The Vend-o-mat 9000

Started by Slowtini, October 14, 2008, 12:03:02 AM

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e_voyager

#60
October 15, 2008, 05:32:16 AM
you get a mp3 player playing the time warp over and over again.

insert coin.
I thank Silver Fox and Tiger_T for the wonderful Yappies.  all around the universe powers learned to hiss and curse at this, my creation but am i real or pure creation?
 I'm never where i was, rarely where i want to be, but always were i am needed.
 this world is not my own. but some how i wish that i could belong. Blame It On Boxey

LionHeart

#61
October 15, 2008, 08:00:03 AM
A can pops out, bearing the label "Genuine Whoop-Ass. Open in presence of bad guys."

*inserts coin*
"3x2(9yz)4a!"

"We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty!"


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Also FurAffinity

Ren Gaulen

#62
October 15, 2008, 08:01:50 AM
Naturally, bad guys pop out next.

*inserts coin*


e_voyager

#63
October 15, 2008, 09:22:31 AM
out pops a book on Hersey. enjoy

inserts coin
I thank Silver Fox and Tiger_T for the wonderful Yappies.  all around the universe powers learned to hiss and curse at this, my creation but am i real or pure creation?
 I'm never where i was, rarely where i want to be, but always were i am needed.
 this world is not my own. but some how i wish that i could belong. Blame It On Boxey

Jer-oh-me

#64
October 15, 2008, 09:24:42 AM
Out tumbles a SD card with some rather damaging pictures of a certain senator.

inserts a coin.

Darkdragon

#65
October 15, 2008, 11:42:50 AM
*Passes package to Jairus*

Out comes the results of this year's Canadian parliament elections.

*Insert coin, minted in 2006*

Jairus

#66
October 15, 2008, 11:49:59 AM
*puts package in pocket, determined to have the police examine it for suspicious details*

You get a carton of milk from 2006. Ewww.

*inserts coin*
Erupting Burning Sekiha Hell and Heaven Tenkyoken Tatsumaki Zankantō!!
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDS! - Amber Williams
"And again I say unto you: bite me." - Harry Dresden
You'll catch crap no matter what sort of net you throw out - Me

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Slowtini

#67
October 15, 2008, 12:19:25 PM
Fire comes out. LOTS of fire.

*inserts coin*

Jairus

#68
October 15, 2008, 12:20:36 PM
A baby drops out, and it starts crying.

*inserts coin*
Erupting Burning Sekiha Hell and Heaven Tenkyoken Tatsumaki Zankantō!!
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDS! - Amber Williams
"And again I say unto you: bite me." - Harry Dresden
You'll catch crap no matter what sort of net you throw out - Me

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Kitsune Ascendant

#69
October 15, 2008, 12:21:10 PM
out pops duck dodgers.

*inserts coin*
I may be a bit young to be worrying about it so much, but I'm not changing this sig until I find true love.
yappities by silverfoxr, and are awesome.  Thanks!

Mao

#70
October 15, 2008, 12:23:35 PM
out pops wild duck burgers.

*inserts a coin*

Darkdragon

#71
October 15, 2008, 12:26:55 PM
You get a baby's first word.

*Inserts Euro coin*

Jairus

#72
October 15, 2008, 12:30:05 PM
Out pops Lichtenstein.

*inserts coin*
Erupting Burning Sekiha Hell and Heaven Tenkyoken Tatsumaki Zankantō!!
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDS! - Amber Williams
"And again I say unto you: bite me." - Harry Dresden
You'll catch crap no matter what sort of net you throw out - Me

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Ren Gaulen

#73
October 15, 2008, 12:30:59 PM
With a chilling scream "HERESY!!" an Imperial Commissar bursts out of the Vend-O-Mat.
I'm not kidding. :[

*inserts coin*


Jairus

#74
October 15, 2008, 12:32:18 PM
Out pops Ziggy. Naked. With a gleaming look in his eye. Start running now, Ren-tan.

