The Vend-o-mat 9000

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Angel

#540
January 08, 2009, 05:58:27 PM
The Vend-O-Mat gives you a rock band from New Zealand.

(inserts a Sudoku puzzle)
The Real Myth of Sisyphus:
The itsy-bitsy spider went up the water spout,
Down came the rain and washed the spider out.
Out came the sun and dried up all the rain,
And the itsy-bitsy spider went up the spout again...
BANDWAGON JUMP!

Rakala

#541
January 08, 2009, 06:15:06 PM
The Vend-O-Mat spits out nine small square pieces of paper with numbers on them.

*inserts a book*

llearch n'n'daCorna

#542
January 09, 2009, 07:06:49 AM
The Vend-o-mat 9000 dispenses a Reader's Digest version of the book.


*inserts a long, thin thing with a sort of lump at the end*
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Angel

#543
January 09, 2009, 03:43:45 PM
The machine dispenses a thermometer.

(inserts a marker)
The Real Myth of Sisyphus:
The itsy-bitsy spider went up the water spout,
Down came the rain and washed the spider out.
Out came the sun and dried up all the rain,
And the itsy-bitsy spider went up the spout again...
BANDWAGON JUMP!

Cogidubnus

#544
January 09, 2009, 04:16:37 PM
It dispenses a blast of cold air.

*inserts Soviet Russia*

llearch n'n'daCorna

#545
January 09, 2009, 06:40:10 PM
The Vend-o-mat 9000 inserts YOU!



*inserts cover for same*
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Orion Asmodeus Dezagrats

#546
January 09, 2009, 07:18:14 PM
The Vend-o-Mat 9000 gives you an error message reading, "Whateva'."

*Inserts Metal Gear RAY*
"There are things in life that we hold dear... Truths that we learn almost since the day we are born... beliefs that are solid as stone .... Then the wind blows a direction it cannot and certainty becomes an echo, and truth is sometimes deceiving."                          --Melpomene, Clan of the Cats

llearch n'n'daCorna

#547
January 10, 2009, 08:00:59 AM
The Vend-o-mat 9000 gears up for some metal dispensing. \m/


*inserts same*
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Slowtini

#548
January 10, 2009, 11:04:47 AM
Same comes out, but something's off.
It's a little bit different than what you remember.


*Inserts Plush Sheep*

Angel

#549
January 10, 2009, 10:23:03 PM
The Vend-O-Mat dispenses a Sealy's mattress.

(inserts a page of Rorschach's journal)
The Real Myth of Sisyphus:
The itsy-bitsy spider went up the water spout,
Down came the rain and washed the spider out.
Out came the sun and dried up all the rain,
And the itsy-bitsy spider went up the spout again...
BANDWAGON JUMP!

llearch n'n'daCorna

#550
January 11, 2009, 05:53:06 AM
The Vend-o-mat 9000 dispenses a house in the middle of the artic circle. With a greenhouse attached, opened, filled with snow and three dead bodies.


*inserts self-reference*
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e_voyager

#551
January 13, 2009, 01:46:25 AM
boot straps erupts form the Vend-o-mat 9000 and pull you in.

insert video tape
I thank Silver Fox and Tiger_T for the wonderful Yappies.  all around the universe powers learned to hiss and curse at this, my creation but am i real or pure creation?
 I'm never where i was, rarely where i want to be, but always were i am needed.
 this world is not my own. but some how i wish that i could belong. Blame It On Boxey

Orion Asmodeus Dezagrats

#552
January 13, 2009, 07:17:25 PM
The Vend-o-Mat 9000 dispenses Buffy the Vampire Slayer episodes 1, 2, 6, and 16 recorded onto said video tape.

*Inserts Olga from MGS2*
"There are things in life that we hold dear... Truths that we learn almost since the day we are born... beliefs that are solid as stone .... Then the wind blows a direction it cannot and certainty becomes an echo, and truth is sometimes deceiving."                          --Melpomene, Clan of the Cats

Mao

#553
January 14, 2009, 07:35:22 AM
*An Ocelot is dispensed and it looks cranky*

*inserts a coin*

Orion Asmodeus Dezagrats

#554
January 14, 2009, 08:58:41 AM
The Vend-o-mat 9000 dispenses a Gatorade.

*Inserts a canine tooth*
"There are things in life that we hold dear... Truths that we learn almost since the day we are born... beliefs that are solid as stone .... Then the wind blows a direction it cannot and certainty becomes an echo, and truth is sometimes deceiving."                          --Melpomene, Clan of the Cats

Angel

#555
January 14, 2009, 10:18:05 AM
The Vend-o-Mat dispenses a vampire who bids you velcome.

