Quote from: Tiger_T on October 09, 2006, 05:58:21 PM
Get a room, you two.
*shoves them out the door*
:meh
Why did you tell us to get a room then shove us
outside? :|
Quote from: e_voyager on October 09, 2006, 07:16:11 PM
What software does Tiger_T use for his animations?
He doesn't use software. He sacrafices small children to the pagan gods.
Quote from: BillBuckner on October 09, 2006, 08:04:10 PM
Where the hell is Xze's avatar? D:
Right under my firebomb... hehehe...
Quote from: ×HaZ×MaT× on October 09, 2006, 08:26:42 PM
Quote from: Tiger_T on October 09, 2006, 05:58:21 PM
Get a room, you two.
*shoves them out the door*
:meh
Why did you tell us to get a room then shove us outside? :|
Because this is MY room! Get your own damn room!
Ok then, what was T_T doing in your room? ;)
Quote from: Roureem Egas on October 07, 2006, 08:49:37 PM
...? What do you mean by short?
its an American code for "having a short fuse".
What is wrong wiht hotmail right now?
It's made by Microsoft.
Quote from: Gabi on October 10, 2006, 06:06:13 AM
It's made by Microsoft.
*corrects Gabi by saying Hotmail was acquired by Microsoft, not made by them, then ducks punishment*
Quote from: Aridas Soulfire on October 10, 2006, 08:06:31 AM
Quote from: Gabi on October 10, 2006, 06:06:13 AM
It's made by Microsoft.
*corrects Gabi by saying Hotmail was acquired by Microsoft, not made by them, then ducks punishment*
Was that a question? No, it wasn't! You'd better run before any of us catches you. And a lot of changes have been made to Hotmail since Microsoft acquired it, so Hotmail in its current incarnation
is made by Microsoft. Now go away!
Why can I picture Gabi shooing Ari out the door with a broom? X3
i want and honest opinion on my current story. it's not done yet but i'm making excellent speed. who can i ask to review it for me before i send it to DAD?
Author's note: This keyboard sucks. :p ONWARD.
Quote from: GabrielsThoughts on October 09, 2006, 11:23:53 PM
Quote from: Roureem Egas on October 07, 2006, 08:49:37 PM
...? What do you mean by short?
its an American code for "having a short fuse".
Funny. No one in the last 5 years over here in California has
ever used that term or "be short with" at all.
Quote from: FireKatKid
Why can I picture Gabi shooing Ari out the door with a broom? X3
Because she's the one most likely to do that. :3
Quote from: e_voyager
i want and honest opinion on my current story. it's not done yet but i'm making excellent speed. who can i ask to review it for me before i send it to DAD?
You're sending it to your dad? Or am I missing something again? Anyways, if you want an opinion, you could ask anyone. Just be sure that whoever you ask has a good grasp on the English Language. If I read your story, I might end up trying to impose my own writing style to it. <_< The upside is that I'm likely to catch most typos.
DAD is an acronym for digiartist domain as fore the story i'm looking for honest opinions as to what i'm doing right and what i'm doing wrong.
Fallowing Egas advice i ask What do you thing of the current story i'm working on called trashed (http://clockworkmansion.com/forum/index.php?topic=1117.msg44881#msg44881)
Whats the average amount of time for someone to go crazy if they are not getting any R.E.M. Sleep?
And how exactly is it fatal?
Well, maybe not crazy, but...
After two or three days you start to get hallucinations.
It varies from person to person. I've heared of someone who lived without REM-sleep for months. (He had an insufficiency of the chemicals which activate it) He felt very very weary and droopy but otherwise survived. Once treated he could sleep again.
What's the perfect length for a rock album?
if something says "half a dose gives you the same amount of energy as a cup of coffee," then is it dangerous that i took 6 doses?
how do you know when it's time to give up on a game of Go?
I'm going crazy, want to come?
Ever since I got this new game, I couldn't put it down that easy. Why is that?
Quote from: BillBuckner on October 11, 2006, 04:01:29 PM
What's the perfect length for a rock album?
The one that matches the time you're willing to spend listening to it at any one time.
Quote from: vulpesweasel on October 11, 2006, 04:37:39 PM
if something says "half a dose gives you the same amount of energy as a cup of coffee," then is it dangerous that i took 6 doses?
Yes, it is. But you knew that already. It seems you're just trying to show the world what a risk-taker you are. Maybe so that we're not surprised when something happens to you?
Quote from: e_voyager on October 11, 2006, 04:43:02 PM
how do you know when it's time to give up on a game of Go?
As soon as you stop having fun with it.
Quote from: Castle Pokemetroid on October 11, 2006, 09:25:28 PM
I'm going crazy, want to come?
Ever since I got this new game, I couldn't put it down that easy. Why is that?
I'm waiting for you there.
Put what down? The game? Maybe you got addicted. Luckily it's just a game, so it will pass.
Is my lot in life to serve as a warning for others?
Why must my cat insist on scratching the heck out of my right arm?
Quote from: Drake Manaweilder on October 12, 2006, 11:55:05 AM
Is my lot in life to serve as a warning for others?
Why must my cat insist on scratching the heck out of my right arm?
That's up to you.
Because you let it.
Would Drake like some mayo for that cat of his? :-)
Have any of the APF's heard of Morphine, the band?
Why do I need to learn Algebra? D:
My classmates keep complaining and saying that it's uber-cold, but I'm friggin' HOT/warm. Am I the weird one or are -they- weird? D:
Why doesn't Boogeyman try to scare me? :3
Should I be flattered if my teachers keep calling me PRETTY? Or should I be ANGRY?
Should I be flattered if my femme-classmates keep saying my eyes are a purdy color and complaining 'cuz they're jealous? :S Seriously, I don't know why they keep telling me that. They're just eyes. D:
Should I be very, very scared if tall girls keep hugging me and calling me ADORABLE? D:
Why do my classmates keep asking me why I'm short? D:
Am I "adorable" because I'm a midget? D:
What's the hardest English word to translate into another language?
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on October 12, 2006, 12:44:49 PM
Would Drake like some mayo for that cat of his? :-)
Dunno, but ask him somewhere else.
QuoteHave any of the APF's heard of Morphine, the band?
Personally I have not.
Quote from: Dakata on October 12, 2006, 05:08:26 PM
Why do I need to learn Algebra? D:
Because it is part of maths. Plus it contributes to making you smarter.
QuoteMy classmates keep complaining and saying that it's uber-cold, but I'm friggin' HOT/warm. Am I the weird one or are -they- weird? D:
Seeing as the majority outweighs the minority, yes.
QuoteWhy doesn't Boogeyman try to scare me? :3
Probably because he doesn't want to.
QuoteShould I be flattered if my teachers keep calling me PRETTY? Or should I be ANGRY?
Flattered.
QuoteShould I be flattered if my femme-classmates keep saying my eyes are a purdy color and complaining 'cuz they're jealous? :S Seriously, I don't know why they keep telling me that. They're just eyes. D:
Again, flattered.
QuoteShould I be very, very scared if tall girls keep hugging me and calling me ADORABLE? D:
Depends on whether you like being hugged or not.
QuoteWhy do my classmates keep asking me why I'm short? D:
Because they're curious.
QuoteAm I "adorable" because I'm a midget? D:
Yes. Yes you are.
How am I pretty? D: No one at my old school told me I was pretty. They all said I was ugly.
Should I be kinda freaked out if my skin's kinda reddish and it's hot when I touch it? D: Is it friggin' SUNBURN?
Why are small things cute? D:
Should I be angry if my classmates keep asking me if I'm a 5th-7th grader? (WTF's a middle-schooler gonna be doing in a high school? D: )
Should I be mad if my teachers keep blabbing on and on about my "perfect" cousin whenever they find out about her? ("Oh, do you have a sister who goes here?" "No. Cousin." "O RLY?" "Yeah." "HMMM...YANNO... You should get good grades and stuff -just like her-!" "...")
Why do my little brothers keep watching Dragon Tails and Sesame Street and all of those stupid baby shows? D: (One of 'em's 5, the other's 7.)
Quote from: BillBuckner on October 12, 2006, 05:09:17 PM
What's the hardest English word to translate into another language?
It's hard to tell THE exact word, but with a little context, I'd say it'd be a pun-able word of some kind, as those often get lost in translations.
Quote from: Dakata on October 12, 2006, 10:50:52 PM
How am I pretty? D: No one at my old school told me I was pretty. They all said I was ugly.
Should I be kinda freaked out if my skin's kinda reddish and it's hot when I touch it? D: Is it friggin' SUNBURN?
Why are small things cute? D:
Should I be angry if my classmates keep asking me if I'm a 5th-7th grader? (WTF's a middle-schooler gonna be doing in a high school? D: )
Should I be mad if my teachers keep blabbing on and on about my "perfect" cousin whenever they find out about her? ("Oh, do you have a sister who goes here?" "No. Cousin." "O RLY?" "Yeah." "HMMM...YANNO... You should get good grades and stuff -just like her-!" "...")
Why do my little brothers keep watching Dragon Tails and Sesame Street and all of those stupid baby shows? D: (One of 'em's 5, the other's 7.)
It's all in the eye of the beholder. But apparently, your new school is either trying to help you fit in or something, you must be something of a novelty to them, or your school is a home for the homely.
Sounds like either a sunburn, or some other kind of rash. My brother has one on the inside of his elbows that he won't stop scratching, so he has to use some topical ointment.
Subliminal messages are easier to get through on it. Have a button.
You're reallly that short? Anyways, I thought it'd be somewhat obvious you'd be in the right grade range as them if you take the same classes as the othere students.
Simple solution. Use the Nixon(was it his?) method and deny everything. Just don't use it as a reply to a greeting like Skippy did. Poor, hilarious Skippy.
I don't think it's that unusual. My guess is that their parents screen out a lot of what they watch, so get the to watch a DVD or video. Unless it's just the on-demand version of what they watch, there should be
something that wouldn't embarrass the hell out of you for watching. Get action flicks, like Jackie Chan movies. :3
Quote from: Roureem Egas on October 13, 2006, 03:23:49 PMSounds like either a sunburn, or some other kind of rash. My brother has one on the inside of his elbows that he won't stop scratching, so he has to use some topical ointment.
Well it stings a little when I touch it. And it doesn't itch. Is it probably sunburn? How the hell can it be sunburn (If it -is- sunburn) anyway? It's "cold" outside, according to my classmates/parents.
Quote from: Roureem Egas on October 13, 2006, 03:23:49 PM
You're reallly that short? Anyways, I thought it'd be somewhat obvious you'd be in the right grade range as them if you take the same classes as the othere students.
Well, how tall is the average 5th/6th/7th grader and how tall is the average 9th grader? D: And [most of] my classes have some upperclassmen. Not just freshmen. D:
Quote from: Roureem Egas on October 13, 2006, 03:23:49 PM
I don't think it's that unusual. My guess is that their parents screen out a lot of what they watch, so get the to watch a DVD or video. Unless it's just the on-demand version of what they watch, there should be something that wouldn't embarrass the hell out of you for watching. Get action flicks, like Jackie Chan movies. :3
Our parents don't really care what we watch. Unless it's about sex and stuff. (I wanna watch my Law and Order, d*mmit. D: [/rant]) And they barely ever wanna watch FAMILY GUY or SOUTH PARK or anything. Crazy children. Is it possible that they're being brainwashed by kiddie shows? D:
Why does Rap music exist? D:
Why are girls such evil creatures?
Why do my teachers pat me on the head when I'm good? (I never talk. :B) Why can't they give me a cookie or extra credit or something? D:
why are people obsessed with money?
if you could go anywhere you wanted even if it was just for one day where would you go and why?
have you ever heard the song myself?
what did you thing of it?
Quote from: Dakata on October 13, 2006, 04:31:53 PM
Well it stings a little when I touch it. And it doesn't itch. Is it probably sunburn? How the hell can it be sunburn (If it -is- sunburn) anyway? It's "cold" outside, according to my classmates/parents.
Well, how tall is the average 5th/6th/7th grader and how tall is the average 9th grader? D: And [most of] my classes have some upperclassmen. Not just freshmen. D:
Our parents don't really care what we watch. Unless it's about sex and stuff. (I wanna watch my Law and Order, d*mmit. D: [/rant]) And they barely ever wanna watch FAMILY GUY or SOUTH PARK or anything. Crazy children. Is it possible that they're being brainwashed by kiddie shows? D:
Why does Rap music exist? D:
Why are girls such evil creatures?
Why do my teachers pat me on the head when I'm good? (I never talk. :B) Why can't they give me a cookie or extra credit or something? D:
It's more likely to be sunburn then. Sunburn is what happens when you're exposed to too much sunlight, even if it's cloudy. It has nothing to do with the temperature. I heard that sunburn could be much worse if you got them from cloudy days.
That explains a bit, then. It's not often that I hear of classrooms with different level students in it at the same time. And I don't really know how tall on average middle school students and high school freshmen are.
Yes. Shows like that react badly from all the other messages you get from other shows, producing this feeling of nausea and revulsion. But if you claim to get sick enough to be rushed to the hospital because of just watching, we'll all be sure to think that you are an attention seeker with too much time on your hands.
To promote rascist comments, of course. :B And don't forget about misogyny and homophobia, and the devaluement of money. Can't leave those out now, can we?
An alien civilization composed of beings called FMs have taken over satellites and air out messages to all females everywhere. They go through all sorts of frequencies and such, like our cell phones, TVs, and radios. One day, they may get the passcode to the abandoned war satellite Orion and threaten to take over planet Circe d'Milan, fabled to have the one treasure that can reach through
all of the multiverse and bring together all the star settings and worlds. That.........where......so it......and...hey! Are you listening to me?!
They want a lawsuit. :3
Quote from: e_voyager
why are people obsessed with money?
if you could go anywhere you wanted even if it was just for one day where would you go and why?
have you ever heard the song myself?
what did you thing of it?
It's their way of saying "IT'S MINE! GYAHAHAHAHAHA!"
FurCon. I wanna suscribe to a few publications and maybe buy some comics. I'll need some way of storing them though. It's not safe to keep them at home since it's liable to tear and break. I wanna hold on to it. :3
No.
What's to thin
k of a song I never heard of? I still wanna know what that one song I heard in Burger King was, or at least the station.
Can i have more then one thread in the tower? i was looking for a place to put my g rated work and all.
Why does Dakata ask so many questions? :|
Why does rap music almost always 'feat.' (feature) other music? Are they not creative enough to think of their own?
Tiger_T will you please animate my forte yap that silver made me?
What do you do when you have an idea but you have trouble expressing, let alone explaining it?
Why are the furries I've met nicer than non-furries I've met?
Quote from: Roureem Egas on October 13, 2006, 06:03:55 PMQuote from: Dakata on October 13, 2006, 04:31:53 PMWhy do my teachers pat me on the head when I'm good? (I never talk. :B) Why can't they give me a cookie or extra credit or something? D:
They want a lawsuit. :3
...Why? D:
Why are small things *cough*like"me"andjyrrasandBUNNIES*Cough* cute? D:
Quote from: e_voyager on October 13, 2006, 08:27:43 PM
Can i have more then one thread in the tower? i was looking for a place to put my g rated work and all.
It would be best if you addressed that question with the staff, we are not a forum help thread.
Quote from: ×HaZ×MaT× on October 13, 2006, 08:54:12 PM
Why does Dakata ask so many questions? :|
Why does rap music almost always 'feat.' (feature) other music? Are they not creative enough to think of their own?
Dakata needs more responsibility, work and other things to take up time.
There is a long history on that, but I am not willing to write it all out. Suffice it to say, it is due to the nature of the origins of Rap and the intent of its first artists.
Quote from: KarlOmega1 on October 14, 2006, 01:18:45 PM
What do you do when you have an idea but you have trouble expressing, let alone explaining it?
I eat ice cream.
Quote from: Dakata on October 14, 2006, 01:33:22 PM
Why are the furries I've met nicer than non-furries I've met?
Quote from: Roureem Egas on October 13, 2006, 06:03:55 PMQuote from: Dakata on October 13, 2006, 04:31:53 PMWhy do my teachers pat me on the head when I'm good? (I never talk. :B) Why can't they give me a cookie or extra credit or something? D:
They want a lawsuit. :3
...Why? D:
Why are small things *cough*like"me"andjyrrasandBUNNIES*Cough* cute? D:
It is relative, most of the furries I've met are nice, some are not. Same goes for mundanes, as well as other members of non-furry fandoms. People are a big stew of emotions, dispositions and such... never assume face-value is all there is to the person.
Don't ask why...
Conditioned responses built from childhood.
Why does Match Game remind me of this forum?
Okay- no new questions!!
I'll wait to lock this until a APF answers HazMat, and in the meantime someone (ie., an APF) needs to start a new thread. Keeping it accessible for newbies and all that.
Why are you locking this thread?
Quote from: e_voyager on October 13, 2006, 09:59:10 PM
Tiger_T will you please animate my forte yap that silver made me?
Maybe when I have some time. ;)
Quote from: ×HaZ×MaT× on October 15, 2006, 11:17:30 PM
Why does Match Game remind me of this forum?
Because it's got questions, which get answered.
Quote from: ×HaZ×MaT× on October 16, 2006, 05:39:09 PM
Why are you locking this thread?
Maybe it got too long!?!
I consider this to be a good point to have a closing.
Feel free to start a new topic at your convenience.
Ask the all purpose fox mark II deluxe uber special edition boxed set dvds! Now with even more bonus content!
The rules are simple. You ask questions and we provide answers. We being members of the AP team.
No promises on what kind of answer though, I'll just give you one. So ask away grasshopper.
PS:
Answering in the form of a question is in fact cheating and will result in burnination.
Also, rhetorical questions will be answered at random. Please also note that this is standard policy for all questions, but this case warrants special attention.
Oh yes, this is NOT a forum help thread. Forum related questions will be treated as rhetorical questions. If you have any real forum questions they should be PMed to a forum mod, not the APFs. We are just as inclined to set folk on fire as answer their question.
The correct forum for asking questions about the forums is here http://clockworkmansion.com/forum/index.php?board=5.0
Oh yes, a list of APFs and friends.
All Purpose Foxes:
Shadesfox
Azlan
Gabi
Other All Purpose Team members:
Tiger_T
FireKatKid
Fresnor
Poofyspikes
Furry Freak
Gareeku
Eibbor_N
Roureem Egas
Official tea bringer:
Eibbor_N
Official punisher:
Ink
Can I have my bonus features now? I can't find the bonus DVD anywhere D:
Sore wa himitsu desu. ~_^
-Xellos
Translation: it's a secret (no really it means that... almost literally)
Why didn't I wake up when my alarm when off this morning?
What happened to the MODIFY button?
*feels stupid, not being able to correct his spelling errors* D:
EDIT:
YAY! It's back!
Azlan, Thank you.
In more on topic news:
Isn't this the cutest thing you've ever seen?!
:kittencute
Yeah, before we make you sorry you ever registered at this forum.
(cracks knuckles)
:spidey
*squeeky koala of doom defense?*
HA!
We need an emote of that. Who's a good person to ask for one?
Probably Tiger_T if I can find one...
here is a question for Tiger_T. Will you please animate my forte yap that silver made me?
When will my latent psychic powers emerge, filling me with power that my mortal mind can barely withstand?
And will I use this new found power for good or for awesome?
Quote from: e_voyager on October 16, 2006, 07:51:28 PM
here is a question for Tiger_T. Will you please animate my forte yap that silver made me?
He said maybe, if he has the time.
Quote from: Jim Halisstrad on October 16, 2006, 08:01:03 PM
When will my latent psychic powers emerge, filling me with power that my mortal mind can barely withstand?
And will I use this new found power for good or for awesome?
It requires a landing of a meteorite in your tiny little hometown in the middle of the night and a visit of a extra-terrestrial bug. Cookies and a karma point for anyone to guess what I'm referencing.
It's hard to do good or awesome if you're constantly straining yourself. Have a collander.
Will injesting uranium give me superpowers?
Quote from: Jim Halisstrad on October 16, 2006, 08:01:03 PM
When will my latent psychic powers emerge, filling me with power that my mortal mind can barely withstand?
And will I use this new found power for good or for awesome?
Quote from: BillBuckner on October 16, 2006, 08:27:32 PM
Will injesting uranium give me superpowers?
I propose that we combine these. We will inject Jim with Bill and see what happens .
Why was my question skipped? :<
QuoteI propose that we combine these. We will inject Jim with Bill and see what happens .
:o
That sound really hawt or mentally scaring.
Maybe even a little from column A and Column B. But probably more from column B.
Well played Shades. Well played.
Quote from: ×HaZ×MaT× on October 16, 2006, 08:48:53 PM
Why was my question skipped? :<
Sorry, my alarm clock DID go off, so now I am sleepy.
Though I suspect that your alarm got integrated with a dream. Thus, you though that the alarm was just another dream.
Huh?
Is that a proper question?
Quote from: ShadesFox on October 16, 2006, 09:02:49 PM
Quote from: ×HaZ×MaT× on October 16, 2006, 08:48:53 PM
Why was my question skipped? :<
Sorry, my alarm clock DID go off, so now I am sleepy.
Though I suspect that your alarm got integrated with a dream. Thus, you though that the alarm was just another dream.
[offtopic]That hapened with my phone ringing, but I don't remember dreaming about an alarm clock...[/offtopic]
Why do the Mighty Ducks black out their televised games?
Okay. What commercial or home-mixed concoction will take the cloudy marks out of the black marble in the back of my hearse, without damaging the marble? The marks were made by spilled beer (not mine).
How come whenever -my- alarm clock doesn't wake -me- up, dad yells at me? :<
If my 11-year old cousin keeps calling me, just to bug me and p*ss me off, should I:
-Hurt her?
-Break her iPod? (She -does- have rap music on it :< )
-Screw up her computer?
-Put annoying songs on her iPod? (She doesn't like 'Move your dead bones' :<)
-Break her cell phone? (She's using our grandma's phone, but still. I hate her cell phone. It's better than mine.)
How come my cousin swears her butt off at me, but whines when I swear at her? I'm older than her!
Why do I hate the D: smilie?
Why are dentists evil?
I have a dentist appointment tomorrow and my dentist is -really- annoying and -really- stupid and I can barely understand her 'cuz she has a stupid accent. What the hell can I probably do to get a new -smart- dentist? :< And I don't wanna be rude. I have enough enemies IRL. XP
Where is Ink?
Can I have free smites pwease? :3
that you thank you and where was i now.. oh yes.
Why is this thread so popular?
Quote from: BillBuckner on October 16, 2006, 09:03:25 PM
Huh?
Free your mind...
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on October 16, 2006, 09:05:58 PM
Is that a proper question?
If I treat it as such. I also add the label of acorn to it.
Quote from: ×HaZ×MaT× on October 16, 2006, 09:09:05 PM
Quote from: ShadesFox on October 16, 2006, 09:02:49 PM
Quote from: ×HaZ×MaT× on October 16, 2006, 08:48:53 PM
Why was my question skipped? :<
Sorry, my alarm clock DID go off, so now I am sleepy.
Though I suspect that your alarm got integrated with a dream. Thus, you though that the alarm was just another dream.
[offtopic]That hapened with my phone ringing, but I don't remember dreaming about an alarm clock...[/offtopic]
Why do the Mighty Ducks black out their televised games?
Because hockey freaks are more insane than football freaks. I remember when one time, the players threw the pucks at each other and wielded the sticks at fans who ran down to the sidelines. The pretzels were made of win but this one weirdo was made of loser and fail. He got beaned by a referee's whistle.
Quote from: TheGreyRonin on October 16, 2006, 09:52:48 PM
Okay. What commercial or home-mixed concoction will take the cloudy marks out of the black marble in the back of my hearse, without damaging the marble? The marks were made by spilled beer (not mine).
Clorox? Bleach seems out of the question. Maybe a tile cleaner...But if all else fails, fire works wonders and provides some entertainment at the same time.
Quote from: Dakata on October 16, 2006, 09:54:24 PM
How come whenever -my- alarm clock doesn't wake -me- up, dad yells at me? :<
If my 11-year old cousin keeps calling me, just to bug me and p*ss me off, should I:
-Hurt her?
-Break her iPod? (She -does- have rap music on it :< )
-Screw up her computer?
-Put annoying songs on her iPod? (She doesn't like 'Move your dead bones' :<)
-Break her cell phone? (She's using our grandma's phone, but still. I hate her cell phone. It's better than mine.)
How come my cousin swears her butt off at me, but whines when I swear at her? I'm older than her!
Why do I hate the D: smilie?
Why are dentists evil?
I have a dentist appointment tomorrow and my dentist is -really- annoying and -really- stupid and I can barely understand her 'cuz she has a stupid accent. What the hell can I probably do to get a new -smart- dentist? :< And I don't wanna be rude. I have enough enemies IRL. XP
Where is Ink?
Can I have free smites pwease? :3
Whatever you do, be sneaky. Or, find some way to cut off access and/or contact with her. Foamy's guide to being a b*tch-hermit can help.
She's a monkey. She has a monkey mind. Not the I-must-be-entertained-NAO mind but the I-have-no-real-brain-so-I'll-be-a-parrot-and-imitate-everything kind.
Cause the animation makes it seem more of "OHNOES" than "ZOMG."
They spend about 8 hours a day looking at all the little dirty mouths.
Can't you find a way to transfer to a different dentist? I wouldn't know myself because I really didn't have a reason to complain about my dentists.
I hear he's a bit overwhelmed.
Have a muffin instead. And a kitty. Don't look away from it! :dface
:kittencute
Quote from: e_voyager on October 16, 2006, 10:28:23 PM
that you thank you and where was i now.. oh yes.
Why is this thread so popular?
Because I subliminally tell you to ask questions. But it has nothing to do with any underground plans or me titling a character "The Machinator." I swear. O:)
Why am I procrastinating when I should be drawing right now?
Actually, should I be drawing, or modelling?
What are the specs for making a small external cell-phone antenna?
Quote from: e_voyager on October 16, 2006, 07:51:28 PM
here is a question for Tiger_T. Will you please animate my forte yap that silver made me?
It is as I said and Roureem kinda quoted.
Lucky for you I had some time, so look here (http://clockworkmansion.com/forum/index.php?topic=476.msg50101#msg50101).
Which is more appealing, Pogs or No Fear clothing.
Quote from: DigitalMan on October 17, 2006, 04:22:09 AM
Why am I procrastinating when I should be drawing right now?
Actually, should I be drawing, or modelling?
What are the specs for making a small external cell-phone antenna?
Because you lack inspiration. Or possibly you don't feel entirely comfortable drawing where you currently are.
You should be drawing. You said so yourself, after all. ;)
I'm sorry, this is a pay-only service.
Quote from: Jim Halisstrad on October 17, 2006, 07:16:53 PM
Which is more appealing, Pogs or No Fear clothing.
My first response was "POGS, FOO'!" but, then I noticed the hoodies section. Some o' those are pretty darn awesome... I suppose it depends on the article of clothing. And the cost... *Checks the prices* Hm, Pogs it is. The clothing is <i>nice,</i> but too expensive, unless you can get it from a Value Village or some like shop.
why do i feel the need for others to recognize my existence even if the get the substance of what i am wrong?
Why must MLB baseball prohibit my Simpson viewing? :<
:ipod
I like this new smiley. do you like this new smiley?
:kittencute
third question: with the possible exceptions of a few of the pics at kittenwars.com, is there anything cuter than that?
also, is it coincidence that my yaps worked out with my sig so well, or did silverfox plan it that way through some mystical premonition or something similar.
Quote from: ×HaZ×MaT× on October 18, 2006, 01:23:02 AM
Why must MLB baseball prohibit my Simpson viewing? :<
It doesn't. You can choose.
Quote from: Kitsune Ascendant on October 18, 2006, 01:29:59 AM
:ipod
I like this new smiley. do you like this new smiley?
:kittencute
third question: with the possible exceptions of a few of the pics at kittenwars.com, is there anything cuter than that?
also, is it coincidence that my yaps worked out with my sig so well, or did silverfox plan it that way through some mystical premonition or something similar.
I guess so, yes.
Yes. Things like this, for example.
(http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/9161/puppybasketwebco4.th.jpg) (http://img224.imageshack.us/my.php?image=puppybasketwebco4.jpg)
Silverfox works in mysterious ways.
Who set Aridas' pants on fire? :eager
Quote from: Angantyr on October 18, 2006, 08:10:45 AM
Who set Aridas' pants on fire? :eager
Shades. And possibly Azlan too. What's that to you?
Is it always bad to eat yappity fluff,What does it taste like then?
Alright, have some more:
Why did Radio Shack stop selling all those CMOS logic chips?
Where can I find some decent-sized capacitors?
Why were nearly all of the RP topics started in July?
Quote from: Zedd on October 18, 2006, 08:46:43 AM
Is it always bad to eat yappity fluff,What does it taste like then?
Yes, although not fatal.
Flavoured sugar-cotton.
Quote from: DigitalMan on October 18, 2006, 05:09:56 PM
Alright, have some more:
Why did Radio Shack stop selling all those CMOS logic chips?
Where can I find some decent-sized capacitors?
Why were nearly all of the RP topics started in July?
They stopped producing them - maybe.
Depends on what you call decent-sized.
Because that is when the forum-move happened.
Wasn't there already a thread like this on this forum?
What happened to it?
Did I miss any good forum drama?
Yes.
It was moved to the treasury here (http://clockworkmansion.com/forum/index.php?topic=475.0).
Nope. (at least not here)
Why is it considered rude to place one's elbows on the table when eating when this is by far the most convenient way to eat certain foods such as pizza or sandwiches with one's hands?
It's just one of those rules the "high society" invented to set themselves apart from the "low society". It doesn't have to make sense.
Why does T_T have Daimien's yappity?
Quote from: Gullible on October 19, 2006, 04:53:20 PM
Why is it considered rude to place one's elbows on the table when eating when this is by far the most convenient way to eat certain foods such as pizza or sandwiches with one's hands?
*gasp* :eek Eating with your bare hands?
*snickers* No, honestly:
Eating in a more courteous manner doesn't mean it'll be convenient.
Quote from: Gabi on October 19, 2006, 05:09:53 PM
It's just one of those rules the "high society" invented to set themselves apart from the "low society". It doesn't have to make sense.
Why does T_T have Daimien's yappity?
You mean in my sig?
It is one of Tiggy's guests.
(Behind that, there's actually a .cgi script a friend wrote for me.
It provides a random picture from a folder of +150 blinking Yappities.)
Quote from: Gullible on October 19, 2006, 04:53:20 PM
Why is it considered rude to place one's elbows on the table when eating when this is by far the most convenient way to eat certain foods such as pizza or sandwiches with one's hands?
I believe that in some parts of the word it is more courteous to eat with elbows on the table. So that you can't hide a knife.
Quote from: ShadesFox on October 19, 2006, 07:29:08 PM
I believe that in some parts of the word it is more courteous to eat with elbows on the table. So that you can't hide a knife.
Is that why APF dinner sessions are held in zero-gravity without silverwear, through endless detectors and within a neutrality field?
Quote from: Azlan on October 19, 2006, 07:38:33 PM
Quote from: ShadesFox on October 19, 2006, 07:29:08 PM
I believe that in some parts of the word it is more courteous to eat with elbows on the table. So that you can't hide a knife.
Is that why APF dinner sessions are held in zero-gravity without silverwear, through endless detectors and within a neutrality field?
But... those were all your suggestions.
Quote from: ShadesFox on October 19, 2006, 07:58:39 PM
But... those were all your suggestions.
No... my suggestion was for nude dinners >:3
Will the Mets be in the world series?
(Quickly, please, I just wagered my house on them)
I have no house now. Are you all happy?
Is it morally wrong for anyone to laugh at Bill?
Quote from: BillBuckner on October 20, 2006, 06:21:02 AM
I have no house now. Are you all happy?
If that were true, it wouldn't be our fault, but yours. I'm alright, thanks. Still looking for ways to improve my life, but enjoying the moment.
Quote from: Aridas Soulfire on October 20, 2006, 06:25:02 AM
Is it morally wrong for anyone to laugh at Bill?
Not in this case, his post was a joke.
Quote from: BillBuckner on October 20, 2006, 06:21:02 AM
I have no house now. Are you all happy?
Not yet, I still need to build a moat around it...
do i spend more time online then is healthy?
is it possible to go insane with out become unstable or even realizing it until it is far to late to stop it?
if i have shelter, food, internet and a job why am i not happy?
Quote from: e_voyager on October 20, 2006, 02:49:54 PM
do i spend more time online then is healthy?
is it possible to go insane with out become unstable or even realizing it until it is far to late to stop it?
if i have shelter, food, internet and a job why am i not happy?
Maybe. Is it making you unhealthy?
Most people don't realize it when they go insane.
Because you crave for something else. You should figure out what that is. Ask yourself what it is that
you need in order to be happy.
Whats a good way to cure a headache that isn't sinus related?
Barring pharmaceutical drugs of course because they NEVER WORK *flail*
why is ferret art so hard to find?
Quote from: Jim Halisstrad on October 20, 2006, 07:21:43 PM
Whats a good way to cure a headache that isn't sinus related?
Barring pharmaceutical drugs of course because they NEVER WORK *flail*
I'd sleep. :3 Seriously, it's the easiest way for me to get to sleep. But I suppose you could also try rubbing your temple and drink something.
Quote from: vulpesweasel on October 20, 2006, 10:51:08 PM
why is ferret art so hard to find?
There's no ferret love. :< Though I'm sure someone somewhere will disagree heartily with that response.
Quote from: Jim Halisstrad on October 20, 2006, 07:21:43 PM
Whats a good way to cure a headache that isn't sinus related?
Barring pharmaceutical drugs of course because they NEVER WORK *flail*
I have found this amazing substance that will cure many headaches, it also helps you feel more energetic and quenches your thirst better then anything else!
I call it, water!
Is bad to squeeze blood from a stone?
Do sit ups really get rid of belly bulge?
And where do DMFA angels,demons and cubi go when they die?
Quote from: Zedd on October 22, 2006, 04:05:57 AM
Is bad to squeeze blood from a stone?
Do sit ups really get rid of belly bulge?
And where do DMFA angels,demons and cubi go when they die?
Yes, stones have no blood, so any blood you squeeze out of them is likely to be your own.
Yes, if you do them regularly and don't eat too much.
Same place/set of places as everyone else, I assume.
Am I insane if I don't want to go trick-or-treating?
Why do I feel uber-sick? Does my body hate me and not want me to go trick-or-treating? (Yeah, that's the reason I don't wanna trick-or-treat. That, and I sprained my ankle...and my leg hurts.)
Why does one of my fat classmates like to put me down alot? :(
Quote from: Dakata on October 22, 2006, 09:27:32 AM
Am I insane if I don't want to go trick-or-treating?
