The Vend-o-mat 9000

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Arcblade

#600
January 31, 2009, 09:52:02 AM
The Vend-o-mat 9000 dispenses a large quantity of dead zerglings. 

*inserts Full Metal Panic: Fumoffu*

Ren Gaulen

#601
January 31, 2009, 06:32:52 PM
A certain Sagara Sousuke emerges from the Vend-O-Mat (or, rather, jumps out of it), proceeding to introduce you to a course of Close-Quarters Combat, breaking at least five bones in your body in process.

*inserts a depleted uranium anti-tank round*


Tyranastrasz

#602
January 31, 2009, 08:02:45 PM
The Vend-o-mat 9000 gives Ren cancer.

*inserts Jacob Ramsey*

Angel

#603
January 31, 2009, 08:48:41 PM
The Vend-O-Mat dispenses the state of Ohio.

(inserts a paper fortune-teller)
The Real Myth of Sisyphus:
The itsy-bitsy spider went up the water spout,
Down came the rain and washed the spider out.
Out came the sun and dried up all the rain,
And the itsy-bitsy spider went up the spout again...
BANDWAGON JUMP!

Tyranastrasz

#604
February 01, 2009, 02:04:09 AM
The Vend-o-mat 9000 dispenses a South Park episode involving spying, slumber parties, faked deaths, and crossdressing.

*inserts AuRon, son of AuRel*

Ren Gaulen

#605
February 01, 2009, 09:35:02 AM
A certain Bruce Willis look-alike in a red coat and with a huge sword appears.

*inserts additional pylons*


Tyranastrasz

#606
February 01, 2009, 11:30:00 AM
The Vend-o-mat 9000 dispenses a large human city having absolutely nothing to do with the Protoss race except for the fact that both tend to have pylons somewhere within their walls.

*inserts DharSii*

Orion Asmodeus Dezagrats

#607
February 02, 2009, 04:37:07 PM
The Vend-o-Mat 9000 dispenses me. o-o;;

*One of us inserts a pie, while the other inserts a cake, then we both insert a piece of paper with "WHICH IS BETTER?" written on it.*
"There are things in life that we hold dear... Truths that we learn almost since the day we are born... beliefs that are solid as stone .... Then the wind blows a direction it cannot and certainty becomes an echo, and truth is sometimes deceiving."                          --Melpomene, Clan of the Cats

Tyranastrasz

#608
February 02, 2009, 10:24:02 PM
The Vend-o-mat 9000 dispenses a large orange dragon with dark stripes down his sides.

*inserts both Orion Asmodeus Dezagrats'*

Arcblade

#609
February 03, 2009, 01:08:20 PM
The Vend-o-mat 9000 dispenses a bat.

*inserts xkcd*

Ren Gaulen

#610
February 03, 2009, 01:22:02 PM
Rick Astley comes out and stares at you.

*inserts Kamen Rider*


Lisky

#611
February 03, 2009, 07:32:44 PM
out pops ghost rider...

inserts 1 fifth vodka, and 1 quart orange juice...


I support the demon race (usually with my hands)!   Also... LOOK A DISTRACTION! -->

e_voyager

#612
February 03, 2009, 09:43:23 PM
out pops a very irate hedgehog name Witt

inserts purple rain cd
I thank Silver Fox and Tiger_T for the wonderful Yappies.  all around the universe powers learned to hiss and curse at this, my creation but am i real or pure creation?
 I'm never where i was, rarely where i want to be, but always were i am needed.
 this world is not my own. but some how i wish that i could belong. Blame It On Boxey

Stygian

#613
February 04, 2009, 06:23:27 PM
The Vend-o-mat 9000 dispenses a silicon umbrella.

[inserts rape-flavored candy]

Angel

#614
February 04, 2009, 06:48:56 PM
The machine dispenses Drip, but rather than immediately attack you he simply leans in and says ... "Thanks for the candy." (My apologies to Dane Cook haters...)

(inserts a Confederate flag)
The Real Myth of Sisyphus:
The itsy-bitsy spider went up the water spout,
Down came the rain and washed the spider out.
Out came the sun and dried up all the rain,
And the itsy-bitsy spider went up the spout again...
BANDWAGON JUMP!

Stygian

#615
February 04, 2009, 07:45:33 PM
The Vend-o-mat 9000 dispenses that banjo and guitar duet from 'Deliverance'.

