The Vend-o-mat 9000

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Lisky

#660
February 21, 2009, 02:13:24 PM
Out pops Freddy Kruger

*inserts 1 can, Coke Zero*


I support the demon race (usually with my hands)!   Also... LOOK A DISTRACTION! -->

Ren Gaulen

#661
February 21, 2009, 03:41:14 PM


Lisky

#662
February 21, 2009, 05:45:40 PM
Out pops Albert Einstein, reciting the theory of relativity... in mathematical form

*inserts mechanical pencil*


I support the demon race (usually with my hands)!   Also... LOOK A DISTRACTION! -->

GabrielsThoughts

#663
February 21, 2009, 06:24:58 PM
out pops slime.... possibly sludge. the pencil got  jammed into a few of the gears and the vend-o-mat is sparking and smoking...hmm seems like a good time for a repair.


*hires the brother from another planet to fix the vend-o-mat with his glow powers*
   clickity click click click. Quote in personal text is from Walter Bishop of Fringe.

e_voyager

#664
February 22, 2009, 02:32:15 PM
the vend o mat draws in the brother from another planet and dispensers Equidna from zoo city

inserts electrosabra
I thank Silver Fox and Tiger_T for the wonderful Yappies.  all around the universe powers learned to hiss and curse at this, my creation but am i real or pure creation?
 I'm never where i was, rarely where i want to be, but always were i am needed.
 this world is not my own. but some how i wish that i could belong. Blame It On Boxey

Slowtini

#665
February 24, 2009, 07:50:38 AM
60,000 babies pop out.
I hope you remembered to pick up the formula!

*inserts the essence of silliness*

Angel

#666
February 25, 2009, 06:32:31 PM
The machine dispenses Weird Al Yankovic and a few awesome flash cartoons.

(inserts a hit Broadway show)
The Real Myth of Sisyphus:
The itsy-bitsy spider went up the water spout,
Down came the rain and washed the spider out.
Out came the sun and dried up all the rain,
And the itsy-bitsy spider went up the spout again...
BANDWAGON JUMP!

Lisky

#667
February 25, 2009, 08:31:18 PM
Out pops the black knight from Monty Python's The Holy Grail

*inserts 1 pair of scissors*


I support the demon race (usually with my hands)!   Also... LOOK A DISTRACTION! -->

llearch n'n'daCorna

#668
February 26, 2009, 04:31:24 AM
The Vend-o-mat 9000 runs away with them.


*inserts half a cruskit*
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"We found Scientology!" -- The Bad Idea Bears

GabrielsThoughts

#669
February 26, 2009, 02:56:34 PM
The vend-o-mat transforms into a koala 


*Installs new Vend-o-mat*
   clickity click click click. Quote in personal text is from Walter Bishop of Fringe.

Angel

#670
February 27, 2009, 03:09:53 PM
The Vend-O-Mat just sits there. You gotta put something in first.

(inserts a single Frito)
The Real Myth of Sisyphus:
The itsy-bitsy spider went up the water spout,
Down came the rain and washed the spider out.
Out came the sun and dried up all the rain,
And the itsy-bitsy spider went up the spout again...
BANDWAGON JUMP!

Mao

#671
February 27, 2009, 03:15:15 PM
The Vend-O-Mat dispenses a Lay...............'s chip.

*inserts a Pringle*

Angel

#672
February 27, 2009, 04:08:13 PM
The Vend-O-Mat dispenses that freaky head-mascot, which bounces on you.

(inserts little yellow boxes)
The Real Myth of Sisyphus:
The itsy-bitsy spider went up the water spout,
Down came the rain and washed the spider out.
Out came the sun and dried up all the rain,
And the itsy-bitsy spider went up the spout again...
BANDWAGON JUMP!

Stygian

#673
February 27, 2009, 06:36:19 PM
The Vend-O-Mat dispenses a complete, assembled llearch. You're in trouble now.

[inserts a fine Manacuda Ropos cigar into the corner of the Vend-O-Mat's insert slot, and lights it]

llearch n'n'daCorna

#674
February 27, 2009, 06:51:53 PM
The Vend-o-mat 9000 dispenses a smoke moebius.