Why do I feel uber-sick? Does my body hate me and not want me to go trick-or-treating? (Yeah, that's the reason I don't wanna trick-or-treat. That, and I sprained my ankle...and my leg hurts.)
Why does one of my fat classmates like to put me down alot? :(
No. A lot of people don't go trick-or-treating.
People get a bit sick from time to time. It's just one of those things.
Because either a)she's just a very pathetic individual, or b)she is displaying an underlying unhappiness about her weight which she is taking out on you.
Quote from: Gabi on October 18, 2006, 08:33:30 AM
Quote from: Angantyr on October 18, 2006, 08:10:45 AM
Who set Aridas' pants on fire? :eager
Shades. And possibly Azlan too. What's that to you?
I like violence, that's all. Is there a way for me to better myself?
Is it better to write something on a full stomach?
Why do my ears hurt when it snows?
What are rubber galoshes ment for use?
Quote from: Angantyr on October 26, 2006, 09:17:20 AM
Quote from: Gabi on October 18, 2006, 08:33:30 AM
Quote from: Angantyr on October 18, 2006, 08:10:45 AM
Who set Aridas' pants on fire? :eager
Shades. And possibly Azlan too. What's that to you?
I like violence, that's all. Is there a way for me to better myself?
I'm sure there is. I could set you on fire.
Quote from: Zedd on October 26, 2006, 11:59:45 AM
Is it better to write something on a full stomach?
Why do my ears hurt when it snows?
What are rubber galoshes ment for use?
Generally it is, though I also like grocery shopping while I'm full. It also helps to be pissed off and want to go home.
Well, the ears do just kind of stick out there with out a whole lot of heating going on.
I'm having a hard time parsing this one. I think you are asking about their intended use. Their primary buyer are fish, to attach to fishing hooks.
what kind of chant would I use if I was going to summon a bog beast?
what king of weaknesses would a bog beast have if a bog beast could be killed?
What is the origin of "pull my finger, " I suspect it was Babe Ruth, however others with whom I've asked suspected it was "the bard".
Who is "the Bard"?
"why must 'it' be refered to as 'the scotish play' and the 'other one' refered to as 'pygmalian'?
What do you do when you accidently drink an GB potion?
(OOC: GB stands for Gender- bender)
Quote from: KarlOmega1 on October 26, 2006, 06:22:56 PM
What do you do when you accidently drink an GB potion?
(OOC: GB stands for Gender- bender)
You get a bad movie based off of Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde. As well as an overused internet gag.
Will I get phone service in Canada?
Quote from: ×HaZ×MaT× on October 27, 2006, 01:22:24 AM
Will I get phone service in Canada?
You can get phone service in any country, as long as you make the proper arrangements.
Quote from: Gabi on October 27, 2006, 06:44:36 AM
Quote from: ×HaZ×MaT× on October 27, 2006, 01:22:24 AM
Will I get phone service in Canada?
You can get phone service in any country, as long as you make the proper arrangements.
Is that in the same way cows get serviced by the bull?
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on October 27, 2006, 07:59:53 AM
Quote from: Gabi on October 27, 2006, 06:44:36 AM
Quote from: ×HaZ×MaT× on October 27, 2006, 01:22:24 AM
Will I get phone service in Canada?
You can get phone service in any country, as long as you make the proper arrangements.
Is that in the same way cows get serviced by the bull?
Yes... through intermediaries.
Is having the Bananaphone song repeating non-stop in my brain going to cause a problem when I take my standardized tests later?
Why would anyone want to call their cat using a Bananaphone?
What would a cat use to answer said call?
If some one were to ... would it ... or would it...?
Do you answer all questions, or do you carefully screen them for sanity and logical purpose?
On average how many hairs are on the human body?
How many grains of sand are on the beaches of california?
Why is everything bigger in Texas?
Quote from: GabrielsThoughts on October 26, 2006, 04:46:36 PM
what kind of chant would I use if I was going to summon a bog beast?
what king of weaknesses would a bog beast have if a bog beast could be killed?
What is the origin of "pull my finger, " I suspect it was Babe Ruth, however others with whom I've asked suspected it was "the bard".
Who is "the Bard"?
"why must 'it' be refered to as 'the scotish play' and the 'other one' refered to as 'pygmalian'?
A bog beast chant.
A most unfortunate one. (At least for the bog beast, that is.)
I'm pretty sure it comes from something far older than from some celebrity of any kind.
Just google around.
Interesting question.
Quote from: KarlOmega1 on October 26, 2006, 06:22:56 PM
What do you do when you accidently drink an GB potion?
(OOC: GB stands for Gender- bender)
Find the antidote and have a nice time with yourself for a bit before using it. :)
Quote from: DigitalMan on October 27, 2006, 09:06:23 AM
Is having the Bananaphone song repeating non-stop in my brain going to cause a problem when I take my standardized tests later?
Why would anyone want to call their cat using a Bananaphone?
No. Actually it'll increase your efficience. (it's dificult to explain though)
To ask it for advice about coughing up hairballs.
Quote from: ×HaZ×MaT× on October 27, 2006, 09:27:20 AM
What would a cat use to answer said call?
Strawberry-jam. With anchovy. (for a better taste)
Quote from: GabrielsThoughts on October 27, 2006, 02:45:14 PM
If some one were to ... would it ... or would it...?
Do you answer all questions, or do you carefully screen them for sanity and logical purpose?
On average how many hairs are on the human body?
How many grains of sand are on the beaches of california?
Why is everything bigger in Texas?
No.
We can't have sanity here. Must be controlled very thoroughly.
Too many. (Or too few if you want to be a RL-furry)
1,576,459,459,561,476 (if you don't count the ones smaller than 0.05 mm)
Because of all the place there.
Is there an IQ in mayo?
Why does the image of Elmira Deevil screach like a chalkboard in peoples minds?
And why does it seem like I am the only one not able to tie those non clipon ties?
Why is it that when you're on the train and it stops after you've been looking out the window, the train seems to be moving backwards when it really isn't?
Am I the only one who thinks the new MCR CD (The Black Parade) sound a lot like Queen?
Quote from: ×HaZ×MaT× on October 27, 2006, 04:44:51 PM
Why is it that when you're on the train and it stops after you've been looking out the window, the train seems to be moving backwards when it really isn't?
Three factors. Time compression, inertia, and the eye's quirks in color processing. While on the train you are going slightly faster in time then normal, and when you go to rest again it seems like time slows down. Next is inertia, which makes you think that you are still going forwards, and when you look out you get confused, because nothing is moving anymore. Next is the quirk of color processing. Some colors will seem of sit in the eye longer then others. So briefly some of the old colors are still there while others are gone.
Quote from: vulpesweasel on October 27, 2006, 05:03:46 PM
Am I the only one who thinks the new MCR CD (The Black Parade) sound a lot like Queen?
Not sure, I've not heard it.
How do you know the answer to a question, if you haven't heard of the thing relating to the question, without making yourself look silly, while balancing on a bowling ball in the middle of winter, wearing nothing but your birthday suit?
have I mastered the art of the run-on sentance?
why are donkeys obsessed with waffles?
Is my fly open?
where did the time go?
Do you like Transformers? *twitch, twitch*
Are you excited for the Eragon movie!?
should i be excited!?
AM I TOO EXCITED!!??
Quote from: ShadesFox on October 28, 2006, 09:20:35 PM
Quote from: ×HaZ×MaT× on October 27, 2006, 04:44:51 PM
Why is it that when you're on the train and it stops after you've been looking out the window, the train seems to be moving backwards when it really isn't?
Three factors. Time compression, inertia, and the eye's quirks in color processing. While on the train you are going slightly faster in time then normal, and when you go to rest again it seems like time slows down. Next is inertia, which makes you think that you are still going forwards, and when you look out you get confused, because nothing is moving anymore. Next is the quirk of color processing. Some colors will seem of sit in the eye longer then others. So briefly some of the old colors are still there while others are gone.
Would it be alright if I completely disregarded your explanation? :(
Am I clever?
Do I need to take a bath after mud bogging in a salt marsh?
Quote from: GabrielsThoughts on October 28, 2006, 11:01:34 PM
How do you know the answer to a question, if you haven't heard of the thing relating to the question, without making yourself look silly, while balancing on a bowling ball in the middle of winter, wearing nothing but your birthday suit?
have I mastered the art of the run-on sentance?
why are donkeys obsessed with waffles?
Is my fly open?
where did the time go?
You ask someone else.
I wouldn't say you have, first of all because there is no such thing as a 'sentance', and secondly because there are multiple ways to extend a sentence for as long as you wish without ceasing to make sense, which is not what you did because the situation you described in your question does not make much sense at all, and because longer sentences have been posted on this forum, for example this one.
They aren't. That's what they want you to believe.
Yes.
To our memories.
Quote from: KarlOmega1 on October 28, 2006, 11:12:39 PM
Do you like Transformers? *twitch, twitch*
They're ok.
Quote from: Xze-Xze on October 29, 2006, 12:03:42 AM
Are you excited for the Eragon movie!?
should i be excited!?
AM I TOO EXCITED!!??
No.
There are no rules concerning when someone should or should not be excited. That's up to you.
Yes, you're already using too many exclamation and question marks and writing ALL IN CAPS.
Quote from: ×HaZ×MaT× on October 29, 2006, 12:38:22 AM
Quote from: ShadesFox on October 28, 2006, 09:20:35 PM
Quote from: ×HaZ×MaT× on October 27, 2006, 04:44:51 PM
Why is it that when you're on the train and it stops after you've been looking out the window, the train seems to be moving backwards when it really isn't?
Three factors. Time compression, inertia, and the eye's quirks in color processing. While on the train you are going slightly faster in time then normal, and when you go to rest again it seems like time slows down. Next is inertia, which makes you think that you are still going forwards, and when you look out you get confused, because nothing is moving anymore. Next is the quirk of color processing. Some colors will seem of sit in the eye longer then others. So briefly some of the old colors are still there while others are gone.
Would it be alright if I completely disregarded your explanation? :(
We provide the answers. What you do with them is your choice.
Quote from: GabrielsThoughts on October 29, 2006, 02:10:45 PM
Am I clever?
Do I need to take a bath after mud bogging in a salt marsh?
That's a subjective question. You're certainly cleverer than some people I know, which is not saying much, but you seem to consider yourself cleverer than you're proving to be. For example, asking such a question is not a smart thing to do.
Only if you don't want to act as a human repellant.
(((ooc: actualy Sentance is a word used to refer to a death 'sentance' or a sentance hearing, and a sentence is used to refer to sentence structure, I just confused the two momentarily and I appologise.)))
why is the sky blue?
Why is "weft suede" the best word(s) ever?
(also, "sentance" isn't in the dictionary. it actually is sentence. The excuse you made up doesn't cut it >.>)
Quote from: GabrielsThoughts on October 29, 2006, 04:06:46 PM
(((ooc: actualy Sentance is a word used to refer to a death 'sentance' or a sentance hearing, and a sentence is used to refer to sentence structure, I just confused the two momentarily and I appologise.)))
No, it's not. Not unless you're incapable of spelling, that is. Both uses (death sentence or sentence hearing, or sentence structure) are spelt with two e's and no a.
Just go ask dictionary.com, or dict.org
Why is it that people can't learn to use the spellchecker? :-) (just so I have a question in here :-)
Quote from: Zedd on October 27, 2006, 03:02:56 PM
Is there an IQ in mayo?
Why does the image of Elmira Deevil screach like a chalkboard in peoples minds?
And why does it seem like I am the only one not able to tie those non clipon ties?
No.
It doesn't. Not most people anyway.
You're not the only one. If it seems like you're the only one, it's because you don't know enough people.
Quote from: GabrielsThoughts on October 29, 2006, 04:06:46 PM
(((ooc: actualy Sentance is a word used to refer to a death 'sentance' or a sentance hearing, and a sentence is used to refer to sentence structure, I just confused the two momentarily and I appologise.)))
why is the sky blue?
As it has been pointed out, the word for that is 'sentence' too.
Because of the sum of the gases that compose it, the space beyond it and the sun's radiation.
Quote from: Aridas Soulfire on October 29, 2006, 04:08:45 PM
Why is "weft suede" the best word(s) ever?
Once more, that's subjective. You simply like them. I don't think they're so great.
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on October 29, 2006, 04:13:59 PMWhy is it that people can't learn to use the spellchecker? :-) (just so I have a question in here :-)
Most people can, they're just too lazy to do it.
Why didn't Borders Book and Music have the sample music for, like, half the music I wanted to get?
Why doesn't Haz go to Barnes and Noble instead?
(This is in no way connected to the fact that I work there. Really)
Why does the bible say its okay to stone me if I been really bad and things I am too nice not even do?
Quote from: Zedd on October 30, 2006, 06:37:57 AM
Why does the bible say its okay to stone me if I been really bad and things I am too nice not even do?
... Especially, and let me make this completely clear, even if he -does- say Jehovah?
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on October 30, 2006, 08:39:09 AM
Quote from: Zedd on October 30, 2006, 06:37:57 AM
Why does the bible say its okay to stone me if I been really bad and things I am too nice not even do?
... Especially, and let me make this completely clear, even if he -does- say Jehovah?
*Applauds llearch.* No, I won't stone you.
But please, Zedd, do show me a passage of the Bible (whichever Bible you're referring to) which says it's ok to stone someone.
why do i always guess wrong when dakata is my invisible friend?
Quote from: e_voyager on October 30, 2006, 01:19:43 PM
why do i always guess wrong when dakata is my invisible friend?
Because she's tricky like that. :p
Why does my mom keep telling me that I should be more like other girls, when they're unintelligent whores? T-T
Why won't I grow? D: Does my body hate me? Or does it like being stupid and midgety? Or both?
Should I feel like a smart draggy if I'm the only one who got 100% on a Social Studies test today? :U It was a Canada map test thing.
How come my Science/Biology teacher and my English teacher LOVE me (not in an icky pedo way), but my Art teacher doesn't like me at all? :/ Usually art teachers LOVEMELOTS and Science and English teachers LOATHE me.
Am I mean if I'm avoiding my cousin? 'Cuz she's one of those darn preppy girls [who never know when to SHUT UP D: ] and she wants me to meet her friends, but I keep thinking that they'll think she's stupid or something because she's related to that "freaky mute kid". :U And I'm not heartless enough to turn her into a friendless "mute" like me.
why is emo used as a slur?
Quote from: Dakata on October 30, 2006, 04:41:12 PM
Why does my mom keep telling me that I should be more like other girls, when they're unintelligent whores? T-T
Why won't I grow? D: Does my body hate me? Or does it like being stupid and midgety? Or both?
Should I feel like a smart draggy if I'm the only one who got 100% on a Social Studies test today? :U It was a Canada map test thing.
How come my Science/Biology teacher and my English teacher LOVE me (not in an icky pedo way), but my Art teacher doesn't like me at all? :/ Usually art teachers LOVEMELOTS and Science and English teachers LOATHE me.
Am I mean if I'm avoiding my cousin? 'Cuz she's one of those darn preppy girls [who never know when to SHUT UP D: ] and she wants me to meet her friends, but I keep thinking that they'll think she's stupid or something because she's related to that "freaky mute kid". :U And I'm not heartless enough to turn her into a friendless "mute" like me.
She wants to pimp you off behind your back. :U
Genetics. Diet has some effect, since I hear about immigrant Chinese being short and thin while their children are friggin tall. One of my friends is youger than me by a year, and he's
tall.
By all means.
My college tip book says that liking the teachers is more important than liking the subject. Seems besides the point for you though.
Does she know why? It wouldn't be that mean if you explained it to her.
Quote from: vulpesweasel on October 30, 2006, 05:05:13 PM
why is emo used as a slur?
Because we come to associate anyone listening to this music as gothic nihilists with suicidal tendencies, or overly and dramatically emotional. Y'know...the type a write wall of text of leet, displaying the mental maturity of a spolied brat.
RE!!! You just made the 10,000th post in The Arena! How does it feel?
Quote from: BillBuckner on October 30, 2006, 07:23:54 PM
RE!!! You just made the 10,000th post in The Arena! How does it feel?
Huh? Oh...I can't believe I didn't notice that. Hmm...
Why am I the last one who has to close the door when I go inside?
Will people ever learn from Eric Idle to always look at the bright side?
Does people in this time even play board games anymore?
And does owning a drivers licence really open new doors to a better life?
Quote from: Zedd on October 30, 2006, 10:42:48 PM
Why am I the last one who has to close the door when I go inside?
Will people ever learn from Eric Idle to always look at the bright side?
Does people in this time even play board games anymore?
And does owning a drivers licence really open new doors to a better life?
Because you're the last one to go inside.
No. They'll either learn it from experience or not learn it at all.
Yes. I do.
Not a better life exactly, but a slightly more comfortable one whenever you manage to drive to some distant place where you have to go either way.
Where could I score a user manual for a MK1 TimeLine Lynx synchronizer? Does anyone know how to configure them to drive a TASCAM TSR-8 transport?
Quote from: Roureem Egas on October 30, 2006, 07:19:45 PMQuote from: Dakata on October 30, 2006, 04:41:12 PMAm I mean if I'm avoiding my cousin? 'Cuz she's one of those darn preppy girls [who never know when to SHUT UP D: ] and she wants me to meet her friends, but I keep thinking that they'll think she's stupid or something because she's related to that "freaky mute kid". :U And I'm not heartless enough to turn her into a friendless "mute" like me.
Does she know why? It wouldn't be that mean if you explained it to her.
But she's a prep. :V Won't she probably...I dunno...get mad because I don't trust her friends? *Shrug*
Why do teens think it's cool to type in chatspeak? D:
Is it bad if I bite my nails/fingers? :U
Why is my Biology teacher so nice to me? :U Is it 'cuz I'm a good Dakata who does [most of] his/her work? Is it 'cuz I'm a good quiet Dakata? :U
Why do some girls think I'm ADORABLE just because I stutter? :crying And why do they treat me like I'm a bebe? :crying
What Iron Maiden album should I get?
I hadn't chewed on my fingernails for a whole week, why did I bite them all off yesterday?! D:
Shouldn't, we all... talk... morelike, William... Shatner? ...KAAAHHHHHHNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!
Should I visit Xze or take the Empire Builder just to be mean? :P
Why is Canada so expensive? :B
Why isn't it cold in Canada? I was freezing my bumbum off in New York the day before I got to Toronto, where I nearly broke out in a sweat. :|
Why is Canada so obsessed with Hockey? It's on their money for crying out loud!
What's with the little red flowers on people's coats in Canada?
Why am I asking so many questions about Canada?
Why is VIA so much better than Amtrak?
Why is the USA so obsessed with their presidents? It's on (all) their money for crying out loud!
I have more pain in little cuts, and when it comes to something like somebody punching in the arm, I get numb and barley feel anything. Why is tat?
Quote from: Tapewolf on October 31, 2006, 02:49:07 PM
Where could I score a user manual for a MK1 TimeLine Lynx synchronizer? Does anyone know how to configure them to drive a TASCAM TSR-8 transport?
I'll pass over on that. Sorry. :<
Quote from: Dakata on October 31, 2006, 05:05:32 PM
Quote from: Roureem Egas on October 30, 2006, 07:19:45 PMQuote from: Dakata on October 30, 2006, 04:41:12 PMAm I mean if I'm avoiding my cousin? 'Cuz she's one of those darn preppy girls [who never know when to SHUT UP D: ] and she wants me to meet her friends, but I keep thinking that they'll think she's stupid or something because she's related to that "freaky mute kid". :U And I'm not heartless enough to turn her into a friendless "mute" like me.
Does she know why? It wouldn't be that mean if you explained it to her.
But she's a prep. :V Won't she probably...I dunno...get mad because I don't trust her friends? *Shrug*
Why do teens think it's cool to type in chatspeak? D:
Is it bad if I bite my nails/fingers? :U
Why is my Biology teacher so nice to me? :U Is it 'cuz I'm a good Dakata who does [most of] his/her work? Is it 'cuz I'm a good quiet Dakata? :U
Why do some girls think I'm ADORABLE just because I stutter? :crying And why do they treat me like I'm a bebe? :crying
How would I know? I'm not your cousin's friend. >:3
Idiocy.
It affects the growth rate of your nails. Plus I think it does something with your teeth.
There are nice teachers. Then there are freakshows like that student teacher caught in an underage sex scandal a few months ago.
That's a new one. Adorable tends to be associated with small and cute, like a baby.
Quote from: BillBuckner on October 31, 2006, 09:50:05 PM
What Iron Maiden album should I get?
Preferably one without blood on it.
Quote from: ×HaZ×MaT× on November 02, 2006, 01:32:16 PM
I hadn't chewed on my fingernails for a whole week, why did I bite them all off yesterday?! D:
Shouldn't, we all... talk... morelike, William... Shatner? ...KAAAHHHHHHNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!
Should I visit Xze or take the Empire Builder just to be mean? :P
Why is Canada so expensive? :B
Why isn't it cold in Canada? I was freezing my bumbum off in New York the day before I got to Toronto, where I nearly broke out in a sweat. :|
Why is Canada so obsessed with Hockey? It's on their money for crying out loud!
What's with the little red flowers on people's coats in Canada?
Why am I asking so many questions about Canada?
Why is VIA so much better than Amtrak?
They call to you...
If he rubs off on you.
I dunno. Can you?
In essence, it's paying the same amount mostly. I don't remember the exact wording since it's on a different forum.
All that ice and nothing to do.
I never saw any flowers when I was up there.
I used to think you were from there. I don't know why though.
Never took VIA, so I can't say.
Quote from: Aridas Soulfire on November 02, 2006, 02:06:06 PM
Why is the USA so obsessed with their presidents? It's on (all) their money for crying out loud!
I think it was first used as a commemoration. Then they decided to contiue with it.
Quote from: Castle Pokemetroid on November 03, 2006, 12:15:40 AM
I have more pain in little cuts, and when it comes to something like somebody punching in the arm, I get numb and barley feel anything. Why is tat?
It might have to do with nerves and the nature of the wound. Let's say I draw a line somewhere on your body and say it's a nerve. Or maybe put a string on you, that might be a better example. Cutting that string will be more noticeable than trying to crush it.
will i have Dakata as an invisible friend again this round?
how long has it been since i've had a good question to ask?
will you teach me how to draw?
is mankind devolving form lack of application to challenges?
Quote from: e_voyager on November 04, 2006, 04:00:02 AM
will i have Dakata as an invisible friend again this round?
how long has it been since i've had a good question to ask?
will you teach me how to draw?
is mankind devolving form lack of application to challenges?
You really don't want to know the answer. It would spoil the round for you.
Too long. But the next one allows a good answer.
I don't think I can give you more than a few tips, no one ever taught me.
No. It's impossible for a race to devolve (as in, go back its tracks to return to its previous stages). And besides, there are challenges all the time. The world is always changing, and change and evolution are synonyms. You may or may not like the course this evolution seems to be taking, but that's another story.
Is Dakata a boy or a girl? He/she/they keep switching, and it's really confusing me. :confused
What would happen if I wrote a dirty fanfic about Lego Bionicletm characters?
Did the Major really die at the end of the Ghost in the Shell anime? I can't seem to find any episodes after Barrage.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if you gave it a chainsaw?
Has ShadesFox gotten psychological analysis for his pyromania yet?
Will he ever?
Is Alan talking about the episode of GITS where the major is sniped when walking onto the plane? :B
Quote from: Alan Garou on November 04, 2006, 11:36:06 AM
Is Dakata a boy or a girl? He/she/they keep switching, and it's really confusing me. :confused
Can I answer this question, APFs? :3
Why are high-schoolers so stupid? D: There're seniors at my school that make me feel like a friggin' GENIUS.
Who made chatspeak? D:< I wanna killz 'em.
Why is a 'D' a passing grade at my school? :B
Edit:
Why do I think these sound like *Censored*? D: (They're TNBC songs...sung by P!ATD, MM and FOB.)
-This Is Halloween (Sung by Panic! At The Disco) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNNuo04RTnc)
-This Is Halloween (Sung by Marilyn Manson) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jU6iP0WLsU8)
-What's This? (Sung by Fall Out Boy) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFqTA8YyC6Y)
Can I have another cookie? someone ate mine.
How many people have yappities on their sigs?
Quote from: Alan Garou on November 04, 2006, 11:36:06 AM
Is Dakata a boy or a girl? He/she/they keep switching, and it's really confusing me. :confused
What would happen if I wrote a dirty fanfic about Lego Bionicletm characters?
Did the Major really die at the end of the Ghost in the Shell anime? I can't seem to find any episodes after Barrage.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if you gave it a chainsaw?
Has ShadesFox gotten psychological analysis for his pyromania yet?
Will he ever?
Girl. Or girly boy. Or goy, or birl. Whatever. :p
It would bend around the minds of whoever came across it. Most likely with "what are you on and where can I get some?"
I don't know. I could just tell you to spoil yourself on Wikipeida, but I doubt that would work.
None. It'd break the chainsaw and go bury it under the mud.
Mull that over with this drink. Have as much of it as you want. Kekekekeke
Quote from: ×HaZ×MaT×
Is Alan talking about the episode of GITS where the major is sniped when walking onto the plane? :B
I'll cop out and say yes.
Quote from: Dakata
Quote from: Alan Garou on November 04, 2006, 08:35:43 AM
Is Dakata a boy or a girl? He/she/they keep switching, and it's really confusing me.
Can I answer this question, APFs? :3
Why are high-schoolers so stupid? :dface There're seniors at my school that make me feel like a friggin' GENIUS.
Who made chatspeak? D:< I wanna killz 'em.
Why is a 'D' a passing grade at my school? :B
Edit:
Why do I think these sound like *Censored*? :dface (They're TNBC songs...sung by P!ATD, MM and FOB.)
-This Is Halloween (Sung by Panic! At The Disco)
-This Is Halloween (Sung by Marilyn Manson)
-What's This? (Sung by Fall Out Boy)
No. Minus two points for trying. :U
Let's say it depends on the state. My psych teacher says your IQ goes up 10 points if you move from California to just about anywhere else in the country.
Hacker wannabes? That'd be my guess.
Lower standards for high school.
It's your taste in music. I can't say for myself since I can't listen to it at school nor do I feel like it.
Quote from: Aridas Soulfire
Can I have another cookie? someone ate mine.
You can have mine. I've lost my taste for them right now.
Quote from: ninjannihilator
How many people have yappities on their sigs?
A billyun. :P
Why do the power rangers just go away? I had enough of the fad now...
Quote from: Zedd on November 06, 2006, 03:58:28 PM
Why do the power rangers just go away? I had enough of the fad now...
You mean it's gone? :dface I wanted a Doggy Kruger/DekaMaster figure. :<
I like the monster-of-the-day thing, along with the "henshin a go-go, baby!"
Series will run just as long as they are popular (and one can milk some cash outa people with it).
I don't think the real question is so much why has Power Rangers still survived, seeing as how shows like Simpsons, South Park, and Lupin the 3rd are around just as long.
The real question is.....
After so many years, and so many millions/billions of dollars, why do the special effects still stink, the costumes still move about as fluently as a boulder through a 2-size too small hallway, and why has the acting still not improved?
is this (http://www.videosift.com/story.php?id=19513) as funny as I think it is? :-)
Why does that mime keep unzipping his pants?
I've heard that the megas has a button for just about everything. does it have a button that would allow someone to post without asking a question and get by with it?
also, why am I so shy in real life?
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on November 06, 2006, 07:01:09 PM
is this (http://www.videosift.com/story.php?id=19513) as funny as I think it is? :-)
I'm not looking! Nope, not gonna look...
Quote from: ×HaZ×MaT× on November 06, 2006, 07:03:22 PM
Why does that mime keep unzipping his pants?
Pants humor. When I rule the world it shall be a capitol crime.
Quote from: Kitsune Ascendant on November 06, 2006, 07:32:35 PM
I've heard that the megas has a button for just about everything. does it have a button that would allow someone to post without asking a question and get by with it?
also, why am I so shy in real life?
Perhaps. Want to chance it?
It is called survival instinct.
Quote from: ShadesFox on November 06, 2006, 08:56:23 PM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on November 06, 2006, 07:01:09 PM
is this (http://www.videosift.com/story.php?id=19513) as funny as I think it is? :-)
I'm not looking! Nope, not gonna look...
Quote from: ×HaZ×MaT× on November 06, 2006, 07:03:22 PM
Why does that mime keep unzipping his pants?
Pants humor. When I rule the world it shall be a capitol crime.
How did you answer Haz's question without looking at Llearch's video?
how many power ranger series did they have?
i lost could but i though magic force or was it mystic force was the last one.
why do i collect day on shows that i don't watch?
who will become the pirate king?
Where were you when Optimus Prime died?
Why does this board have one of the best emoticon sets around?
How much zinc would a monster drink if a monster could drink zinc?
Quote from: BillBuckner on November 06, 2006, 08:57:26 PM
Quote from: ShadesFox on November 06, 2006, 08:56:23 PM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on November 06, 2006, 07:01:09 PM
is this (http://www.videosift.com/story.php?id=19513) as funny as I think it is? :-)
I'm not looking! Nope, not gonna look...
Quote from: ×HaZ×MaT× on November 06, 2006, 07:03:22 PM
Why does that mime keep unzipping his pants?
Pants humor. When I rule the world it shall be a capitol crime.
How did you answer Haz's question without looking at Llearch's video?
Inference. With an oracle's fire.
Quote from: e_voyager on November 06, 2006, 09:25:51 PM
how many power ranger series did they have?
i lost could but i though magic force or was it mystic force was the last one.
why do i collect day on shows that i don't watch?
who will become the pirate king?
To date, at least 30 series have been made in Japan. Too bad the database I found doesn't have a complete monster of the day thing. That'd be one of the most coolest things for me.
In America at least, if the merchandise is anything to go by.
It's your way of being a packrat.
Not you, slim. :P
Quote from: King Of Hearts on November 07, 2006, 05:54:59 AM
Where were you when Optimus Prime died?
I was out craving raviolis in meat sauce. Still am.
Quote from: Supercheese on November 07, 2006, 05:30:53 PM
Why does this board have one of the best emoticon sets around?
Stealing. O : 3
Quote from: Alan Garou on November 07, 2006, 08:01:14 PM
How much zinc would a monster drink if a monster could drink zinc?
Enough to create an uproar in the market. But that can easily be fixed, with the right tools...
does the letter M mean anything to you?
If you were to read tha back of a cerial box, what would you find most scary?
Quote from: GabrielsThoughts on November 07, 2006, 09:25:51 PM
If you were to read tha back of a cerial box, what would you find most scary?
.. a cereal killer?
Is Kirby a he or she..Or a heshe or shehe or hermaphrodite? O.o
Does Ink ever get any hugs?
Is the toaster from 'The Brave LIttle Toaster' a he or a she..Or a heshe or shehe or hermaphrodite? O.o
I'll give a cookie if anyone can geuss about how often I answer questions here. :P I will dock you if you don't ask questions though. Moving on.
Quote from: GabrielsThoughts on November 07, 2006, 09:25:51 PM
does the letter M mean anything to you?
If you were to read tha back of a cerial box, what would you find most scary?
I forgot if M was the roman numeral for 1000 or if X was.
The fact that someone in the factory can't spell "pliathorium" correctly. Pliathorium's the number one preventer of slushie-induced hallucinations, man! :dface Not platorium! That one can cause serious burns by keyboard face.
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna
Quote from: GabrielsThoughts on November 07, 2006, 09:25:51 PM
If you were to read tha back of a cerial box, what would you find most scary?
.. a cereal killer?
Quote
I'm Joe and I'm here to wash away the bad taste,
sahr. :3
Quote from: Zedd
Is Kirby a he or she..Or a heshe or shehe or hermaphrodite? O.o
Let's just say it's a he AND a living gumball that can fly and swallow things that ought to get him a circus job.
Quote from: KarlOmega1
Does Ink ever get any hugs?
Well, if his little narrative I was shown is any indication, yes to some extent. But do you really want to?
Quote from: ×HaZ×MaT×
Is the toaster from 'The Brave LIttle Toaster' a he or a she..Or a heshe or shehe or hermaphrodite? O.o
I'm saying a he. And that the junk seller's a freak.
You mean the fat guy with the big truck and the dog named Quadroped?
Quote from: Roureem Egas on November 08, 2006, 03:23:24 PM
I'll give a cookie if anyone can geuss about how often I answer questions here. :P I will dock you if you don't ask questions though.
What's a geuss?
And it looks like about once a day, to me. At least, over the previous couple days. There's a 4 hour variance, though, and before that, you answered twice in one day, then missed four days...
Quote from: Roureem Egas on November 08, 2006, 03:23:24 PM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna
Quote from: GabrielsThoughts on November 07, 2006, 09:25:51 PM
If you were to read tha back of a cerial box, what would you find most scary?
.. a cereal killer?
I'm Joe and I'm here to wash away the bad taste, sahr. :3
Quote
You know if you remove the "link=topic=1323.msg58667#msg58667 date=1162991580" bit, it messes up the quotes?
And you have to add a quote-endquote set after it to show what else is happening? :-)
What is the airspeed velocity of a wingless falling sparrow after 5 seconds, neglecting air resistance?
What does this quote mean to you?
QuoteI thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes. Or maybe I shouldn't.
How does one get a chihuahua to shut up?
why does eating the devil's fruit make you a hammer in the water?
Quote from: Alan Garou on November 08, 2006, 07:44:23 PMHow does one get a chihuahua to shut up?
Couldn't you just get Dakata to kick it? :3
Quote from: Hazzy on November 08, 2006, 03:31:41 PM
You mean the fat guy with the big truck and the dog named Quadroped?
Pretty much. I haven't watched the movie in forever.
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on November 08, 2006, 04:53:01 PM
Quote from: Roureem Egas on November 08, 2006, 03:23:24 PM
I'll give a cookie if anyone can geuss about how often I answer questions here. :P I will dock you if you don't ask questions though.
What's a geuss?
And it looks like about once a day, to me. At least, over the previous couple days. There's a 4 hour variance, though, and before that, you answered twice in one day, then missed four days...
Quote from: Roureem Egas on November 08, 2006, 03:23:24 PM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on November 08, 2006, 08:13:00 AM
Quote from: GabrielsThoughts on November 07, 2006, 09:25:51 PM
If you were to read tha back of a cerial box, what would you find most scary?
.. a cereal killer?
I'm Joe and I'm here to wash away the bad taste, sahr. :3
You know if you remove the "link=topic=1323.msg58667#msg58667 date=1162991580" bit, it messes up the quotes?
And you have to add a quote-endquote set after it to show what else is happening? :-)
I had a typo on that bit. And no.
I blame the school computers for that one. It can't insert quotes beyond the first so I have to type in the rest manually.
Quote from: Alan Garou on November 08, 2006, 07:44:23 PM
What is the airspeed velocity of a wingless falling sparrow after 5 seconds, neglecting air resistance?
What does this quote mean to you?
QuoteI thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes. Or maybe I shouldn't.
