The Vend-o-mat 9000

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Vidar

#630
February 09, 2009, 06:49:50 AM
Vend-O-Mat 9000 dispenses the Great Arkleseizure.

* inserts the Face of Boe *
\^.^/ \O.O/ \¬.¬/ \O.^/ \o.o/ \-.-/' \O.o/ \0.0/ \>.</

Caswin

#631
February 09, 2009, 08:34:54 AM
A faint audio clip comes forth from the Vend-o-Mat:
"But... remember this, Time Lord... I... preferred... Eccleston!"

*Inserts 500 Meat*
Quote from: DamarisThis is the most freaking civil "flame war" I have ever seen in my life.
Yap yap.

Arcblade

#632
February 09, 2009, 09:32:05 AM
The Vend-o-mat 9000 makes a horrid grinding sound and dispenses a meat stack.

*inserts  :mowcookie*

Slowtini

#633
February 09, 2009, 09:56:25 AM
A mow wearing a labcoat pops out, and promptly latches onto you.

*inserts a plush bear*

Arcblade

#634
February 09, 2009, 04:10:39 PM
The Vend-o-mat 9000 dispenses a grizzly bear and Teddy Roosevelt.  Whee!

*inserts Japanese vocabulary*

e_voyager

#635
February 09, 2009, 05:13:41 PM
The Vend-o-mat 9000 dispenses 5000 rabid fan girls and otaku.

inserts rolling bomber special
I thank Silver Fox and Tiger_T for the wonderful Yappies.  all around the universe powers learned to hiss and curse at this, my creation but am i real or pure creation?
 I'm never where i was, rarely where i want to be, but always were i am needed.
 this world is not my own. but some how i wish that i could belong. Blame It On Boxey

Angel

#636
February 10, 2009, 04:56:19 PM
The Vend-O-Mat dispenses the Power Rangers, who want their jobs back.

(inserts good music)
The Real Myth of Sisyphus:
The itsy-bitsy spider went up the water spout,
Down came the rain and washed the spider out.
Out came the sun and dried up all the rain,
And the itsy-bitsy spider went up the spout again...
BANDWAGON JUMP!

Lisky

#637
February 10, 2009, 04:59:52 PM
Out pops a van with these guys

*inserts necromow*


I support the demon race (usually with my hands)!   Also... LOOK A DISTRACTION! -->

e_voyager

#638
February 10, 2009, 11:33:27 PM
out pops a flier saying "but mow are immune to magic"

inserts sleeping potion.
I thank Silver Fox and Tiger_T for the wonderful Yappies.  all around the universe powers learned to hiss and curse at this, my creation but am i real or pure creation?
 I'm never where i was, rarely where i want to be, but always were i am needed.
 this world is not my own. but some how i wish that i could belong. Blame It On Boxey

Tyranastrasz

#639
February 11, 2009, 01:20:57 AM Last Edit: February 11, 2009, 01:21:33 AM by Tyranastrasz
The Vend-o-mat 9000 dispenses 3 Major Dreamless Sleep Potions.

*inserts Elixir of Dream Vision*

VSMIT

#640
February 11, 2009, 01:23:26 AM
The Vend-O-Mat dispenses a nightmare.

Tyranastrasz

#641
February 11, 2009, 01:27:23 AM
The Vend-o-mat 9000 is angered by your lack of an offering, and takes back the Nightmare it dispensed. It then dispenses four very ancient, very green, and very insane dragons, known as the Dragons of Nightmare.

*inserts the Buster Sword*

VSMIT

#642
February 11, 2009, 01:39:17 AM
The Vend-O-Mat clanks, then is cut in half by the giant sword.  The Buster Sword then transforms into a new Vend-O-Mat.

*Inserts a vial of liquid pretentiousness.*

Vidar

#643
February 11, 2009, 05:26:13 AM
Vend-O-Mat 9000 regurgitates Ray Comfort and a banana.

*inserts VSMIT's head into Vend-O-Mat 9000 *
\^.^/ \O.O/ \¬.¬/ \O.^/ \o.o/ \-.-/' \O.o/ \0.0/ \>.</

e_voyager

#644
February 12, 2009, 12:38:32 AM
Vend-O-Mat 9000 dispenses a clone  called TEMSV

inserts a gun blade
I thank Silver Fox and Tiger_T for the wonderful Yappies.  all around the universe powers learned to hiss and curse at this, my creation but am i real or pure creation?
 I'm never where i was, rarely where i want to be, but always were i am needed.
 this world is not my own. but some how i wish that i could belong. Blame It On Boxey

Lisky

#645
February 12, 2009, 12:42:34 AM
out pops delta squad from gears of war, using assault rifles with chainsaws...

