The Vend-o-mat 9000

[Slowtini]

The Vend-o-mat ejects the banana peel forcefully, and points you in the direction of the nearest garbage disposal.

*inserts cleaning solvent*

[information-dead]

the solvant gets sprayed down your throat

*inserts the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow*

[Lisky]

* Vend-o-mat fires a large coconut at your face *

*inserts now empty beer glass*

[information-dead]

the vend-o-mat fills the glass, drinks the beer, and smashes the glass over your head.

*inserts solid snake*

[Angel]

The Vend-O-Mat dispenses a cardboard box that sneaks past you to go find some wild animals to kill in order to survive.

(inserts a Border's coupon)

[Draken]

The Vend-O-Mat dispense a book that shreiks endlessly when opened.  And complains when you keep it closed.  Don't even get it started on bent corners.

*Inserts a Dave and Busters CreditsCard*

[information-dead]

you get blasted with milions of dollars!


*inserts a starbucks card*

[Angel]

The Vend-O-Mat dispenses a Medium (NOT Grande - MEDIUM) White Chocolate Mocha. It also dispenses a small note from one of those employees who gives you a look when you order a regular coffee. You know the ones.

(inserts a klay man)

[information-dead]

clay-face popsa out.

*inserts the best darn coffee in the world!*

[Caswin]

It produces a very nice hat.

*Inserts the territory of QUILLIAN!*

[Caswin]

This backfires horribly.  The Vend-O-Mat sends Quillian spiraling into chaos.  Bob the Builder William Dufris Saint Dane wins again.

*Inserts a microphone*

[e_voyager]

the CIA, KGB,FBI and mafia are all ejected from the Vendomat along with a foul order of skunk spray and burning fish.

insert air freshener

[Lisky]

Out pops a several ton pine tree

inserts a small bag of coins from assorted nations

[FreeFull]

A hundred men and women come out, each originating from one of the nations.

*inserts self to look at the inside*

[Draken]

Evil twin pops out, locks you(FreeFull)  in there!!!


*Inserts an object of strange origins.*

[FreeFull]

The object unlocks me. I come out and chase my evil twin.

*inserts evil twin*

[silentassassin]

*pops out a demonic twin bent on raiding your mind*

*inserts coin*

[GabrielsThoughts]

Vend-o-mat dispenses copy of twilight on dvd


*inserts watchman graphic novel*

[silentassassin]

*btw that is pure evil I nearly died reading the book*
*out pops night owl....................................just standing there*
*inserts night owl back into the vend-o-mat*

[Angel]

The Vend-O-Mat dispenses Archie, the flying owl-ship.

(gets in the pilot's chair, and inserts a hat into the Vend-O-Mat)

[Lisky]

*Vend-o-mat dispense 1 bot labeled 40lbs RAPE*

*inserts empty bottle of beer*

[Draken]

*Bottle of Ever-There Beer pops out.  Enjoy the infiniteness!*

*Inserts Weird Al CD*

[silentassassin]

Vend-o-mat dispenses guitar
*inserts pebble*

[information-dead]

*out pops a boulder and squishes you*

*inserts 4 leaf clover*

[e_voyager]

out puts a little man in green running from a group of kids while clutching a box of cereal.

insert running gag.

[Angel]

Out pops a rubber ball-gag, which sprouts legs and escapes.

(inserts a Susan B. Anthony dollar)

[yakanaj]

Out comes that horribly itchy and ugly sweater that your grandma gave you for your one and only Birthday present this year.  *NO REFUNDS!*


*Inserts bread clip*

[Draken]

*Out pops a Frenchman in braids.  He runs off, yelling something about elderberries*

*Inserts beanie baby*

[Lisky]

*out pops a hula hoop, pet rock, and several other fad objects throughout the years*

*inserts a kitten into vend-o-mat*

[Draken]

*Somehown, someway, out pops a Mab.  Yes.  Mab.*



*tries his luck and inserts a ferret*