How does one get a chihuahua to shut up?
That would depend on the weight of the bird. Why it's even like that to begin with, I won't ask.
Another meaningless line in one of the most mind-numbing books ever.
How do you get any dog to shut up? I wouldn't really know. I should ask the next time I see one of my friends.
Quote from: e_voyager on November 08, 2006, 10:20:41 PM
why does eating the devil's fruit make you a hammer in the water?
All that extra weight in one concentrated locale.
Quote from: Hazzy on November 08, 2006, 10:39:25 PM
Quote from: Alan Garou on November 08, 2006, 07:44:23 PMHow does one get a chihuahua to shut up?
Couldn't you just get Dakata to kick it? :3
Can you?
Edit: Now it looks better. Finally.
What is your greatest fear?
What is your greatest fantasy?
And why, oh why didn't I take the Blue Pill?!
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e108/DeinonychusDen/piratesvsninjas.jpg
Why do I get teh 404 o' death when I go to http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/ ?!
Why don't I get teh 404 o' death when I go to http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/ ?!
Why doesn't Bill like italics?
what is the power of a dream?
who came up with the punk kiry smiley?
why do i scary people when i talk about my past or linguist short coming?
who is the invisible man?
Quote from: KarlOmega1 on November 08, 2006, 11:28:21 PM
What is your greatest fear?
What is your greatest fantasy?
And why, oh why didn't I take the Blue Pill?!
Spiders is the first thing in mind.
All my dreams are my greatest fantasies. :B
Indecent exposure.
Quote from: King Of Hearts on November 09, 2006, 05:56:05 AM
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e108/DeinonychusDen/piratesvsninjas.jpg
The side that has more fireworks. :3
Quote from: Supercheese on November 10, 2006, 01:55:46 PM
Why do I get teh 404 o' death when I go to http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/ ?!
For an "O TEH DRAMA" moment. Afterwards, it's to piss off everyone.
Quote from: Hazzenschnitzer on November 10, 2006, 02:00:14 PM
Why don't I get teh 404 o' death when I go to http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/ ?!
Why doesn't Bill like italics?
The stupid don't recognize a changing face.
Where'd this come from?
Quote from: e_voyager on November 10, 2006, 06:31:51 PM
what is the power of a dream?
who came up with the punk kiry smiley?
why do i scary people when i talk about my past or linguist short coming?
who is the invisible man?
The hope of a new dawn.
I dunno. It looks awful to me.
Fear's is an odd reaction.
Your mom. :B
Wherefore art the Snowdens of yesteryear?
Who went and spoiled her, who indeed?
Who had to give her everything?
Who turned her into such a brat?
Who are the culprits?
Who did that?
Why is Ink such an asshole?
Whats the best way freezing orcs?
And lastely....Can I have John Handcock?
Why does almost every mattress company start with an 'S'?
Why hasn't anyone ever figured out the speed of dark?
What is the exact sound of lemon meringue pie hitting the ground at Mach 2?
Any clue on what's causing the giant storm on Saturn?
The speed of dark would be the speed of light, right? Because the speed at which darkness fills a room would be the speed at which light leaves a room.
Am I smart? :3
(BTW, I didn't technically answer his question. :P Loop-holes, FTW!)
Loopholes get punished. May I watch?
Who says loop-holes get punished?
I tried it before, didn't I?
(Bad effort, soz.)
Why are you asking me? I'm not an APF. :P
Is Bill a bad mod?
(edited, because Haz can't spell. D:)
Is Bill going to change Haz's name? Or is Haz changing it back? :-)
... does anyone other than Amber know where she might be going with the comic? Or with Abel's Story?
Okay, screw the pattern. NO COOKIES! D:<
Quote from: Alan Garou on November 11, 2006, 11:11:00 AM
Wherefore art the Snowdens of yesteryear?
Who went and spoiled her, who indeed?
Who had to give her everything?
Who turned her into such a brat?
Who are the culprits?
Who did that?
IT IS THE EAST, AND JULIETTE THE SUN!
Who is this "her?"
[spam]
[spam]
[spam] pbbth
Quote from: Zedd on November 11, 2006, 07:24:39 PM
Why is Ink such an asshole?
Whats the best way freezing orcs?
And lastely....Can I have John Handcock?
Being calm and aloof can do that, especially when you like to play head games.
Take a leaf outta Dan's book. >:3
No. Now gimme lunch money.
Quote from: Hazzenschnitzer on November 11, 2006, 07:36:01 PM
Why does almost every mattress company start with an 'S'?
'Z' was taken under custody on the charge of selling drugs, like endorphin.
Quote from: TheGreyRonin on November 11, 2006, 07:44:24 PM
Why hasn't anyone ever figured out the speed of dark?
What is the exact sound of lemon meringue pie hitting the ground at Mach 2?
Any clue on what's causing the giant storm on Saturn?
Because Garfield defines that. However long he takes to get to his bed after turning off the light is the speed of dark.
"Zoldpe."
Congestion. There's no Advil around. :<
Quote from: Hazzenschnitzer on November 11, 2006, 07:53:21 PM
The speed of dark would be the speed of light, right? Because the speed at which darkness fills a room would be the speed at which light leaves a room.
Am I smart? :3
(BTW, I didn't technically answer his question. :P Loop-holes, FTW!)
Where's the idiot fan? Minus four points!
Quote from: BillBuckner on November 11, 2006, 07:53:48 PM
Loopholes get punished. May I watch?
Kinky. :P
Quote from: Hazzenschnitzer on November 11, 2006, 07:54:23 PM
Who says loop-holes get punished?
The great flame we have out back. It's also good for making hot dogs.
Quote from: BillBuckner on November 11, 2006, 07:54:53 PM
I tried it before, didn't I?
(Bad effort, soz.)
Out of my mind. It never happened...pretty much. :B
Quote from: Hazzenschnitzer on November 11, 2006, 07:56:00 PM
Why are you asking me? I'm not an APF. :P
Is Bill a bad mod?
(edited, because Haz can't spell. D:)
I still haven't found the idiot fan, so minus three points! D8<
No, he's a hard ass. :B
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on November 11, 2006, 08:23:26 PM
Is Bill going to change Haz's name? Or is Haz changing it back? :-)
... does anyone other than Amber know where she might be going with the comic? Or with Abel's Story?
I dunno.
Not in the loop, even who would be, if at all. Too many commas. :p
Quote from: Hazzenschnitzer on November 11, 2006, 07:36:01 PM
Why does almost every mattress company start with an 'S'?
Hasn't this already been asked before?
Quote from: Roureem Egas on November 08, 2006, 03:23:24 PM
I'll give a cookie if anyone can guess about how often I answer questions here. :P I will dock you if you don't ask questions though.
"Too often" ?
In reverse order, excluding the latest one, you're looking at this:
2006-11-11, 06:40:09
2006-11-09, 04:18:21
2006-11-08, 20:23:01
2006-11-08, 01:59:47
2006-11-06, 21:02:10
2006-11-06, 20:31:25
2006-11-03, 06:00:04
2006-10-31, 00:26:13
2006-10-31, 00:19:22
2006-10-30, 19:48:35
2006-10-21, 04:41:31
2006-10-17, 06:46:39
2006-10-17, 01:26:30
If anyone else can see a pattern to that, you're a better man than I, Gunga Din.
I even looked at reply numbers, but no, no pattern there either.
Is there a clean, simple answer, Roureem? That isn't facetious, I mean... Although I'd be happy with that, too :-)
Quote from: Aridas Soulfire on November 11, 2006, 09:16:32 PM
Quote from: Hazzenschnitzer on November 11, 2006, 07:36:01 PM
Why does almost every mattress company start with an 'S'?
Hasn't this already been asked before?
I don't remember. :T
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on November 11, 2006, 09:28:30 PM
Quote from: Roureem Egas on November 08, 2006, 03:23:24 PM
I'll give a cookie if anyone can guess about how often I answer questions here. :P I will dock you if you don't ask questions though.
"Too often" ?
In reverse order, excluding the latest one, you're looking at this:
2006-11-11, 06:40:09
2006-11-09, 04:18:21
2006-11-08, 20:23:01
2006-11-08, 01:59:47
2006-11-06, 21:02:10
2006-11-06, 20:31:25
2006-11-03, 06:00:04
2006-10-31, 00:26:13
2006-10-31, 00:19:22
2006-10-30, 19:48:35
2006-10-21, 04:41:31
2006-10-17, 06:46:39
2006-10-17, 01:26:30
If anyone else can see a pattern to that, you're a better man than I, Gunga Din.
I even looked at reply numbers, but no, no pattern there either.
Is there a clean, simple answer, Roureem? That isn't facetious, I mean... Although I'd be happy with that, too :-)
The pattern I was shooting for was every 5 unanswered posts, give ignoring some of the odd posts I had here and there. Then I left for part of the day and there were 7. So screw it. :P
Is RE calling me an idiot? :cry
If so, why? D:
Why is the apostrophe key so close to the enter key?
Why do all Nascar cars look the same no matter what the make/model?
who is changing hazes name since i think he said it wasn't him?
is it true that i have a strange aura?
why do animals like me so much they pets will listen to me over there owner
If Jyrras complains so much about his height, why doesn't he do anything about it?
Would you consider boredom to be contagious?
Why did Roureem recognized neither the Catch-22 reference nor the Veruca Salt song?
What would the Oompa-loompa-doompadee do?
If you aimed an industrial laser at a mirror, would the beam cut through the mirror, or be reflected?
Why are some people stupid sometimes?
Who catches fire quicker Ari or the girl next door?
What if someone hotwired a tablet to Ambers arm?
Do you like fluffy warm waffles?
Quote from: Hazzmatazz on November 11, 2006, 11:46:01 PM
Is RE calling me an idiot? :cry
If so, why? D:
Why is the apostrophe key so close to the enter key?
Why do all Nascar cars look the same no matter what the make/model?
Probably.
Because you aren't setting anything on fire right now! You should fix that!
Because the keyboard designers hate you. After all, you still haven't set anything on fire.
Because there are rules and regulations that tell you what you can and can't do with a car, and given those regulations the current design is about as good as it gets.
Quote from: e_voyager on November 12, 2006, 12:12:21 AM
who is changing hazes name since i think he said it wasn't him?
is it true that i have a strange aura?
why do animals like me so much they pets will listen to me over there owner
Haz maybbe?
Yes, you do. It is called, the funk.
It has everything to do with the funk.
Quote from: Ronin Foxtail on November 12, 2006, 01:05:07 AM
If Jyrras complains so much about his height, why doesn't he do anything about it?
Would you consider boredom to be contagious?
Growth experements tend to end unpleasently.
Yes.
Quote from: Alan Garou on November 12, 2006, 11:06:04 AM
Why did Roureem recognized neither the Catch-22 reference nor the Veruca Salt song?
What would the Oompa-loompa-doompadee do?
If you aimed an industrial laser at a mirror, would the beam cut through the mirror, or be reflected?
Eh, maybe they were to obscure.
Lift a car with his bare hands and throw it.
Cut the mirror. The rate of reflection isn't high enough to withstand the energy output of an industrial laser, of the cutting sort.
Quote from: KarlOmega1 on November 12, 2006, 02:28:39 PM
Why are some people stupid sometimes?
Must run in the family I guess.
Quote from: Zedd on November 12, 2006, 02:35:46 PM
Who catches fire quicker Ari or the girl next door?
What if someone hotwired a tablet to Ambers arm?
Do you like fluffy warm waffles?
Not sure. Hey Haz! I got a project for you! And it will solve your not on fire problem!
She would go around, "I am Amber borg!" and beat you do death.
Maybe.
where did ice cream come from?
ehat is the best style of music?
Quote from: ShadesFox on November 12, 2006, 09:37:02 PMHey Haz! I got a project for you! And it will solve your not on fire problem!
She would go around, "I am Amber borg!" and beat you do death.
Maybe.
WTF are you talking about?
Who is 'she'?
And how would that solve my 'not on fire 'problem' '?
why to some people want everything?
why is my power balanced?
why is it that limitless potential is never realized?
Quote from: Snazzy Hazzy on November 12, 2006, 10:15:31 PM
Quote from: ShadesFox on November 12, 2006, 09:37:02 PMHey Haz! I got a project for you! And it will solve your not on fire problem!
She would go around, "I am Amber borg!" and beat you do death.
Maybe.
WTF are you talking about?
Who is 'she'?
And how would that solve my 'not on fire 'problem' '?
Isn't it obvious? He's just added you to his to-set-on-fire list.
Amber, of course.
The answer is staring into your face. Run away before it stops staring and starts burning.
Quote from: e_voyager on November 13, 2006, 05:27:34 AM
why to some people want everything?
why is my power balanced?
why is it that limitless potential is never realized?
Because they're gluttons.
Please specify.
Moo. The real difficulty lies in figuring out whether something is limitless or not, and no one has come out with a good way to prove it.
Is anyone ever going to ask a serious question on this thread?
If so, is it going to get a serious answer?
Is the answer going to be relevant?
Relevant to what?
*grin*
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on November 13, 2006, 08:41:15 AM
Is anyone ever going to ask a serious question on this thread?
If so, is it going to get a serious answer?
Is the answer going to be relevant?
Relevant to what?
*grin*
I suppose so. It happens from time to time.
Some eventually will. Whether a serious question gets a serious answer or not is random. The chance of a serious answer is low, but it exists.
Of course.
To our amusement.
:mowcookie cookie?
do certain places have a sanity half-life? that is, if you go there for a certain period of time, do you lose half your sanity? if so, what's the sanity half-life of this board? of living in a crowded city?
if there was a society that treasured insanity, would the sane poeple get locked up, or would they have heart attacks before this could happen?
my sister thinks the cheeze in anything like a cheeze-it is radioactive. is this true?
what's the square root of i?
if I kick a proton in the neutrons, will it lose it's electrons?
what are your top five fave webcomics?
Does Charline have a poppa?
Would there be new faces to meet soon?
And will I ever get my check?
Is there a way to convert a pokemon game so that it works on a TI-84 Plus Silver Editon calculator? If so, where is it, and if not, who can you find that can figure out a way?
Why am I obsessed with the fact that Miles "Tails" Prower was supposed to be a girl, then got masculinated a few days before the release date?
Why are Japanese such pervs (Specifically anime)?
How do I hide all of the evidence against me?
have you ever heard of a pantless cafe? (no joke i was reading a magazine and there said some author was writing a book on it with pictures. the magazine was wired and i can probably link to the article online if you wish)
why am i denied learning of these things until it's to late?
why is the WB now the CW?
do you miss UPN?
What is a bag of holding?
I'm still wondering why my bag of holding feels sticky when I put my hand inside of it.
Quote from: Kitsune Ascendant on November 15, 2006, 07:47:03 PM
:mowcookie cookie?
do certain places have a sanity half-life? that is, if you go there for a certain period of time, do you lose half your sanity? if so, what's the sanity half-life of this board? of living in a crowded city?
if there was a society that treasured insanity, would the sane poeple get locked up, or would they have heart attacks before this could happen?
my sister thinks the cheeze in anything like a cheeze-it is radioactive. is this true?
what's the square root of i?
if I kick a proton in the neutrons, will it lose it's electrons?
what are your top five fave webcomics?
Why yes, thank you!
Sanity is overrated. This forum has a halflife of ~3.14 days. Incidentally big cities tend to have an approximate halflife around 3.14 years, but it varies greatly from city to city.
They'd succumb to insanity sooner or later.
No way. You'ld have to wear a lead-shield inside otherwise.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/math/1/6/0/160a5b4ac79375bd4c5e13c0f3a95f73.png)i
You can't Neutrino it. It'll Gluon them back in place.
It's unfair against all the others which I like a lot too, but I'll give you my top ten.
In alphabetic order:
A Doemain of our Own
A Miracle of Science
Catena
Cross Time Cafe
Digger
DMFA
Dominic Deegan
Freefall
Furfire
Hellbound
Kevin & Kell
Namir Deiter
Schlock Mercenary
Suburban Jungle
Quote from: Zedd on November 16, 2006, 09:50:13 PM
Does Charline have a poppa?
Would there be new faces to meet soon?
And will I ever get my check?
You should pay more attention in your biology class.
No. Faces tend to stick to people, and it's good this way.
If you practice enough, you might even get a check mate once in a while.
Quote from: Alan Garou on November 16, 2006, 10:03:55 PM
Is there a way to convert a pokemon game so that it works on a TI-84 Plus Silver Editon calculator? If so, where is it, and if not, who can you find that can figure out a way?
Why am I obsessed with the fact that Miles "Tails" Prower was supposed to be a girl, then got masculinated a few days before the release date?
No. A local geek.
*puts on 'Sigmund Freud'-beard*
So, tell me about your mother...
Quote from: HaZ×MaT on November 18, 2006, 01:16:01 AM
Why are Japanese such pervs (Specifically anime)?
It just seems that way. We don't associate animé as adult material, but as kiddie-stuff. If you look at other media around where you are, you'll find plenty pervy stuff too. It's just that the japanese use other media for it than we do.
Quote from: Jim Halisstrad on November 18, 2006, 01:17:10 AM
How do I hide all of the evidence against me?
Hiding it is starting on the wrong end. You shouldn't leave any in the first place. Much easier.
Quote from: e_voyager on November 18, 2006, 01:31:16 AM
have you ever heard of a pantless cafe? (no joke i was reading a magazine and there said some author was writing a book on it with pictures. the magazine was wired and i can probably link to the article online if you wish)
why am i denied learning of these things until it's to late?
why is the WB now the CW?
do you miss UPN?
What is a bag of holding?
No. And no thanks.
It's a big masterplan to leave you clueless about the important things in life.
They changed their name.
No. I didn't recieve it here anyway.
It's kinda like Hammerspace - only much roomier.
Quote from: Manawolf on November 19, 2006, 03:35:06 AM
I'm still wondering why my bag of holding feels sticky when I put my hand inside of it.
Just because you can stick anything in there doesn't mean you should, you know.
Why does Dakata's bannana have legs?
How thick could a pancake be before it was considered a cake?
Why can't pirates and ninjas get along? :mowninja
Why did they bother to invent a symbol for the square root of -1?
Where does Shadesfox buy his lighters?
Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?
Is it just me, or does Xze-Xze's avatar look like a pokeball?
Which game will sell more, The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess or Gears of War?
What would you do if someone Questioned your powers as a GM (if you were a GM of an RP)?
if i were to incarnate into a cubi life forum what kind of emotions would i have an affinity for keeping in mind i'm allergic to fear?
why do people fear the consequences of their actions but refuse to change?
i say time and time again that i have no remorse having read any of my poems at here (http://www.eliander.deviantart.com) do you agree?
is it true that as much as i creep people out that i'm not all that strange? (it's something i read it pay)
Quote from: Alan Garou on November 19, 2006, 12:15:26 PM
Why does Dakata's bannana have legs?
How thick could a pancake be before it was considered a cake?
Why can't pirates and ninjas get along? :mowninja
Why did they bother to invent a symbol for the square root of -1?
Where does Shadesfox buy his lighters?
Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?
Is it just me, or does Xze-Xze's avatar look like a pokeball?
To boogie all night long. :) DANCE BANANA DANCE!
Hey, if it's bigger than any of your fingers, it's too thick to be a pancake in my book.
CAUSE I DID IT MY WAY! [/badsinging]
The irrational, the unreachable, the theory of numbers...
He doesn't need a lighter, man! He's just that cool! :dface I do occasionally hand him some fireworks from time to time. He could even get an old wet one to work with enough fire.
Maybe.
I dunno. :P
Quote from: ninjannihilator
Which game will sell more, The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess or Gears of War?
I'm guessing the new Legend of Zelda.
Quote from: KarlOmega1
What would you do if someone Questioned your powers as a GM (if you were a GM of an RP)?
I wouldn't
be a GM to begin with. Too much to handle. And based on what I see on your RP style, I think it's a bit over the top anyway. Much better than what I first remember though.
Quote from: e_voyager
if i were to incarnate into a cubi life forum what kind of emotions would i have an affinity for keeping in mind i'm allergic to fear?
why do people fear the consequences of their actions but refuse to change?
i say time and time again that i have no remorse having read any of my poems at here do you agree?
is it true that as much as i creep people out that i'm not all that strange? (it's something i read it pay)
You would know that already if you know you're allergic to fear. :P
Ingrained patterns.
I find it difficult to read your posts at time, honestly. :< I'm too much of a spelling freak to see much if I come across a bunch of errors, even if I do know the circumstances.
That honestly surprises me. Nothing you do struck me as disturbing in any way and you don't have a penchant for gory or creepy avatars. To be fair, I've been called dense before, one of those times by a little bratty 12-year-old. Not too chuffed about it, really. <<
What does it mean to fake your own death and wake up tingling?
Where's Rowne? :<
Has Amber picked up a Canadian accent, yet? I was only there for 5 days and found myself saying 'soory.'
Why do people always type/write 'ect.' instead of 'etc.'?
Isn't this (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v451/xHaZxMaTx/Smilies/img_208943_06_tn1024.jpg) sexy? So much raw power. >:3 It's not enough to look at it, though. Get one rolling by and the sound is just... :O You can feel the rumble in your chest and the ground beneath your feet is like an earthquake. Please excuse me while I change my pants...
How come now I only post about one or two times each time I come here now?
Is my ex an idiot if he keeps IMing me and flirting with me, even though we broke up because he kept groping other "people', staring at other "people" and TALKING about other "people" he liked? D: And he won't leave me alone when I tell him to **** off. (I'd block him, but he's an idiot who'll just make more screennames. Or bother me on GaiaOnline/Neopets/Ect. >:[ )
Is he a really stupid idiot if he keeps calling me a "retard" whenever I say furry/furries instead of furre/furres? :/ Aren't they the same friggin' thing?
How is it possible that someone who's like a half a year older than me is stupider than me, less mature than me, and just....TOO stupid for words? *Twitch*
How come everyone (except me 'cuz I suck XP) and their grandma has a boyfriend/girlfriend at my school? :U I can't flirt with any cute boys without worrying about them having a girlfriend who'll kick my tushie!
Are the APFs lazy? :U
Should I be scared if my grade in English class is an A? (I usually fail at that class. :dface )
Should I be scared if I'm passing Biology too? :U (Yep, I usually fail at Biology too.)
If one of my teachers tried to look at my grades, accidently looked at my cousin's grades, was impressed, and thought that I should do as good as her, should I be mad? :U And should I be madder if she (teacher) keeps saying "You should try to be more like your cousin!" everytime I have a C/D/E?
Ok, out of the Up, Down, Strange, Charm, Bottom, and Top Quarks... which one would win in a free for all fight.
based on you previous statement i must ask : is it okay to assume that a current character trait such as a phobia or allergy will carry over as you changer species?
where can i find the song rainbow star( i think that's the name of it) form the 280 episodes of one piece?
Why is Jello so unstable?
Is it the best time to panic?
And why is it not good to fill up on bread?
Could you describe Vogonity in no less than 20 words for me?
Quote from: Aridas Soulfire on November 23, 2006, 05:18:54 PM
Could you describe Vogonity in no less than 20 words for me?
What the heck is Vogonity?
Why do people choose to be mimes?
How do I beat the Ghost in Pokemon Tower in Pokemon Fire Red?
Quote from: Aridas Soulfire on November 23, 2006, 05:18:54 PM
Could you describe Vogonity in no less than 20 words for me?
No, the nature of vogonity does not accomodate a brief or summarized version.
I am lazy, so someone else will need to answer the remaining questions... :P
May I answer the remaining questions?
No, Bill, you may not, and you should know that.
...
We could always make them explode.
Exploding questions? Excellent... I'll just enable my "large Ray of Causing things to Explode" and aim it at the questions and then leave, trusting to a few, easily defeatable lackeys to ensure the destruction.
Are the lackeys exploding too?
They ARE lackeys you know... sometimes the exploding just happens.
What is the definition of APF?
Lazy Cheaters. :P
Quote from: HaZ×MaT on November 26, 2006, 12:54:31 AM
What is the definition of APF?
Lazy Cheaters. :P
With FIRE!
Who do you think is the sexiest character in the DMFA comics?
Can you please not answer the above question? :dface
I'm sure they can.
Will they?
Why is Llearch so pretentious?
Quote from: BillBuckner on November 26, 2006, 06:09:52 PM
Can you please not answer the above question? :dface
Don't worry. I wouldn't want all the other girls to be mad at me, so I won't. >:3
Quote from: BillBuckner on November 26, 2006, 06:17:42 PM
Why is Llearch so pretentious?
Because he has fun that way.
How can free will co exist with divine pre-ordination?
If Batman dies, would the joker be happy?
Quote from: King Of Hearts on November 27, 2006, 06:04:24 AM
How can free will co exist with divine pre-ordination?
If Batman dies, would the joker be happy?
I guess there could be a balance between both, where some things are pre-ordained and others are left to free will. I don't believe in divine pre-ordination, but it's a possibility.
Yes, especially if he's the one who gets to kill him.
have you ever considered that you may have an eternal rival?
if you do have one would you like to meet them?
Quote from: e_voyager on November 27, 2006, 06:29:53 AM
have you ever considered that you may have an eternal rival?
if you do have one would you like to meet them?
Can rivals be rivals if they don't know about each other?
Isn't that asking poor e_voyager to break the rules?
can i answer a question about rivalry with out incurring wrath?
why do some people always assume the worse?
if batman gets pulled over, does he whip out his bruce wayne ID? or does he have another ID that says man, bat?
for that matter, would he even pull over?
:eek :blink :boggle :aack :erk which one?
Quote from: e_voyager on November 27, 2006, 07:57:55 AM
can i answer a question about rivalry with out incurring wrath?
why do some people always assume the worse?
Yes you can answer it, but I can't guarantee a lack of wrath.
To be pleasantly surprised when it doesn't occur.
Quote from: Kitsune Ascendant on November 27, 2006, 07:49:02 PM
if batman gets pulled over, does he whip out his bruce wayne ID? or does he have another ID that says man, bat?
for that matter, would he even pull over?
:eek :blink :boggle :aack :erk which one?
Batman does not get pulled over... he has stealth.
Not normally, but if the plot requires it...
:tumbleweed
What is the price of redemption?
i saw A music video and not i have to ask: is salvation worth the price?
Quote from: Alan Garou on November 23, 2006, 09:43:32 PM
Quote from: Aridas Soulfire on November 23, 2006, 05:18:54 PM
Could you describe Vogonity in no less than 20 words for me?
What the heck is Vogonity?
Why do people choose to be mimes?
How do I beat the Ghost in Pokemon Tower in Pokemon Fire Red?
In addition, why did the APFs skip over these questions?
Quote from: King Of Hearts on December 01, 2006, 06:41:28 AM
What is the price of redemption?
$5.99 and self flagellation.
Quote from: e_voyager on December 01, 2006, 12:21:04 PM
i saw A music video and not i have to ask: is salvation worth the price?
What? You don't like being set on fire?
Quote from: Alan Garou on December 01, 2006, 09:18:00 PM
Quote from: Alan Garou on November 23, 2006, 09:43:32 PM
Quote from: Aridas Soulfire on November 23, 2006, 05:18:54 PM
Could you describe Vogonity in no less than 20 words for me?
What the heck is Vogonity?
Why do people choose to be mimes?
How do I beat the Ghost in Pokemon Tower in Pokemon Fire Red?
In addition, why did the APFs skip over these questions?
Shit happens ya know? Either missed or ignored. Maybe both.
How come Dmoon has -4000 karma points now? Dose everyone hate him or do other mods karma him to death?
I personally suspect that Darkmoon karmas himself to death. That's just me, though.
He can't. Well, not without looking up where it's stored and fiddling with it, which, I suppose, he could do.
I believe the other mods slap him down some.
... I'm still not sure why. It doesn't seem to stop him at all :-)
Are those two about to go through an extreme case of "OMGWTFBBQ"?
How come I can't seem to get the concept of 1+1=Fish?
Isn't it 2+2=Fish?
What do you do when the old man's gone, do you want to be him?
And when your real self sings this song, do you want to free him?
(Can you tell what song I'm listning to? :P )
Do you like Europe's "final Countdown"?
Whoops. Missed a question. Sorry, wrong thread. Forgot I wasn't supposed to answer.
Uh. Why is it that work sucks so badly? Why can't I get anyone there to listen to me? Well, apart from the ones that aren't in power?
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on December 02, 2006, 10:28:53 AM
He can't. Well, not without looking up where it's stored and fiddling with it, which, I suppose, he could do.
I believe the other mods slap him down some.
... I'm still not sure why. It doesn't seem to stop him at all :-)
I SMITE YOU WITH FIRE! :U
Quote from: Drake Manaweilder on December 02, 2006, 02:51:44 PM
Are those two about to go through an extreme case of "OMGWTFBBQ"?
How come I can't seem to get the concept of 1+1=Fish?
Eibbor is an AP member, though he hardly ever answers. Then again, he's hardly here anyway.
Because you must first understand that if you buy sushi on Tuesday, it will not rain on Thursday.
Quote from: HaZ×MaT on December 02, 2006, 02:53:37 PM
Isn't it 2+2=Fish?
No, 2+2 is 1. :3
Quote from: BillBuckner on December 02, 2006, 03:38:52 PM
What do you do when the old man's gone, do you want to be him?
And when your real self sings this song, do you want to free him?
(Can you tell what song I'm listning to? :P )
Buy me an ice cream cone. (No.)
Quote from: KarlOmega1 on December 02, 2006, 04:19:42 PM
Do you like Europe's "final Countdown"?
Don't feel like it.
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on December 02, 2006, 04:53:09 PM
Whoops. Missed a question. Sorry, wrong thread. Forgot I wasn't supposed to answer.
Uh. Why is it that work sucks so badly? Why can't I get anyone there to listen to me? Well, apart from the ones that aren't in power?
Holiday season fever. The all purpose excuse for crazy behavior.
Guess who's happy he put $20 on UCLA! :)
That's not a question, is it?
Quote from: Roureem Egas on December 02, 2006, 06:31:29 PM
Because you must first understand that if you buy sushi on Tuesday, it will not rain on Thursday.
Well , if that's the case, dosn't that mean if I steal 39Gil from an Imperial guard on Saturday, will I be needing those 3 Phonix downs next Friday?
...I've been playing too much FFXII today haven't I?
Why does modern society consider anything/anyone dressed in black satanic or think they cut themselves?
Who had enough genius to invent THIS?----> :boogie
Quote from: BillBuckner on December 02, 2006, 09:32:37 PM
Guess who's happy he put $20 on UCLA! :)
Does he have a gas mask and a santa hat with out the flaming tail?
Quote from: HaZ×MaT on December 02, 2006, 09:46:18 PM
That's not a question, is it?
Probably. But eh.
Quote from: Drake Manaweilder on December 02, 2006, 11:33:43 PM
Quote from: Roureem Egas on December 02, 2006, 06:31:29 PM
Because you must first understand that if you buy sushi on Tuesday, it will not rain on Thursday.
Well , if that's the case, dosn't that mean if I steal 39Gil from an Imperial guard on Saturday, will I be needing those 3 Phonix downs next Friday?
...I've been playing too much FFXII today haven't I?
No, that won't happen. Because you will kill that guardsmen in a cut scene, where Phonix downs don't work.
Definately. Have a kirby. :kirby
Quote from: vulpesweasel on December 03, 2006, 02:54:25 PM
Why does modern society consider anything/anyone dressed in black satanic or think they cut themselves?
Who had enough genius to invent THIS?----> :boogie
I'm having a hard time parsing that sentence. I think you are missing a comma or an is.
Anywho, I suppose that depends on how black. I've dressed in black shirts frequently and have never been accused of satanism. Most of the time when someone says I am satanic it is because of the ever burning crucifix I built in the yard.
Not sure. Need more cookies before I can answer that one.
Darkmoon can't fiddle with his own karma, just like I can't fiddle with mine. I'm actually the only moderator who can go in and edit karma, rather than just applause/smiting.
Ah, so it's -you- I need to butter up? :-)+)
Are these the cutest things you've seen?
:kittencute :bunnycry
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on December 05, 2006, 06:26:09 AM
Ah, so it's -you- I need to butter up? :-)+)
Yes, but not on this thread.
Quote from: FlameSword on December 06, 2006, 07:43:13 AM
Are these the cutest things you've seen?
:kittencute :bunnycry
Not really.
Why do the school site-filters block pictures of Sonic the Hedgehog under the pretense of "nudity" when there's nothing to see?
Probably because the characters don't wear any clothes apart from gloves and shoes.
Where's the sense in that?
There is no sense in it. It's another one of these overly protective measures that people seem so hell bent on introducing.
Why did the level of the monsters just jump up 12 in my game?
I'm getten killed here...
(edited for the mistake)
why do people seem to dislike liver and onions? when cooked well they can be quite tasty.
Quote from: Drake Manaweilder on December 06, 2006, 01:39:37 PM
Why did the level of the monsters just jump up 12 in my game?
I'm getten killed here...
(edited for the mistake)
The world hates you. :P
Quote from: e_voyager on December 06, 2006, 06:29:51 PM
why do people seem to dislike liver and onions? when cooked well they can be quite tasty.
Associations. Liver=poison filter and onion=bad breath.
Quote from: Roureem Egas on December 06, 2006, 07:07:17 PM
The world hates you.
It's a curse, isn't it?
Do I need to find more not-so-insane friends?
Yes, it is indeed a curse.
Depends. If you like the insane aspect of your friends, then there's no need to find some not-so-insane friends, unless you really want to.
Quote from: Alan Garou on December 01, 2006, 09:18:00 PM
Quote from: Alan Garou on November 23, 2006, 09:43:32 PM
Quote from: Aridas Soulfire on November 23, 2006, 05:18:54 PM
Could you describe Vogonity in no less than 20 words for me?
What the heck is Vogonity?
Why do people choose to be mimes?
How do I beat the Ghost in Pokemon Tower in Pokemon Fire Red?
In addition, why did the APFs skip over these questions?
'cause I didn't feel like answering them. I didn't really know what vogonity was except the process of being like Vogons.
Quote from: BillBuckner on December 02, 2006, 09:32:37 PM
Guess who's happy he put $20 on UCLA! :)
Guess who doesn't care? :B
has this thread changed?
It gets longer with every post.
So.. Yes, it changed.
:mowwink
I found out that the site filter people live in downtown, and you have to fill out a nonexistant form for a chance to see them. Any suggestions on how to correct this antiSonic abuse of blocking power?
What is zero divided by zero? :U
Why doesn't my math teacher want me to divide by zero?
Would she probably get mad if I divided zero by zero?
Would there be a PIME TARADOX if I divided zero by zero?
Why is math homework evil?
How come I have to have a heavy Biology book, but I don't even have to use half of the stuff in it? :dface
Why can't heavy school-books just be split into separate smaller books?
