The Vend-o-mat 9000

[Caswin]

The machine discharges massive quantities of milk.

*Inserts a Zorkmid*

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

The Vend-O-Mat 9000 spits out a crystal ball that needs new batteries.


*inserts mallet.*

[Orion Asmodeus Dezagrats]

The Vend-O-Mat 9000 dispenses Amy Rose, who has moved her crush over from Sonic, to you.

*Inserts crazy purple anime hairstyle*

[Colgatecrusader]

out comes dragon ball Z

inserts my fist.

[Orion Asmodeus Dezagrats]

The Vend-o-Mat 9000 dispenses Mike Tyson.

*inserts The Clockwork Mansion*

[e_voyager]

out pops the tea time of infinity

insert boot strap paradox

[Orion Asmodeus Dezagrats]

The Vend-o-Mat 9000 dispenses These boots are made for walkin', and that's just what they'll do! One of these days these boots are gonna' walk all over you.

*Inserts /b/*

[Slowtini]

The Vend-o-mat frowns at you.

>:C

*inserts a plain old, normal coin.*

[Orion Asmodeus Dezagrats]

The Vend-o-Mat dispenses a plain old diet coke.

*Inserts Ronald McDonald*

[Cogidubnus]

It dispenses a very angry irish ninja.

*inserts Asmodeous*

[Colgatecrusader]

out comes a history channel special about the seven levels of hell

inserts a kid with a full grown moustache.

[Cogidubnus]

It dispenses a dinosaur, complete with saddle for riding.

*inserts dish soap*

[Orion Asmodeus Dezagrats]

The Vend-o-Mat 9000 dispenses laundry detergent.

*Inserts Mr. T, Chuck Norris, Clint Eastwood, and Mike Tyson.*

[Colgatecrusader]

the vendomat explodes, you can't fit that many people in a vending machine.

inserts my video camera

[Angel]

The Vend-O-Mat dispenses a slip of paper saying "Thank You" and a box of Lindor chocolates. I am sitting inside the machine with the camera, giggling and hugging it.

(inserts a Band-Aid)

[Stygian]

The Vend-O-Mat dispenses a Bono, well used and with a bone pipe sticking out.

[inserts a copy of Final Fantasy X]

[e_voyager]

The Vend-O-Mat 9000 dispense several jumping sharks.

inserts five golden rings

[Caswin]

The Vend-o-Mat produces the words, "FIVE GOLDEN RINGS!!" in an immaculate chorus.

*Inserts a ruby*

[e_voyager]

out drops an anarchy Beryle

inserts power wave

[Angel]

The Vend-O-Mat DISPENSES ITS LAZER.

(inserts a repetition)

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

The Vend-o-mat dispenses a repeat of the earlier prescription.


*inserts a coin*

[Slowtini]

An Anti-Coin pops out, and proceeds to devour your wallet, your firstborn, and your vehicle.

*inserts a potato*

[Colgatecrusader]

The vend-o-mat dispenses Lucky from Lucky charms

*inserts red dye 5*

[Slowtini]

Great.
The Vend-O-Mat's bleeding all over the carpet.

*inserts Spore*

[Colgatecrusader]

while you leave your computer to insert the game the penguin empire develops into space age and then destroys all of your spice mines.

*inserts Super Mario RPG*

[Angel]

The machine dispenses Geno, who gives you that awesome finger gun he has. You lucky jerk.

(inserts a strand of yarn)

[KarlOmega1]

The machine dispenses a cat that is playing with said yarn.

(Inserts Optimus Prime)

[Mao]

The Vend-o-mat dispenses Ultra Magnus.

*inserts a coin*

[Slowtini]

BURGER KING ONION RING comes out.
*promptly noms*

-inserts zesty sauce-

[e_voyager]

out pops Xander Cruse

inserts a soul from evermore