The ban game, v14

[Jairus]

Boxy is banned because Jesus Christ is in Heaven and I Speak with the Dead.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned because I'm commencing the Cromwell invocation. Releasing power limiters level three... two... one.

[Jairus]

Ren is banned because as of the end of current state of the manga, Alucard is down to just one of his 3,424,867 souls: specifically, his soul.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned by a triple barrage from three Cross Punishers.

[Jairus]

Ren Gaulen is banned by a banana.

[Ren Gaulen]

ARGH! A banana! My one mortal enemy, we meet again..

Jay is banned for arranging this meeting.

[Jairus]

Ren is banned because if he fails to defeat his enemy, Orange will save you.

[Cogidubnus]

Banned because he winds up saved by lemon-lime.

[Jairus]

Cogi is banned because the machine gave me grape. I don't like grape soda anymore.

[Noone]

Jairus is banned because those vending machines never give me anything, I put my money in and they just break. They're sort of like one-armed bandits.

[VSMIT]

The1Kobra is banned for being wrongfully convicted and on the run, searching for the one-armed man who killed his wife.

[Ren Gaulen]

VSMIT is banned because my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

[Jairus]

Ren is banned because I am not RIGHT handed.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Jubblies is banned because I just work for Vizzini to pay the bills. There's not a lot of money in revenge...

[Jairus]

Boxy is banned because I do not mean to pry, but do you happen to have six fingers on your right hand?

[Jer-oh-me]

Jairus is banned because 'Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!'

[Jairus]

Jer-oh-me is banned because he is only mostly dead! Mostly dead... he's still alive. All-dead... well, if you're all dead, there's only one thing we can do: go through your pockets and look for loose change.

[Jer-oh-me]

Jairus is banned AS... YOU... WISH!!!

[Jairus]

Jer-oh-me is banned because he's in the Pit of Despair! Don't even *coughhackcoughchokecough* don't even think about trying to escape.

[Jer-oh-me]

Jairus is banned because I am not left handed!

[VSMIT]

Jer-oh-me is banned for reusing two lines.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because the wireless internet at the building all of my classes are in sucks!

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because this is only the second year my school has had a wireless network.  And they're all Apple Airports!

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because I have no idea what this particular building uses.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because he could just ask someone.

[e_voyager]

VSMIT is banned by a falling cow

[VSMIT]

Spanky is banned by the French.

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

VSMIT is banned, because Dr. Scully says that I should.

[e_voyager]

Corgatha Taldorthar is banned for having such a  cool name

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

E_Voyager is banned for using the coolness of Corgatha Taldorthar against himself.