How come lockers at my school are next to our 7th hour class and not our 1st hour class? I asked one of my teachers, and she said "So kids don't miss the bus", but what about the people who have 1st hour on the other side of the school? :U I'm late for class almost every day, dangit! *Rants*
Shouldn't 0/0 be 1?
Can I answer Haz? I know the definitive... :<
why do people spend so much time online?
Quote from: Alan Garou on December 10, 2006, 11:01:50 AM
I found out that the site filter people live in downtown, and you have to fill out a nonexistant form for a chance to see them. Any suggestions on how to correct this antiSonic abuse of blocking power?
I'm gonna go for some all purpose answer. Because I'm lazy like that. :U So...*rummages through a jar*...I hear fire solves everything.
Quote from: Dakata on December 10, 2006, 01:18:10 PM
What is zero divided by zero? :U
Why doesn't my math teacher want me to divide by zero?
Would she probably get mad if I divided zero by zero?
Would there be a PIME TARADOX if I divided zero by zero?
Why is math homework evil?
How come I have to have a heavy Biology book, but I don't even have to use half of the stuff in it? :dface
Why can't heavy school-books just be split into separate smaller books?
How come lockers at my school are next to our 7th hour class and not our 1st hour class? I asked one of my teachers, and she said "So kids don't miss the bus", but what about the people who have 1st hour on the other side of the school? :U I'm late for class almost every day, dangit! *Rants*
Don't remember, don't really care.
It messes with the laws of nature! :dface
I quote Fred Fredburger on this. "Yes!"
No, there'd be a son nequiter.
Because it can. >:]
Since education is supposed to be legislated (over here anyways), I blame the state.
TREE KILLER! :dface
It's not done in a logical way. From what I hear, locker assignment involves a dartboard and games of 20 questions.
Quote from: HaZ×MaT on December 10, 2006, 05:13:32 PM
Shouldn't 0/0 be 1?
It's snickerdoodle.
Quote from: BillBuckner on December 10, 2006, 05:15:31 PM
Can I answer Haz? I know the definitive... :<
If it's in a PM. I'm lazy tonight. :p
Quote from: e_voyager on December 10, 2006, 08:03:39 PM
why do people spend so much time online?
I have no life. And I missed a chance to be with some friends because of a stupid essay. :<
Quote from: HaZ×MaT on December 10, 2006, 05:13:32 PM
Shouldn't 0/0 be 1?
I know that this was already answered, but I just can't help it. The truth is so much fun when it causes heads to explode.
The answer is 'no, but it is kind of close.' I'm guessing that you are thinking of the case where n/n = 1. You are asking about f(x)/f(x) for lim(x->c) where f(x) evaluates to n.
However, you are in luck, since lim(x->c)f(x) = lim(x->c)f(x) = 0 we can do some magic here. The magic (better known as L'Hôpital's rule) being that f(x)/f(x) for lim(x->c) = f'(x)/f'(x) for lim(x->c). f'(x) is 1. So we get 1/1 which is one. And since f(x)/f(x) for lim(x->c) = f'(x)/f'(x) for lim(x->c) then we can say that f(x)/f(x) for lim(x->c) approaches 1, though it never actually is 1.
Hmm... If the prefix "un" means "not" or "contrary to", does that make me an undead?
what's better, zombies or vampires?
is there a way for a vampire to switch minds with a living person and without killing either the host or the vampire?
why do i fear being made a member of the undead?
Quote from: James StarRunner on December 11, 2006, 12:44:45 PM
Hmm... If the prefix "un" means "not" or "contrary to", does that make me an undead?
Unfortunately not. :< Zombies are so cool. :zombiekun2
Quote from: vulpesweasel on December 11, 2006, 06:33:32 PM
what's better, zombies or vampires?
Dude! I can't believe you'd even ask that! Nothing, and I mean nothing, beats hordes of animated but rotting flesh shambling toward you moaning creepily.
Quote from: GabrielsThoughts on December 11, 2006, 06:55:09 PM
is there a way for a vampire to switch minds with a living person and without killing either the host or the vampire?
Dagg, I dunno.
Vampires don't traditionally have any method to switch minds with normal people in the first place, do they? I've heard of brainwashing and such, but never that. Hmm... An interesting concept.
Quote from: e_voyager on December 11, 2006, 07:14:55 PM
why do i fear being made a member of the undead?
Abject foolishness? Or maybe just an unusual desire to stay alive or something. Sounds like a lame reason to me, though! Undeath has so much going for it! Join today! :D http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?Eibborn
Eibbor_N do you realize that i am a robot and a robot that is destroyed in Battle a lot and fights entire armies right? ( well technology i'm not the robot but the energy powering the life force of a copy of said robot..)
Then how would you be turned into a zombie?
Is yelling "Freebird" still cool?
What am I doing still awake?
Why are most forumites nocturnal?
How many waffles could one fit in the bed of a pickup truck?
Why is this icon :januscat called Januscat?
How do mathematicians know for sure that Pi isn't just a fraction with really huge numbers?
What does my cat love to sleep inside the bathtub box?
Why did Alan's bathtub come in a box?
what does it take more the vaporization to kill Zero?
Why is E trying to kill his brother?
Why does it feel like it's Friday?
Quote from: HaZ×MaT on December 13, 2006, 05:22:54 PM
Why does it feel like it's Friday?
you too huh?
What do you think is the most annoying status ailment in Final Fantasy?
Ok, I've let this sit for long enough. There's a bunch of posts here at any rate. <.<
Quote from: e_voyager on December 11, 2006, 09:22:18 PM
Eibbor_N do you realize that i am a robot and a robot that is destroyed in Battle a lot and fights entire armies right? ( well technology i'm not the robot but the energy powering the life force of a copy of said robot..)
Passed over as this is directed at someone specific on the team. That, and it's difficult to read.
Quote from: HaZ×MaT on December 11, 2006, 09:33:38 PM
Then how would you be turned into a zombie?
Downgrade, go!
Quote from: BillBuckner on December 11, 2006, 09:35:16 PM
Is yelling "Freebird" still cool?
I'd probably be hearing it then. I hear
OVER NINE THOUSAND seems to be getting around.
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on December 11, 2006, 09:59:39 PM
What am I doing still awake?
Finding a way to poke at someone or other.
Quote from: Alan Garou on December 11, 2006, 10:11:05 PM
Why are most forumites nocturnal?
How many waffles could one fit in the bed of a pickup truck?
Why is this icon :januscat called Januscat?
How do mathematicians know for sure that Pi isn't just a fraction with really huge numbers?
What does my cat love to sleep inside the bathtub box?
Most people have day lives. That, or you live on the other side of the world.
Enough to be sickening.
I remember seeing this around the initial stages of the forum exodus. Darkmoon said it was meant to be "Janu's cat."
Why do you still have the thing?
Quote from: HaZ×MaT on December 11, 2006, 10:45:37 PM
Why did Alan's bathtub come in a box?
Mail order bath tubs are all the rage.
Quote from: e_voyager on December 12, 2006, 12:40:29 AM
what does it take more the vaporization to kill Zero?
Repliod alloy is better than that.
Quote from: KarlOmega1 on December 13, 2006, 03:21:13 PM
Why is E trying to kill his brother?
Since when did E have vaporization skills?
Quote from: HaZ×MaT on December 13, 2006, 05:22:54 PM
Why does it feel like it's Friday?
For me, it's because I have a day off in before my last final exam.
Quote from: Drake Manaweilder on December 13, 2006, 07:35:40 PM
Quote from: HaZ×MaT on December 13, 2006, 05:22:54 PM
Why does it feel like it's Friday?
you too huh?
What do you think is the most annoying status ailment in Final Fantasy?
Shmite!
Hmm...in all the Final Fantasy games I've played, I'd say confusion. It's what killed me that one time against Safer Sphiroth. He was healed by a Megalixer instead of my team. <.<
Quote from: e_voyager on December 11, 2006, 09:22:18 PM
Eibbor_N do you realize that i am a robot and a robot that is destroyed in Battle a lot and fights entire armies right? ( well technology i'm not the robot but the energy powering the life force of a copy of said robot..)
Whut.
Did Eibbor_N purposefully not include a question mark?
Do you like cinnimon twists?
If my milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard...Who brings the girls?
Will Video game to movies or vice versa ever stop sucking???
do i need to explain myself again?
should i use a pm if i do?
Quote from: Eibbor_N on December 13, 2006, 11:06:51 PM
Quote from: e_voyager on December 11, 2006, 09:22:18 PM
Eibbor_N do you realize that i am a robot and a robot that is destroyed in Battle a lot and fights entire armies right? ( well technology i'm not the robot but the energy powering the life force of a copy of said robot..)
Whut.
A peon for WC3! Stomp the peon!
Quote from: HaZ×MaT on December 13, 2006, 11:14:42 PM
Did Eibbor_N purposefully not include a question mark?
Likely.
Quote from: Zedd on December 14, 2006, 01:47:25 AM
Do you like cinnimon twists?
If my milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard...Who brings the girls?
Will Video game to movies or vice versa ever stop sucking???
Yes.
No one 'brings' girls. Usually if you get a girl you hoard her for your self. More then one if you are lucky.
No.
Quote from: Zedd on December 14, 2006, 01:47:25 AM
Do you like cinnimon twists?
If my milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard...Who brings the girls?
Will Video game to movies or vice versa ever stop sucking???
Maaaaaaaybe. And it would be best in PM. because AM bites. Don't wake up in the AM. There are lighters in the AM.
Quote from: ShadesFox on December 14, 2006, 03:34:07 AM
Quote from: Zedd on December 14, 2006, 01:47:25 AM
Do you like cinnimon twists?
If my milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard...Who brings the girls?
Will Video game to movies or vice versa ever stop sucking???
Maaaaaaaybe. And it would be best in PM. because AM bites. Don't wake up in the AM. There are lighters in the AM.
Can you find a connection between the quoted questions and the answers provided? Not that the APF policy requires one, mind you.
Does tiger_t's yappy have a bovine yappy guest?
Quote from: Gabi on December 14, 2006, 08:18:04 AM
Quote from: ShadesFox on December 14, 2006, 03:34:07 AM
Quote from: Zedd on December 14, 2006, 01:47:25 AM
Do you like cinnimon twists?
If my milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard...Who brings the girls?
Will Video game to movies or vice versa ever stop sucking???
Maaaaaaaybe. And it would be best in PM. because AM bites. Don't wake up in the AM. There are lighters in the AM.
Can you find a connection between the quoted questions and the answers provided? Not that the APF policy requires one, mind you.
He just quoted the wrong post. what he likely meant to quote would be this question:
Quote from: e_voyager on December 14, 2006, 02:59:11 AM
do i need to explain myself again?
should i use a pm if i do?
Quote from: e_voyager on December 14, 2006, 05:52:17 PM
Does tiger_t's yappy have a bovine yappy guest?
Could be. I'd have to check my photobucket.
edit: I'm not sure, but this one sure looks bovine. >:3
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v338/Tiger_T/yappity/blink_fatyap1.gif)
What's a crossfire hurricane?
Why doesn't Aridas use Google/Wiki?
What are 'Stones?
Why doesn't Haz listen to more 'Stones?
What I miss? I've been gone for a while.
Why do informal lab reports even exist?
Why is the baby possum that lives under our porch repeatedly eating food from the cat's bowl?
Has Cthulu ever given God a wedgie?
What difference is there between a two-inch long living booger and a banana slug?
What do the APFs think of my latest RP Idea?
Why must it take months to get anywhere?
Will Charline stop stalking me in the halls?
Quote from: Aridas Soulfire on December 17, 2006, 03:07:18 AM
What's a crossfire hurricane?
Sounds like a combo-attack in a fight-game.
Quote from: HaZ×MaT on December 17, 2006, 03:12:37 AM
Why doesn't Aridas use Google/Wiki?
What are 'Stones?
Because asking us is more fun.
An old-school rock band.
Quote from: BillBuckner on December 17, 2006, 09:08:54 AM
Why doesn't Haz listen to more 'Stones?
Depending on his question aboth I'd say: "Because he doesn't know what they are."
Quote from: Castle Pokemetroid on December 17, 2006, 07:38:31 PM
What I miss? I've been gone for a while.
A lot.
Go and reread the forum.
Test will be tomorrow in a weeeeek.
Quote from: BillBuckner on December 17, 2006, 09:44:31 PM
Why do informal lab reports even exist?
To unnerve you.
Quote from: Alan Garou on December 18, 2006, 09:16:58 AM
Why is the baby possum that lives under our porch repeatedly eating food from the cat's bowl?
Has Cthulu ever given God a wedgie?
What difference is there between a two-inch long living booger and a banana slug?
It's an easy dinner.
You go and ask him. I'm sure he'll love to tell his tale.
The color.
Quote from: KarlOmega1 on December 18, 2006, 03:59:07 PM
What do the APFs think of my latest RP Idea?
I'm no roleplayer, but Sheridan and e-voyager seem to like it.
Quote from: Zedd on December 20, 2006, 02:20:11 PM
Why must it take months to get anywhere?
Will Charline stop stalking me in the halls?
Depends on where you want to get. ;)
You can rest assured that she won't neglect you.
Quote from: Tiger_T on December 22, 2006, 03:37:48 PM
Quote from: Castle Pokemetroid on December 17, 2006, 07:38:31 PM
What I miss? I've been gone for a while.
A lot.
Go and reread the forum.
Test will be tomorrow in a weeeeek.
Hmm. Let's start, then.
kkkkkuh. wwwuh. ooooo. teh. ey. Kwootay. Kwotay. Oh, Quote.
Okay, I can do this.
Fffuh. rrrruh. ooooo. ummm. Fffurooom. Fff. Froom. From.
Man, this is taking ages.
Is there any shortcut I can take? Download the mp3 or something? :-)
If Llearchy's the second worst lurker on the forum, who's the -worst-?
Why did [some of] my teachers give me projects to do during my Christmas break? :< Don't they know that I have stuff to do during my break?
Is FKK the Santa-Kat who delivers toys to all the little girls and boys? :3
If I got extra credit on a project because of something about it the teacher liked, and one of my classmates complained because it wasn't fair (Because I got more points than her, when I turned my project in late and she didn't), does she have the right to b**** and whine? :<
Should I ignore the whiny-girl if she's a meanie-head who calls me "retarded" just 'cuz my handwriting is uber-sloppy [and illegible if you lack a brain :B]?
Where do babies come from? :3
Why did Haz microwave my Creed CD? :cry
I've applied almost everywhere for a job, so why don't I have one?
How can you spend the holidays with your loved ones if you hate everyone?
Why do I have such horrible timing? :sweatdrop
Oh, and Bill, Google 'Worst Band in the World'.
If morning begins at 12:00 AM, why is 12:00 AM known as midnight?
Quote from: Dakata on December 22, 2006, 06:38:00 PM
If Llearchy's the second worst lurker on the forum, who's the -worst-?
Why did [some of] my teachers give me projects to do during my Christmas break? :< Don't they know that I have stuff to do during my break?
Is FKK the Santa-Kat who delivers toys to all the little girls and boys? :3
If I got extra credit on a project because of something about it the teacher liked, and one of my classmates complained because it wasn't fair (Because I got more points than her, when I turned my project in late and she didn't), does she have the right to b**** and whine? :<
Should I ignore the whiny-girl if she's a meanie-head who calls me "retarded" just 'cuz my handwriting is uber-sloppy [and illegible if you lack a brain :B]?
Where do babies come from? :3
:rolleyes
Success requires great effort and sacrifice
yes, but mostly to make them blush
Free country rule
Free country rule2
The hospital
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on December 22, 2006, 05:39:22 PM
Hmm. Let's start, then.
kkkkkuh. wwwuh. ooooo. teh. ey. Kwootay. Kwotay. Oh, Quote.
Okay, I can do this.
Fffuh. rrrruh. ooooo. ummm. Fffurooom. Fff. Froom. From.
Man, this is taking ages.
Is there any shortcut I can take? Download the mp3 or something? :-)
Requires access to the Black Library.
Quote from: BillBuckner on December 22, 2006, 07:23:45 PM
Why did Haz microwave my Creed CD? :cry
Because he hated your microwave.
Quote from: Valynth on December 22, 2006, 08:04:44 PM
I've applied almost everywhere for a job, so why don't I have one?
How can you spend the holidays with your loved ones if you hate everyone?
You try too hard, cast away this material desire and seek a life of leisure... without responsibility and they shall flock to your door to hire you.
Utilize lots of vasoline.
Quote from: HaZ×MaT on December 23, 2006, 12:08:35 AM
Why do I have such horrible timing? :sweatdrop
Oh, and Bill, Google 'Worst Band in the World'.
If morning begins at 12:00 AM, why is 12:00 AM known as midnight?
:B
Funny, when I try I seem to only generate hits on The Cure and Depeche Mode...
load balancing.
How come my sister is in 5th grade but is smart as a 3rd grader?
I also can't stop her from eating/putting her feet on my map. How can I stop her before my map is gone?
How come she also gets band from forums in less that a month after signing up.
In Master of Magic, what is the only way to bypass the guardian wind spell with a ranged attack without casting a spell?
Why can't DOS games run on Windows XP without a emulator/much hacking?
Will Davros or The Master from Doctor Who© ever find love?
Does people like Eric Idle know the bright side of life is? :giggle
Will you give me Abels phone #? :<
Does this look infected to you? *shows a callust on my finger*
What would you do in a class 4 zombie outbreak?
What would be your weapon of choice if surrounded by hundreds of angry zombies?
Will you help me fight these zombies?
How much wood would a muskrat chuck if a muskrat could chuck wood?
Why does HersheysTM make giant KissesTM so large that nobody could ever finish them?
Why is the rum gone?
Quote from: Castle Pokemetroid on December 27, 2006, 09:40:24 PM
How come my sister is in 5th grade but is smart as a 3rd grader?
I also can't stop her from eating/putting her feet on my map. How can I stop her before my map is gone?
How come she also gets band from forums in less that a month after signing up.
Lowered standards nowadays.
Buy a new one and insist on her staying away from it. That will trigger her to assault that one instead. Should that not work... Well, you'll still have a new map.
Maybe she's just annoying.
Quote from: Valynth on December 27, 2006, 09:49:43 PM
In Master of Magic, what is the only way to bypass the guardian wind spell with a ranged attack without casting a spell?
Why can't DOS games run on Windows XP without a emulator/much hacking?
Maybe 'hit it until it stops moving' (*has never played the game*)
Because DOS and Windows XP just ain't compatible enough. :mowtongue :rolleyes
Quote from: Zedd on December 28, 2006, 05:07:03 AM
Will Davros or The Master from Doctor Who© ever find love?
Does people like Eric Idle know the bright side of life is? :giggle
Will you give me Abels phone #? :<
Does this look infected to you? *shows a callust on my finger*
*hasn't seen the right episodes yet* I thought they were destroyed or something.
Sure.
No, that's classified information.
It looks ok; you should just try to type a bit less.
Quote from: vulpesweasel on December 30, 2006, 08:10:20 PM
What would you do in a class 4 zombie outbreak?
What would be your weapon of choice if surrounded by hundreds of angry zombies?
Will you help me fight these zombies?
Get the f@ck out of there.
A teleporter.
Nope. You're on your own. *teleports away with the teleporter*
Quote from: Alan Garou on December 31, 2006, 11:53:42 AM
How much wood would a muskrat chuck if a muskrat could chuck wood?
Why does HersheysTM make giant KissesTM so large that nobody could ever finish them?
Why is the rum gone?
Just enough to last through the winter.
Because they sell well.
Ask Jack Sparrow.
Have any of professor's Ink's family taken to the dental trade?
Is it overly pedantic to complain that someone used an open single quote instead of an apostrophe?
Quote from: e_voyager on January 05, 2007, 09:56:26 PM
Have any of professor's Ink's family taken to the dental trade?
Depending on how broad your definition of 'family' is,
everyone may have someone in their family who has.
Quote from: BillBuckner on January 05, 2007, 10:10:18 PM
Is it overly pedantic to complain that someone used an open single quote instead of an apostrophe?
That depends on how you complain about it, and how important it is for that text to be correct.
Everything is relative tonight. And everyone is someone's relative as well.
What causes people to trust me?
How did I get here?
Where should I go from here?
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on January 05, 2007, 11:33:57 PM
What causes people to trust me?
How did I get here?
Where should I go from here?
Your winning smile.
Throught the phone-line.
Go to sleep. >:3
i was referring to the online character do to a dental strip i recently saw but i suppose your right.
Do i ask confusing questions?
do i ask enough questions to fill a book?
You're confused. - You ask questions. - We defuse you.
I didn't count them. It really depends on how big a book you want to make of them.
Who bit my baloney? :<
Can I have a raise on my allowance?
Did the martians suck out your brain?
If I am too sexy for my shirt....too sexy for my shirt...What about my pants?
Quote from: Zedd on January 06, 2007, 06:18:25 AM
Who bit my baloney? :<
Can I have a raise on my allowance?
Did the martians suck out your brain?
If I am too sexy for my shirt....too sexy for my shirt...What about my pants?
You did.
We're not allowing you anything, so there's nothing to raise.
No.
True. False=>*=True.
Are any of the APFs "Transformers" fans?
Are any of the APF team going to see the live action/CGI "Transformers" movie when it comes out July 4th?
What brands and models of outboard ADC/DAC are there (preferably rackmount) which will go from a balanced or unbalanced stereo signal to 24/96khz output via single-channel optical SPDIF?
Apogee make some, but they cost more than my whole studio. Who else makes 'em?
Alternatively, what would be a good external soundcard to capture 24/96 in stereo? (My USB-Transit has betrayed me)
Why does college suck just as much as highschool?
Is it possible to dance on the moon?
What happens when you expose a ham sandwich to space?
Quote from: KarlOmega1 on January 06, 2007, 01:37:28 PM
Are any of the APFs "Transformers" fans?
Are any of the APF team going to see the live action/CGI "Transformers" movie when it comes out July 4th?
Maybe...
Maybe...
Quote from: Tapewolf on January 06, 2007, 01:56:26 PM
What brands and models of outboard ADC/DAC are there (preferably rackmount) which will go from a balanced or unbalanced stereo signal to 24/96khz output via single-channel optical SPDIF?
Apogee make some, but they cost more than my whole studio. Who else makes 'em?
Alternatively, what would be a good external soundcard to capture 24/96 in stereo? (My USB-Transit has betrayed me)
What? What does all that even mean? You're making up words again! Stop it!
Quote from: Valynth on January 08, 2007, 01:10:52 AM
Why does college suck just as much as highschool?
Is it possible to dance on the moon?
What happens when you expose a ham sandwich to space?
Are you still living with your parents? That could be why.
Depends, do you count bunny hopping?
You get a freeze dried sandwich.
Can I join the APFs please?
Do you like pina colatas?
Whats the APF's favotire monty Python sketch?
Quote from: Zedd on January 09, 2007, 07:08:00 PM
Can I join the APFs please?
Do you like pina colatas?
Whats the APF's favotire monty Python sketch?
We're not taking applications right now, sorry.
Only those without alcohol which unfortunately can't be found in Argentina.
We don't all have the same preferences.
is it wrong to feel guilty for been so busy that you don't get to spend a lot of time on the forum?
do all the the ip addresses change as i change locations or are the logged stable from the locations were i was?
Quote from: e_voyager on January 09, 2007, 07:59:11 PM
is it wrong to feel guilty for been so busy that you don't get to spend a lot of time on the forum?
do all the the ip addresses change as i change locations or are the logged stable from the locations were i was?
I dunno. I personally don't think so.
I guess they stay stable if they were posted off a different computer. I'm too lazy to check though. EDIT>Just checked, and yes the IPs on posts from other computers do stay stable. I do spend a bunch of time here from the school computers. :p
*cough* the IP is based on the machine you posted from. if you post from a different machine, you get a different IP.
... for that post.
Your previous post is still listed on the IP address it posted from.
Erm. /mod answer
Why do I get the feeling I'm playing whack-a-mole with morons, sometimes?
llearch, you're not an APF and that was not a request for help with the forum (such requests shouldn't be made here anyway).
There is that rule about this thread not being used for forum related issues or questions... we aren't qualified to answer those questions.
If God cries, his tears are rain, but if I make Jesus cry, does it rain blood?
What is the ultimate answer to the ultimate question?
Quote from: Valynth on January 09, 2007, 11:44:37 PM
If God cries, his tears are rain, but if I make Jesus cry, does it rain blood?
What is the ultimate answer to the ultimate question?
No... <the philosophical and theological discussion on why was this is the case was sacked>
Foxes rule
Quote from: Azlan on January 09, 2007, 11:28:40 PM
There is that rule about this thread not being used for forum related issues or questions... we aren't qualified to answer those questions.
Aren't we? It's not like we wouldn't know the answers most of the time. What kind of qualification is needed?
Quote from: Gabi on January 09, 2007, 09:34:21 PM
llearch, you're not an APF and that was not a request for help with the forum (such requests shouldn't be made here anyway).
You're right, my bad. Sorry, I got distracted...
Can you lot ever forgive me? Without flame, I mean...
Sure. There are many other forms of punishment. :mwaha
Will there be a live stream?
Can I watch? :>
Why do you all want to see llearch being punished?
Because box smoke can be pretty neat?
Because we are all demented freaks?
Alright, the punishment is decided then.
*Locks llearch in a room with Aridas, Bill and Haz.*
Quote from: Gabi on January 10, 2007, 05:48:41 AM
Aren't we? It's not like we wouldn't know the answers most of the time. What kind of qualification is needed?
The moderator/administrator part, without the full knowledge of how it works behind the scenes it is difficult to give accurate and informed information. Knowledge pertaining to forum operations elsewhere may not be relevent here, it is also the assumption of an authority one does not have... like impersonating a government official.
There is nothing specifically preventing APFs from making educated guesses or predictions, as long as it is in a fashion that could not be misconstrued as acting under an authority we do not possess.
Quote from: Gabi on January 10, 2007, 06:55:15 PM
Alright, the punishment is decided then.
*Locks llearch in a room with Aridas, Bill and Haz.*
Nooooooooooooooo.................
... well, ok. If I must.
Was there no other, better punishment available?
Do you want to be a pepper too? (Soda ref)
Can you name all fifty states?
If there was North,West and East witches of Oz...What about south?
Want to get a ride in my 4Chan partyvan?
Why is plan B always better than plan A?
Why do people insist on spamming email for no reason, I'm under 18, why would I care about stock market prices?
Is it legal for anyone under 18 to use the stock market for that matter?
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on January 10, 2007, 07:26:12 PM
Quote from: Gabi on January 10, 2007, 06:55:15 PM
Alright, the punishment is decided then.
*Locks llearch in a room with Aridas, Bill and Haz.*
Nooooooooooooooo.................
... well, ok. If I must.
Was there no other, better punishment available?
I'm glad you don't like it. It was the intention. It wouldn't be punishment otherwise.
Quote from: Zedd on January 10, 2007, 07:38:51 PM
Do you want to be a pepper too? (Soda ref)
Can you name all fifty states?
If there was North,West and East witches of Oz...What about south?
Want to get a ride in my 4Chan partyvan?
No, thanks.
I'm sure I can name more than just 50. I know about states/provinces/departments from several countries. The 23 provinces of Argentina and some of the divisions of Brazil, Uruguay, the UK, the USA, Spain... and possibly others too if I think about it. So, how many do you want?
There was a witch of the South. Her name was Glinda and she played an important role in the story. At least in the book, I've heard that one of the free versions turned her into the witch of the North, but in the book the witch of the North only showed up briefly when Dorothy arrived to Oz.
If you come all the way here to fetch me.
Quote from: Ronin Foxtail on January 10, 2007, 11:14:07 PM
Why is plan B always better than plan A?
Why do people insist on spamming email for no reason, I'm under 18, why would I care about stock market prices?
Is it legal for anyone under 18 to use the stock market for that matter?
Because muffins are tasty. :D Now if you're talking about contingency plans... they're not necessarily better, but they're designed as an alternative for when the orginal plan fails. If you have 2 plans, there's normally a good chance that at least one of them will work (unless you're bad at planning). If the first plan does work, others don't get to hear about the second plan.
They don't check who they're sending the messages to. They just toss them into the net and hope that some people will fall for them. You'd be surprized at the amount of offers I've received to enlarge something that I don't have.
Probably. It's not legal here, and I don't see a reason why any country would make it legal.
Quote from: Gabi on January 11, 2007, 06:05:24 AM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on January 10, 2007, 07:26:12 PM
Quote from: Gabi on January 10, 2007, 06:55:15 PM
Alright, the punishment is decided then.
*Locks llearch in a room with Aridas, Bill and Haz.*
Nooooooooooooooo.................
... well, ok. If I must.
Was there no other, better punishment available?
I'm glad you don't like it. It was the intention. It wouldn't be punishment otherwise.
... so why are you punishing Aridas, Bill, and HazxMat?
Who invented the accordian, and why can only TMBG play it without sounding horrible?
Is it a bad sign that I'm writing a romantic Lego Bionicle fanfiction?
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on January 11, 2007, 08:17:12 AM
.. so why are you punishing Aridas, Bill, and HazxMat?
Let me quote Shades first post:
Quote. . .
PS:
Answering in the form of a question is in fact cheating and will result in burnination.
. . .
Which reminds me. *sets Aridas and Bill on fire*
HaZxMaT just wanted to watch and was granted his request.
Quote from: Alan Garou on January 11, 2007, 09:33:06 AM
Who invented the accordian, and why can only TMBG play it without sounding horrible?
Is it a bad sign that I'm writing a romantic Lego Bionicle fanfiction?
Accordioning to the history >here< (http://www.accordions.com/index/his/his_acc_his.shtml) it was Ling Lun 5000 years ago. Sorta. They called it a 'Cheng' back then.
Weird Al doesn't sound too bad either. >:3
Depends on if you find someone who shares those interests. :mowwink
Isn't it not actually cheating if the question was in response to something that was directed at me or a group of people i'm included in who must answer the question?
*consults the extended secret rulebook*
Aah, here we go.
According to §3.14 pg. 159f you're being a smart alec and thereby trigger a random response.
>:3 That or I don't care this one time.
BTW:
Noone must answer questions. :mowtongue
If nobody could answer questions, this topic couldn't exist.
Argh! *facepaws*
Sorry, that's my german showing through.
What I meant to say was that noone has to answer any questions. :rolleyes
Oh, sorry about that. The way you said it before was alright too, but I took it out of context since I don't actually ever see people speak that way these days.
"No-one must answer questions" and "Everyone must not answer questions" are two different sentences.
The former simply avoids the necessity to answer, the latter implies the necessity to not answer.
*cough*
Ah.. how many languages do you know, Tiger_T? Just German and English?
How many mows are there in lost lake?
Whould mab count as one?
What are the actual improvements in the new Hammond-Suzuki XM-2 over the earlier XM-1? (Apart from the fact that the XM-2 is in production and the XM-1 was discontinued a few years ago)
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on January 12, 2007, 03:22:33 AM
"No-one must answer questions" and "Everyone must not answer questions" are two different sentences.
The former simply avoids the necessity to answer, the latter implies the necessity to not answer.
*cough*
Ah.. how many languages do you know, Tiger_T? Just German and English?
*perks a brow, looking at Llearch*
I see. So you already escaped, hm? We'll have to get better locks next time. *makes a note*
Well, you are right with that, yeah.
*throws some chough drops into him*
Get well soon!
I know many languages. Allas I can speak and write only those two of them. :rolleyes
Quote from: Castle Pokemetroid on January 12, 2007, 03:26:08 AM
How many mows are there in lost lake?
Whould mab count as one?
Too many.
No.
Quote from: Tapewolf on January 12, 2007, 10:50:38 AM
What are the actual improvements in the new Hammond-Suzuki XM-2 over the earlier XM-1? (Apart from the fact that the XM-2 is in production and the XM-1 was discontinued a few years ago)
I'm sure it sells more expensive.
What? It's an improvement for the people producing them.
Yay, chough drops! Just what I always wanted! :-)
... Have I congratulated you upon your new avatar yet?
Implicitly.
Me being unable to find Slipdance, is there anyone else who can help me put together a fictional FAQ for a DMFA fighting game?
To answer e_voyager's question, it changes. I'm relatively certain of this because he has over four hundred different IPs associated with his account. However, as Llearch correctly answered, each post is registered with the particular IP address, which does not change.
And that, Gabi, is the qualification. When you cand look at the logs and tell him that, you can answer forum related questions.
Thank you, Azlan, for the wonderfully thought out and worded reply.
Quote from: Caswin on January 12, 2007, 10:51:40 PM
Me being unable to find Slipdance, is there anyone else who can help me put together a fictional FAQ for a DMFA fighting game?
Finding that guy is going to be like finding a needle in a stack of bodies, to pardon the expression. I haven't seen him for some time. Some time being a considerably long time, even.
~~
As for a question... well, which is better - Wikipedia, or Uncyclopedia?
Caswin: I think you may be able to find the help you're looking for if you make a post
outside this topic.
Sheridan: they're both good, they fulfill different purposes. And you KNOW you shouldn't have answered that question. You did ask a question, but that doesn't negate your answer. Next time I see you in the chat, I will greet you.
Note to others: I'm aware that what I said to Sheri probably won't make sense to anyone else, sorry.
Oh, and an important note:
(http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/3893/thinkofthefoxesud9.png)
Please do not ask forum related questions here, it breaks the intent of the thread because an non-APF has to answer it. If a non-APF answers there is normally comical repercussions, but the staff take very poorly to anyone "disciplining them" and become very cross with it. We operate and post here under their good graces, the only freedoms you possess are the freedom to obey the rules, freedom to leave the forum and the freedom to express yourself under the guidelines within the rules.
May we ask forum related ques.... oh.
Uh...
Does anyone know where Ink is hiding? He's been online a bit, but isn't apparently checking this thread - is he checking it and not saying anything, or what? Does anyone (other than Ink himself, obviously) know?
Quote from: Azlan on January 13, 2007, 09:40:39 PM
Please do not ask forum related questions here
Ah, my mistake. Was that rule there before? I don't remember it being there before.
EDIT: And I just realized that's a forum-related question. Um. :mowdizzy
Could any APF help me find my lost cause? It's gotta be around here somewhere...
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on January 13, 2007, 09:48:31 PM
May we ask forum related ques.... oh.
Uh...
Does anyone know where Ink is hiding? He's been online a bit, but isn't apparently checking this thread - is he checking it and not saying anything, or what? Does anyone (other than Ink himself, obviously) know?
You know, I've always wondered about people who come to the games forum to ask questions about the forum to someone who is well known for setting people on fire.
Odds are he is still hiding in the Philippines. And no, no one really knows what Ink is thinking. Sometimes this includes Ink him self.
Quote from: Caswin on January 13, 2007, 09:49:12 PM
Quote from: Azlan on January 13, 2007, 09:40:39 PM
Please do not ask forum related questions here
Ah, my mistake. Was that rule there before? I don't remember it being there before.
