *BOOM*
jay is banned as llearch is pulling a solid snake.
e_voyager is banned because... huh? What was that noise?
Mowser is banned because stop, listen, what's the sound, everyone else is turning round...
llearch is banned because there's something happenin' here, what it is aint exactly clear.
Commissar mow is banned by the sound of a primed plasma gun point in his direction
e_voyager is banned for his new avatar.
Jairus is banned for the red star on his shoulder.
Cogi is banned because I don't think I've ever seen a full-size picture of the defense force's logo.
Jairus is banned for imperialist attempts to conquer the known world.
Mowser is banned for heretical thinking and will be re-absorbed into the imperium of mankind shortly.
Cogi is banned because I wouldn't want to be a part of any club that would have me as a member.
Mowser is banned because arguably the Clockwork Mansion is a bit of a club, when you think of it.
jay is banned because this was one of my first four avatars on this forum.
e_voyager is banned for dredging up the past.
Mowser is banned because there isn't much wrong with the past (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/avatars/EvilJyrrasAvatar.png?t=1225388314).
Jay is banned because I haven't banned much lately. :<
Ren Gaulen is banned because I saw a house made out of spaghetti
Corgi is banned because he is supposed to be the Nameless One.
Ren is banned. I'll come up with a reason later.
VSMIT is banned because I wanted to ban Nii-san.
Jay is banned for wanting to ban me. You can ban me now, though. :3
Nii-san is banned because I wanted to ban him! And now I can! Yay!
Jay is banned for being excessively exited over such a minor matter.
Ren Gaulen is banned for leaving over such a trivial matter.
llearch is banned for being trivial.
VSMIT is banned for being to harsh.
Corgatha Taldorthar is banned because this is SERIOUS BUSINESS!!!
Kobra is banned because you're doin' it wrong. It r srs bsns.
Mowser is banned because - why so serious? :P *flees*
Ren Gaulen is pre-emptively banned for reasons that shall become clear later
Corgatha Taldorthar is banned because he really shouldn't keep things like that hanging, it raises anxiety.
Kobra is banned to lower the anxiety.
Ren is banned because I think he deserves a better kind of villain.
Mowser is banned because swiss cheese is better than cheddar
Corgatha Taldorthar is banned because I only like cheese when it's on pizza.
Kobra is banned because I am not Pizza.
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolMecha/IamnotPizza.png)
Ren Gaulen is banned because he WILL be once I get my paintbrush, cheese and tomato sauce... hmm..... (grins)
The1Kobra is banned because there wasn't any pepperoni in that order.
Mowser is banned because The1Kobra's plan sounds like some kind of obscure fetish, to tell the truth. Or a Halloween costume.
Jairus is banned because Halloween is absurd. If you want candy, it's easier to buy it than go trolling for it for hours.
Corgotha is banned because I don't celebrate Halloween. Ordinarily I just sit at home and watch TV or play a video game.
Jairus is banned for wasting time in front of a TV set. Computers are the proper way to waste one's time :P
Corgatha is banned for not pointing out that Halloween is a perfect excuse to cosplay.
Cogi is banned because I don't cosplay.
Jairus is banned because I don't, either.
VSMIT is banned for redundancy.
Corthaga is Corthaga and is banned for being banned.
VSMIT is banned by a ban.
Ren Gaulen is banned because lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum.
Jay is banned for initiating my self-distraction protocol.
Ren is banned because I'm sorry, Nii-san. I didn't mean to.
Jay is banned because while I forgive him, he still deserves some punishment.
Ren is banned because I don't like the sound of punishment.
Jubblies is banned because punishment is punitive, and probably involves yolks.
boxy is banned by a swarm of locust
E_Voyager is banned because turning water into blood came first, locusts were the eighth in line.
Kobra is banned becuase I'm sleepy and drinking a beer :D
Roya is banned for Attempting to make my optic diodes bleed.
e_voyager is banned for ruffling my fur.
Jairus is banned because that was a sign of affection like spray painting my little brother in my color scheme
e_voyager is banned because that was mean.
How long did it take you to paint him?
about 40 seconds.
Jairus is banned because while in robotic form such things are normal not mean. unless you're enslaving them upon pain of destruction like plague did to iX but thats neither here nor there.
e_voyager is banned because I didn't know his brother was a robot. Is he a cute little robot like WALL-E?
