The Vend-o-mat 9000

Started by Slowtini, October 14, 2008, 12:03:02 AM

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e_voyager

#480
December 20, 2008, 07:28:17 PM
out pops a championship cup.

inserts care bears movie DVD ( it doesn't matter which one)
I thank Silver Fox and Tiger_T for the wonderful Yappies.  all around the universe powers learned to hiss and curse at this, my creation but am i real or pure creation?
 I'm never where i was, rarely where i want to be, but always were i am needed.
 this world is not my own. but some how i wish that i could belong. Blame It On Boxey

Colgatecrusader

#481
December 20, 2008, 07:52:05 PM
out comes a dvd music video of the queen song princes of the universe featuring care-bears. go figure.

Inserts gummi-bears dance remix
I'm just really loyal to my brand... what can I say? Dental Hygiene is important.

llearch n'n'daCorna

#482
December 20, 2008, 08:42:53 PM
The Vend-o-mat 9000 plays the Gummi Bears track, Fat Bottomed Girls, vocals by F Mercury.


*inserts a copy of the "buggre all this" bible*
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"We found Scientology!" -- The Bad Idea Bears

Slowtini

#483
December 22, 2008, 06:34:05 PM
OH MY GOD, GOD COMES OUT OF THE VEND-O-MAT, and boy does <Gender-neutral gender-specifier goes here> look pissed.

-inserts self-

Angel

#484
December 22, 2008, 08:52:28 PM
What? Slowtini is evolving!

(Vend-O-Mat pulses)
...
...
...
...
...
(dispenses something)

Congratulations! Slowtini evolved into Vanilla Coke!

(inserts a half-dollar)
The Real Myth of Sisyphus:
The itsy-bitsy spider went up the water spout,
Down came the rain and washed the spider out.
Out came the sun and dried up all the rain,
And the itsy-bitsy spider went up the spout again...
BANDWAGON JUMP!

Stygian

#485
December 22, 2008, 09:04:32 PM
The Vend-o-mat 9000 dispenses a slurring, badly shot rapper.

[inserts an obviously reluctant headcrab]

Lisky

#486
December 22, 2008, 09:11:13 PM
put pops The Freeman, with a crowbar

(inserts football)



I support the demon race (usually with my hands)!   Also... LOOK A DISTRACTION! -->

e_voyager

#487
December 22, 2008, 11:13:11 PM
out of the Vend-o-mat 9000 rush the Greenbay packers ready to take you down on the ling of scrimmage. hut hut hike!

insert dictionary of pain
I thank Silver Fox and Tiger_T for the wonderful Yappies.  all around the universe powers learned to hiss and curse at this, my creation but am i real or pure creation?
 I'm never where i was, rarely where i want to be, but always were i am needed.
 this world is not my own. but some how i wish that i could belong. Blame It On Boxey

Colgatecrusader

#488
December 23, 2008, 12:56:30 AM
out comes a coupon for a thesaurus of suffering

inserts the dark side  :mwaha
I'm just really loyal to my brand... what can I say? Dental Hygiene is important.

llearch n'n'daCorna

#489
December 23, 2008, 05:44:40 AM
The Vend-o-mat 9000 dispenses duct tape.


*inserts duct*
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"We found Scientology!" -- The Bad Idea Bears

Corgatha Taldorthar

#490
December 23, 2008, 11:21:29 AM
The Vend-o-mat 9000 dispenses  a duck.


*inserts festering ooze*
Someday, when we look back on this, we'll both laugh nervously and change the subject. More is good. All is better.

Colgatecrusader

#491
December 23, 2008, 02:45:29 PM
out comes acne, go figure

inserts dance montage  :ipod
I'm just really loyal to my brand... what can I say? Dental Hygiene is important.

Orion Asmodeus Dezagrats

#492
December 23, 2008, 02:50:45 PM
The Vend-o-mat 9000 dispenses Michael Jackson at your face.

*inserts Amityville Toaster*
"There are things in life that we hold dear... Truths that we learn almost since the day we are born... beliefs that are solid as stone .... Then the wind blows a direction it cannot and certainty becomes an echo, and truth is sometimes deceiving."                          --Melpomene, Clan of the Cats

e_voyager

#493
December 23, 2008, 04:48:38 PM
out pops a toasted robot hand

insert web comic
I thank Silver Fox and Tiger_T for the wonderful Yappies.  all around the universe powers learned to hiss and curse at this, my creation but am i real or pure creation?
 I'm never where i was, rarely where i want to be, but always were i am needed.
 this world is not my own. but some how i wish that i could belong. Blame It On Boxey

Slowtini

#494
December 23, 2008, 05:33:41 PM
Strands of spiderweb shoot out of the Vend-o-mat, attach themselves to your chest, and drag you back into it's depths.