EDIT: And I just realized that's a forum-related question. Um. :mowdizzy
It is there now! And now, about that burnination.
Quote from: Aridas Soulfire on January 13, 2007, 10:05:41 PM
Could any APF help me find my lost cause? It's gotta be around here somewhere...
Maybe you never had a cause in the first place? Just a thought <_<
What did people do before internet??
Will you give me a page that shows all the timezones?
If the net meme is push button reseve bacon..What does flick switch do?
sorry i thought i was asking a general Tech question.
How many APF's are mods? (i don't know the number but i think that atleast one would be)
do you Tivo?
Quote from: Zedd on January 13, 2007, 11:47:58 PM
What did people do before internet??
Will you give me a page that shows all the timezones?
If the net meme is push button reseve bacon..What does flick switch do?
TV is my guess. Oh, and the radio.
No.
Celestial Burial Lotus.
Quote from: e_voyager on January 14, 2007, 12:28:22 AM
sorry i thought i was asking a general Tech question.
How many APF's are mods? (i don't know the number but i think that atleast one would be)
do you Tivo?
None of the APF team are mods as well. Does that make sense the way I phrased that?
Don't have it.
Quote from: ShadesFox on January 13, 2007, 11:06:27 PM
Quote from: Caswin on January 13, 2007, 09:49:12 PM
Quote from: Azlan on January 13, 2007, 09:40:39 PM
Please do not ask forum related questions here
Ah, my mistake. Was that rule there before? I don't remember it being there before.
EDIT: And I just realized that's a forum-related question. Um. :mowdizzy
It is there now! And now, about that burnination.
Good news! I'm back.
* The fox doctor promptly forcefeeds Caswin with unhealthy amounts of sugar in order to cause a severe case of diabetes which will eventually cause retinopathy, neuropathy, nephropathy, ketoacidosis, hypoglycemia and consequently amputation of limbs due to them rotting out from infections.
uh, at least that tastes good, right?
Quote from: Aridas Soulfire on January 14, 2007, 07:50:08 AM
uh, at least that tastes good, right?
The implication of something 'tasting good' is subjective.
e.g.:One might say fish tastes good while others may hate its taste.
CAN I HAVE A SHOT OF ADRENALINE PLEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSE?
*GASP* :U
...is that Christopher Walken? *Falls over, twitching*
It looks like you already have enough.
No, it's not.
Who is Christopher Walkin?
Who is Michael Ellis?
Why is my Aussie Shepherd jabbing me with his nose?
This guy (http://dancingwalkin.ytmnd.com/). Warning: noisy and a bit creepy IMO.
A CBS Big Brother 5 contestant. Note that I don't watch BB nor any of its variants, nor do I intend to. Check this link. (http://www.justfuckinggoogleit.com/)
He wants your attention.
I just wanted to do a Monty Python reference. :mowsad
How did you find out about the chalkboard gag page?
What is your favorite game show?
Quote from: Alan Garou on January 14, 2007, 12:23:18 PM
I just wanted to do a Monty Python reference. :mowsad
How did you find out about the chalkboard gag page?
I'm an APF. We know everything.
(Actually, a friend at university told me about it. You'd be amazed at the amount of nerdy stuff you learn about just by listening to random conversations at the School of Exact Sciences.)
Quote from: KarlOmega1 on January 14, 2007, 01:35:30 PM
What is your favorite game show?
I haven't watched any game shows for ages. The last ones I enjoyed were "Todo al 9", "Atrévase a soñar" and "Los juegos del terror", back in 1989.
Will you read my story?
What mouthwash you use regularly?
Whats worse than a pair of beergoggles?
Quote from: Zedd on January 14, 2007, 04:58:12 PM
Will you read my story?
What mouthwash you use regularly?
Whats worse than a pair of beergoggles?
...what story?
Listerine...as an ant killer. :dface
Finding ants in your room would be my guess.
Why is it that the moment I look at a piece of paper, whatever idea for what i was going to draw vanishes?
In a real-time strategy game, which would you prefer: a large number of weak units, or a small number of strong units?
How can kirby eat so much and be so small? And how can he get powers from eating monsters?
Quote from: Drake Manaweilder on January 14, 2007, 08:59:15 PM
Why is it that the moment I look at a piece of paper, whatever idea for what i was going to draw vanishes?
In a real-time strategy game, which would you prefer: a large number of weak units, or a small number of strong units?
You've got a drawing block.
A mix of the two.
Quote from: Castle Pokemetroid on January 14, 2007, 09:10:44 PM
How can kirby eat so much and be so small? And how can he get powers from eating monsters?
Folded space inside.
The same way a plumber can throw fireballs after picking a flower.
If I were to take a picture of myself shirtless, but wearing pants, would it be considered porn? (Yes, I am a guy)
Why can I eat as much of anything as I want and not gain a pound?
What if I answer my own question?
How come I'm really lazy, eat a lot, don't go outside much and still be as skinny as I am?
Some of my other friends do the same thing and they're huge!
Also, speaking of friends, this really retarded friend I have (speaking as my grades are always two or three letters higher than his) and he keeps on beating in yu-gi-oh. I even have more powerful card combinations.
How come this is true?
And also, how come he also coughs up "various foods and items" all the time at recess? Dang, he's dumb.
Quote from: Valynth on January 15, 2007, 12:51:20 AM
If I were to take a picture of myself shirtless, but wearing pants, would it be considered porn? (Yes, I am a guy)
Why can I eat as much of anything as I want and not gain a pound?
No. It may be considered tasteless, but not porn.
Because you don't want to eat more than you need.
Quote from: HaZ×MaT on January 15, 2007, 12:57:52 AM
What if I answer my own question?
Suit yourself, as long as you do it outside this topic.
Quote from: Castle Pokemetroid on January 15, 2007, 02:54:00 AM
How come I'm really lazy, eat a lot, don't go outside much and still be as skinny as I am?
Some of my other friends do the same thing and they're huge!
Also, speaking of friends, this really retarded friend I have (speaking as my grades are always two or three letters higher than his) and he keeps on beating in yu-gi-oh. I even have more powerful card combinations.
How come this is true?
And also, how come he also coughs up "various foods and items" all the time at recess? Dang, he's dumb.
There could be a variety of reasons, from hormones to parasites anda wide range of digestive problems. If you're experiencing any symptoms of the latter, you should see a doctor. Otherwise, maybe you just have a fast metabolism.
He probably spends most of his time thinking up Yu-Gi-Oh strategies instead of studying.
That has a question mark, but it doesn't look like a question. Fish!
what are families?
Can you buy them on eBay?
what's the i in iPod for?
Who's your favorite little rascal?
is "vulpesweasel" a suitable answer for VW's fourth question? (not from me, I might add...)
What AD/DA chip is used in the Edirol UA-25, and can the unit be used as a standalone outboard converter? What would it do if it was plugged into the mains (via a powered hub or one of those RIM USB chargers) instead of being plugged into a computer?
How come the nintendo WFC won't work for me when I have a suitable internet conection? Checked the site and I don't understand at all.
What stupid-ass spyware program calls itself "Spyware.exe"?
Quote from: BillBuckner on January 16, 2007, 09:38:54 PM
What stupid-ass spyware program calls itself "Spyware.exe"?
Yeah, we ran out of names... sorry for that.
now that we're alone... is it safe?
can you do the time warp?
do you believe in rock and roll? ( there is more to the question but i'm not sure about asking the rest of it.)
do you remember the 70's?
do you like being and APF?
Quote from: e_voyager on January 17, 2007, 03:35:50 PM
now that we're alone... is it safe?
can you do the time warp?
do you believe in rock and roll? ( there is more to the question but i'm not sure about asking the rest of it.)
do you remember the 70's?
do you like being and APF?
Who said we were alone?
Some.
Yes, I've experienced it myself.
I wasn't around for the most part. As for the first 9 months of my life, I was too little to keep any coherent memories.
Yes, I do.
Who the hell goes for a 4th and 11... in FG range... in the first quarter... at home?
who played the lead roles in the move marathon man?
have you ever seen Logan's (i think that name was Logan) run?
are there too many rehashed show/ movies in the world today?
Whats the best get rid of a cold sore?
Do fireworks really clear the nostril passage?
Whats the worse thing about Monty Python?
Do you YTMND?
Do you guys think the Japanese Intros for the Transformers cartoons are better than the American Intros?
Quote from: BillBuckner on January 17, 2007, 06:34:49 PM
Who the hell goes for a 4th and 11... in FG range... in the first quarter... at home?
The San Diego Super Chokers?
Quote from: e_voyager on January 17, 2007, 10:11:10 PM
who played the lead roles in the move marathon man?
have you ever seen Logan's (i think that name was Logan) run?
are there too many rehashed show/ movies in the world today?
Probably some one who could spell it...
Yes
It's all the rage
Quote from: Zedd on January 17, 2007, 10:15:01 PM
Whats the best get rid of a cold sore?
Do fireworks really clear the nostril passage?
Whats the worse thing about Monty Python?
Do you YTMND?
death
no, but if set off in tight tunnels, they clear walking passages
it ended
... why...
Quote from: KarlOmega1 on January 17, 2007, 10:17:56 PM
Do you guys think the Japanese Intros for the Transformers cartoons are better than the American Intros?
My IDS started spewing errors as I considered it... but yes.
What happened to "Pirates of Dark Water"? For that matter, where do crappy-yet-awesome old TV shows go when they die?
Did Rogue and Gambit ever get permanently back together? (comicverse. Go Marvel!)
Will I ever meet another Nightwish fan in person?
Why is it that regardless of how he acts, all Bruce Willis movies are good?
Was choosing Nicolas Cage to play Ghost Rider the most brilliant move ever, or the stupidest move ever?
When is Hellsing volume 8 coming out in English? I am so damn tired of waiting that I think I'm gonna need to hire a frigging shaman to resurrect the Hellsing manga series...
Can I have a cookie? :3
Quote from: Black_angel on January 18, 2007, 09:44:00 PM
What happened to "Pirates of Dark Water"? For that matter, where do crappy-yet-awesome old TV shows go when they die?
Did Rogue and Gambit ever get permanently back together? (comicverse. Go Marvel!)
Will I ever meet another Nightwish fan in person?
Why is it that regardless of how he acts, all Bruce Willis movies are good?
Was choosing Nicolas Cage to play Ghost Rider the most brilliant move ever, or the stupidest move ever?
When is Hellsing volume 8 coming out in English? I am so damn tired of waiting that I think I'm gonna need to hire a frigging shaman to resurrect the Hellsing manga series...
Can I have a cookie? :3
It ended. I liked it. They stay dormant for a while until they start showing up on retro channels.
Nothing is permanent in the Marvel universe.
It's possible. Just ask everyone you meet if they like them.
I guess it's other aspects of the movie that you like, rather than his acting.
Neither, IMO, but he's likely to attract a larger audience than an unknown actor would, even if said actor were much better than him. That's the masses for you.
You can find it with English subs on GUBA.com
Sure. :mowcookie
What happened to the size-changing thingy on this forum?
Quote from: Caswin on January 19, 2007, 10:28:01 PM
What happened to the size-changing thingy on this forum?
It was downsized...
Quote from: Caswin on January 19, 2007, 10:28:01 PM
What happened to the size-changing thingy on this forum?
It was taken away because Damaris didn't like it. But that's a forum-related question! You must burn for that.
*hands out some marshmallows on sticks*
Anyone got none yet?
Why is it sometimes I cant keep my eyes open when inportant stuff happens on a road trip with my family?
I tryed just about everything to get a job in my rotten burg of a town of mine..Is there a better way to try get one instantly without waiting in lines at the unenployement office?
Im looking for a friendly guy to be with..Want to cuddle?
Quote from: Gabi on January 20, 2007, 05:09:53 AM
Quote from: Caswin on January 19, 2007, 10:28:01 PM
What happened to the size-changing thingy on this forum?
It was taken away because Damaris didn't like it. But that's a forum-related question! You must burn for that.
That counts as too forum-sensitive? But if that's the case, then why didn't...
...
Oh, you're a sly one...
How do you be so sly?
If uranium, plutonium, and other radioactive metals are all silvery or silvery-blue, why do comics and cartoons show them as green and glowing?
Where and when did the idea of APF-dom originate?
Quote from: Gabi on January 20, 2007, 05:09:53 AM
Quote from: Caswin on January 19, 2007, 10:28:01 PM
What happened to the size-changing thingy on this forum?
It was taken away because Damaris didn't like it. But that's a forum-related question! You must burn for that.
You again? Honestly, I do this for a reason. If you don't learn then what's the point?
* The fox doctor straps Caswin to a table and attaches many 'nodes' of an odd device to nerve bundle locations, which then start to intermittently tickle then painfully shock Caswin. "See you in about three days, when you're crying and laughing at the same time."
what do forum related questions make the APF's cry?
Quote from: Ink on January 20, 2007, 05:32:56 PM
You again? Honestly, I do this for a reason. If you don't learn then what's the point?
... maybe he enjoys the treatment?
... Should we enquire as to what that says about his mental state?
afhdasblxkpwazxmcnzqp
*Spasm*
Two plus two equals four!
*Spasm twitch*
Big Brother is ungood!
*Spasm twitch convulse*
So is tickling!
*Repeatedly bumps shoulder in what appears to be some kind of techno dance*
THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!! :mowdizzy
Quote from: e_voyager on January 20, 2007, 05:38:31 PM
what do forum related questions make the APF's cry?
What he said!
will caswin realize he has offended the corrupt a wish foundation with his constant nitpicking of corrupted wishes?
will caswin realize the wishes were granted, however the side effects are free coruption?
will caswin realize that I intend to stalk him in the forum threads?
Quote from: Caswin on January 20, 2007, 07:32:03 PM
Quote from: e_voyager on January 20, 2007, 05:38:31 PM
what do forum related questions make the APF's cry?
What he said!
"That was stupid, Caswin, stupid!" the fox said. "You should know better than to answer a question!"
* The fox removes the tickle-shock apparatus and takes out what seems to be an oblong wire cage with a fencing mask, concave outward. He places a bunch of cute fuzzy bunnies in the cage and proceeds to secure it over Caswin's face. The fox agitates the bunnies, causing them to ferociously lash out at Caswin's unprotected face.
~
Have to love 1984 references. Though I'm running out of punishments.
But he didn't answer that question... You're really slipping. Or just insane.
any APF know which?
Quote from: Zedd on January 20, 2007, 06:34:04 AM
Why is it sometimes I cant keep my eyes open when inportant stuff happens on a road trip with my family?
I tryed just about everything to get a job in my rotten burg of a town of mine..Is there a better way to try get one instantly without waiting in lines at the unenployement office?
Im looking for a friendly guy to be with..Want to cuddle?
Priorities.
I dunno, really.
Well, ok.
Quote from: Caswin on January 20, 2007, 11:56:07 AM
Quote from: Gabi on January 20, 2007, 05:09:53 AM
Quote from: Caswin on January 19, 2007, 10:28:01 PM
What happened to the size-changing thingy on this forum?
It was taken away because Damaris didn't like it. But that's a forum-related question! You must burn for that.
That counts as too forum-sensitive? But if that's the case, then why didn't...
...
Oh, you're a sly one...
How do you be so sly?
Work at it. =p
Quote from: Alan Garou on January 20, 2007, 02:08:11 PM
If uranium, plutonium, and other radioactive metals are all silvery or silvery-blue, why do comics and cartoons show them as green and glowing?
Where and when did the idea of APF-dom originate?
It's the power of nuclear minerals.
Back in the day in a time I don't remember, it was made by that one guy who wanted to do something. He did this one thing, the got some other people I can't remember just yet, and things rolled for some unspecified period of time.
Quote from: e_voyager on January 20, 2007, 05:38:31 PM
what do forum related questions make the APF's cry?
This has been answered. That'll be five dollars, please.
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on January 20, 2007, 06:16:13 PM
Quote from: Ink on January 20, 2007, 05:32:56 PM
You again? Honestly, I do this for a reason. If you don't learn then what's the point?
... maybe he enjoys the treatment?
... Should we enquire as to what that says about his mental state?
:.
I don't remember anyone ever having sanity here before. :dface
Quote from: GabrielsThoughts on January 20, 2007, 11:19:45 PM
will caswin realize he has offended the corrupt a wish foundation with his constant nitpicking of corrupted wishes?
will caswin realize the wishes were granted, however the side effects are free coruption?
will caswin realize that I intend to stalk him in the forum threads?
I haven't been in there since forever passed me by. :<
...what?
He's gotta catch on sooner or later.
Quote from: Aridas Soulfire on January 20, 2007, 11:54:09 PM
But he didn't answer that question... You're really slipping. Or just insane.
any APF know which?
I don't know. In the meantime, will you hold on to these cans of hair spray? It'll be for a quick sec. I'll be
way over there.
Quote from: Aridas Soulfire on January 20, 2007, 11:54:09 PM
But he didn't answer that question... You're really slipping. Or just insane.
[Caswin nods, headbutting a bunny away.]A clear case of sociopathy mixed with, judging by the aforementioned response to my not-really-an-"answer", a healthy dose of psychosis manifesting itself in denial.
Or am I just whistling Dixie?
Quote from: Ink on January 20, 2007, 11:21:39 PM
Quote from: Caswin on January 20, 2007, 07:32:03 PM
Quote from: e_voyager on January 20, 2007, 05:38:31 PM
what do forum related questions make the APF's cry?
What he said!
"That was stupid, Caswin, stupid!" the fox said. "You should know better than to answer a question!"
* The fox removes the tickle-shock apparatus and takes out what seems to be an oblong wire cage with a fencing mask, concave outward. He places a bunch of cute fuzzy bunnies in the cage and proceeds to secure it over Caswin's face. The fox agitates the bunnies, causing them to ferociously lash out at Caswin's unprotected face.
~
Have to love 1984 references. Though I'm running out of punishments.
Have you tried slowly stuffing a towel into his nostril?
Why can't I applaud or smite anyone?
Is it Llearch's fault or someone's else?
Who started the Trashcat phenomenon?
Why do countries blame the U.S. for their own problems?
Why don't the people realize that the U.S. lets them bash it, but no other country will allow themselves to get bashed?
Why do people think capitalism is bad even though it has done a lot of good for humanity? Is it because capitalism spreads power to individuals, but certain individuals simply want all the powers of others for themselves?
Quote from: Ink on January 20, 2007, 11:21:39 PM
I'm running out of punishments.
Why not skin 'em allive then toss him into a pool of vinegar for an hour or six? :mwaha
Sence when was I so evil? :erk
Why do I always get so tired after drawing something? :tired
Quote from: Roureem Egas on January 21, 2007, 12:37:08 AM
Quote from: e_voyager on January 20, 2007, 05:38:31 PM
what do forum related questions make the APF's cry?
This has been answered. That'll be five dollars, please.
wait when / where was it answered? i know that i haven't asked it before.
Quote from: Caswin on January 21, 2007, 02:45:54 PM
Quote from: Aridas Soulfire on January 20, 2007, 11:54:09 PM
But he didn't answer that question... You're really slipping. Or just insane.
[Caswin nods, headbutting a bunny away.]
A clear case of sociopathy mixed with, judging by the aforementioned response to my not-really-an-"answer", a healthy dose of psychosis manifesting itself in denial.
Or am I just whistling Dixie?
It doesn't really matter. Ink needs some practice, so there.
Quote from: Alan Garou on January 21, 2007, 05:08:51 PM
Quote from: Ink on January 20, 2007, 11:21:39 PM
Quote from: Caswin on January 20, 2007, 07:32:03 PM
Quote from: e_voyager on January 20, 2007, 05:38:31 PM
what do forum related questions make the APF's cry?
What he said!
"That was stupid, Caswin, stupid!" the fox said. "You should know better than to answer a question!"
* The fox removes the tickle-shock apparatus and takes out what seems to be an oblong wire cage with a fencing mask, concave outward. He places a bunch of cute fuzzy bunnies in the cage and proceeds to secure it over Caswin's face. The fox agitates the bunnies, causing them to ferociously lash out at Caswin's unprotected face.
~
Have to love 1984 references. Though I'm running out of punishments.
Have you tried slowly stuffing a towel into his nostril?
Why can't I applaud or smite anyone?
Is it Llearch's fault or someone's else?
Who started the Trashcat phenomenon?
Not yet.
Of course you can. Just follow Llearch's instructions in the Info-thread.
Llearch works hard on solving the problem. However, I don't know who ordered and who executed the upgrade.
(You DO realize that this one was forum-related, don't you.)
Someone throwing away a cat. Shame on him. *growls in the general direction*
Quote from: Valynth on January 21, 2007, 05:14:41 PM
Why do countries blame the U.S. for their own problems?
Why don't the people realize that the U.S. lets them bash it, but no other country will allow themselves to get bashed?
Why do people think capitalism is bad even though it has done a lot of good for humanity? Is it because capitalism spreads power to individuals, but certain individuals simply want all the powers of others for themselves?
Because they can.
It is an unwritten law that anything won't aply to yourself - only others.
See next answers. Yes. And No. Maybe.
Quote from: Drake Manaweilder on January 21, 2007, 06:10:38 PM
Quote from: Ink on January 20, 2007, 11:21:39 PM
I'm running out of punishments.
Why not skin 'em allive then toss him into a pool of vinegar for an hour or six? :mwaha
Sence when was I so evil? :erk
Why do I always get so tired after drawing something? :tired
He won't waste the good vinegar for a trivial punishment.
All the time. You only just now let it slip through.
Evil sleep, always lureing us away from our tasks.
Quote from: e_voyager on January 21, 2007, 06:12:07 PM
Quote from: Roureem Egas on January 21, 2007, 12:37:08 AM
Quote from: e_voyager on January 20, 2007, 05:38:31 PM
what do forum related questions make the APF's cry?
This has been answered. That'll be five dollars, please.
wait when / where was it answered? i know that i haven't asked it before.
*too lazy to look it up*
Search for yourself.
What it makes APF's cry? Acid bitter tears of course.
Where is the internet?
Why do people assume USA is the only country in the world that lets them do _______, when in fact there are still others they haven't even considered?
Quote from: Aridas Soulfire on January 21, 2007, 08:33:50 PM
Why do people assume USA is the only country in the world that lets them do _______, when in fact there are still others they haven't even considered?
Because most people in the USA have trouble considering other countries. Satiric example (http://twistedmatrix.com/users/jh/wikifarm/pub/MoinMoin/J_fcrgenHermann/attachments/twa2a.gif)
QuoteI don't remember anyone ever having sanity here before. :dface
Sanity? :dface What's that?
[random]
If a Dakata kicks a dead puppy in a forest, does the dead puppy make a sound? :3
If someone kicks a Dakata in a forest, does the Dakata make a sound? :U
[/random]
Why did the mean people at my school change my only cool class (LOL Computer class) to a stupid one? :< 'Rebuilding Seminar' doesn't sound fun.
If my math teacher yells at me every day or two, does she probably hate me? :<
Why is Jy an orange in the donation counter? :dface
Doesn't Tom Brady need a hug right now? >:3
Should I enlighten Tiger_T as to who ordered and who executed the upgrade?
... Should I enlighten him -here, as opposed to elsewhere?
If not here, where?
And why is my grass pink?
why did i get and odd answer when i ask if my invisible friend used a English calendar?
have they settled the question who was right abut light speed travel Einstein or star trek?
is it possible to prove a genius wrong with out shocking several countries? ( i still remember reading about the black hole story.)
Why does it say, "Gabi was here..." in the forum news?
Quote from: Dakata on January 21, 2007, 09:02:57 PM
QuoteI don't remember anyone ever having sanity here before. :dface
Sanity? :dface What's that?
[random]
If a Dakata kicks a dead puppy in a forest, does the dead puppy make a sound? :3
If someone kicks a Dakata in a forest, does the Dakata make a sound? :U
[/random]
Why did the mean people at my school change my only cool class (LOL Computer class) to a stupid one? :< 'Rebuilding Seminar' doesn't sound fun.
If my math teacher yells at me every day or two, does she probably hate me? :<
Why is Jy an orange in the donation counter? :dface
It's a rare mental condition which hthis forum tends to cure.
Not the puppy itself, but the kick does.
Yes.
Actually it doesn't sound like any class I've heard of. Do let me know what it is about, just not on this topic.
There's a slim chance. It's more likely that you keep doing something that annoys her.
Because it's funny.
Quote from: BillBuckner on January 21, 2007, 10:17:49 PM
Doesn't Tom Brady need a hug right now? >:3
Ask
him.
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on January 22, 2007, 09:15:57 AM
Should I enlighten Tiger_T as to who ordered and who executed the upgrade?
... Should I enlighten him -here, as opposed to elsewhere?
If not here, where?
And why is my grass pink?
I think he should know by now. If he still doesn't, you can always PM him.
Because it's funny.
Quote from: e_voyager on January 22, 2007, 05:26:32 PM
why did i get and odd answer when i ask if my invisible friend used a English calendar?
have they settled the question who was right abut light speed travel Einstein or star trek?
is it possible to prove a genius wrong with out shocking several countries? ( i still remember reading about the black hole story.)
Because the question itself was odd.
Not with enough certainty to stop arguing, but my bet is on the side that says light speed can be exceeded. Now surviving it is another story.
I guess it depends on your definition of 'genius', but scientists contradict each other all the time.
Quote from: HaZ×MaT on January 22, 2007, 06:03:06 PM
Why does it say, "Gabi was here..." in the forum news?
Because it's funny.
Why are there so many "funny" things?
Quote from: Valynth on January 22, 2007, 06:22:32 PM
Why are there so many "funny" things?
Because it's good to laugh.
QuoteActually it doesn't sound like any class I've heard of. Do let me know what it is about, just not on this topic.
Why? :3
Should I PM you and tell you? :P
How do you know a Dakata makes a sound if you kick it? :<
Who'd be mean enough to kick an innocent little Dakata? :dface Dakatas don't deserve kicks!
Should I feel smart if I'm the only one in my Biology class who knows who Dolly the sheep is? D: (We're learning about genetics and stuff.)
Why is almost everyone in my Biology class failing? :dface It's not hard at all. And there's easy extra credit assignments...and easy not-extra-credit assignments...
What's better? Kicked puppies or kicked fox-babies? (What're fox-babies called anyway? Kits? *Shrug*)
Why are they watching superluser?
When did ignorance become a point of view?
Does it hurt to ask?
Quote from: Alan Garou on January 23, 2007, 09:17:38 AM
1)Why are they watching superluser?
They have reasons, But don't ask me what they are ? I have not a clue.. They are just doing their jobs.
2) When did ignorance become a point of view?
When Reality became TV entertainment..
3)Does it hurt to ask?
YES and it hurts more to answer
:mowmeep
PBH
What's the "blue collar" cure for the common cold?, and don't tell me there isn't one.
what are the natural enimies of cockroaches?
what is the diameter of the moon of phobos?
what is the cure for webaddiction?
will there ever be a FF7 remake?
Can I have a hug?
if pi equals 3.14159.....then what does a slice of pi equal?
Dose becoming an ADnD player make me a +2 or +3 nerd? :sword
Quote from: Dakata on January 23, 2007, 06:30:35 AM
QuoteActually it doesn't sound like any class I've heard of. Do let me know what it is about, just not on this topic.
Why? :3
Should I PM you and tell you? :P
How do you know a Dakata makes a sound if you kick it? :<
Who'd be mean enough to kick an innocent little Dakata? :dface Dakatas don't deserve kicks!
Should I feel smart if I'm the only one in my Biology class who knows who Dolly the sheep is? D: (We're learning about genetics and stuff.)
Why is almost everyone in my Biology class failing? :dface It's not hard at all. And there's easy extra credit assignments...and easy not-extra-credit assignments...
What's better? Kicked puppies or kicked fox-babies? (What're fox-babies called anyway? Kits? *Shrug*)
Because I'MMA CHARGIN MAH LAZAH!
Go ahead and PM Gabi. I'm not seeing why that'd be a problem.
... *snort*
I guess so. I'd call it more of "on top of things" than "smart" though.
They all rented out that space in between their eyes. I hear it gets a fair amount of money. :P
A kick to a head. Those just go together, somehow. And baby foxes can be referred to as either kits or cubs.
Quote from: Alan Garou on January 23, 2007, 09:17:38 AM
Why are they watching superluser?
When did ignorance become a point of view?
Does it hurt to ask?
Who knows what wild things go on in the heads of superluser or the newsticker controller. :U
Beats me.
Tell me when you find out. Not here though.
Quote from: Prof B Hunnydew on January 23, 2007, 03:47:26 PM
Quote from: Alan Garou on January 23, 2007, 09:17:38 AM
1)Why are they watching superluser?
They have reasons, But don't ask me what they are ? I have not a clue.. They are just doing their jobs.
2) When did ignorance become a point of view?
When Reality became TV entertainment..
3)Does it hurt to ask?
YES and it hurts more to answer
:mowmeep
PBH
When did you get AP priviledges?
Quote from: GabrielsThoughts on January 23, 2007, 04:46:26 PM
What's the "blue collar" cure for the common cold?, and don't tell me there isn't one.
what are the natural enimies of cockroaches?
what is the diameter of the moon of phobos?
what is the cure for webaddiction?
Chicken soup...wasn't it?
I wish I knew... :<
Too lazy to look it up.
What is this webaddiction you speak of? :dface
Quote from: vulpesweasel on January 23, 2007, 04:55:16 PM
will there ever be a FF7 remake?
Can I have a hug?
if pi equals 3.14159.....then what does a slice of pi equal?
Not that I know of.
Sure. *hug*
A Dynamic Entry from above.
Quote from: Drake Manaweilder on January 23, 2007, 05:01:38 PM
Dose becoming an ADnD player make me a +2 or +3 nerd? :sword
It's...*roll*19+4.
...I CAST FLARE!
hmm... unless I can hit it back with a b_______* sword i'm dead aren't I? :mowsad
(I wasen't makeing fun of ADnD.. I just started today..)
*is not shure if that would be out of the PG rating
Quote from: Drake Manaweilder on January 23, 2007, 07:59:41 PM
hmm... unless I can hit it back with a b_______* sword i'm dead aren't I? :mowsad
(I wasen't makeing fun of ADnD.. I just started today..)
*is not shure if that would be out of the PG rating
It depends on how many HP you had before the attack.
Quote from: Drake Manaweilder on January 23, 2007, 07:59:41 PM
hmm... unless I can hit it back with a b_______* sword i'm dead aren't I? :mowsad
(I wasen't makeing fun of ADnD.. I just started today..)
*is not shure if that would be out of the PG rating
That was a reference to a flash movie. It's called Unforgotten Realms and you can view it on newgrounds. It was the second episode specifically.
Quote from: Drake Manaweilder on January 23, 2007, 07:59:41 PMb_______* sword
*is not shure if that would be out of the PG rating
Why are you spelling hand-and-a-half with a b? Were you attacked by a
hat as a scboolboy?
While I'm at it, Why do so many of Thomas Pynchon's characters sound like spammers (http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/21MattBarnhart.html)?
Quote from: Roureem Egas on January 23, 2007, 08:14:36 PM
When did you get AP priviledges?.
Forgive me.. So, I am not a vixen. I was only trying to help :mowsad
PBH
... Why am I suddenly tempted to edit the first post, and include "Unofficial team member: Prof B Hunnydew" ?
Quote from: superluser on January 23, 2007, 09:28:47 PM
Quote from: Drake Manaweilder on January 23, 2007, 07:59:41 PMb_______* sword
*is not shure if that would be out of the PG rating
Why are you spelling hand-and-a-half with a b? Were you attacked by a
hat as a scboolboy?
While I'm at it, Why do so many of Thomas Pynchon's characters sound like spammers (http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/21MattBarnhart.html)?
Scboolboys don't exist.
It's either coincidental or intentional.
Quote from: Prof B Hunnydew on January 23, 2007, 10:30:26 PM
Quote from: Roureem Egas on January 23, 2007, 08:14:36 PM
When did you get AP priviledges?.
Forgive me.. So, I am not a vixen. I was only trying to help :mowsad
PBH
You're
not forgiven. Breaking the rules
doesn't help.
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on January 24, 2007, 03:27:36 AM
... Why am I suddenly tempted to edit the first post, and include "Unofficial team member: Prof B Hunnydew" ?
That's your evil side talking to you.
OKay OKay I know when I have been spanked... I was trying for the Funnny....*sign* yes, Teacher I will go to back of class and try again.
:mowdizzy
PBH
Am I a Narutard? :B
why are so many people going gaga over villains now a days?
Quote from: Prof B Hunnydew on January 24, 2007, 06:27:14 AM
OKay OKay I know when I have been spanked... I was trying for the Funnny....*sign* yes, Teacher I will go to back of class and try again.
:mowdizzy
PBH
No. Don't try again.
You may ask questions though.
Quote from: RJ on January 24, 2007, 07:40:13 AM
Am I a Narutard? :B
If that's what they call Naruto-fangirls nowadays, then yes. Yes, you are a Narutard.
Quote from: e_voyager on January 24, 2007, 02:55:13 PM
why are so many people going gaga over villains now a days?
It's all propaganda. People like to have a clear picture of 'the bad guys (tm)'.
They can't bear to wrap their minds around the fact that we live in a world of all-shades-of-gray, rather than in a b/w world with them as the good guys (tm).
Okay with all due respect APF's
I have read the "rules" and wish to become a grasshopper, Sensi...
How does one Join the AP team? and is there many days or weeks of training?
Please tell me, Foxes What requirements I need and repentance may I give to Gabi and all?
For I am a truely sorry...:animesweat :bow :kittydepressed
PBH
How many people have been sacked?
What did that weird newsbar say anyway?
How many inches are in a gallon? :mwaha
Quote from: Prof B Hunnydew on January 24, 2007, 09:29:07 PM
Okay with all due respect APF's
I have read the "rules" and wish to become a grasshopper, Sensi...
How does one Join the AP team? and is there many days or weeks of training?
Please tell me, Foxes What requirements I need and repentance may I give to Gabi and all?
For I am a truely sorry...:animesweat :bow :kittydepressed
PBH
One does not join the AP team, one must be scouted by a special AP assistant coach of scouting, tea and hugging.
Training is 1 weekend a month, 2 weeks a year.
Bring us pocky, tea, a chew toy... squeeky is a plus and 1.5 billion personal references. Gabi will add any additional requirements if necessary.
Quote from: Alan Garou on January 24, 2007, 09:31:45 PM
How many people have been sacked?
What did that weird newsbar say anyway?
How many inches are in a gallon? :mwaha
1 mol
*refresh*
*fireball*
Quote from: Azlan on January 24, 2007, 10:35:03 PMGabi will add any additional requirements if necessary.
Really? Great. :) Then I'd like some more tea, please. Predictable, but delectable. :D
The funny thing about Prof B Hunnydew's earlier comment is that I am, in fact, a teacher.