*inserts econ paper with plan to solve US national debt*


I support the demon race (usually with my hands)!   Also... LOOK A DISTRACTION! -->

e_voyager

#646
February 12, 2009, 12:45:15 AM
out pops the president of the us who's issues you a metal and thanks you then vanishes into the capital.

inserts said metal
I thank Silver Fox and Tiger_T for the wonderful Yappies.  all around the universe powers learned to hiss and curse at this, my creation but am i real or pure creation?
 I'm never where i was, rarely where i want to be, but always were i am needed.
 this world is not my own. but some how i wish that i could belong. Blame It On Boxey

Lisky

#647
February 12, 2009, 12:50:14 AM
out pops the president who hands you my paper with a several page overview on how to get the US out of debt by selling government bonds only to china, then canceling said bonds... making them worth about as much as the paper they're printed on, and the ink that was used on the paper...

*steps into vend-o-mat 9000*


I support the demon race (usually with my hands)!   Also... LOOK A DISTRACTION! -->

Slowtini

#648
February 12, 2009, 06:48:53 PM
The vend-o-mat is confused by your actions.

*inserts a rope, to get basilisk out*

Max Wolf

#649
February 13, 2009, 05:09:31 PM
 vend-o-mat spits out a soap on a rope

"inserts a cake"

e_voyager

#650
February 13, 2009, 05:15:10 PM
the Vend-O-Mat 9000 dispenses the true life store of a fictional character.

inserts a flash point!
I thank Silver Fox and Tiger_T for the wonderful Yappies.  all around the universe powers learned to hiss and curse at this, my creation but am i real or pure creation?
 I'm never where i was, rarely where i want to be, but always were i am needed.
 this world is not my own. but some how i wish that i could belong. Blame It On Boxey

Lisky

#651
February 13, 2009, 06:16:47 PM
out pops me... "the fu.... where the hell am i?!"

*inserts small child


I support the demon race (usually with my hands)!   Also... LOOK A DISTRACTION! -->

llearch n'n'daCorna

#652
February 14, 2009, 01:49:21 PM
The Vend-o-mat dispenses a flaw any child could see.


*inserts one same*
Thanks for all the images | Unofficial DMFA IRC server
"We found Scientology!" -- The Bad Idea Bears

Caswin

#653
February 20, 2009, 04:36:57 PM
The machine produces an Uncanny-Valley off-kilter clone of you.  It identifies itself as "the exact same."

*Inserts a tennis racquet*
Quote from: DamarisThis is the most freaking civil "flame war" I have ever seen in my life.
Yap yap.

llearch n'n'daCorna

#654
February 20, 2009, 05:33:16 PM
The machine produces a cover for same.


*inserts half a old-style UK penny*
Thanks for all the images | Unofficial DMFA IRC server
"We found Scientology!" -- The Bad Idea Bears

Lisky

#655
February 21, 2009, 09:20:39 AM
Out pops an old school London style bobby, complete with billy club... he doesn't look to happy that your using old money on a new machine...

*inserts empty cardboard box*


I support the demon race (usually with my hands)!   Also... LOOK A DISTRACTION! -->

Ren Gaulen

#656
February 21, 2009, 09:36:47 AM
Out comes a box full of impending doom. >:]

*inserts a credit card*


e_voyager

#657
February 21, 2009, 12:47:41 PM
The Vend-O-Mat 9000 dispenses massive debt. enjoy the poor house

insert gold brick
I thank Silver Fox and Tiger_T for the wonderful Yappies.  all around the universe powers learned to hiss and curse at this, my creation but am i real or pure creation?
 I'm never where i was, rarely where i want to be, but always were i am needed.
 this world is not my own. but some how i wish that i could belong. Blame It On Boxey

GabrielsThoughts

#658
February 21, 2009, 01:27:44 PM Last Edit: February 21, 2009, 01:28:16 PM by GabrielsThoughts
the vend o mat dispenses 1 thousand dollars worth of gold plated pennies...that is to say an thousand dollars worth of pennies that are gold plated....ow

*Inserts dirt devil forged in hell attached to a work bench employee named "Sam"*
   clickity click click click. Quote in personal text is from Walter Bishop of Fringe.

Slowtini

#659
February 21, 2009, 01:52:09 PM
Strange noises come out of the Vend-o-mat, and eventually it dispenses Sam back out again, but with an interesting power attached.
Sam is now a were-vacuum.


*inserts holy water*
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