(inserts a National Geographic)
The Real Myth of Sisyphus:
The itsy-bitsy spider went up the water spout,
Down came the rain and washed the spider out.
Out came the sun and dried up all the rain,
And the itsy-bitsy spider went up the spout again...
BANDWAGON JUMP!

Orion Asmodeus Dezagrats

#556
January 14, 2009, 03:38:51 PM
The Vend-o-mat 9000 dispenses the Discovery Channel.

*Inserts Longcat*
"There are things in life that we hold dear... Truths that we learn almost since the day we are born... beliefs that are solid as stone .... Then the wind blows a direction it cannot and certainty becomes an echo, and truth is sometimes deceiving."                          --Melpomene, Clan of the Cats

Slowtini

#557
January 14, 2009, 09:51:30 PM
YOU FOOL, LONGCAT HAS NO END! :O

*carts out another Vend-o-mat, and promptly inserts THE BATMAN.*

Caswin

#558
January 16, 2009, 09:32:38 PM Last Edit: January 16, 2009, 09:33:09 PM by Caswin
The Vend-O-Mat dispenses Tony Zucco.

*Inserts a large-sized webcomic message board debate*
Quote from: DamarisThis is the most freaking civil "flame war" I have ever seen in my life.
Yap yap.

Angel

#559
January 17, 2009, 11:26:47 AM Last Edit: January 17, 2009, 11:27:36 AM by Black_angel
The Vend-O-Mat bursts into flames.

(uses a fire extinguisher, and inserts a piece of stained glass)
The Real Myth of Sisyphus:
The itsy-bitsy spider went up the water spout,
Down came the rain and washed the spider out.
Out came the sun and dried up all the rain,
And the itsy-bitsy spider went up the spout again...
BANDWAGON JUMP!

ShadesFox

#560
January 18, 2009, 12:22:22 AM
The Vend-O-Mat spits out a chapel on top of you.

*Inserts a normal coin*
The All Purpose Fox

Omega

#561
January 18, 2009, 07:07:33 AM
A small lightbulb starts flashing on the side of Vent-O-Mat. You feel somehow better.

*insert a slot token*

Caswin

#562
January 18, 2009, 10:15:31 AM
Chuk!  Chuk!  Chuk!
The Vend-O-Mat displays a lemon... "BAR" symbol... and a glorious sunset.  Not a winner.

*Inserts a purple-monkey handpuppet*
Quote from: DamarisThis is the most freaking civil "flame war" I have ever seen in my life.
Yap yap.

Orion Asmodeus Dezagrats

#563
January 20, 2009, 09:09:11 AM Last Edit: January 22, 2009, 10:02:16 PM by Orion Asmodeus Dezagrats
The Vend-O-Mat dispenses a Fraggle.

*Inserts an artist's depiction of Longcat this time.*
"There are things in life that we hold dear... Truths that we learn almost since the day we are born... beliefs that are solid as stone .... Then the wind blows a direction it cannot and certainty becomes an echo, and truth is sometimes deceiving."                          --Melpomene, Clan of the Cats

Mao

#564
January 20, 2009, 09:20:51 AM
The Vend-o-Mat chugs, humms and buzzes a bit and then churns out a sheet feed of paper with the words: "Wow, that's long!" on it.

*inserts an ink cartridge*

llearch n'n'daCorna

#565
January 20, 2009, 09:33:08 AM
The Vend-o-mat 9000 dispenses Ink, in all his 'Cubi glory.

Do enjoy yourself, then.


*inserts patience*
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e_voyager

#566
January 20, 2009, 01:25:45 PM
time around the Vend-o-mat 9000 grinds to a halt for a timeless time then resumes.

inserts invisible man.
I thank Silver Fox and Tiger_T for the wonderful Yappies.  all around the universe powers learned to hiss and curse at this, my creation but am i real or pure creation?
 I'm never where i was, rarely where i want to be, but always were i am needed.
 this world is not my own. but some how i wish that i could belong. Blame It On Boxey

Rakala

#567
January 20, 2009, 01:31:00 PM
The Vend-O-Mat dispenses a naked visible man.

*inserts e_voyager*

Tyranastrasz

#568
January 20, 2009, 05:19:16 PM
The Vend-o-mat 9000 dispenses a 7/11

*inserts an ipod commercial  :ipod*

Slowtini

#569
January 22, 2009, 06:39:50 PM
Suddenly! People having seizures! Everywhere!

*inserts oxcarbazepine*
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