Jairus is banned for not seeing beyond the plate armor. and he's more like a metal foamy right now
e_voyager is banned because Metallo-Foam is damn useful stuff
Squishy like styrofoam, yet sturdy.
Slowtini is banned because everyone knows that stuff is strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
Mowseris banned by an epic guitar solo (http://www.pown.it/626).
Ren is banned for having too much avatar clones :mowdizzy
Kipiru is banned because some prick in a Mercedes rear ended me, and I must take my anger out on SOMEONE.
>:U
BAD FORUMITES, STOP FINDING INNUENDOS IN MY SENTENCES
Slowtini is banned for taking it out on a Mercedes hater that sympathises!
Kipiru is unbanned.
Slowtini is banned for the horrific crime of unbanning someone in this thread
Corgatha is doublebanned to make up for my prior transgression.
Slowtini is double plus banned to get the obligatory 1984 reference done and over with.
Jairus is banned because that was double plus ungood man, Double Plus Un Good.
Slowtini is banned with a little bit o' the old ultra-violence.
Mowser is banned by double plus good ultra violence. Man, that sounds like Warhammer 40K, doesn't it?
Jairus is banned with a throw of The Dice TM!
Kipiru is banned by my thrown brain, which I rolled a twenty on. I killed you... with my brain.
Jairus is banned, for The Spirit kills him all kinds of dead!
Kipu is banned by the souls of evermore
e_voyager is banned for his soul is mine! FATALITY!
Kipiru is banned for illegal soul stealing.
Mowser is banned for there is no legal soul stealing!
Kipiru is banned because that's what the church does, right?
*Dodges thrown knives.*
VSMIT is banned for being right.. I mean.. that's how it's done, right? Just ask Galileo.
Mowser is banned because for a second, I though Ren had banned me.
VSMIT is banned because that's bad. I may have to change my Avi back if it's causing confusion. :S
Mowser is banned because he shouldn't, as his avatar is too awesome to get rid of.
VSMIT is banned, for I am Batman and I fight Jokers like Mowser!
Kipiru is banned, for I am...
KENSHIRO!(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/ATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA.gif)
HOKUTO!
HYAKURETSUKEN!!
You are... already banned.
Nii-san is banned, for I am J-Nova! Nova Kick!
Jairus is banned for i am the person that destroys voltron!
E is banned because....because...
*strums guitar*
I used to work in Chicago
At a convenience store,
I used to work in Chicago-
I did, but I don't anymore~
A lady walked in with porcelain skin, and I asked what she came in for -
Liquor, she said, and lick-er I did, and I don't work there anymore~
Cogi is....I cant ban him, that song was hilarious!
Kipiru is banned for failure to ban. that is all.
e-voyager is banned because you are not singing bohemian rhapsody.
gh0st is banned because this is mabland!
E is banned because this is Madness. Mabland is a bit to the North of here.
Nii-san is banned because Sparta is just to the east of Madness.
Jairus is banned with a kick in a bottomless pit of death in the center of the city!?
Kipiru is banned with a kick in an orchestra pit of *unintelligible* in front of the stage.
Nii-san is banned because I got my glasses this afternoon, and I love them!
Jairus is banned for wearing glasses.
I am banned as well, for I wear glasses too.
WELCOME TO THE NERD ELITE, BUDDY!
Slowtini is banned because I'll going to be raising and lowering them for a whole week just to see the difference. Everything's so clear now!
Jairus is banned because I did the same thing.
Slowtini is banned because I am gradually learning that a lot of people on the forum have glasses.
Jairus is banned because I also have prescription sunglasses.
Slowtini is banned because all I've got are my eyeglasses.
Maybe in two years when I get my prescription renewed I'll get a pair of those. We'll just have to see.
Jay is banned because I think he should get some Pince nez (That's as close as I can remember) glasses like Teddy Roosevelt, they'd look so classy!
Jer is banned because I don't even know if they make those anymore. Besides, I like them as they are.
Jairus is banned by a techno organic virus meant to make him like Nathan Christoper summers.
Spanky is banned for stopping the talk of glasses! I've got Transitions, which are quite nice.
