The Vend-o-mat 9000

[Slowtini]

Right, I saw this game in another forum, and I figured why not give it a go here?

It's simple.

The user above you inserts a coin into the vending machine, and you dictate what comes out, whilst inserting a coin of your own.

Example:

User 1: *inserts coin*
User 2: A thousand fiery lances of lazer death come out of the Vend-o-mat 9000, aimed directly at your corneas. Enjoy.
User 2: *inserts coin*

Get it?

Let's begin!

*inserts coin*

[Jairus]

Well, why not?


A perfectly baked peanut butter cookie comes out of the Vend-o-mat 9000. Yum.

*inserts coin*

[Slowtini]

An Elephant-Gun comes out of the Vend-o-mat 9000.

*inserts coin*

[Kitsune Ascendant]

A vulpix comes out and jumps on to your head, promptly falling asleep

*inserts coin and presses 4-2*

[Darkdragon]

You get a new copy of The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. Share and Enjoy!

*Inserts coin*

[Slowtini]

A sign drops down stating "The Vend-o-mat 9000 does not like your antics, and shall not be granting you anything today*

*inserts coin*

[Kitsune Ascendant]

the vending machine spits out cds for two obscure point and clicks: ultimate haunted house, and goosbumps: escape from horror-land

*inserts coin, and a second one for good measure*

[Slowtini]

A glass bottle filled with an unidentifiable liquid that smells faintly of lemons and sugar comes out.
COULD IT BE... *gasp* LEMONADE?!

*inserts coin*

[Kitsune Ascendant]

you get the Amityville toaster and some eggo waffles.

*inserts coin and bottlecap from lemonade*

[Slowtini]

You get arrested, on account of attempting to use counterfeit currency.

*inserts coin*

[Darkdragon]

The Vend-o-mat 9000 rejects your coin with such a velocity it causes hemorrhages on your body.

*Inserts coin*

[Janus Whitefurr]

The Vendo-O-Mat 9000 gives you Sunlight-In-A-Can, for those days when you need to pierce the darkness of your own name.

*inserts coin*

[Ren Gaulen]

A wave of Pink comes out washing you away.

*inserts coin*

[silentassassin]

Magic pink bubble gum monsters with soul intent of eating you
*inserts coin*

[Ren Gaulen]

Assassination orders come out.

*inserts coin*

[silentassassin]

I come out becuase you are on one of those orders
*inserts coin*

[Janus Whitefurr]

A can of ORANJ bounces out and smacks you in the face.

*inserts coin*

[Ren Gaulen]

Liquid Awesome comes out.

*inserts coin*

[Janus Whitefurr]

Ignoring the local laws of physics, the Type-0 Colossal Blade comes out.

*inserts coin*

[Ren Gaulen]

BFG 9000 (classic model) comes out (stripping the numbers from the Vend-o-mat in the process).

*inserts coin*

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

A small packet drops out of the Vend-O-Mat 9000, landing on the floor at your feet.

It has a note attached to it, which reads, briefly, "Smoking may be hazardous to your health". There is another line printed at the bottom, which is too small to read without picking the packet up. However, when you do, the packet explodes, blowing all your hair back in true cartoon style, leaving you with blackened face, and just the note in your hand. Now, you can read that it says "Please do not move this packet."

*inserts coin*

[Janus Whitefurr]

A collection of burning sparks flit out of the Vend-O-Mat 9000, igniting your delicate cardboard exterior and causing you to burn merrily.

*inserts coin*

[Ren Gaulen]

A Behelit comes out.

*inserts coin*

[Slowtini]

A Behemoth comes out.
*inserts coin*

[Ren Gaulen]

A Bahamut comes out.

*inserts coin*

[Slowtini]

A Gigas comes out.
*inserts coin*

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

A small, innocent looking coin drops out of the Vend-O-Mat, bounces on the floor, and lands on your toe.

Whereupon it returns to it's usual size and shape, being that of a fairly large, heavy prison cell door.


*inserts coin*

[e_voyager]

a web cartoonist falls out of the Vend-O-Mat knocking you over.

insert coin

[Mao]

Another Vend-O-Mat falls/bursts out of the current Vend-O-Mat.

*inserts coin*

[Ren Gaulen]

A hand appears out of the Vend-o-mat, grabs all your money and disappears back into the machine, which sprouts a pair of legs and runs away!

*inserts coin*