The Vend-o-mat 9000

[Rakala]

The One Ring falls out of the Vend-O-Mat.

*inserts coin*

[Ren Gaulen]

The Two Rings fall out of the Vend-O-Mat.

*inserts coin*

[Slowtini]

The Ringling Brothers Circus pops out of the Vend-o-mat.

*inserts coin*

[e_voyager]

a new com-bot falls form the Vend-O-Mat.

insert coin

[LionHeart]

A Ferrari pops out... and drives off.

*inserts coin*

[e_voyager]

a chaos emerald pops out.  cool. put it in belt

insert coin

[Jairus]

An Abel Plushy drops out. Isn't it cute?

*inserts coin*

[Dannysaysnoo]

A guitar plectrum plops out. RAWK.

*Coin'd*

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

The Vend-O-Mat clonks and thumps as if it were dispensing something, but doesn't actually drop anything at your feet.

Unless it's dispensing air, you lost out.


*inserts coin*

[Ren Gaulen]

The Vend-O-Mat produces a small cardboard box. There seems to be nothing inside it.

*inserts coin*

[Slowtini]

The very fabric of reality warps around you, and you are left in an infinite void, with naught but a speck of compressed probability next to you.

You go "Hmm... It'd be neat if there was some light."
AND THERE WAS.

And it was good.

*inserts coin*

[Janus Whitefurr]

The Vendo-O-Mat rumbles and buzzes, and a three-year-old, 450-lb Bengal tiger by the name of Richard Parker leaps out. And eats your face.

*inserts coin*

[Jairus]

An adorable sleeping ferret emerges. You take him home and name him Fred. Awwwww...

*inserts coin*

[Janus Whitefurr]

A baby kangarabbitmousquirrel emerges, and is understandably confused as to why it's in your hands.

[e_voyager]

(what no coin?)

inserts coin

[Janus Whitefurr]

A small note labelled "Thanks for for the money" pops out, and then explodes in your hand Inspector Gadget style.

*inserts two coins, to make up for it*

[Jairus]

TWO cans of orange soda pop out of the Vend-o-mat 9000.

(And that was too frigging cute, Janus.)

*inserts coin*

[e_voyager]

you receive a new copy of the current Janus Bond book.

insert coin

[Jairus]

You receive the rated-x graphic novel version of the current Janus Bond book.

*insert coin*

[Suwako]

Homework drops out of the Vend-o-mat 9000, biology homework about the male body, it comes with a teacher for good measure, he's japanese and beats you up ninjutsu-judo-karate style when you don't finish it on time by the way you are already to late and -then- he sets you on fire and hands you a note saying. "Why you not so nice?  and no sun came to shine down upon you, Aiyno."


*insert coin*

[Ren Gaulen]

A can of Falcon Punch comes out.

*inserts coin*

[e_voyager]

a renamon  pops out in the middle of their diamond store attack. *Duck!*

insert coin

[Slowtini]

A lazer-blast shoots out of the machine, and hits you directly in the chest, imprinting the words "I am an idiot, mock me at every turn" onto your body permanently.
Enjoy

*inserts coin*

[Jairus]

A master ball comes out and captures you. Congratulations, you caught a Slowtini!

...
What's this?
Slowtini is evolving!
...
Slowtini evolved to Slownair!

*inserts coin*

[Slowtini]

A Rather Annoyed Slowtini comes out of the vending machine.


*inserts coin*

[Darkdragon]

Nothing Happens. Perhaps it's broken?

*Inserts Coin, regardless*

[Kitsune Ascendant]

a 6-inch Abe lincoln figurine pops out at 1.37 jiggawatts. Please, PLEASE don't ask.

*inserts dilitium crystal coin*

[Darkdragon]

You get some (5α,6α)-3,8-didehydro-4,5-epoxy-6-methoxy-17-methylmorphinan-2-ol and a dab of Minovsky physics.

*Inserts coin, minted in 1996*

[Janus Whitefurr]

You get a tiny container about the size of a matchbox, tightly bound together, with the words "Please Pass To Jairus. Do Not Open At Any Cost" written on a hanging tag.

*inserts Australian coin*

[Jairus]

You get a drop bear. Have fun.

*inserts coin*