VSMIT is banned because those are the glasses that darken on exposure to sunlight, right?
jay is banned by the glasses worn by Dr. Catlove
Spanky is banned because Jairus is correct. But they don't change on exposure to sunlight. It's UV rays. So if you're in a car, they won't change.
VSMIT is banned because that sounds pretty cool, actually. I'll have to consider it for my next pair.
Jay is banned because transitions are good even for just sunglasses in some situations too, like bicycle glasses, some companies make ones that grow lighter in shade in lower UV, and darker Red, or Orange Yellow depending on if you're a road biker or a mountain biker.
Jer's banned because my normal sunglasses work just fine.
Jairus is banned for glasses are never ordinary, they can turn you into Neo or Sir Elton John depending on what they are! :)
Kipiru is banned because I'd prefer to be turned into Sir Elton John. He's much cooler than Neo.
Jay is banned because Sir Elton John can turn into Neo Elton John at will with the power of his sunglasses.
Nii-san is banned because I was more thinking Eltonman, with the power to assume the form of an alien hero for three minutes and grow to giant sizes and run and fly at tremendous speeds and fire the all-powerful Eltonium Ray...
Jay is banned because Eltonman can turn into different heroes with the power of his sunglasses.
Jay and Ren are banned for thinking Sir Elton John needs any more super powers than he already has!
Kipiru is banned because Sir Elton John is obviously Eltonman's mild-mannered secret identity. Therefore, Sir Elton John has no powers.
Jairus is banned, cause that kind of singing is definitely supernatural!
Kippy is banned because I've yet to see a nickname for you.
Slowtini is banned because we could also call him "Kipper."
Jay is banned in memory of Master Asia, who had to make way for my Badass Creed.
Ren is banned, because he must keep up the code now, in memory of Master.
Jay is banned because even though Master Asia is gone, the East shall forever remain undefeated.
The East shall forever burn red!!(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolMecha/Neverforget.jpg)
Ren is banned for being ostentatious.
Jerry is banned because Ren's not being ostentatious: he's telling the truth, silly boy.
Jairus is banned because what is truth?
Jerry is banned because truth is "the quality or state of being true; that which is true or in accordance with fact or reality; a fact or belief that is accepted as true."
Jay is banned for using a word in its own definition.
Jerry is banned because "truth" did not show up once in that definition. "True" did, but you were asking me to define "truth," not "true."
Jairus is banned for being too smart! though I'm impressed at that definition!
Kipiru is banned because that definition can probably be found in a dictionary somewhere.
VSMIT is banned because I thought that it was obvious that I got it out of a dictionary.
Jairus is banned, for knowing where to find the definition, which also takes knowledge!
Kipiru is banned because I'd think that anyone would know to look in a dictionary for a definition...
VSMIT is banned for underestimating common sense, which a lot of people lack
Kipiru is banned because I believe we came to the conclusion that common sense wasn't common a long time ago.
VSMIT is banned for he knows not the kufu of fun day!
e_voyager is banned for I don't know it either!
Kipiru is banned because I am tired and should go to bed!
Jairus is banned because I require sleep as well.
BUT.
I kinda slept for 20 hours... >_>;
So falling asleep again is going to be difficult
Jairus and Slowtini are both banned, for where I am it's morning!
Kipiru is banned by a mafia goon squad.
Mow is banned by a Mafia Don.
Dagardo and Mowser are both banned and beaten up, for I AM a Mafia Boss with goons: http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/9958/mobbosssr9.jpg
Kipiru is banned by a hit from an opposing mob family. Or some crazy guy on the street. It's so hard to tell these days.
Mowser is banned by the Russian Mafia, in the person of Ivan Chekov.
llearch is banned because that wasn't very nice of Ivan. I'm afraid I can't let that go.
Mowser is banned, for my name is also Ivan, though I'm not russian.
Kipiru is banned in hopes that he'll watch out for falling toilets and angry Irishmen.
Mowser is banned by a generous helping of Hennessey. And a match.
llearch is banned by a generous helping of Heresy. And a lighter.
Ren is banned because his sig is too damn long.
VSMIT is banne by the helping of moronity I was gonna give Ren.
Dagardo is banned for not getting it in fast enough.
Oh, God that came out wrong...
VSMIT is banned because his sig is too damn cute.
Jairus is banned because it's going to be a while until my sig is un-cute, too...
VSMIT is banned, for a lot of sigs are cute, but only a few are sexy! Go Fa'lina!