May I also have some tea? (peppermint, if you have it)
Sure. I can even mail it to you if you'd like me to. It wouldn't be the first time I've mailed teabags, and FKK mailed me some white tea once.
Quote from: Gabi on January 25, 2007, 10:36:45 AM
Sure. I can even mail it to you if you'd like me to. It wouldn't be the first time I've mailed teabags, and FKK mailed me some white tea once.
Okay Gabi, What is your Favorite Tea? and where do I sent it along with the Pokey, and squeeky chew toys? (PM) me the address If you like some tea.) The 1.5 billion personal references are going to take a little longer, I don't think even the Pope has that many either. Does he?
:tired
PBH
Oh, I like most kinds of tea. Some of my favorites are jasmine, chamomile (though that's very easy to get here), rose, and berry teas in general (as long as they don't contain rosehip because it's too strong and clouds the taste of the other berries). But most other teas are good for me as well (exceptions: Lapsang Souchong and anything branded Bigellow or Taragüí). You can send them to our base in the middle of the ocean or... if you really want my home address, PM me and I'll give it to you.
Quote from: Azlan on January 24, 2007, 10:35:03 PM
One does not join the AP team, one must be scouted by a special AP assistant coach of... hugging.
Wellp, there goes my chance.
How do things as bizarre as Challenge of the Superfriends make it to the airwaves? *Just came up with a conspiracy theory this very minute, but will wait for an APF's word on things*
is it possible to want too much Tea?
how can i fix my author thread?
Are their people other than me who think Jack sparrow is lame?
Is the saw trillogy as bad as the previews make it out to be?
Why did "Borat" get 5 stars, and other, better, more intelligent movies get 3 or 2 stars?
Oh my, it looks like Gabi is going to collect another tea provider X3
Quote from: Caswin on January 25, 2007, 05:48:33 PM
Quote from: Azlan on January 24, 2007, 10:35:03 PM
One does not join the AP team, one must be scouted by a special AP assistant coach of... hugging.
Wellp, there goes my chance.
How do things as bizarre as Challenge of the Superfriends make it to the airwaves? *Just came up with a conspiracy theory this very minute, but will wait for an APF's word on things*
I would be interested in your conspiracy theory, I always like those. Still, I suspect that someone on the show slept with an executive's daughter and had her convince daddy executive to air the show.
Quote from: e_voyager on January 25, 2007, 07:09:56 PM
is it possible to want too much Tea?
how can i fix my author thread?
Hmm... I think I shall have to ask Wildy on that one. I think she inherited the left overs of our previous tea party.
With fire.
Quote from: GabrielsThoughts on January 27, 2007, 12:09:42 PM
Are their people other than me who think Jack sparrow is lame?
Is the saw trillogy as bad as the previews make it out to be?
Why did "Borat" get 5 stars, and other, better, more intelligent movies get 3 or 2 stars?
I'm pretty sure there are. But I'm pretty sure that is a minority opinion.
Most likely.
With fire.
Quote from: ShadesFox on January 27, 2007, 02:21:29 PM
Oh my, it looks like Gabi is going to collect another tea provider X3
Yes, I am! And I'm going to provide some more tea for AC... Probably not a lot, though, as I've heard there's still plenty of what I provided last year.
You must love the Tea... You must drink the Tea... Follow the Tea... Worship the Tea! :mwaha
(Note: that's the Pencilworld motto, for those who hadn't heard it.)
Quote from: Gabi on January 27, 2007, 03:29:45 PMYou must love the Tea... You must drink the Tea... Follow the Tea... Worship the Tea! :mwaha
Is that from Magnolia?
Edit: Why did you have to go back and edit that?
Quote from: superluser on January 27, 2007, 03:34:17 PM
Quote from: Gabi on January 27, 2007, 03:29:45 PMYou must love the Tea... You must drink the Tea... Follow the Tea... Worship the Tea! :mwaha
Is that from Magnolia?
Edit: Why did you have to go back and edit that?
To give you your answer before you finished typing the question, naturally.
What kind of teacher are you, Gabi? :U Math teacher? Science/Biology teacher? Just curious.
Why do teachers think students can read their mind?
If I accidentally skip class because my schedule got changed, and I went to lunch when I wasn't s'pose to, is it my fault I [accidentally] skipped? 'Cuz the teacher of the class I missed got mad at me. And she could've told me about my new lunch since she used to be my first hour teacher and she gave me my schedule. (And no, it doesn't say when I have lunch on my schedule.)
Why are rules stupid?
QuoteWith fire.
What kind of fire? :3
Quote from: Dakata on January 27, 2007, 03:54:30 PM
What kind of teacher are you, Gabi? :U Math teacher? Science/Biology teacher? Just curious.
Why do teachers think students can read their mind?
If I accidentally skip class because my schedule got changed, and I went to lunch when I wasn't s'pose to, is it my fault I [accidentally] skipped? 'Cuz the teacher of the class I missed got mad at me. And she could've told me about my new lunch since she used to be my first hour teacher and she gave me my schedule. (And no, it doesn't say when I have lunch on my schedule.)
Why are rules stupid?
QuoteWith fire.
What kind of fire? :3
I teach Computer Science at university, though I
have given some informal Maths classes.
We don't. If we did we wouldn't make so much effort to get them to understand what we're teaching them.
Well, it was your mind that slipped. You should try to pay more attention. But it's not something that will change your life or anyone else's.
Not all rules are. Only some, which are often the ones made by stupid people.
The burning kind.
Worship the tea...? Can't I just bribe you all with muffins instead?
If I became a pregnent man, would it be allright for me to wear Muu Muu's?
what is a Muu-Muu?
Quote from: RJ on January 29, 2007, 12:10:34 AM
Worship the tea...? Can't I just bribe you all with muffins instead?
Sorry, RJ, we already know about your muffins.
Quote from: Jim Halisstrad on January 29, 2007, 12:22:11 AM
If I became a pregnent man, would it be allright for me to wear Muu Muu's?
In a hypothetical situation that has zero probability of actually happening, you can do whatever you like.
Quote from: e_voyager on January 29, 2007, 01:27:53 AM
what is a Muu-Muu?
This:
(http://www.nursinghomeapparel.com/shop/media/F138_big.jpg)
Quote from: Jim Halisstrad on January 29, 2007, 12:22:11 AM
If I became a pregnent man, would it be allright for me to wear Muu Muu's?
ooo, How are you going to do that?
or Can I be first in line to help make you a prego?
and Think of the Noble-prize in Biology for the first Pregnant Man...the $$$ and may :love2 for Jim.
What would the neighbors think?
PBH
Comfortable, yes. Does one have to be blind, or just insane, to wear one of those?
If I am the daughter of a Twin (identical on my fathers' side), how likely am I to having twins? and will a Muu Muu be the only thing I'll be able to wear in my third trimester?
PBH
Quote from: Prof B Hunnydew on January 29, 2007, 10:17:52 AM
Quote from: Jim Halisstrad on January 29, 2007, 12:22:11 AM
If I became a pregnent man, would it be allright for me to wear Muu Muu's?
ooo, How are you going to do that?
or Can I be first in line to help make you a prego?
and Think of the Noble-prize in Biology for the first Pregnant Man...the $$$ and may :love2 for Jim.
What would the neighbors think?
PBH
Let lame hypothetical scenarios rest in peace.
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on January 29, 2007, 10:38:23 AM
Comfortable, yes. Does one have to be blind, or just insane, to wear one of those?
I think the latter would be most useful. That, or being so fat that nothing else will fit.
Quote from: Prof B Hunnydew on January 29, 2007, 10:55:58 AM
If I am the daughter of a Twin (identical on my fathers' side), how likely am I to having twins? and will a Muu Muu be the only thing I'll be able to wear in my third trimester?
PBH
I'm assuming you're asking this from a woman's perspective because otherwise it will be just too freaky. The chance is around 3%, or so they say. If your mother were a fraternal twin, the chance would be higher, but that's not the case in the scenario you've presented. And most pregnant women are able to use other clothes during the third trimester.
Growing up, I had a good friend whose mother was partial to muu-muus. She would come out on her front porch and scream at the top of her lungs for her daughter wearing them, usually in much worse patterns than in the picture.
It did have a positive side effect: Topaz was usually home on time after the first time or two that it happened, from sheer force of embarassment.
Oh, on-topic...Why do I keep thinking Hunnydew is a rabbit anthro when I see her pics, when she is clearly a cat?
Quote from: TheGreyRonin on January 29, 2007, 11:46:04 AM
Oh, on-topic...Why do I keep thinking Hunnydew is a rabbit anthro when I see her pics, when she is clearly a cat?
Maybe she has some rabbit among her ancestry.
Why? Do Rabbits really have more fun? ...or are they more sexual just because they are more fertile?
Oops Sorry Pai-gon ..No No, I am being good..See I have my lab coat on ... and
** leaves a box of tea and run away**
:mowhappy
PBH
Can I steal some of that tea?
Quote from: Prof B Hunnydew on January 29, 2007, 12:13:44 PM
Why? Do Rabbits really have more fun? ...or are they more sexual just because they are more fertile?
Oops Sorry Pai-gon ..No No, I am being good..See I have my lab coat on ... and
** leaves a box of tea and run away**
:mowhappy
PBH
Rabbits (real rabbits) just follow their instincts. I doubt they have a concept of 'fun' like we do.
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on January 29, 2007, 12:15:41 PM
Can I steal some of that tea?
It's not stealing if you ask for it (and get permission). You can have some, but it won't be stolen.
Quote from: Gabi on January 29, 2007, 12:53:10 PMIt's not stealing if you ask for it (and get permission). You can have some, but it won't be stolen.
If it's gifted to Pai Gon, and Prof B Hunnydew gives llearch permission, isn't it still theft? After all, it's not Hunnydew's anymore, right?
Why are there imaginary numbers? :<
Why does my math teacher make incredibly bad math jokes?
Why does trigonometry elude me?
Why would I rather debate subjectivism than talk about trigonometry?
Quote from: superluser on January 29, 2007, 02:30:49 PM
Quote from: Gabi on January 29, 2007, 12:53:10 PMIt's not stealing if you ask for it (and get permission). You can have some, but it won't be stolen.
If it's gifted to Pai Gon, and Prof B Hunnydew gives llearch permission, isn't it still theft? After all, it's not Hunnydew's anymore, right?
Well, it's all up to Pai-Gon, but she's not an APF.
Quote from: Cogidubnus on January 29, 2007, 05:44:29 PM
Why are there imaginary numbers? :<
Why does my math teacher make incredibly bad math jokes?
Why does trigonometry elude me?
Why would I rather debate subjectivism than talk about trigonometry?
To answer questions like "What's the square root of -1?".
Making bad jokes is a requisite for getting a degree in any exact science. Be glad you haven't heard mine. Or worse, my thesis director's.
Probably because no one has explained it to you properly. If we weren't so far away I could try... maybe we can still talk on AIM if you have questions about the subject.
Because you like it more, evidently.
How the hell does it take two weeks to ship a single CD by USPS?
Could the answer to Bill's query be "One bit at a time?" ?
Quote from: BillBuckner on January 29, 2007, 07:47:19 PM
How the hell does it take two weeks to ship a single CD by USPS?
In the same way it took 2 months for me to get the last book I bought on the Internet.
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on January 29, 2007, 07:52:19 PM
Could the answer to Bill's query be "One bit at a time?" ?
No, not by physical mail. And that's the closest thing to cheating I've seen on this thread. You seem to enjoy being punished.
Apparently so.
Am I masochistic, then?
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on January 30, 2007, 04:47:29 AM
Apparently so.
Am I masochistic, then?
Maybe in a light, online-only way.
Ok, serious question for once. More of a philisophical question, but with proper spelling.
What, in the opinion of whoever answers this, is the better choice in these two options.
1.) Within your life time you can do great good at the expence of doing great evil.
2.) You do niether, and live a life that makes no differance to anyone.
One condition, just for once pretend that good and evil arn't subjective and that the world is really black and white.
I may not be all purpose, but I my status as philosopher-king may apply here.
So, Jim, you seek to know which is better, great good and evil, or neither?
Is there truly any good action that cancels out a bad one? Justice is seen as the balancing of the scales, as it were, but Justice is not inherently a good act. Justice is considered to be the creation of equality, and though it creates good, it does so with the threat of force on those who do bad. This is not necessarily a good thing: Justice is harsh, on occasion, and through careful thought, one can see that Justice itself is not good, but merely good's strong arm. Justice is a tool.
This to say, there are few things that can be considered to be a good action that cancels out a bad one. The possible good that any action creates does not excuse the action itself. You are still culpable, and indeed responsible, for the bad that you do, no matter the good that it may cause. This is not to say, that perhaps doing a bad for a good is necessarily wrong: merely, that it is not a net equality: for indeed, in that circumstance, would not both actions, doing nothing and doing good and evil, truly be neutral? There would be no difference between the two, but we can see that there is. The example will follow shortly.
The other question that must be answered before we can get to the example, is are you aware of the good your action would do? If you are, that it reflects well on you, at least, if it does not detract from your culpability.
Here is the example, and it is twofold. The first is, let us say you kill a man who would have later gone on to abuse a child. Surely, this would be a good action. However, if you did not know that he would have done so, you are indeed almost as bad, and guilty of murder. The fact that you killed a man who would have done something abominable is mere chance, and it does not excuse the action in the least. Perhaps there was a net good there, but not by any intent of yours.
The other would be, let us say that you did know that he was going to abuse a child. There are other avenues you might have taken, surely, than killing him: however, you are no longer merely killing for the sake of murdering, but rather in defense of a child. Surely, there is merit it killing to defend something, yes? Perhaps so, but even so, are you the one to give death? There was an action that you could have taken that would not have resulted in anyone's death, and would have still saved the child. So in both cases, you are still guilty of killing a man.
Of course, your question is abstract, so we will be abstract: does good cancel out evil? I say no: evil is evil, and righteousness, righteousness. No amount of good takes away the fact of evil: murder is not justified, no matter the future good it may do. For truly, if we do the evil first, how can we even be sure that it will do good? Is the killing of homeless justified because it does the good of clearing the city of vagrants? 'Not equal', you may say, but how about jailing them? Is that justified? Still I say no.
So, to answer the ultimate question, which is better: a life of neutrality, or of great good and evil? I would say, neither are good lives, but perhaps if you must, good and evil. Life is made to be lived, so do so. A life of neutrality, is in any case, impossible.
This is just my opinion. If you gave me some more time, I would love to discuss, or perhaps mull further over it.
Cogidubnus... that was evil.
(http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f216/PBHunnydew/PBHBunny.jpg)
Why are some people see me as a Rabbit...? ???
:mowcookie
PBH
It may be the hair. That looks like a cross between PBH and Jack. O_o
Or maybe, because your sig-picture seems to have "pronounced cheeks" (hope that's a understandable description).
I for my part associate rabbits with such a trait.
Mind you! It's just slightly, and the ears clearly indicate that she's not a bunny.
Another guess would be the name. Look at the following:
Prof B Hunnydew
>:3
Oh, and don't mix the wrong words.
Either use:
Why are some people seeing...
or:
Why do some people see...
</syntax-nazi>
:P
Quote from: Tiger_T on January 31, 2007, 12:42:11 PM
Or maybe, because your sig-picture seems to have "pronounced cheeks" (hope that's a understandable description).
I for my part associate rabbits with such a trait.
Mind you! It's just slightly, and the ears clearly indicate that she's not a bunny.
Another guess would be the name. Look at the following:
Prof B Hunnydew
>:3
Oh, and don't mix the wrong words.
Either use:
Why are some people seeing...
or:
Why do some people see...
</syntax-nazi>
:P
You are right, it's my native language, and I still bosh it....I will have to end with some pointiness with my cheek fur.
But I have some Koala blood in me, too. Which is why I have a black nose and a larger than normal cat ears...but she is mainly cat. All well...I will have add more fluff in my ears.
For those, who don't know, the above picture is by Dave Hopkins line art for his comic JACK (MA rated).(which I am starring in JACK at the moment in "Two for you" arch.) I colored it green because If Dave was going to turn me into a bunny, I might as well be a green bunny like JACK.
Does the APF and team watch JACK?
:mowcookie
PBH
At least some of us do.
How does this bloody CD shrink-wrap open?
How come bill doesn't know the dark (but dead simple) secret of easy unwrappage?
Why do I have such a hard time passing up hermit crabs?
As for the bunny thing, I think the first pic I saw by Milady Hunnydew was a bunny. Odd, but my mind sometimes crosswires things and sticks that way.
Oh, and I also read Jack. It actually led me to DMFA, which led to CVRPG, and from there to here.
Quote from: BillBuckner on January 31, 2007, 03:46:40 PM
How does this bloody CD shrink-wrap open?
I'd have to see it first before making a suggestion.
Quote from: Aridas Soulfire on January 31, 2007, 03:58:10 PM
How come bill doesn't know the dark (but dead simple) secret of easy unwrappage?
Because it's a secret. ;)
Quote from: TheGreyRonin on January 31, 2007, 04:30:04 PM
Why do I have such a hard time passing up hermit crabs?
As for the bunny thing, I think the first pic I saw by Milady Hunnydew was a bunny. Odd, but my mind sometimes crosswires things and sticks that way.
Oh, and I also read Jack. It actually led me to DMFA, which led to CVRPG, and from there to here.
What do you mean by that? I'm personally wondering where I might have read that people thought the crab walk was cute.
I don't remember what I thought Hunnydew was supposed to be. All I really remember now is that a sig she used to have caused problems on these school computers. =/
Quote from: Roureem Egas on February 02, 2007, 12:14:18 PM
I don't remember what I thought Hunnydew was supposed to be. All I really remember now is that a sig she used to have caused problems on these school computers. =/
Really? What kind of problems? Technical or (NSFW) rating wise...? I will have to come up with something more embarassing. Well, Management I think short-curcuited the link, so I just took it off, it was old art.. I have something better (smaller size wise) coming than my old sig which I am still working on..
Where is this picture of me as a Bunny(besides DAVE's Picture)?
ANd Should I start my own webcomic?
PBH
Quote from: Prof B Hunnydew on February 02, 2007, 12:39:32 PM
Quote from: Roureem Egas on February 02, 2007, 12:14:18 PM
I don't remember what I thought Hunnydew was supposed to be. All I really remember now is that a sig she used to have caused problems on these school computers. =/
Really? What kind of problems? Technical or (NSFW) rating wise...? I will have to come up with something more embarassing. Well, Management I think short-curcuited the link, so I just took it off, it was old art.. I have something better (smaller size wise) coming than my old sig which I am still working on..
Where is this picture of me as a Bunny(besides DAVE's Picture)?
ANd Should I start my own webcomic?
PBH
It caused lag issues everytime the screen percieves it. Just like any other animated image on the net with a load of frames.
What picture?
By all means, go for it.
NO ANSWERING QUESTIONS WITH QUESTIONS!
Why does my shower never have enough hot water?
Who ate my sandwich?
Can my digital camera be used as a web cam?
How do people reproduce if they don't know where babies come from?
Wheres Waldo?
Why is he hiding?
Is he in debt?
Quote from: Valynth on February 02, 2007, 01:33:21 PM
Why does my shower never have enough hot water?
Because you aren't letting your water heater refill.
Quote from: Valynth on February 02, 2007, 01:33:21 PM
Who ate my sandwich?
The dog, but he framed the cat for it.
Quote from: Valynth on February 02, 2007, 01:33:21 PM
Can my digital camera be used as a web cam?
If it has the functionality. Read the manual.
Quote from: Valynth on February 02, 2007, 01:33:21 PM
How do people reproduce if they don't know where babies come from?
Instinct.
Quote from: Valynth on February 02, 2007, 01:33:21 PM
Wheres Waldo?
Hiding in plain sight in a crowd.
Quote from: Valynth on February 02, 2007, 01:33:21 PM
Why is he hiding?
It's his thing, apparantly.
Quote from: Valynth on February 02, 2007, 01:33:21 PM
Is he in debt?
With clothes like that, probably.
Did RyudoLee not read the first post? :-)
Apparently not. Time for some old-style punishment. *Locks RyudoLee in a small, damp room with a blackboard and a chalk.* And don't even think of knocking the door until you've written 100 times "I will not answer questions on the APF thread".
Where's the glorious explosions and fire for such a big rulebreaking? D:
Can we get popcorn?
*Show up with quite a few mega pails of buttered popcorn and Pepsi bottles and cups.*
Did I missing anything?
:mowhappy ...PBH
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on February 02, 2007, 02:55:58 PM
Did RyudoLee not read the first post? :-)
Yes I did.
Now I have a question. Where does it say that no one else but you people can answer questions?
Why doesn't Ryudo see the "The rules are simple. You ask questions and we provide answers. We being members of the AP team." on the first post? D:
Don't y'all think you need a more painful punishment? Possibly involving Mariah Carey music?
Quote from: Aridas Soulfire on February 02, 2007, 03:15:59 PM
Where's the glorious explosions and fire for such a big rulebreaking? D:
You people are vicious. Explosions and fire for a first offense caused by a misinterpretation of the rules? You'd need one of the other APFs for that.
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on February 02, 2007, 03:21:06 PM
Can we get popcorn?
Sure.
Quote from: Prof B Hunnydew on February 02, 2007, 03:33:52 PM
*Show up with quite a few mega pails of buttered popcorn and Pepsi bottles and cups.*
Did I missing anything?
:mowhappy ...PBH
Yes, you missed my wrath. By a hair.
Quote from: RyudoLee on February 02, 2007, 04:14:01 PM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on February 02, 2007, 02:55:58 PM
Did RyudoLee not read the first post? :-)
Yes I did.
Now I have a question. Where does it say that no one else but you people can answer questions?
Right there on the first post. There's even a list of all the people qualified for answering questions.
Quote from: Aridas Soulfire on February 02, 2007, 04:24:27 PM
Why doesn't Ryudo see the "The rules are simple. You ask questions and we provide answers. We being members of the AP team." on the first post? D:
Probably because he just skimmed that post. Either that, or it's not clear enough.
Quote from: BillBuckner on February 02, 2007, 04:26:24 PM
Don't y'all think you need a more painful punishment? Possibly involving Mariah Carey music?
Maybe some other time.
Quote from: ShadesFox on October 16, 2006, 06:28:56 PM
Ask the all purpose fox mark II deluxe uber special edition boxed set dvds! Now with even more bonus content!
The rules are simple. You ask questions and we provide answers. We being members of the AP team.
No promises on what kind of answer though, I'll just give you one. So ask away grasshopper.
PS:
Answering in the form of a question is in fact cheating and will result in burnination.
Also, rhetorical questions will be answered at random. Please also note that this is standard policy for all questions, but this case warrants special attention.
Oh yes, this is NOT a forum help thread. Forum related questions will be treated as rhetorical questions. If you have any real forum questions they should be PMed to a forum mod, not the APFs. We are just as inclined to set folk on fire as answer their question.
The correct forum for asking questions about the forums is here http://clockworkmansion.com/forum/index.php?board=5.0
Oh yes, a list of APFs and friends.
All Purpose Foxes:
Shadesfox
Azlan
Gabi
Other All Purpose Team members:
Tiger_T
FireKatKid
Fresnor
Poofyspikes
Furry Freak
Gareeku
Eibbor_N
Roureem Egas
Official tea bringer:
Eibbor_N
Official punisher:
Ink
Hopefully he won't miss it this time. :)
I read all that, but it doesn't say that no one besides the people in the list can answer questions. Sorry for trying to interact with you people.
It's an implication. <_<
That's not the right way to interact on this thead, RyudoLee. If you want to chat, there are plenty of other threads where you can do that, as well as PMs and awide variety of IM programs. This topic is only for asking questions. They can be serious or random, and the answers you will get can be serious or random regardless of the question. That's how this thread works. Now, we can have a friendly talk elsewhere if you want, but this topic is not the place for that.
Quote from: RyudoLee on February 02, 2007, 04:50:43 PMI read all that, but it doesn't say that no one besides the people in the list can answer questions. Sorry for trying to interact with you people.
Isn't that like saying you're allowed to teach a class without being trained or hired because there was nothing saying you couldn't?
Alright, alright sorry. How does one go about getting on this team then? I make a living out of helping people, and I'd like to put my skills to use here.
Quote from: RyudoLee on February 02, 2007, 07:13:38 PM
Alright, alright sorry. How does one go about getting on this team then? I make a living out of helping people, and I'd like to put my skills to use here.
Sorry, we're not taking applications right now. Be nice and maybe someday a spot will open. But I doubt that will happen for a while.
Anyway, this is a game. There are other ways of helping people in the forum. If you look around, you'll find that there are plenty of opportunities to lend a hand to someone else.
Is this really such a helpful place?
I mean, some of the answers I've seen.... :-)
... admittedly, many of the questions I've seen are in the same category....
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on February 03, 2007, 10:24:23 AM
Is this really such a helpful place?
I mean, some of the answers I've seen.... :-)
... admittedly, many of the questions I've seen are in the same category....
Oh, you can find help sometimes, but it happens randomly. You're not supposed to count on it. It's all in fun, after all, as are the questions.
Quote from: RyudoLee on February 02, 2007, 07:13:38 PM
Alright, alright sorry. How does one go about getting on this team then? I make a living out of helping people, and I'd like to put my skills to use here.
This is not a place to assist people in reality, it is a game. If someone has a real question and you know the answer, PM it to them. No one who is a corporate recruiter, subject matter expert or forum administrator is reviewing these threads looking for insightful, intelligent or knowledgeable people to hire, promote or ask to join the forum moderatorship.
Do the APF's have uniforms?
If so, what do they look like?
And is spandex involved?
Quote from: TheGreyRonin on February 03, 2007, 08:22:03 PMAnd is spandex involved?
Can I request that the answer to this question be `no?'
Is it rude to say. ``I'm sure you're all very attractive, but Spandex makes everything a fashion nightmare?''
Quote from: TheGreyRonin on February 03, 2007, 08:22:03 PM
Do the APF's have uniforms?
If so, what do they look like?
And is spandex involved?
We don't need them. We're easily recognizable without them.
Quote from: superluser on February 03, 2007, 08:40:14 PM
Quote from: TheGreyRonin on February 03, 2007, 08:22:03 PMAnd is spandex involved?
Can I request that the answer to this question be `no?'
Is it rude to say. ``I'm sure you're all very attractive, but Spandex makes everything a fashion nightmare?''
I don't see the sense in requesting a particular answer. It won't change the real answer anyway.
It depends on who you're saying it to, and whether he/she likes to wear spandex.
I hear Spandex works like a voodoo charm. :dface
Quote from: Roureem Egas on February 03, 2007, 09:33:55 PM
I hear Spandex works like a voodoo charm. :dface
How is this a valid comparison?
who answers the most APF questions?
Quote from: BillBuckner on February 03, 2007, 10:58:09 PM
Quote from: Roureem Egas on February 03, 2007, 09:33:55 PM
I hear Spandex works like a voodoo charm. :dface
How is this a valid comparison?
They can both cause pain and suffering... or they can both be used for protection.
Quote from: e_voyager on February 04, 2007, 01:35:01 AM
who answers the most APF questions?
On this topic, Roureem Egas.
I'll write the full ranking for future reference (this version only, this post included):
1. Roureem Egas: 204
2. Gabi: 174
3. Tiger_T: 112
4. ShadesFox: 66
5. Azlan: 47
6. Eibbor_N: 9
7: Gareeku: 7
8: Kenji: 1
Fresnor, Poofyspikes and Furry Freak have been inactive on this version.
What happens when an irresistible force meets an immovable object?
Nothing is absolute.
How come I get honor roll and high grades if I NEVER study and not pay attention some times?
It can't be memory, as I can't find anything, even if it's acutually right in front of me.
Were is the "Z" key of a keyboard located? I can't find it, as I don't use it often.
Who will win the superbowl?
What is the source of the APF team's power?
Should I consider a career in being a Evil Overlord?
Quote from: Castle Pokemetroid on February 04, 2007, 06:41:29 PM
How come I get honor roll and high grades if I NEVER study and not pay attention some times?
It can't be memory, as I can't find anything, even if it's acutually right in front of me.
Were is the "Z" key of a keyboard located? I can't find it, as I don't use it often.
It
can be memory. The ability to remember facts and information is not directly related to the ability for finding things (which has more to do with your awareness of the disposition of your surroundings). I should know, I have a good episodic memory and a good semantic memory, but put something in my hand for too long and consider it lost.
Just below the A and the S, but you've already typed it, so you know anyway.
Quote from: Cogidubnus on February 04, 2007, 06:43:52 PM
Who will win the superbowl?
What is the source of the APF team's power?
Should I consider a career in being a Evil Overlord?
An American football team.
Our minds.
Only if you're willing to face failure repeatedly.
I am curious. does the AP team know how far away a red fox can pounce from?
Also...
QuotePS:
Answering in the form of a question is in fact cheating and will result in burnination.
Do you do your own burnination or do you contract it out to trogdor?
ever had a bad tail day?
what does a quarter have to do with anything, and why is my brain jumping like a grasshopper on a caffeine buzz?
How come I'm so lazy?
How come no matter the lenght or hardness of a game, I ALWAYS beat it in a few days, or a week max? Dose this have to do with my lazyness, because I mostly play video games in my free time?
Quote from: Gabi on February 04, 2007, 07:41:53 PM
Quote from: Castle Pokemetroid on February 04, 2007, 06:41:29 PM
Were is the "Z" key of a keyboard located? I can't find it, as I don't use it often.
Just below the A and the S, but you've already typed it, so you know anyway.
I beg to differ. It's depending on your lokation and what keyboard you use.
I. e.: In Germany it's lokated between the 'T' and the 'U', because 'Z' and 'Y' are swapped here.
Quote from: Kitsune Ascendant on February 04, 2007, 08:43:34 PM
I am curious. does the AP team know how far away a red fox can pounce from?
Also...
QuotePS:
Answering in the form of a question is in fact cheating and will result in burnination.
Do you do your own burnination or do you contract it out to trogdor?
ever had a bad tail day?
what does a quarter have to do with anything, and why is my brain jumping like a grasshopper on a caffeine buzz?
Less far than a tiger. >:3
No, we've got our Dr. Ink to do that.
Sometimes when you don't think about it, it'll be steered by your subconcious. Can get embarrassing. :P
A quarter hour of sleep a week may be too much for you.
Quote from: Castle Pokemetroid on February 04, 2007, 10:53:15 PM
How come I'm so lazy?
How come no matter the lenght or hardness of a game, I ALWAYS beat it in a few days, or a week max? Dose this have to do with my lazyness, because I mostly play video games in my free time?
Two fisted training.
You're just persistent with your training.
Quote from: Tiger_T on February 05, 2007, 01:08:56 AM
I beg to differ. It's depending on your lokation and what keyboard you use.
I. e.: In Germany it's lokated between the 'T' and the 'U', because 'Z' and 'Y' are swapped here.
I've seen several different keyboards and none had Z and Y swapped. I use an English keyboard at home and a Latin American keyboard at work and the A-Z keys have the same layout in both. What made your people change it?
Here's a wiki-link to the article about the "QWERTZ"-keyboard: [LINK] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/QWERTZ)
To quote part of it:
Quote. . .
It differs from the QWERTY layout by interchanging the "Z" and "Y" keys — both because "Z" is a much more common letter than "Y" in German (the latter seldom appearing except in borrowed words), and because "T" and "Z" often appear next to each other in the German language. Part of the keyboard is adapted to include local umlauts, such as ä, ö, ü, etc. There is also a Euro (€) key. Some special symbols also have a different place.
. . .
;) 8)
Will Alzan ever defeat the Red Barron?
Who was the one in kitchen with Dina and its someone I know playing a banjo on his knee?
Who here of APF like horses?
What the hell is a "Space Cadet Glow"?
Why do people believe in idiotic conspiracy theories like the grassy knoll and faked moon landing, even though there was no-one on the knoll and we did land on the moon?
Why don't people believe the fact that Aluminum cans are the only things worth recycling?
What the heck was going on at the end of...
...The Prisoner?
...Neon Genesis Evangelion?
...Big O?
...Teen Titans?
(I'd ask 2001: A Space Odyssey, but as it turns out, the book is considerably more coherent.)
Quote from: Zedd on February 05, 2007, 09:17:41 PM
Will Alzan ever defeat the Red Barron?
Who was the one in kitchen with Dina and its someone I know playing a banjo on his knee?
Who here of APF like horses?
I'm sure that if Azlan really wanted to defeat the Red Baron there would not be much of him left. Except for fire.
Yes.
I rather like horses. I just can't keep one for long with out it dieing ;-;
Quote from: BillBuckner on February 05, 2007, 09:48:24 PM
What the hell is a "Space Cadet Glow"?
A glowing cadet of space? By the way, you may want to get that checked out Mr. Glowy. Not a good sign.
Quote from: Valynth on February 05, 2007, 11:38:36 PM
Why do people believe in idiotic conspiracy theories like the grassy knoll and faked moon landing, even though there was no-one on the knoll and we did land on the moon?
Why don't people believe the fact that Aluminum cans are the only things worth recycling?
Both answers are one in the same. People like simple solutions that don't change. Explaining to someone the technology and math and such about how something works in complex. Do you want to explain the behind the deorbit and lunar intercept burns? I wouldn't. So for a lot of people saying 'it was just filmed in Nevada' sounds a lot simpler. People also don't like to be told that they are wrong, or that what they were taught was wrong. You wouldn't believe the crap I've had to put up with explaining to people that the Big Bang is not exactly right and required the addition of Inflation theory.
Quote from: Caswin on February 06, 2007, 09:22:46 AM
What the heck was going on at the end of...
...The Prisoner?
...Neon Genesis Evangelion?
...Big O?
...Teen Titans?
(I'd ask 2001: A Space Odyssey, but as it turns out, the book is considerably more coherent.)
Haven't seen the end of The Prisoner or Teen Titans. However, NGE the writer was mentally unstable and suicidal. Enough said there. With Big O, they were expecting to make a 3rd season, but the plug got pulled so it never happened. So they only have a half finished show there.
The Red Baron is only a memory.
How many fingers am I holding up?
Is Fa'Lina gullibly stupid or stupidly gullible?
Is it a good thing if I see people I know on fire?
My gums are bleeding when I brush my teeth..Is this bad?
Quote from: Zedd on February 08, 2007, 04:45:45 PM
Is Fa'Lina gullibly stupid or stupidly gullible?
Is it a good thing if I see people I know on fire?
My gums are bleeding when I brush my teeth..Is this bad?
C. None of the above.
No. I don't want people on me. :<
Could be. Floss. If it still bleeds, then that's the first sign of getting rid of gingivitis.
What makes people want to steal?
Are the jealous or something?