*inserts coin*
Erupting Burning Sekiha Hell and Heaven Tenkyoken Tatsumaki Zankantō!!
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDS! - Amber Williams
"And again I say unto you: bite me." - Harry Dresden
You'll catch crap no matter what sort of net you throw out - Me

Avatar by Lilchu

Dagardo

#75
October 15, 2008, 12:32:48 PM
Out pops Jyrras, and he's all yours

*insert coin*

Jairus

#76
October 15, 2008, 12:34:47 PM
*Grabs Jyrras and runs*

Out pops a full collection of DMFA chibi dolls. Aren't they cute?

*inserts coin*
Erupting Burning Sekiha Hell and Heaven Tenkyoken Tatsumaki Zankantō!!
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDS! - Amber Williams
"And again I say unto you: bite me." - Harry Dresden
You'll catch crap no matter what sort of net you throw out - Me

Avatar by Lilchu

Darkdragon

#77
October 15, 2008, 12:36:33 PM
Out pops something almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea.

*Inserts 24 carat gold coin*

Ren Gaulen

#78
October 15, 2008, 12:38:30 PM
Spanish Inquisition popes out. ..That was unexpected. :[

*inserts coin*


Jairus

#79
October 15, 2008, 12:38:58 PM
Erupting Burning Sekiha Hell and Heaven Tenkyoken Tatsumaki Zankantō!!
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDS! - Amber Williams
"And again I say unto you: bite me." - Harry Dresden
You'll catch crap no matter what sort of net you throw out - Me

Avatar by Lilchu

Ren Gaulen

#80
October 15, 2008, 12:41:33 PM


Jairus

#81
October 15, 2008, 12:43:02 PM
Ziggy pops out. Oh crap... he's not going after you...

*inserts coin, and then runs*
Erupting Burning Sekiha Hell and Heaven Tenkyoken Tatsumaki Zankantō!!
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDS! - Amber Williams
"And again I say unto you: bite me." - Harry Dresden
You'll catch crap no matter what sort of net you throw out - Me

Avatar by Lilchu

Ren Gaulen

#82
October 15, 2008, 12:56:18 PM
Twelve knights of the Holy Order pop out and chase Ziggy.

*inserts coin*


Slowtini

#83
October 15, 2008, 01:03:56 PM Last Edit: October 15, 2008, 01:15:41 PM by Slowtini
Out pops Twelve Zombies, who then proceed to shamble after the Twelve knights of the Holy Order.
Also this.

*inserts coin*

LionHeart

#84
October 15, 2008, 02:22:37 PM
A Holy Hand Grenade pops out.

*inserts coin*
"3x2(9yz)4a!"

"We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty!"


I'm on deviantART.
Also FurAffinity

Azlan

#85
October 15, 2008, 02:43:25 PM
*1 cubic meter of neutronium metal pops out... good luck with it.*

*inserts a rupee*
"Ha ha! The fun has been doubled!"

Mao

#86
October 15, 2008, 03:41:12 PM
*A strange looking fairy pops out and runs away screaming about how some loony with a green cap stuck her in a bottle and jammed it in there*

*inserts a coin*

Janus Whitefurr

#87
October 15, 2008, 04:01:43 PM
A great big squirt of Visine erupts from the Vend-O-Mate 9000, right into the Sauron avatar eye.

*inserts coin*
This post has been brought to you by Bond. Janus Bond. And the Agency™. And possibly spy cameras.

Ren Gaulen

#88
October 15, 2008, 04:26:12 PM
Spice starts flowing out of the Vend-O-Mat. It doesn't seem to be stopping anytime soon.

*inserts coin*


Kitsune Ascendant

#89
October 15, 2008, 07:54:51 PM
Miles Teg pops out of the vending machine and then zooms off in a blur of flesh.

*inserts octanium coin*
I may be a bit young to be worrying about it so much, but I'm not changing this sig until I find true love.
yappities by silverfoxr, and are awesome.  Thanks!
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