Kip is banned for being too awesome.
Jer-oh-me is banned for being funny.
Jay is being for being funny, awesome and cute at the same time.
Ren is banned for just being awesome. No other words are needed.
Jay is unbanned because I cannot ban my brother every time we meet here.
Ren is banned for not banning! That's against teh rools!!!
Jerry is banned because screw the rules, I have the Hat!
Ren is banned because the hat is nothing without the coat!
VSMIT is banned because I have the coat (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/CommissarRen.png) too. :P
Ren is banned because his awesome is now complete!
VSMIT is banned because I can't think of a suitable reason for banning him.
Jer is banned because I can't, either.
VSMIT is banned because our collective drawing of a blank is a good reason and is thereby banned!
Jer is banned because I don't think that that's a good reason.
VSMIT's banned for doubting me!
Jer is banned because I'm allowed to doubt you. That is my opinion, and I stand by it.
VSMIT is banned because even if he's allowed to it's perfectly sufficient reason for a ban, after all, who said bans had to be logical.
Jer-oh-me is banned cause I feel powerfull! How's that for logic!
Kipiru is banned because even the powerful are not as powerful as the ban hammer.
Jer-oh-me is banned for as long as this hammer is not around, Kipiru reigns supreme! MUHAHAHA
Kipiru is banned because I always carry a spare stubby ban hammer stashed in my messenger bag.
Jer-oh-me is banned for what can a small hammer do against the two-handed demon sword that Kipiru wields?
Kipiru is banned for failing to realize it's the same calibere as the traditional ban hammer.
Jer-oh-me is banned by Foamy and his SQUIRRLEY WRATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dagardo is banned because Squirrely Wrath is NOTHING compared to Bureaucratic Delays.
Slowtini is banned by the miles of red tape.
VSMIT is banned because the wheels of bureaucracy are slow turning indeed.
Slowtini is banned because I know not what this bureaucracy you speak of is.
Dagardo is banned because his avatar is freaking me out, man!
Jairus is banned because he does not want to get on Foamys bad side. I shouldn't have to tell you what will happen to you if you do.
Dagardo is banned because aside from having squirrely wrath, I have no idea who he's talking about.
Jairus is banned because the Squirrley Wrath is exactly what I was talking about.
Dagardo is banned by Kipiru going hunting for mad deformed squirrels!
Kipiru is banned for hunting my brethren!
Jerry is banned because no one's gonna hunt you. You're safe, and relatively sane. Don't worry. :hug
Jairus is banned for promising protection and safety to Jer-ho-me, when there is no such thing as long as Kipiru is on the hunt :mwaha
Kipiru is banned for hunting without a licence.
llearch is banned for ruining Kipiru's hunt! Now Kipiru has to go plant vines instead!
Kipiru is banned for poaching!!
Jerry is banned because he doesn't have a license to hunt fricasseeing rabbits.
Jairus is banned because Jer-oh-me has a license for roasted ducks instead!
Kipiru is banned for giving a possibly unstable squirrel a hunting license.
Kipiru is banned because it's duck season. Rabbit season. Duck season. Rabbit season. Duck season. Rabbit season. Duck season. Rabbit season. Elmer season.
Jay is banned for being Ninja'd by me! :mowninja
jer-oh-me is banned by Duck Dodgers in the 24th and a half century!
Kipiru's banned for spoof.
Jer-oh-me is banned in the name of Mars and queen Tyranee!
Kipiru is banned in the name of Greyskull!
Jer-oh-me is banned in the name of Spaaaace Ghoooost!
Kipiru is banned in the name of Robot Chicken.
Jer-oh-me is banned for there is no use of a robot chicken, since you can't eat it!
Kipiru is banned for maligning the great Robot Chicken!
Jer is banned for it's nothing copmared to Captain Flamingo!
Kipiru is banned because that's a weird name.
Jer is banned cause that's the point!
Kipiru's banned because really? What's it about?
Jer is banned cause Captain Flamingo is a kids show they air on Jetix! I came across it once and the found the idea hilarious!
Kipiru's banned cause okay what's the premise?
Jer is banned cause he better just see this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_Flamingo
Kipiru is banned because that sounds hilarious.