[inserts mushrooms containing psilocybin...]

Arcblade

#616
February 05, 2009, 12:27:14 AM
The Vend-o-mat 9000 says, "Duuuude... got any more?"

*inserts a rickroll*

e_voyager

#617
February 05, 2009, 12:42:03 AM
The Vend-o-mat 9000 sends out disembodied hands that dispense a mega atomic wedgie.

inserts a picnic basket.

I thank Silver Fox and Tiger_T for the wonderful Yappies.  all around the universe powers learned to hiss and curse at this, my creation but am i real or pure creation?
 I'm never where i was, rarely where i want to be, but always were i am needed.
 this world is not my own. but some how i wish that i could belong. Blame It On Boxey

Slowtini

#618
February 05, 2009, 02:34:47 AM
THE VERY ESSENCE OF CREATION COMES OUT OF THE VEND-O-MAT.
It warps time and space around you.

In the end, all that is left is a Talking bear in a Green Hat.

*inserts the newly formed Yogi*
He deserves to be with his Picnic Basket.

Arcblade

#619
February 05, 2009, 10:59:21 AM
The Vend-o-mat 9000 dispenses a sammich.

*inserts Amber*

e_voyager

#620
February 05, 2009, 12:49:24 PM
The Vend-o-mat 9000 dispenses a hoard of DMFA fans.

inserts a thesaurus of Woo
I thank Silver Fox and Tiger_T for the wonderful Yappies.  all around the universe powers learned to hiss and curse at this, my creation but am i real or pure creation?
 I'm never where i was, rarely where i want to be, but always were i am needed.
 this world is not my own. but some how i wish that i could belong. Blame It On Boxey

Mao

#621
February 05, 2009, 01:13:25 PM
Two smg's are ejected out into the air and caught by an actor whilst preforming an incredible feat of acrobatics.  Upon landing the actor merely looks up and says: "Be proud Mr. Woo."

*inserts a very old Chinese coin that was dropped by the actor*

Arcblade

#622
February 05, 2009, 01:26:34 PM
The Vend-o-mat 9000 dispenses Confucius, who begins to drone at you in a monotone yet funnily-accented voice.

*inserts a DMFA fan*

Angel

#623
February 05, 2009, 02:31:25 PM
The Vend-O-Mat 9000 dispenses Dan x Matilda fanfiction.

(inserts a chopstick)
The Real Myth of Sisyphus:
The itsy-bitsy spider went up the water spout,
Down came the rain and washed the spider out.
Out came the sun and dried up all the rain,
And the itsy-bitsy spider went up the spout again...
BANDWAGON JUMP!

llearch n'n'daCorna

#624
February 05, 2009, 07:26:02 PM
The Vend-o-mat 9000 dispenses the stick, chopped.


*inserts half a lemon*
Thanks for all the images | Unofficial DMFA IRC server
"We found Scientology!" -- The Bad Idea Bears

Tyranastrasz

#625
February 05, 2009, 07:45:31 PM
The Vend-o-mat 9000 dispenses a glass of water with a sixth of a lemon in it.

*inserts a Thae'lith*

Arcblade

#626
February 05, 2009, 11:58:26 PM
The Vend-o-mat 9000 spits out a very confused Foxfire Chronicles fan, who dies shortly from lack of updates. 

*inserts a question mark*

Tyranastrasz

#627
February 06, 2009, 01:09:32 AM
The Vend-o-mat 9000 dispenses a stick figure wearing a black top hat. The figure is startled by the group waiting in line to use the machine, and vanishes into his hat, which begins scooting away in short, jerky motions.

*inserts Doctor Zhivago*

e_voyager

#628
February 09, 2009, 01:08:11 AM
The Vend-o-mat 9000 dispenses the rolling bomber special!

inserts madness!
I thank Silver Fox and Tiger_T for the wonderful Yappies.  all around the universe powers learned to hiss and curse at this, my creation but am i real or pure creation?
 I'm never where i was, rarely where i want to be, but always were i am needed.
 this world is not my own. but some how i wish that i could belong. Blame It On Boxey

Cogidubnus

#629
February 09, 2009, 01:34:28 AM
*it dispenses meeeeeee~*

*inserts zietgeist*
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