*inserts half a penny farthing*
Thanks for all the images | Unofficial DMFA IRC server
"We found Scientology!" -- The Bad Idea Bears

e_voyager

#675
February 27, 2009, 10:14:28 PM
The Vend-o-mat 9000 dispenses a a bear named Paddington 

insert box of the unknown!
I thank Silver Fox and Tiger_T for the wonderful Yappies.  all around the universe powers learned to hiss and curse at this, my creation but am i real or pure creation?
 I'm never where i was, rarely where i want to be, but always were i am needed.
 this world is not my own. but some how i wish that i could belong. Blame It On Boxey

Slowtini

#676
February 28, 2009, 01:35:05 AM
Nothing good comes out.

*inserts my recently-removed cast*

Lisky

#677
February 28, 2009, 08:21:16 AM
a metal rod swings out of the Vend-o-mat 9000, and brakes your shin bone... it then gives you a new cast

*inserts a pony*


I support the demon race (usually with my hands)!   Also... LOOK A DISTRACTION! -->

Slowtini

#678
February 28, 2009, 02:29:24 PM
Richard pops out, astride said pony.

*inserts my Yankee lamp*

GabrielsThoughts

#679
February 28, 2009, 11:40:41 PM
the Vend-o-mat spits out, or rather launches, a base ball... I'm in quite a lot of pain. I've collapsed to the ground and my voice is now two octaves higher.


*Crawls up to the vend-o-mat  an inserts the lint from my pocket.*
   clickity click click click. Quote in personal text is from Walter Bishop of Fringe.

e_voyager

#680
March 01, 2009, 01:22:59 AM
the vend-o-mat 9000  lint warps into the next reality

builds new vend-o-mat  18000 but loss the plans halfway though.
I thank Silver Fox and Tiger_T for the wonderful Yappies.  all around the universe powers learned to hiss and curse at this, my creation but am i real or pure creation?
 I'm never where i was, rarely where i want to be, but always were i am needed.
 this world is not my own. but some how i wish that i could belong. Blame It On Boxey

Angel

#681
March 01, 2009, 11:34:44 AM
The Vend-O-Mat falls on top of you for your insolence.

(sets it back up and inserts Two-Face's coin)
The Real Myth of Sisyphus:
The itsy-bitsy spider went up the water spout,
Down came the rain and washed the spider out.
Out came the sun and dried up all the rain,
And the itsy-bitsy spider went up the spout again...
BANDWAGON JUMP!

llearch n'n'daCorna

#682
March 01, 2009, 01:52:33 PM
The Vend-o-mat 9000 dispenses half a pigs head, in sauce.


*inserts a tooth*
Thanks for all the images | Unofficial DMFA IRC server
"We found Scientology!" -- The Bad Idea Bears

Lisky

#683
March 01, 2009, 02:22:34 PM
Out pops Gali the Alligator

*inserts 1 concert ticket for Incubus*


I support the demon race (usually with my hands)!   Also... LOOK A DISTRACTION! -->

Angel

#684
March 02, 2009, 05:28:49 PM
It dispenses a subway station guitarist playing "Drive."

(inserts a 2-euro coin)
The Real Myth of Sisyphus:
The itsy-bitsy spider went up the water spout,
Down came the rain and washed the spider out.
Out came the sun and dried up all the rain,
And the itsy-bitsy spider went up the spout again...
BANDWAGON JUMP!

Arcblade

#685
March 04, 2009, 11:16:13 AM
The Vend-o-mat 9000 dispenses a mini-Vend-o-mat 9000. 

*inserts a CD of video game music*

Lisky

#686
March 04, 2009, 11:21:50 AM
Vend-o-mat dispenses a copy of the new 50 cent game... (aka video game based on CD music)

*inserts a pack of dentyne ice arctic chill*


I support the demon race (usually with my hands)!   Also... LOOK A DISTRACTION! -->

e_voyager

#687
March 06, 2009, 01:17:03 AM
an arctic blast escapes for the Vend-o-mat freezing you solid.

insert Heat vision.
I thank Silver Fox and Tiger_T for the wonderful Yappies.  all around the universe powers learned to hiss and curse at this, my creation but am i real or pure creation?
 I'm never where i was, rarely where i want to be, but always were i am needed.
 this world is not my own. but some how i wish that i could belong. Blame It On Boxey

Lisky

#688
March 06, 2009, 04:39:35 PM
Vend-o-mat dispenses a solar flare, flash vaporising the entire area, along with glassing a good 300 square mile swath of earth

Inserts chunk of glass found by vend-o-mat


I support the demon race (usually with my hands)!   Also... LOOK A DISTRACTION! -->

information-dead

#689
March 06, 2009, 08:17:19 PM
glass gets turned into a beer glass and is filled with beer, enjoy!

*inserts rotten bannana peel!*
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