Why must math be hard?
the "no answering questions in the form of another question" rule has sparked a few question, oddly enough:
what would happen if I made a non-answer statement in the form of a question?
what would happen if I asked a question in the form of a statement?
and on a random note:
can one simply burninate into morodor?
if trogdor met nessie, what would happen, and how far away would we have to be to be safe? (measure in lightyears, if necesary)
two cars, a red sedan and a blue muscle car, leave the same garage at the same time, traveling at 30 and 25, respectively. which one turned left?
if the question is meaningless but the answer is meaningfull, does that retroactively give the question meaning?
is it possible to have a three sided polyhedren composed entirely of trangles?
Quote from: Castle Pokemetroid on February 09, 2007, 12:34:14 AM
What makes people want to steal?
Are the jealous or something?
Why must math be hard?
There are many reasons. They're not the same for everyone who steals. It can be need (and lack of vision to think of an alternative), greed, jealousy, desire for vengeance, the thrill of the challenge, compulsion and several other reasons.
Syntax error.
Like everything, it has some complex aspects. It all depends on how deep you dig. I think the complexity of mathematics lies in the fact that not everything that is true in any given consistent algebra can be proven with a finit set of axioms, so it's often hard to tell whether certain assertions hold or not. But some other aspects are easy to understand and apply, especially the ones we normally encounter in everyday life.
Quote from: Kitsune Ascendant on February 09, 2007, 03:01:59 PM
the "no answering questions in the form of another question" rule has sparked a few question, oddly enough:
what would happen if I made a non-answer statement in the form of a question?
what would happen if I asked a question in the form of a statement?
and on a random note:
can one simply burninate into morodor?
if trogdor met nessie, what would happen, and how far away would we have to be to be safe? (measure in lightyears, if necesary)
two cars, a red sedan and a blue muscle car, leave the same garage at the same time, traveling at 30 and 25, respectively. which one turned left?
if the question is meaningless but the answer is meaningfull, does that retroactively give the question meaning?
is it possible to have a three sided polyhedren composed entirely of trangles?
It still wouldn't be a proper question. Unless you managed to give it the content of a question rather than just the form.
It would be treated as a question, as long as it's clear enough. It's happened before.
No.
How can you be sure they haven't met yet? People keep saying that Nahuelito and Nessie are related, so they must have a secret way to travel very long distances, which means Trogdor may have made use of it as well... assuming they all exist.
Me.
Sometimes.
No.
Quote from: Gabi on February 09, 2007, 04:13:14 PM
Syntax error.
Bloody hell, isn't there another compiler we could use?
Why is the news so depressing lately?
What is your favorite kind of chocolate?
Is it possible to buy holy water from anyplace?
Would anyone mind if I wallowed in self-pity for a bit? :<
Is it true that women have a poster of me with the caption: "Avoid at all costs if single?"
Why do I find myself at the best possible position at the worst possible time?
How can improve that?
What would happen if we developed a computer the size of an atom?
Is that even theoretically possible?
What is the name of the smallest thing?
What if there were things smaller, but we just didn't have the tech to see them?
How come I almost never go to the general discusion page?
Quote from: BillBuckner on February 09, 2007, 06:14:15 PM
Quote from: Gabi on February 09, 2007, 04:13:14 PM
Syntax error.
Bloody hell, isn't there another compiler we could use?
Sure.
Quote from: Cogidubnus on February 09, 2007, 06:39:41 PM
Why is the news so depressing lately?
What is your favorite kind of chocolate?
Is it possible to buy holy water from anyplace?
It just seems that way. With al the dark time in winter our body produces less serotonin. That is what makes you moody.
The one with marzipan in it.
Depends on which game you play at the moment.
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on February 09, 2007, 08:01:10 PM
Quote from: BillBuckner on February 09, 2007, 06:14:15 PM
Quote from: Gabi on February 09, 2007, 04:13:14 PM
Syntax error.
Bloody hell, isn't there another compiler we could use?
Can I blame Bill? :-)
I cannot stop you.
Quote from: BillBuckner on February 09, 2007, 09:57:39 PM
Would anyone mind if I wallowed in self-pity for a bit? :<
Feel free to - just not right here. >:3
Quote from: Valynth on February 10, 2007, 12:15:08 AM
Is it true that women have a poster of me with the caption: "Avoid at all costs if single?"
Why do I find myself at the best possible position at the worst possible time?
How can improve that?
What would happen if we developed a computer the size of an atom?
Is that even theoretically possible?
My sister hasn't got one - but then again she lives several thousand miles away from you.
Bad luck.
Try harder. If your chances are 1% it just means that you'll have to be more persistent to find this 1%. ;)
We'd probably get filthy rich.
Right now we aren't able to shape atoms very well and as far as we know it consists of to few components to form something as complex as a computer... so my guess is: No.
Quote from: Castle Pokemetroid on February 11, 2007, 10:07:28 PM
What is the name of the smallest thing?
What if there were things smaller, but we just didn't have the tech to see them?
How come I almost never go to the general discusion page?
The smalles things we know so far are called 'quarks'.
Well, there's always theory and observing how bigger objects react to something we cannot detect.
(Much the same way we can say that there are planets circling far away stars by how their light-intensity changes)
It bores you.
How come I'm the butt of everybody's joke? Is it because they can't see anything good enough behind my reasoning? And why do I feel like everything I do (including some of my better thing) gets shot down before it might be realized I might have something of worth?
Do you think Karl is expecting to not get shot down again, asking in here? :-)
Why can't things be simple?
Why can't we have nice things anymore?
:cry
Why can't things be more challenging (difficult)
Why can't we have bad things anymore
Why do teachers take me serious.
Why am I a bad influence?
:giggle
Why can't a pay the Bill(Buckner?)
Quote from: KarlOmega1 on February 12, 2007, 02:49:16 PM
How come I'm the butt of everybody's joke? Is it because they can't see anything good enough behind my reasoning? And why do I feel like everything I do (including some of my better thing) gets shot down before it might be realized I might have something of worth?
Well, you
do call yourself omega. As everyone knows, the omega is the weakest part of the group. Hence the mocking you.
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on February 12, 2007, 02:56:08 PM
Do you think Karl is expecting to not get shot down again, asking in here? :-)
It's a valid hope - albeit a faint one.
Quote from: BillBuckner on February 12, 2007, 04:44:57 PM
Why can't things be simple?
Why can't we have nice things anymore?
:cry
Because they keep evolving and this often includes more details.
We do have them. You've just numbed yourself to the small pleasures of life.
Quote from: Aiyno Wolf on February 12, 2007, 04:53:10 PM
Why can't things be more challenging (difficult)
Why can't we have bad things anymore
Why do teachers take me serious.
Why am I a bad influence?
:giggle
Why can't a pay the Bill(Buckner?)
They are - all the time. We just learn and earn new skills to counter it.
We have just enough of those - trust me with this.
It's a good thing. Be proud of it.
Hadn't noticed yet.
Try Paypal. ;)
Why does everyone like to troll people when they know its not funny?
Why do people worry the sun is the first thing to go when the world ends?
And why are people so stupid shove anything in their mouth and maybe eat it
Quote from: Zedd on February 12, 2007, 05:21:35 PM
Why does everyone like to troll people when they know its not funny?
Why do people worry the sun is the first thing to go when the world ends?
And why are people so stupid shove anything in their mouth and maybe eat it
Boredom - or dislike to certain people.
Dunno. I myself am pretty sure I won't be around when that happens anyway, so... Who cares - and he's the only one.
Curiosity. And rampaging moronism.
Why is Ink not doing art anymore? Does he fear someone will envy his art skills?
why do i get the felling that more control only leads to more conflict?
when do twink powers fail?
is having nigh infinite lives a twink power?
have you ever played Ecco the dolphin?
what roll do i need to make the saving throw for common sense?
Quote from: KarlOmega1 on February 13, 2007, 02:49:11 PM
Why is Ink not doing art anymore? Does he fear someone will envy his art skills?
RL-interference.
He fears nothing! I'm sure he enjoys others envying him. >:3
Quote from: e_voyager on February 14, 2007, 04:43:09 AM
why do i get the felling that more control only leads to more conflict?
when do twink powers fail?
is having nigh infinite lives a twink power?
have you ever played Ecco the dolphin?
what roll do i need to make the saving throw for common sense?
Because others will feel oppressed by your control.
When the GM says so.
Depends on the scenario.
No.
Twenty or more.
what tune can you play on Ecco?
Killing in the name of; who?
:U Pi = 3.14?
How do you kill that which is undying?
How is pi infinate, if it is less than 4?
If you possessed magic in real life, what element would you have control over?
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on February 14, 2007, 04:24:10 PM
what tune can you play on Ecco?
Chopsticks. :3
Quote from: Aiyno Wolf on February 14, 2007, 04:52:33 PM
Killing in the name of; who?
:U Pi = 3.14?
Bill. :U
Well, that is what most people usually leave it at.
Quote from: Drake Manaweilder on February 14, 2007, 07:37:44 PM
How do you kill that which is undying?
How is pi infinate, if it is less than 4?
If you possessed magic in real life, what element would you have control over?
You don't. You reject it entirely and erase it. :mwaha
I'm guessing someone made an error in interpretation somewhere along the line.
Illusion or Redirection, because meddling can be fun. :) Who said I had to pick something conventional?
what is the surface temperature of the sun?
what is the name of the guy on that movie with that thing and where he is trapped in a phonebooth of all things?
If a cow has three legs it is a tri-ped, if a cow has two legs it is a bi-ped, what do you call a cow with no legs?
what is clear on the outside and grey on the inside?
Tommorow Feb. 15, is my fathers birthday, he was born in 1946, how old will he be next year?
What is the name of the guy that does the voice for batman (Terry Mcguiness) in the series "Batman Beyond?" has he voiced other cartoons as well?
what kind of pokemon do you like?
If a tree falls in a forest in New England and no one is around except a man named bob with an umbrella, how do you remove the seed pod of a cactus that has mysteriously latched itself to your leg?
Do you know where you were on the evening of February the 29th, 2005?
Can you identify the difference between a riddle and a joke?
If you answered yes to the previous question, what is the difference?
Quote from: GabrielsThoughts on February 14, 2007, 11:25:48 PMwhat is the surface temperature of the sun?
Does the sun actually have a surface? Was I wrong to believe that there is no one ``the surface'' to the sun?
Oh, and what happened between September 3, 1752 and September 13, 1752 in England?
If you're not a furry, don't want to be a furry, but like furries because they're mostly great people, what is the best way to fit in?
If Llearch reproduced, would his children be sentient boxes at birth, or would they start out as padded envelopes and grow from there?
Alright, I have to choose between Indian or Chinese black teas - which way should I go?
Is there any place that sells Japanese Shinken for less than $5000?
Why did they discontinue selling my favorite guarana-flavored beverage at the Net Lightning? :<
This is a serious question which must be answered properly for ultimate awesomeness. Someone MUST know this!
What's the "official" name of those little kid-powered vehicles that you used to sit on as a kid, and when you swerved the handlebars left and right, it would move?
Is humping Powercores with manta's frowned upon?
Quote from: GabrielsThoughts on February 14, 2007, 11:25:48 PM
what is the surface temperature of the sun?
what is the name of the guy on that movie with that thing and where he is trapped in a phonebooth of all things?
If a cow has three legs it is a tri-ped, if a cow has two legs it is a bi-ped, what do you call a cow with no legs?
what is clear on the outside and grey on the inside?
Tommorow Feb. 15, is my fathers birthday, he was born in 1946, how old will he be next year?
What is the name of the guy that does the voice for batman (Terry Mcguiness) in the series "Batman Beyond?" has he voiced other cartoons as well?
what kind of pokemon do you like?
If a tree falls in a forest in New England and no one is around except a man named bob with an umbrella, how do you remove the seed pod of a cactus that has mysteriously latched itself to your leg?
Do you know where you were on the evening of February the 29th, 2005?
Can you identify the difference between a riddle and a joke?
If you answered yes to the previous question, what is the difference?
5800°C in average on the photosphere.
Stuart Shepard.
Extremely handicapped.
An elephant in a baggie.
Will Friedle. And yes, he has.
Many kinds. Charmander, Vulpix and Vaporeon are my favorites, in no particular order. I also like the Dratini family, Butterfree, Venomoth, Espeon and some others.
If that was even possible, yes, I would.
That evening never happened.
Yes.
A riddle has a hidden answer and the purpose of having the listener (or reader) try to figure out what the answer is. A joke has the purpose of being humorous. It is possible for something to be both: a riddle with a humorous answer.
Quote from: superluser on February 14, 2007, 11:38:32 PM
Quote from: GabrielsThoughts on February 14, 2007, 11:25:48 PMwhat is the surface temperature of the sun?
Does the sun actually have a surface? Was I wrong to believe that there is no one ``the surface'' to the sun?
Oh, and what happened between September 3, 1752 and September 13, 1752 in England?
If you consider the outer layer as the surface, it does.
10 days.
Quote from: TheGreyRonin on February 15, 2007, 03:41:02 PM
If you're not a furry, don't want to be a furry, but like furries because they're mostly great people, what is the best way to fit in?
If Llearch reproduced, would his children be sentient boxes at birth, or would they start out as padded envelopes and grow from there?
Just be yourself. Being nice also helps.
He does have a son, actually. I've seen photos. He's cute.
Quote from: Aridas Soulfire on February 15, 2007, 04:09:16 PM
This is a serious question which must be answered properly for ultimate awesomeness. Someone MUST know this!
What's the "official" name of those little kid-powered vehicles that you used to sit on as a kid, and when you swerved the handlebars left and right, it would move?
Can you draw one? I'm having trouble picturing such a vehicle. I don't think I've ever sat on something like that.
Quote from: Cogidubnus on February 15, 2007, 03:48:27 PM
Alright, I have to choose between Indian or Chinese black teas - which way should I go?
Is there any place that sells Japanese Shinken for less than $5000?
Why did they discontinue selling my favorite guarana-flavored beverage at the Net Lightning? :<
It depends on the brand and your personal preference, but most Indian and Chinese teas are good. Whatever choice you make, odds are you'll like it.
Yes, here (http://articulo.mercadolibre.com.mx/MLM-14054951-mizuno-wave-shinken-fg-8-mex-9-uk-_JM). (That's in Mexico, by the way, but the seller says they're shipped from England).
Probably not enough people were buying it. Same reason why they discontinued cottage cheese in Argentina. :(
Quote from: Aiyno Wolf on February 15, 2007, 04:17:55 PM
Is humping Powercores with manta's frowned upon?
Yes. Manta rays are not supposed to have intercourses with powercores.
Ooh, there was this song I heard on the radio. It went "Duh duhh de dahh du dahh de dee daah du dah dahhhh", but I can't remember the title. What was it?
Who was the first person to sign up on this forum? (moderaters don't count)
Who has the most posts?
How come I always ask a question, then say a related question, then another one that has nothing to do with the two before it?
Why must parental controls slow down the internet? I can go faster on dial-up, seriously!
What would you suggest against people who believe they should get their way for no good reason at all?
*points in random direction* What just happened there?
Should I tell castle just to check the member list?
Oh, and Gabi, to answer your question I REALLY don't remember much about it, just a vague shape and what I think the color was, though there were different colored ones for different "brands", or whatever. I can't name names, since kids have a tendency to pick at stickers, and thus they were all worn too much to be easy to remember. I DO however have a (terrible) mock up of one with several details missing, but should bring up memories to anyone who can remember the general idea:
(http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/3180/zomgwt2.png)
When will people realise that items and acts are neutral, but it's the intent that we commit to them that makes them good or evil?
Why do I ask such strange and politically provocative questions?
Why do people take offense when you point out facts about other countries in a humorous light?
Why doesn't the U.S. go back to practicing isolationism?
What would happen if the U.S. stopped exporting food?
Will Dan Ti'Fonia ever stop playing the racist card?
Will someone take me to AC 07? :<
Did it ever appeal to anyone that somewhat Jackie Chan looked scary as Chun Li in City Hunter?
Why do people I know like my dad keep thinking bats are blind?
What makes Take 5 candybars taste so good? :U
Quote from: BillBuckner on February 15, 2007, 07:52:37 PM
Ooh, there was this song I heard on the radio. It went "Duh duhh de dahh du dahh de dee daah du dah dahhhh", but I can't remember the title. What was it?
Ooh, I remember that! But, I forget the name of the song, or that one site I found the other day that listed the name. I'll get back to you on that...someday.
Quote from: Castle Pokemetroid on February 15, 2007, 08:43:08 PM
Who was the first person to sign up on this forum? (moderaters don't count)
Who has the most posts?
How come I always ask a question, then say a related question, then another one that has nothing to do with the two before it?
I dunno.
I thought Azlan has that title. Go check under more stats;
You are preprogrammed and have no will of your own...your own...your own...
Quote from: Ronin Foxtail on February 15, 2007, 09:58:59 PM
Why must parental controls slow down the internet? I can go faster on dial-up, seriously!
What would you suggest against people who believe they should get their way for no good reason at all?
*points in random direction* What just happened there?
Processing...processing...that data has no meaning to this unit. :3
Chakram Knuckle Duster!
Processing...processing...that data has no meaning to this unit. :3
Quote from: Aridas Soulfire on February 15, 2007, 10:09:21 PM
Should I tell castle just to check the member list?
Oh, and Gabi, to answer your question I REALLY don't remember much about it, just a vague shape and what I think the color was, though there were different colored ones for different "brands", or whatever. I can't name names, since kids have a tendency to pick at stickers, and thus they were all worn too much to be easy to remember. I DO however have a (terrible) mock up of one with several details missing, but should bring up memories to anyone who can remember the general idea:
*snip*
Nah.
I think I remember playing on one of those. I was in kindergarden at the time and it was a little different, but I still don't remember what it was called.
Quote from: Valynth on February 16, 2007, 01:53:46 AM
When will people realise that items and acts are neutral, but it's the intent that we commit to them that makes them good or evil?
Why do I ask such strange and politically provocative questions?
Why do people take offense when you point out facts about other countries in a humorous light?
Why doesn't the U.S. go back to practicing isolationism?
What would happen if the U.S. stopped exporting food?
When more people put the idea into a game or movie and pretty much beat the viewer over the head with it.
It has to do with that one time with your mother. I'll check Freud. :B
Because meddling can be fun.
Pass.
Quote from: Zedd on February 16, 2007, 02:12:11 AM
Will Dan Ti'Fonia ever stop playing the racist card?
Will someone take me to AC 07? :<
Did it ever appeal to anyone that somewhat Jackie Chan looked scary as Chun Li in City Hunter?
Why do people I know like my dad keep thinking bats are blind?
What makes Take 5 candybars taste so good? :U
When it stops being an issue.
Ask in the con sub-board.
I remember that movie!
Because they don't know better...poor little lambs. :<
I like KitKat bars myself.
What does it mean if the APF doesn't even acknowledge some of you questions?
Which of the answers given goes with which question I asked? It's kinda confusing since it seems outta order.
Will my unaswered questions ever be answered?
What is the chemical composition of apple pie?
Who are my enemies on the forum?
Who are my allies on the forum?
Quote from: Valynth on February 17, 2007, 03:07:57 AM
What does it mean if the APF doesn't even acknowledge some of you questions?
Which of the answers given goes with which question I asked? It's kinda confusing since it seems outta order.
Will my unaswered questions ever be answered?
What is the chemical composition of apple pie?
Who are my enemies on the forum?
Who are my allies on the forum?
Not much really. APFs are free to ignore anything.
As for the rest of your questions.
*sets them on fire*
They aren't FOR you!
Who among the APF team is most popular?
well, thats the answer to one of my questions. Anyway, some new ones!
What would you do if Pikmen were real and our size?
Do Pikmen eat, or do they use photosynthesis? I know the onions eat stuff and produce more Pikmen, but what do the Pikmen themselves eat?
What would happen if you throw red Pikmen into lava?
How come Darkmoon's comics aren't as famous as Amber's?
Were did Darkmoon get so much funny for his comics?
What happened to learch's negative points? Learch used to have more than Darkmoon.
When is picking your nose is too much?
I just wonder whos gonna be there when I sleep at night?
Should I really clean my room?
Does garlic salt in hot water really sooth headaches?
When will sega and archie comics team up and make a proper Sonic game I can love always
Which members of the APF team likes playing RPs?
Quote from: KarlOmega1 on February 19, 2007, 01:06:31 PM
Which members of the APF team likes playing RPs?
Myself, Azlan... Shades has some roleplaying stories to share. Gareeku, Poofy, Furry Freak, Eibbor_N... possibly others too.
Which one would you recommend to someone who hasn't indulged in Fight Club: The book or the movie?
*edit*
*Has both of them tucked away in his entertainment barrel*
Am I a horrible person if I'm eating non-RJ-muffins? :<
Am I a very horrible person if they're banana nut muffins? :dface
Why does Boogey like being in closets? :3
How many times did Boogey come out of the closet today? >:3
What makes Daka think his box is so special? >:O
Why do cartoon producers end their one-season shows with cliffhangers?
Why do such shows get renewed less than ones that end with actual season finales?
How the heck did that commen level 27 monster kill my level 61 charactor in one hit?! :dface That was 8000+ damage with the bubble belt I had on!
Whatever happened to Firefly? I thought it was cool...
Ninjas, or Pirates?
Was "The Godfather" really the best movie ever made?
Is the all-knowing Sphinx related to the All-Purpose Fox?
Quote from: Jim Halisstrad on February 21, 2007, 02:21:41 PM
Which one would you recommend to someone who hasn't indulged in Fight Club: The book or the movie?
*edit*
*Has both of them tucked away in his entertainment barrel*
As someone who hasn't seen either version, I'd pick the movie if you wanna see the whole thing. If you've got time, can't see the movie or aren't that interested anyway, get the book.
Quote from: Dakata on February 21, 2007, 06:07:42 PM
Am I a horrible person if I'm eating non-RJ-muffins? :<
Am I a very horrible person if they're banana nut muffins? :dface
Why does Boogey like being in closets? :3
How many times did Boogey come out of the closet today? >:3
Ask RJ that. I've been waiting for something to happen. >:3
I'll leave that to your imagination.
I've heard he's a closet klepto.
My cameraman failed to keep track. I do have a lovely message to send though, maybe you can do that for me.
Quote from: HaZ×MaT on February 21, 2007, 06:14:02 PM
What makes Daka think his box is so special? >:O
It can build forts and stuff. :P
Quote from: Caswin on February 21, 2007, 10:08:51 PM
Why do cartoon producers end their one-season shows with cliffhangers?
Why do such shows get renewed less than ones that end with actual season finales?
I think it might have to do with "Who Wants to be a Millionaire?".
See previous answer.
Quote from: Drake Manaweilder on February 22, 2007, 07:06:12 PM
How the heck did that commen level 27 monster kill my level 61 charactor in one hit?! :dface That was 8000+ damage with the bubble belt I had on!
USE THE OPPOSITE ELEMENT FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE!!
Quote from: Black_angel on February 23, 2007, 12:45:15 PM
Whatever happened to Firefly? I thought it was cool...
Ninjas, or Pirates?
Was "The Godfather" really the best movie ever made?
Is the all-knowing Sphinx related to the All-Purpose Fox?
Low ratings apparently.
Bombermen.
I dunno. Not much of a movie aficionado.
She was someone's ex. I can't say who without having to feel guilty enough to the point where I buy a bunch of ice cream from the nearest Baskin Robbins for dredging up so many painful memories for the sympathy party.
How do I remove poltergeists?
If a tree falls on a lumberjack and no one is around does he make a sound?
Whos the coooler Decepticon jet? Skywarp,Thundercracker,Starscream or Sunstorm?
Quote from: Zedd on February 25, 2007, 05:33:08 AM
How do I remove poltergeists?
If a tree falls on a lumberjack and no one is around does he make a sound?
Whos the coooler Decepticon jet? Skywarp,Thundercracker,Starscream or Sunstorm?
A vacuum backpack. Or photon beams.
Yes. "Snap".
Sunstorm. Cause he doesn't have the words "warp", "cracker", or "scream" in his name.
who would win in a fight: Overlord Laharl or Ink?
Who killed my rubber duck?!
Quote from: vulpesweasel on February 25, 2007, 07:59:07 PM
who would win in a fight: Overlord Laharl or Ink?
Who killed my rubber duck?!
Laharl could throw Ink into the "teammate spawning point" and have em gang up on him.
The rubber goose.
in the song prelude 12/21 what do they mean by " kiss my eyes and lay me to sleep?
Quote from: prelude 12 21This is what I brought you, this you can keep
This is what I brought you may forget me
I promise to depart, just promise one thing
Kiss my eyes, and lay me to sleep
Am I a man dreaming that I was a butterfly, or a butterfly dreaming I am a man?
Are there any words of hope you might say?
What's the difference between a tea and a tisane?
What doth love be?
Should you ever drink anything larger than your head?
Should I risk making a point at the possible ire of many people?
If someone is born on Febuary the 29th (Leap year in other words), does that mean they will have to wait four times as long as others to legally gain the right to drive, drink, etc?
If ignorance is bliss, why do we insist on going through colleges?
Can I have a cookie?
Coincidence that a certain chibi dragon's name sounds almost identical to a company that sells safety products (mainly safety belts) for performance vehicles?
If someone were to do a DMFA/FMA crossover of some sort, do you think Merlitz would be a great Col. Roy Mustang?
Quote from: Cogidubnus on February 28, 2007, 01:15:00 PM
Am I a man dreaming that I was a butterfly, or a butterfly dreaming I am a man?
Are there any words of hope you might say?
What's the difference between a tea and a tisane?
What doth love be?
Should you ever drink anything larger than your head?
Should I risk making a point at the possible ire of many people?
You are a man hopped up on crystal meth, mostly because your lab blew up so now you are on fire, so stop thinking about the butterflies! You have more important things to think about.
Yea, you might survive the burns. It will be extremely unpleasent, since the plastics will be melted into your skin. But at least you won't feel it.
Well, one is on fire, much like you are.
Not being on fire.
There you go with your meth again.
Yes.
Quote from: Ronin Foxtail on March 01, 2007, 01:00:05 AM
If someone is born on Febuary the 29th (Leap year in other words), does that mean they will have to wait four times as long as others to legally gain the right to drive, drink, etc?
If ignorance is bliss, why do we insist on going through colleges?
Can I have a cookie?
Or maybe they just have to wait four times as long to be put out. I think Cogidubnus was born on Feb 29, since he is still on fire.
I once went to college. Worst Easter ever.
You may have one, but do you actually want it?
Quote from: HaZ×MaT on March 01, 2007, 02:22:21 AM
Coincidence that a certain chibi dragon's name sounds almost identical to a company that sells safety products (mainly safety belts) for performance vehicles?
I don't think that even parses. *throws the question on Cogidubnus, since he will be on fire for at least 3 more years.*
Quote from: KarlOmega1 on March 01, 2007, 02:43:37 PM
If someone were to do a DMFA/FMA crossover of some sort, do you think Merlitz would be a great Col. Roy Mustang?
No. In fact, never mention that again. Unless you want Merlitz to end up being Hughes. You don't want Merlitz getting assassinated do you? You are a bad evil person for wishing Merlitz dead.
What happens if I overdosed on cookies?
Is there a cure? D:
Quote from: HaZ×MaT on March 01, 2007, 02:22:21 AM
Coincidence that a certain chibi dragon's name sounds almost identical to a company that sells safety products (mainly safety belts) for performance vehicles?
What's the company called? :U
Does Shades ever think of anything besides fire, or things that are on fire?
Does Shades dream of fire?
Can fire be on fire?
Do boys have cooties? :<
Quote from: Aridas Soulfire on March 02, 2007, 02:19:56 AM
What happens if I overdosed on cookies?
Is there a cure? D:
You become diabetic.
No.
Quote from: Dakata on March 02, 2007, 11:49:21 AM
Quote from: HaZ×MaT on March 01, 2007, 02:22:21 AM
Coincidence that a certain chibi dragon's name sounds almost identical to a company that sells safety products (mainly safety belts) for performance vehicles?
What's the company called? :U
Does Shades ever think of anything besides fire, or things that are on fire?
Does Shades dream of fire?
Can fire be on fire?
Do boys have cooties? :<
Acme.
No.
Actually, I usually dream of losing my teeth, or stuff getting stolen from me.
Yes.
No, I dipped them in liquid hydrogen. They are all gone now.
Quote from: ShadesFox on March 02, 2007, 02:51:58 PM
No, I dipped them in liquid hydrogen. They are all gone now.
The boys or the cooties?
Quote from: Dakata on March 02, 2007, 11:49:21 AM
Quote from: HaZ×MaT on March 01, 2007, 02:22:21 AM
Coincidence that a certain chibi dragon's name sounds almost identical to a company that sells safety products (mainly safety belts) for performance vehicles?
What's the company called? :U
Can I answer that?
Quote from: HaZ×MaT on March 02, 2007, 05:32:56 PM
Quote from: Dakata on March 02, 2007, 11:49:21 AM
Quote from: HaZ×MaT on March 01, 2007, 02:22:21 AM
Coincidence that a certain chibi dragon's name sounds almost identical to a company that sells safety products (mainly safety belts) for performance vehicles?
What's the company called? :U
Can I answer that?
Nah. I wanna see how long it'll take for her to figure out. :3
I give up, what's it called? :U
Why doesn't my mom approve of Law and Order SVU? :< It's interesting. And educational...sorta.
Are [candiru(s)] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candir%C3%BA) sold as pets? >:3 *Bwahahah*
Why do some [stupid] people use chatspeak on forums? :U Whenever someone complains about it, they say "Oh, I'll type however I want" or "UR NOT THE BOSS OF ME U RETARD". Why don't they understand that it's called CHATspeak 'cuz it's for CHATTING, not talking on a forum where you should type like you actually have brainz? :<
Why does my math teacher hate meeeeeeee? :< Whenever I don't wanna talk, she wants me to talk. Whenever I -sorta- wanna talk, and I say like two words, she complains.
Quote from: ShadesFox on March 02, 2007, 01:48:02 AM
Quote from: KarlOmega1 on March 01, 2007, 02:43:37 PM
If someone were to do a DMFA/FMA crossover of some sort, do you think Merlitz would be a great Col. Roy Mustang?
No. In fact, never mention that again. Unless you want Merlitz to end up being Hughes. You don't want Merlitz getting assassinated do you? You are a bad evil person for wishing Merlitz dead.
Ok...Has Shades lost his mind/ gone mad?
what is astrology?
Quote from: KarlOmega1 on March 02, 2007, 09:55:46 PM
Quote from: ShadesFox on March 02, 2007, 01:48:02 AM
Quote from: KarlOmega1 on March 01, 2007, 02:43:37 PM
If someone were to do a DMFA/FMA crossover of some sort, do you think Merlitz would be a great Col. Roy Mustang?
No. In fact, never mention that again. Unless you want Merlitz to end up being Hughes. You don't want Merlitz getting assassinated do you? You are a bad evil person for wishing Merlitz dead.
Ok...Has Shades lost his mind/ gone mad?
Gone mad? He's just as insane as ever.
Quote from: GabrielsThoughts on March 02, 2007, 10:03:01 PM
what is astrology?
The study that assumes and attempts to interpret the influence of the heavenly bodies on human affairs.
Why didn't anyone answer Daka's questions? However obvious the answers may be.
Why does the NHL include both Canadian and American teams?
That's up to Roureem. The question was addressed to him.
Because it's one of those things that are "National" for more than one nation.
is it okay to ask music analysis questions here?
if the question goes unanswered where else should i ask?
what do the endings "kun" and "chan" mean in japanese?
is there a question no APF would answer?
Is pi secretly the source of all world pie?
If not, what is?
what is the cure for ignorance?
Quote from: e_voyager on March 04, 2007, 04:44:56 PM
is it okay to ask music analysis questions here?
if the question goes unanswered where else should i ask?
Yes.
Wherever you want. I've answered some questions at Yahoo Answers, you may find something there.
Quote from: Harley Tsukioni on March 04, 2007, 05:12:08 PM
what do the endings "kun" and "chan" mean in japanese?
is there a question no APF would answer?
Is pi secretly the source of all world pie?
If not, what is?
what is the cure for ignorance?
They are different ways to address a person. 'Kun' basically means 'mr.', while 'chan' denotes some closeness between the person and the speaker, or tenderness. Note that I don't speak Japanese, so this is 2nd or 3rd hand information.
Yes, any question about how the forum works.
Not exacly the source, but they're closely related. Every pie has a multiple of pi hidden in it.
Kitchens.
Knowledge.
How many didgets dose pi have? What about pie?
Can it be infinite if pi is less than 4? Can pie be if it's not a number?
What kind of cookies do ya like?
Quote from: Castle Pokemetroid on March 04, 2007, 05:43:22 PM
How many didgets dose pi have? What about pie?
Can it be infinite if pi is less than 4? Can pie be if it's not a number?
What kind of cookies do ya like?
Pi has no didgets. However it has infinite digits in any rational base, on account of being an irrational number. It does, however, have only 2 digits in base pi. And Pie has as many digits as you put in it, but make sure to wash your hands later.
There are infinite real numbers between any two given real numbers. The set of real numbers is dense. I have yet to encounter an infinite pie. It would be interesting, and could solve many people's hunger problems.
Small ones. Any kind except for chocolate cookies. I do like chocolate, just not chocolate cookies nor chocolate cake.
Quote from: Gabi on March 04, 2007, 05:26:10 PM
Quote from: Harley Tsukioni on March 04, 2007, 05:12:08 PM
what do the endings "kun" and "chan" mean in japanese?
is there a question no APF would answer?
Is pi secretly the source of all world pie?
If not, what is?
what is the cure for ignorance?
They are different ways to address a person. 'Kun' basically means 'mr.', while 'chan' denotes some closeness between the person and the speaker, or tenderness. Note that I don't speak Japanese, so this is 2nd or 3rd hand information.
Yes, any question about how the forum works.
Not exacly the source, but they're closely related. Every pie has a multiple of pi hidden in it.
Kitchens.
Knowledge.
I only wish to clarify the -kun and -chan parts.
-kun is generally used to refer to peers/students or guys... more or less and -chan is used for children and
close friends. -san is more along the lines of 'mr.' as it is usually attached to the names of adults or people you do not know well or are not close to. -sama is added to those whom you hold in great respect (i.e Amber-sama). That is more or less the best way I can think of typing that.
Quote from: Gabi on March 04, 2007, 08:35:05 PM
Quote from: Castle Pokemetroid on March 04, 2007, 05:43:22 PM
How many didgets dose pi have? What about pie?
Can it be infinite if pi is less than 4? Can pie be if it's not a number?
What kind of cookies do ya like?
There are infinite real numbers between any two given real numbers. The set of real numbers is dense. I have yet to encounter an infinite pie. It would be interesting, and could solve many people's hunger problems.
But then a lot of people would get fat!
Oh wait... three APF posted in a row...
*pokes the dark portal that has appeared.*
Oh joy.
It looks cool! Can I walk through it? :B
Oh no! What have you done?
