The ban game, v14

[Jairus]

Mowser is banned because that wasn't very nice.

[Mao]

Jairus is banned because it will give him time to recover from my harsh words.

[Cogidubnus]

Mowser is banned because one's words should be soft and sweet, in case you have to eat them.

[Mao]

Cogi is banned because I've always enjoyed spicy, sour and bitter foods... and meat.  Bloody, red, just shaved off of the animal meat.

[Jairus]

Mowser is banned because I don't think that meat that rare is healthy.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned because he forgot to mention that meat is murder. Tasty, tasty murder. Omnomnomnomnom~

[Jairus]

Ren is banned because that sounds like something that someone from the People Eating Tasty Animals would say.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned for eavesdropping on People Eating Tasty Animals.

[Mao]

Ren is banned because eavesdropping is a perfectly legitimate strategy.  Anyone wanna go camping?

[Ren Gaulen]

Mowser is banned for hogging the best camping spot. ..Don't worry, Mowser, I'll redeem you yet...

[VSMIT]

Ren is banned for not sharing the second-best camping spot.

[Ren Gaulen]

VSMIT is banned because I will only agree to the best of the best.

[Mao]

Ren isn't banned because he's apparently agreeing with me..... ah scratch that, I never liked yes men.  He's banned.

[Ren Gaulen]

Mowser is banned because he was to busy typing his taunts to see a Redeemer missile sneak up on him.

[Noone]

Ren Gaulen is banned because once again, he forgot to add a reference to Dr. Strangelove when mentioning mushroom clouds.

[Jairus]

The1Kobra is banned because I never finished watching that movie.

[Noone]

Jairus is banned so he can finish watching that movie.

[Jairus]

The1Kobra is banned because I don't own it.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Jubblies is banned for not posting in the cute thread.

[Jairus]

Boxy is banned because I'm trying to be less annoying so that I don't piss off my friends. Therefore, I'm trying to post less in the Arena. Therefore... you are confusing me, dude.

[Slowtini]

Jairus is banned because... Wait, you were annoying?
When was this?

[Jairus]

Slowtini is banned for the sarcasm. I know you guys find me at least a little annoying.

[Slowtini]

Jairus is banned because I wasn't being sarcastic.

[VSMIT]

Slowtini is banned because I don't feel that Jairus is annoying, either.  And anything's better than being a recluse and not posting here at all.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because, arguably, wouldn't a spammer be worse? But thanks for the sentiments, you guys. Here's a mow with a cookie.

[Slowtini]

Jairus is banned because EWWWW, Mow saliva.

[Ren Gaulen]

Slowtini is banned for failing to appreciate Jay's offering. OK, here's a Mow without a cookie.

[Mao]

Ren is banned because that would still likely involve saliva.  Those things eat anything.

[Ren Gaulen]

Fine. If you don't like mows, I'll give you petrorabbits. And a ban.

[Mao]

Ren is banned because I was only trying to help by pointing out that giving a mow to someone who has expressed dislike of mow saliva is a bit pointless as they will try to consume most anything.  As such the person will still be exposed to said saliva.  I mean really, I try and help you and this how you respond.  I tell ya, this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down, and I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there and I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-air.