Jer-oh-me is banned for not watching it already :)
Kipiru is banned by the AMERICAN ELECTORAL COLLEGE! D:
The polls are in buddy, you're gone ._.
Slowtini is banned as I call for a recount!
Kipiru is banned because for the last little.. every other post has been his. Go outside man!
Mowser is banned to break Kipiru's running streak
You are all banned, for what can i do if I'm stuck in an office all day!
Kipiru is banned for not working when he's at work like the rest of us. :P (I'm aware of the irony here)
Mowser is banned by my astounding psychic powers. (http://www.pown.it/668)
Ren is banned for making me bleed out of my ears, eyes, nose and mouth. Jerk.
Mowser is banned because
I am.. KENSHIRO!(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/OVERKILL100.gif)
Ren is banned for repeating himself.
Mowser is banned for being a smart-arse.
llearch is banned for the same thing. :P
Cogi is banned because I haven't banned him in a while. Have a friendly ban, Cog. :3
Ren Gaulen is banned because he got in the way of me informing Cogidubnus that my arse hasn't spoken to him at all today...
llearch is banned for...having a talking arse :erk
Kiripu is banned for being surprised.
And llearch: just because I haven't talked to you -today-...;3
Cogi is banned for thinking it's normal to talk with your arse!
Kiripu is banned, because people do it all the time. It's a natural result of having your head shoved up in there.
Cogidubnus is banned for implying I am headstrong...
llearch is banned for he is cornerstrong!
Kiripu is banned, for I am lightheaded today, and suspect I'm saying a great many things I would not otherwise.
Cogi is banned for his inability to collect his thoughts.
Cogi is banned for military type thinking!
Kipiru is banned because he should have banned Ren Gaulen, not Cogidubnus.
The1Kobra is banned for that was a typo(no really, I fixed the damn thing before i sent it, weird)
Kipiru is banned for making such typos that cannot even be corrected (What the hell did you do? Carved it in or something?! :dface).
Ren is banned, for not realising some mistakes can not be corrected, but can be made up for!
Kipiru is unbanned, because the Emperor forgives, and I should do the same. :C
Ren is banned because forgiveness may be divine, but revenge is fulfilling.
Mowser is banned because in this case I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brother. And you will know my name is the LORD when I lay my vengeance upon you! D:<
Quote from: Ren Gaulen on November 05, 2008, 01:14:25 PM
Cute, but I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brother. And you will know my name is the LORD when I lay my vengeance upon you! D:<
Nii-san is banned for posting this in the wrong thread. But the Emperor forgives.
Jay is banned because he seems to have certain ninja skills after all.
Ren Gaulen is banned for not completing that phrase, last time he used it.
The Emperor forgives... but only after you're dead.
L is banned because even in death I still surf serve!
Ren Gaulen is banned for blocking the drains.
llearch is banned for not cleaning out the blocked drains.
Slowtini is banned because I did. Three times! He kept crawling back in there, I swear!
llearch is banned because... Those must be some big drains D:
Slowtini is banned for being interested in large pipes.
Mowser is banned because that's how Mario travels.
Dagardo is banned by the innuendo.
VSMIT is banned for not banning the innuendo.
The innuendo is banned.
Eagle0600 is banned for banning an abstraction and not a person
Corgatha is banned for discrimination against abstractions.
I wish I was more than a Pygmy Shrew.
Eagle is banned for being a tiny little pygmy shrew
Well then, Corgotha is banned for being a Medusa Head.
Jairus is banned so that i can hibernate with out worrying about being dismantled when i come online.
e_voyager is banned for having two sixes in his(?pleasedonthurtmeifyouareagirl?) post time... that's dangerously close to three.
Eagle0600 is banned for cool names and superstition are not hand in hand.
e_voyager is banned because I couldn't understand that post.
Eagle is banned by the three nines.
Ren is banned because I can't see any nines.
Eagle is banned because it's time to Impact! (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/TimetoImpact-1.png)
Ren is banned (http://clockworkmansion.com/forum/index.php/topic,4158.msg225512.html#msg225512) because there (http://clockworkmansion.com/forum/index.php/topic,4158.msg225536.html#msg225536) are too (http://clockworkmansion.com/forum/index.php/topic,4158.msg228218.html#msg228218) many commissars (http://clockworkmansion.com/forum/index.php/topic,4158.msg242185.html#msg242185).