-e_voyager has been inserted, albeit reluctantly-

Orion Asmodeus Dezagrats

#495
December 23, 2008, 05:51:10 PM
Vend-o-matic dispenses stuff that you'd rather not know what it was.

*inserts a Mow* :mowdizzy
"There are things in life that we hold dear... Truths that we learn almost since the day we are born... beliefs that are solid as stone .... Then the wind blows a direction it cannot and certainty becomes an echo, and truth is sometimes deceiving."                          --Melpomene, Clan of the Cats

Angel

#496
December 23, 2008, 06:53:36 PM
The Vend-O-Mat does nothing for a minute. Then it starts to shake. And it shakes even more. And it shakes even more.... and A TIDAL WAVE OF MOWS pours out and sweeps you up in the sheer force of their combined fluff and buzz and meep, leaving behind only the smell of washed cotton.

(inserts her Christmas list)
The Real Myth of Sisyphus:
The itsy-bitsy spider went up the water spout,
Down came the rain and washed the spider out.
Out came the sun and dried up all the rain,
And the itsy-bitsy spider went up the spout again...
BANDWAGON JUMP!

Orion Asmodeus Dezagrats

#497
December 23, 2008, 07:02:01 PM
The Vend-O-Matic dispenses a genie bottle, only without the genie. A message flashes saying that in order to acquire the genie, you must insert a Santa.

*inserts into the Vend-O-Matic*
"There are things in life that we hold dear... Truths that we learn almost since the day we are born... beliefs that are solid as stone .... Then the wind blows a direction it cannot and certainty becomes an echo, and truth is sometimes deceiving."                          --Melpomene, Clan of the Cats

Angel

#498
December 24, 2008, 04:09:26 PM
Out pops Super Bust-A-Move. Hmmm....

(inserts Slime)
The Real Myth of Sisyphus:
The itsy-bitsy spider went up the water spout,
Down came the rain and washed the spider out.
Out came the sun and dried up all the rain,
And the itsy-bitsy spider went up the spout again...
BANDWAGON JUMP!

Colgatecrusader

#499
December 24, 2008, 04:37:52 PM
out comes an ice puddin straight from exile III which freezes you to death.

Inserts fluffy.
I'm just really loyal to my brand... what can I say? Dental Hygiene is important.

Slowtini

#500
December 24, 2008, 10:37:37 PM
Chewy comes out.

*inserts Growly*

Max Wolf

#501
December 26, 2008, 01:48:46 PM
*what you think is pork fried rice pops our*



*inserts Amber*

Colgatecrusader

#502
December 26, 2008, 04:55:05 PM
*out comes star control 2*

*inserts max payne*
I'm just really loyal to my brand... what can I say? Dental Hygiene is important.

TheGreyRonin

#503
December 26, 2008, 06:47:49 PM
*out comes Constantine on DVD*

*inserts a plain, ordinary, 1984 US quarter*

Colgatecrusader

#504
December 26, 2008, 09:54:01 PM
out comes the novel, 1984

inserts Macintosh computer.
I'm just really loyal to my brand... what can I say? Dental Hygiene is important.

e_voyager

#505
December 27, 2008, 12:15:06 AM
out pops a huge 'frigging huge' bill for patches that you never knew you needed.

insert chronic back pain
I thank Silver Fox and Tiger_T for the wonderful Yappies.  all around the universe powers learned to hiss and curse at this, my creation but am i real or pure creation?
 I'm never where i was, rarely where i want to be, but always were i am needed.
 this world is not my own. but some how i wish that i could belong. Blame It On Boxey

Angel

#506
December 27, 2008, 01:44:15 AM Last Edit: December 27, 2008, 01:45:13 AM by Black_angel
The Vend-o-Mat dispenses a very well-paid chiropractor.

(inserts donated hair)
The Real Myth of Sisyphus:
The itsy-bitsy spider went up the water spout,
Down came the rain and washed the spider out.
Out came the sun and dried up all the rain,
And the itsy-bitsy spider went up the spout again...
BANDWAGON JUMP!

llearch n'n'daCorna

#507
December 27, 2008, 11:09:45 AM
The Vend-o-mat dispenses Cousin It.

*inserts one thin dime*
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"We found Scientology!" -- The Bad Idea Bears

Colgatecrusader

#508
December 27, 2008, 07:20:46 PM
out comes 1 peso

inserts UFO

I'm just really loyal to my brand... what can I say? Dental Hygiene is important.

Slowtini

#509
December 27, 2008, 10:45:19 PM
An excessive amount of cheddar pops out of the Vend-o-mat, burying you in cheesy goodness.

*inserts Lactose Intolerance*
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