Quote from: BillBuckner on March 05, 2007, 08:06:21 PM
It looks cool! Can I walk through it? :B
$10 admission. But that's just step 1.
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on March 05, 2007, 08:07:02 PM
Oh no! What have you done?
Don't worry. It's all according to plan.
*dives through*
What the heck is all this here?!
If I was to suddenly spontaneously combust, would you put the fire out?
What is the best plan for mass destruction?
Can I buy it at Lowe's?
.. can I buy it at Lovecrafts?
Quote from: Aridas Soulfire on March 05, 2007, 08:39:48 PM
*dives through*
What the heck is all this here?!
*closes the door*
It's a trap!
Quote from: Harley Tsukioni on March 05, 2007, 09:22:31 PM
If I was to suddenly spontaneously combust, would you put the fire out?
What is the best plan for mass destruction?
Can I buy it at Lowe's?
No.
Biological agents.
Maybe. You would need one of those 'special' Lowe's.
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on March 05, 2007, 09:26:54 PM
.. can I buy it at Lovecrafts?
Well, you can find something far more interesting there. But if you go there I want no part of it. I got thrown our of there once. Worse customer service ever.
Hey, Ard didn't pay! Why does he get to go for free? :<
Am I the reason the dark portal opened because of my pie Q?
What is a dark portal?
Did you already know I only use "Q" because I'm too lazy to write out question? Dang, I just did. Am I not as lazy as I think I am?
Is too much fruit juice bad for you? (<3 Pineapple coconut juice.)
Quote from: HaZ×MaT on March 05, 2007, 11:39:44 PM
Is too much fruit juice bad for you? (<3 Pineapple coconut juice.)
Yes. But only cause it's not pine-orange-banana.
Quote from: BillBuckner on March 05, 2007, 09:40:46 PM
Hey, Ard didn't pay! Why does he get to go for free? :<
Oh, I wouldn't call it free. Dr. Ink has been known to extract a mean price.
Quote from: Castle Pokemetroid on March 05, 2007, 10:47:51 PM
Am I the reason the dark portal opened because of my pie Q?
What is a dark portal?
Did you already know I only use "Q" because I'm too lazy to write out question? Dang, I just did. Am I not as lazy as I think I am?
No.
No.
No.
No.
Quote from: HaZ×MaT on March 05, 2007, 11:39:44 PM
Is too much fruit juice bad for you? (<3 Pineapple coconut juice.)
I had fruit juice once. Wasn't so good.
Quote from: Kenji on March 05, 2007, 11:44:51 PM
Quote from: HaZ×MaT on March 05, 2007, 11:39:44 PM
Is too much fruit juice bad for you? (<3 Pineapple coconut juice.)
Yes. But only cause it's not pine-orange-banana.
:<
Aww, aren't they cute? :3
(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i213/xXHaZxMaTXx/Haz_Vulpes.gif)
I just got throat raped by a FaceHugger. What do I do? Plz Hurry. :<
Quote from: HaZ×MaT on March 06, 2007, 01:40:38 AM
Aww, aren't they cute? :3
(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i213/xXHaZxMaTXx/Haz_Vulpes.gif)
Well yes, they are. Not the cutest though. >:3
Quote from: Jim Halisstrad on March 06, 2007, 02:08:25 AM
I just got throat raped by a FaceHugger. What do I do? Plz Hurry. :<
Be sure to drink lots of booze! :U
What is the cutest?
Quote from: Jim Halisstrad on March 06, 2007, 02:08:25 AM
I just got throat raped by a FaceHugger. What do I do? Plz Hurry. :<
Die.
I mean, uh, "die?". No, honest. I wasn't answering questions! I wasn't! I was just passing, and the word just popped out! It wasn't me! I wasn't even here!
I blame Haz! He's been taunting me!
Can I have a little mercy, then?
Anyone want an industrial-strength paper shredder for... no reason? >:3
Why won't Rou answer my questions? :<
If he won't answer them, can another APF answer them?
I'm currently arguing with someone who's a year older than me on MySpace, and all she's doing is calling me a dumb*ss and saying I'm a 6th grader. Is she stupid?
What's sadder? :< Being pwned by a freshman, or being pwned by a 6th grader? Lulz.
I called her a fat rooster-sucking donkey (You know what I mean ;3), and I posted a pic of her (That I drew :dface) to prove it. If she whines about it, can I use "I did it for the lulz" as an excuse?
If she says that's a stupid excuse, does she fail? :<
Am I mean? :3
What's worse, arguing on the internet in general, or arguing on MySpace? :giggle
How come most of the good things in life are bad for you?
How come there's so many fat people in the US?
What kind of computer do you have?
If shows like G.I. Joe and Transformers - or, heck, to a lesser extent, Gargoyles and maybe Thundercats - were created with the intent of making money off the merchandise, why didn't they release all those big three-to-five-part episodes on VHS?
Quote from: Haz on March 06, 2007, 03:10:09 PM
What's worse, arguing on the internet in general, or arguing on MySpace? :giggle
MySpace. The Internet in general is as good/bad a place as any for many kinds of arguments, but MySpace just doesn't strike me as a good place for that.
Quote from: Castle Pokemetroid on March 07, 2007, 08:00:10 PM
How come most of the good things in life are bad for you?
How come there's so many fat people in the US?
What kind of computer do you have?
Not really. That's just a pessimistic approach to life. I'm sure there are many good things you haven't even tried.
As far as I have seen, most food in the US is quite unhealthy.
AMD Athlon 2000+ with 1280 MB RAM, 190Gb of secondary memory distributed in 2 hard drives... what other details would you like to know?
Quote from: Caswin on March 11, 2007, 10:09:03 PM
If shows like G.I. Joe and Transformers - or, heck, to a lesser extent, Gargoyles and maybe Thundercats - were created with the intent of making money off the merchandise, why didn't they release all those big three-to-five-part episodes on VHS?
Who says they didn't?
Quote from: Gabi on March 12, 2007, 10:31:09 AM
*Opens mouth*
*Looks at Ink and hesitates*
Am I allowed to answer questions asked by an APF?
Quote from: Caswin on March 12, 2007, 06:15:40 PM
Quote from: Gabi on March 12, 2007, 10:31:09 AM
*Opens mouth*
*Looks at Ink and hesitates*
Am I allowed to answer questions asked by an APF?
Only if you're prepared to face the consequences.
Quote from: Kenji on March 12, 2007, 06:16:15 PM
Quote from: Caswin on March 12, 2007, 06:15:40 PM
Quote from: Gabi on March 12, 2007, 10:31:09 AM
*Opens mouth*
*Looks at Ink and hesitates*
Am I allowed to answer questions asked by an APF?
Only if you're prepared to face the consequences.
*Looks at rules, finds nothing covering this situation, and breathes deeply* What would the consequences be?
Quote from: Caswin on March 12, 2007, 06:36:34 PM
Quote from: Kenji on March 12, 2007, 06:16:15 PM
Quote from: Caswin on March 12, 2007, 06:15:40 PM
Quote from: Gabi on March 12, 2007, 10:31:09 AM
*Opens mouth*
*Looks at Ink and hesitates*
Am I allowed to answer questions asked by an APF?
Only if you're prepared to face the consequences.
*Looks at rules, finds nothing covering this situation, and breathes deeply* What would the consequences be?
That's on a need to know basis. And trust me, you don't want to know.
Can you list all of the alternative and medicinal cures for the common cold? Keep in mind this is an open ended question that you can answer with 300 words or less, but you may not want to.
Why is critical thinking nesisary?
am I special cause i have the 667th post here?
Quote from: Harley Tsukioni on March 12, 2007, 09:25:19 PM
am I special cause i have the 667th post here?
Shhh! you're ruining the joke.
Quote from: Kenji on March 12, 2007, 06:38:21 PM
Quote from: Caswin on March 12, 2007, 06:36:34 PM
Quote from: Kenji on March 12, 2007, 06:16:15 PM
Quote from: Caswin on March 12, 2007, 06:15:40 PM
Quote from: Gabi on March 12, 2007, 10:31:09 AM
*Opens mouth*
*Looks at Ink and hesitates*
Am I allowed to answer questions asked by an APF?
Only if you're prepared to face the consequences.
*Looks at rules, finds nothing covering this situation, and breathes deeply* What would the consequences be?
That's on a need to know basis. And trust me, you don't want to know.
Understood.
Quote from: Gabi on March 12, 2007, 10:31:09 AM
Quote from: Caswin on March 11, 2007, 10:09:03 PM
If shows like G.I. Joe and Transformers - or, heck, to a lesser extent, Gargoyles and maybe Thundercats - were created with the intent of making money off the merchandise, why didn't they release all those big three-to-five-part episodes on VHS?
Who says they didn't?
GI Joe VHS & DVD releases (http://www.joeheadquarters.com/videolist.html): Had five-parters coming out the wazoo and is likely the poster child for the thirty-minute toy commercial, and yet where's my Pyramid of Darkness?
Thundercats VHS releases (http://www.purrsiathunder.org/merchandise/thumbnails.php?album=5): Had, by my estimate, about as many as G.I. Joe, and they did indeed release "Thundercats - Ho!", but that's it. Lion-O's Anointment would've made a sweet movie.
Transformers... well, okay, got me there, it turns out.
Gargoyles (http://www.amazon.com/Gargoyles-Jeff-Bennett/dp/6303315739): Opening five-parter (cut by twenty minutes or so)? Check. Rest of the first season? Check. Any other coherent multi-part stories? ...not so much.
The weirdest part is when they release so many standalone episodes one or two at a time, yet seem so hesitant to actually release something resembling a movie. Hence the question.
You all burn horribly. Other details to be left unexplained.
Should rewarmed two day old pizza be eaten for breakfast?
Why doesnt the silly rabbit pack heat if he wants Trix so bad?
Are cactui eatable?
Whats the mystery behind mystery meat?
What happens if you're used to/not effected by fire and got it as a punishment?
Can you then touch some one else and then will they become on fire if you're also on fire?
Can you set something on water or earth the same way you can set them on fire?
REESE'S PIECES FOR BREAKFAST?!
Quote from: Zedd on March 13, 2007, 07:19:57 PM
Should rewarmed two day old pizza be eaten for breakfast?
Why doesnt the silly rabbit pack heat if he wants Trix so bad?
Are cactui eatable?
Whats the mystery behind mystery meat?
If it's been reheated twice, I'd get rid of it. But since I've only had the failure that is Pizza Hut, I dunno. Make your own call since I don't think twice-reheated anything will taste dood. :/
It takes the fun out of coming up with silly schemes and costumes to see what people fall for.
I think so. Don't quote me on it though.
It's covered in a mind-control sauce impervious to alumnum hats, which is distributed by the Cafeteria Lady Worker's Union in an effort to stir up a little drama now and then. The meat itself results from budget cuts and salvaging.
Quote from: Castle Pokemetroid on March 13, 2007, 11:58:27 PM
What happens if you're used to/not effected by fire and got it as a punishment?
Can you then touch some one else and then will they become on fire if you're also on fire?
Can you set something on water or earth the same way you can set them on fire?
I said you burned. I didn't say it was with fire. :veryevil
Hmm...maybe. If FKK would like to elaborate on it, he can do it. He and Shades are the resident experts on all things that involve fire.
Set something on water, it'll float or sink, depending on what it is. Set something on earth, it'll just...lay there.
Quote from: Jim Halisstrad on March 14, 2007, 01:13:32 AM
REESE'S PIECES FOR BREAKFAST?!
I'M CUCKOO FOR COCOA PUFFS! :U
*burns things. No real reason other then to make room for the new booth. Has a little donation cup in the middle with a sign that reads "Please help the cookie monster. He needs his insulin."*
Why am I still here? :-]
Mostly because you won't stay on fire.
Have you tried an accelerant? :-]
Come on, it's friggin' cardboard. How hard can cardboard be to burn?
How are glow in the dark pacifiers linked with counterculture?
Why do television episodes air out of order?
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on March 18, 2007, 08:16:51 PM
Have you tried an accelerant? :-]
I tried jam, does that count?
Quote from: BillBuckner on March 18, 2007, 08:26:50 PM
Come on, it's friggin' cardboard. How hard can cardboard be to burn?
Oh, it burns alright. Then it just comes back,
*Boom, fire*
*blam, box*
What?
Quote from: GabrielsThoughts on March 18, 2007, 08:39:20 PM
How are glow in the dark pacifiers linked with counterculture?
By psycho paths who are running the glow in the dark pacifier cartel that is manipulating the counter culture movement, alone with the rest of the people running Hot Topic.
Quote from: Caswin on March 18, 2007, 08:45:57 PM
Why do television episodes air out of order?
Because you watch them out of order.
Is it really a counterculture if there's a store in the mall for it?
Quote from: BillBuckner on March 18, 2007, 09:12:27 PM
Is it really a counterculture if there's a store in the mall for it?
You'd be surprised at the sheer amount of cultures malls go against.
Whats was that bright shinney thing covered with metal that hitted me last night?
Quote from: Zedd on March 18, 2007, 09:29:14 PM
Whats was that bright shinney thing covered with metal that hitted me last night?
That was my stapler. I need it back.
What would you do if you had a fangirl/fanboy horde thats made up of every creature race, and they're chasing you all over the place?
Ok, explain those pink petals that rain down for no apparent reason in anime.
Quote from: Kenji on March 19, 2007, 11:00:38 PM
Quote from: Azlan on March 19, 2007, 10:55:52 PM
Quote from: ShadesFox on March 19, 2007, 10:54:15 PM
That was my stapler. I need it back.
Red Swingline?
*burns Az and Shades*
With my last breath, I curse Zoidburg!
*discretely takes the dead bodies off and hides them.*
Quote from: KarlOmega1 on March 19, 2007, 11:03:20 PM
What would you do if you had a fangirl/fanboy horde thats made up of every creature race, and they're chasing you all over the place?
Probably have they carry my stuff around.
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on March 19, 2007, 11:19:13 PM
Quote from: Azlan on March 19, 2007, 10:55:52 PM
Red Swingline?
Is there another kind?
There are plenty of other kinds. Just none that you would want.
Quote from: Jim Halisstrad on March 20, 2007, 12:58:02 AM
Ok, explain those pink petals that rain down for no apparent reason in anime.
Cherry blossoms. It is a conspiracy. That is all there is too it. And pirates.
Cookies or milk?
Pie, watermellons, rocks, swords, pie, mellons, mud, paper, crayon, pie, or ninja?
How old is transformers?
Quote from: Castle Pokemetroid on March 20, 2007, 03:45:21 AM
Cookies or milk?
Pie, watermellons, rocks, swords, pie, mellons, mud, paper, crayon, pie, or ninja?
How old is transformers?
Why take just one if they go so well together?
23 years old.
I'd say pie is the most likely to come out of that list.
What happened after I disappeared?
Quote from: Siirenias on March 22, 2007, 03:34:28 PM
What happened after I disappeared?
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v420/non_clone_bush/CannonFire/dabfb3bc.jpg)
Duh.
Oh, I should have known. Only my manliness was keeping them at bay! They must have heard me coming, too...
Quote from: Kenji on March 22, 2007, 06:04:24 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v420/non_clone_bush/CannonFire/dabfb3bc.jpg)
Duh.
... I count only ten. Are the others hiding somewhere?
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on March 22, 2007, 06:12:25 PM
Quote from: Kenji on March 22, 2007, 06:04:24 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v420/non_clone_bush/CannonFire/dabfb3bc.jpg)
Duh.
... I count only ten. Are the others hiding somewhere?
That's just all you see before-- oops! Perhaps I've said too much..
Hey, is there any relation between Kenji and a certain pyrogenic kat I used to know?
Okay, really, what is the difference between a tea and a tisane? :/
Why did the Man in Black always wear black?
Should I sell rather (personally) valuable items, to make needed money?
I'm sitting by windows. Should I spy on my neighbors?
(http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l229/C-P_06/Somarunanimated.gif)
This took me a few hours to make. Can someone possibly make this have an invisible backround? I don't want to make a new topic for a little thing. Thanks in advance!
Quote from: Siirenias on March 23, 2007, 02:39:39 AM
Hey, is there any relation between Kenji and a certain pyrogenic kat I used to know?
If you're referring to FireKatKid, they're one and the same.
Quote from: Cogidubnus on March 23, 2007, 02:51:44 AM
Okay, really, what is the difference between a tea and a tisane? :/
Why did the Man in Black always wear black?
Should I sell rather (personally) valuable items, to make needed money?
I'm sitting by windows. Should I spy on my neighbors?
Tea in its most specific meaning refers only to the infusion made from the leaves of Camellia sinensis, while tisane is made from leaves of any plant
except that one. Those are the specific definition. Traditionally, however, the word 'tea' is used to refer to any infusion (and this use is accepted), while 'tisane' is more comonly used to refer to infusions used for medicinal purposes.
By definition. Duh.
It's an option, but I think you should look for other alternatives first, if you haven't already. Personally valuable items don't hold as much value for others as they do for you, you'd only get their material worth in exchange for them.
Not unless your neighbours are doing something illegal. Otherwise you should respect their privacy, as I believe you'd like them to respect yours.
Quote from: Castle Pokemetroid on March 23, 2007, 03:29:04 AM
(http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l229/C-P_06/Somarunanimated.gif)
This took me a few hours to make. Can someone possibly make this have an invisible backround? I don't want to make a new topic for a little thing. Thanks in advance!
If you can wait until tomorrow, I can do that. Otherwise you'll have to ask someone else. I have a busy day today.
What would you do for Klondyke bar?
Is Scooby Doo now overated by modern standerds?
How do you get rid of blisters?
Why do the best things in life seem have to be half complete?
Do you guys miss the old Sonic the Hedgehog Cartoons that played during the 90's?
Quote from: KarlOmega1 on March 23, 2007, 03:41:59 PM
Do you guys miss the old Sonic the Hedgehog Cartoons that played during the 90's?
If you mean Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog, then hell no.
If you mean the one with Knothole Village, of course I do. That is, until I buy it on DVD this or next month.
Why does this happen? The 'replace' frame mode doesn't seem to be working. Is my GIMP broken?
(http://img464.imageshack.us/img464/4284/somarunanimkd3.gif)
I checked it in my own gif editor and it's using the wrong method for transparency, leaving the contents of the previous frame up. Another problem is that the white parts are being counted as part of the transparency as well... Whatever you did, it wasn't meant for whatever you wanted to do. Or something. It's tough trying to explain something in general terms when I don't know the real ones.
(http://img453.imageshack.us/img453/1512/somarunanimated1iq4.gif)
.. uh...
:paranoid
Does that answer your question?
Quote from: Gabi on March 24, 2007, 09:08:29 AM
Why does this happen? The 'replace' frame mode doesn't seem to be working. Is my GIMP broken?
(http://img464.imageshack.us/img464/4284/somarunanimkd3.gif)
It looks to me as if you've set the frames as combine, not replace. Other than that, I can't say, since that tends to change the way it saves the image, and masks any other issues.
I can't -see- any white that is being counted as transparency, but, as I said, the combining rather than replacing, whilst generating a smaller file, doesn't tend to work out well with transparent images, and causes other problems.
Edit:
Erm. Ah.
How many fish are there in the North Sea?
(phew, found a question at the last minute)
I set it as Replace, llearch, that's why I said it wasn't working.
As for your question... many.
Wow, thanks guys. I made that mostly for another forum.
Do you know were I can get CV Dawn of Sorrow weapon sprites to make more animations with?
You could extract them from screenshots (http://www.webcrawler.com/webcrawler/ws/results/Images/Dawn%20of%20Sorrow/2/0/0/Relevance/zoom=off/qi=19/qk=18/bepersistence=true/_iceUrlFlag=7?_IceUrl=true).
How many times could the population of Earth circle the globe?
Was Rasputin really Chuck Norris in disguise?
Why does my heel itch so badly?!?!? GRAH!
Why do I have a sense of impending doom about tomorrow?
Should I feel Gamers Regret for spending a total of 120+ hours on FFXII?
Is it sad that in all that time I've only found one rare weapon?
If someone was under "silence" status, would they be able to play Magic: The Gathering?
Am I a Nerd or a Geek?
Why does my brain fail whenever I try to explain the simplest thing?
Quote from: Drake Manaweilder on March 25, 2007, 09:39:47 PM
Why do I have a sense of impending doom about tomorrow?
Should I feel Gamers Regret for spending a total of 120+ hours on FFXII?
Is it sad that in all that time I've only found one rare weapon?
If someone was under "silence" status, would they be able to play Magic: The Gathering?
Am I a Nerd or a Geek?
Why does my brain fail whenever I try to explain the simplest thing?
Because Azlan and Shades are still alive, as always.
Not if you enjoyed it.
Depends on how long and hard you've actually been looking for them.
There's always hand gestures or writing what you say on a piece of paper.
A Neek.
The magic of confoundedness.
What's a fork?
is it okay to scare people without meaning to directly?
how far have cybernetics progressed?
Quote from: Gabi on March 25, 2007, 07:50:54 PM
You could extract them from screenshots (http://www.webcrawler.com/webcrawler/ws/results/Images/Dawn%20of%20Sorrow/2/0/0/Relevance/zoom=off/qi=19/qk=18/bepersistence=true/_iceUrlFlag=7?_IceUrl=true).
But it only gives me one sprite. But I have tried it.
(http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l229/C-P_06/Somaattackanimated.gif)
This is the result.
Do you think it's good?
Acually, while I'm at it, could someone make this have a clear back too?
Quote from: e_voyager on March 26, 2007, 12:24:12 AM
is it okay to scare people without meaning to directly?
how far have cybernetics progressed?
It depends on the situation.
They have stepped back quite a lot, but they're still providing assistance to robotics.
Quote from: Castle Pokemetroid on March 26, 2007, 01:09:43 AM
Quote from: Gabi on March 25, 2007, 07:50:54 PM
You could extract them from screenshots (http://www.webcrawler.com/webcrawler/ws/results/Images/Dawn%20of%20Sorrow/2/0/0/Relevance/zoom=off/qi=19/qk=18/bepersistence=true/_iceUrlFlag=7?_IceUrl=true).
But it only gives me one sprite. But I have tried it.
(http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l229/C-P_06/Somaattackanimated.gif)
This is the result.
Do you think it's good?
Acually, while I'm at it, could someone make this have a clear back too?
I think it's fine, but it would look better without the top cut off.
(http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/6691/somaattackanimatedqu7.gif)
I did this at work (and nobody noticed). I didn't do anything different, I guess it must be my GIMP at home that has a problem after all. I'll try reinstalling it when I have the time.
Do you think there's some kind of default setting set wrong?
Quote from: Aridas Soulfire on March 26, 2007, 12:41:08 PM
Do you think there's some kind of default setting set wrong?
I don't think so, I chose "Replace", not "I don't care".
When will Hollywood use their "own" ideas than others been rusting there for decades? :tired
is it true that I could replicate a 70's slasher pic for less than a thousand dollars?
Quote from: Zedd on March 26, 2007, 03:25:46 PM
When will Hollywood use their "own" ideas than others been rusting there for decades? :tired
Many attempts to parse out what you are saying, and deliberation amongst the 17 judges in my head, and many cycles in the computer of doom, we came to the solution of death by cake. There for we shall implement the machinery of your doom immediately. *starts up the cake mixers*
Quote from: GabrielsThoughts on March 26, 2007, 04:43:18 PM
is it true that I could replicate a 70's slasher pic for less than a thousand dollars?
Probably. Could probably make it look even better.
I think he only missed a few words. Maybe his keyboard was hungry and ate them. And those "s didn't really belong there.
Quote from: Zedd on March 26, 2007, 03:25:46 PM
When will Hollywood use their own ideas rather than others which have been rusting there for decades? :tired
And the answer is... when they
have ideas of their own.
Who would win in a fight: Tony the Tiger or Chester the Cheetah?
Quote from: Jim Halisstrad on March 29, 2007, 11:38:11 PM
Who would win in a fight: Tony the Tiger or Chester the Cheetah?
Tony may be great, but Chester's dangerously cheesey.
Why are there always Law & Order marathons on the weekends? D: And why do they always play the next episode before the credits of the preceding episode have finished? It's like a trap!
So..Does Shades like to play a little dressup? :erk
TMNT or Spider man 3?
blast from the past or back the the future?
Chaotic or Yugi-oh?
how can you make an evaluation of a movie that hasn't been released to theaters, and compare it to another franchise?
what is the capitol of Illinois?
where can I find Jesus?
what is pi to hundredth place?
Has amber ever drawn Pr0n for any reason?
Is it possible I may already know the majority of the quizzical answers to most of my own puzzling questions?
Do you like cookies?
Quote from: Haz on March 30, 2007, 08:05:04 PM
Why are there always Law & Order marathons on the weekends? D: And why do they always play the next episode before the credits of the preceding episode have finished? It's like a trap!
To trap people in and endless loop of solar flares.
Quote from: Zedd on March 31, 2007, 10:03:26 AM
So..Does Shades like to play a little dressup? :erk
*Shoots zedd and puts him in the cake mixers of doom as they churn out the batter of his own doom*
Quote from: e_voyager on March 31, 2007, 02:40:23 PM
TMNT or Spider man 3?
blast from the past or back the the future?
Chaotic or Yugi-oh?
Nap time.
Back to the future.
Fire.
Quote from: GabrielsThoughts on March 31, 2007, 08:27:27 PM
how can you make an evaluation of a movie that hasn't been released to theaters, and compare it to another franchise?
what is the capitol of Illinois?
where can I find Jesus?
what is pi to hundredth place?
Has amber ever drawn Pr0n for any reason?
Is it possible I may already know the majority of the quizzical answers to most of my own puzzling questions?
Do you like cookies?
ILLINOIS
In the trunk of my car
3.1415926535897932384626433832795028helpimtrappedinauniversefactory841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679
*shoots GabrielsThoughts and hides his body with Zedds.*
1.
1.
What the hell? :erk
It's a secret.~ :giggle
What's a secret?
Why did I take a philosophy class this semester? :<
Why is Shades talking in secrets? :<
How do I set up the bomb?
I have a lot of ice. What should I do with it?
When something is desired, should one jump for it like a doggy for a piece of meat, or instead be content with what one has?
Gabriel's thoughts returns from the dead thanks to genetic experimentation preformed under the watchfull eye of the Teletubbies.
Can I kill an APF even though I may not want to?
Where can I find ShadesFox? I really want to give him a nice present I learned how to make from Timmy McVeigh while I was touring hell a moment ago.
why is easter an evil holiday?
Can a pit bull weighing 50lbs pull the weight of a car provided the car is in neutral and weighs only 2095.lbs?
Can I get away with giving Sades er shade a one fingered solute or do I have to file paperwork with the moderators/ admins first so that I don't get banned?
Why does my post count show less than all the posts I've actually made?
Is government really worth all the arguing?
What's the cure for procrastination?
Would any of you on the APF team go to the Live-action/CG Transformers Movie when it comes out?
Why did people think Marijuana performance enhancing drug
Quote from: Hazzy on April 02, 2007, 08:35:02 PM
What's a secret?
Nothing you need to know.~ :3
Quote from: Jim Halisstrad on April 03, 2007, 12:28:29 AM
Why did I take a philosophy class this semester? :<
Possibly the same reason I did. To take something out of the w--I mean to develop critical thinking skills.
Quote from: Cogidubnus on April 03, 2007, 12:52:51 AM
Why is Shades talking in secrets? :<
How do I set up the bomb?
I have a lot of ice. What should I do with it?
When something is desired, should one jump for it like a doggy for a piece of meat, or instead be content with what one has?
That, too, is a secret. Now where did the paranoid smile go?
Send in one easy package.
Well, you have to sell it or something. The sad neighbor down the street doesn't play "find the ice cube in your clothes" on Friday nights anymore.
Whatever is more entertaining to the rest of us. :P
Quote from: GabrielsThoughts on April 04, 2007, 12:35:06 AM
Gabriel's thoughts returns from the dead thanks to genetic experimentation preformed under the watchfull eye of the Teletubbies.
Can I kill an APF even though I may not want to?
Where can I find ShadesFox? I really want to give him a nice present I learned how to make from Timmy McVeigh while I was touring hell a moment ago.
why is easter an evil holiday?
Can a pit bull weighing 50lbs pull the weight of a car provided the car is in neutral and weighs only 2095.lbs?
Can I get away with giving Sades er shade a one fingered solute or do I have to file paperwork with the moderators/ admins first so that I don't get banned?
Nope, since you'll be shot down in flames. :U
I wouldn't know, I'm a bit busy pretending to be working to be a middleman right now.
Everyone! Love! Peace! And! Happiness!
It needs 3 shots of Red Bull first. That, and a bagel or six.
The Marquis will not tolerate such behavior, knave!
Quote from: Black_angel on April 04, 2007, 01:04:21 PM
Why does my post count show less than all the posts I've actually made?
Is government really worth all the arguing?
What's the cure for procrastination?
I'll turn this over to a mod or admin. [read: PM one of them.] ;)
Uh...42!
Nylon.
Quote from: KarlOmega1 on April 04, 2007, 01:57:03 PM
Would any of you on the APF team go to the Live-action/CG Transformers Movie when it comes out?
I might be busy then. Personally waiting for Spider Man 3.
Quote from: Zedd on April 04, 2007, 02:00:56 PM
Why did people think Marijuana performance enhancing drug
It does! It enhances the performance of the sales pitchers! They need to be high to sell the stuff.
Quote from: Roureem Egas on April 04, 2007, 02:21:13 PM
Quote from: Black_angel on April 04, 2007, 01:04:21 PM
Why does my post count show less than all the posts I've actually made?
I'll turn this over to a mod or admin. [read: PM one of them.] ;)
... can I answer?
Because posts in this section don't count. Oh, stole it from llearch! Oh snap!
... When did Black_angel and Bill become All-Purpose Foxes?
... and where's Ink?
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on April 05, 2007, 03:28:45 AM
... When did Black_angel and Bill become All-Purpose Foxes?
... and where's Ink?
They didn't. Now, everyone, STOP ASKING FORUM QUESTIONS IN THIS THREAD! The APFs know there's no post-count increase in The Arena, but we're not supposed to say it. Erm... wait a moment... I just did, didn't I? Nevermind.
Ink is where he wants to be, and pops up here when he wants to. That's always his way.
Quote from: Gabi on April 05, 2007, 07:12:53 AM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on April 05, 2007, 03:28:45 AM
... When did Black_angel and Bill become All-Purpose Foxes?
They didn't. Now, everyone, STOP ASKING FORUM QUESTIONS IN THIS THREAD! The APFs know there's no post-count increase in The Arena, but we're not supposed to say it. Erm... wait a moment... I just did, didn't I? Nevermind.
:mowsad Sorry. I wasn't trying to offend anyone, I just wanted to know.
Ok, but this is not the place for that. The authorities of the Clockwork Mansion do not allow us to answer forum-related questions.
Next question, please?
.. and the Authorities aren't allowed to answer questions in here, either.
... well, unless they -like- Ink setting fire to them. Ah, I loves me a good fire of an evening.... :-]
Why is it that I cannot stop coming up with witty, pithy, and apt answers for the questions in this thread? .. and as soon as I got nominated as an APF, they'd all go away...
That's because you assume you're going to be nominated as an APF, which is not necessarily true. Especially considering you didn't even apply the last 2 times we had open spots.
Quote from: Black_angel on April 04, 2007, 08:16:34 PM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on April 04, 2007, 04:44:01 PM
Quote from: Roureem Egas on April 04, 2007, 02:21:13 PM
Quote from: Black_angel on April 04, 2007, 01:04:21 PM
Why does my post count show less than all the posts I've actually made?
I'll turn this over to a mod or admin. [read: PM one of them.] ;)
... can I answer?
Please do.
Cute.
Apologizing didn't help either. There's also rules about posting just questions.
* The vulpine tapes your eyes open, and the rest of your body to an operating table for that matter, and places the table somewhere nice; say, in front of a giant flat screen television where an automatic dvd player puts on a show about a rehabilitated sadomasochist who proceeds to go on about how much better your life would be if you put on a smile everyday with a sickly tone in his voice. Over, and over.Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on April 06, 2007, 05:22:27 PM
.. and the Authorities aren't allowed to answer questions in here, either.
... well, unless they -like- Ink setting fire to them. Ah, I loves me a good fire of an evening.... :-]
Hm. Since you're just a box; No. I won't set you on fire. That would be giving up.
* The vulpine takes a brush and paints you in warm prissy poofter colours, with butterflies and rainbows. He fills you with oddly shaped packets of cherry red, green and blue which seem to have an oval shaped object at the middle of them, then promptly ships you to a male dormitory notoriously known for weekly "soirées" so that you may be used in very interesting and completely wrong ways.
Yo. What do you think my new sig should be? It has to about my new project. (see vid link in sig)
Do you think you could make some thing like this?
Now I feel like making a cvrpg related animation. Should I go for it?
Quote from: Castle Pokemetroid on April 07, 2007, 05:35:10 AM
Yo. What do you think my new sig should be? It has to about my new project. (see vid link in sig)
Do you think you could make some thing like this?
Now I feel like making a cvrpg related animation. Should I go for it?
Hey, this is "Ask the All Purpose Fox", not "get the All Purpose Fox to work for you for free". But you can go ahead with the animation, I think it would be nice.
Where do I find "get the All Purpose Fox to work for me for free" thread? ;-]
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on April 07, 2007, 10:54:23 AM
Where do I find "get the All Purpose Fox to work for me for free" thread? ;-]
Somewhere on the underheel of an APF's boot. ;P
When designing a USB switch that takes one (A) input and switches between two (B) outputs, what happens if you wire the input so that +5v and GND goes to both outputs, and only switch over the D+ and D- lines?
Is it possible to break artest block with a sledge hammer? :banghead
Why won't my muse talk to me? Where is he anyway?
Has anybody ever asked a question that made you want to bury your head in the ground? (http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n132/Drake-Manaweilder/Crashed_Fox.jpg)
Quote from: Gabi on April 06, 2007, 05:35:58 PM
That's because you assume you're going to be nominated as an APF, which is not necessarily true. Especially considering you didn't even apply the last 2 times we had open spots.
Could I apply to be an all purpose cute kitten?
Quote from: je.saist on April 08, 2007, 05:24:35 PM
Quote from: Gabi on April 06, 2007, 05:35:58 PM
That's because you assume you're going to be nominated as an APF, which is not necessarily true. Especially considering you didn't even apply the last 2 times we had open spots.
Could I apply to be an all purpose cute kitten?
Sure, we need something to snack on.
Quote from: Gabi on April 07, 2007, 09:03:42 AM
Quote from: Castle Pokemetroid on April 07, 2007, 05:35:10 AM
Yo. What do you think my new sig should be? It has to about my new project. (see vid link in sig)
Do you think you could make some thing like this?
Now I feel like making a cvrpg related animation. Should I go for it?
Hey, this is "Ask the All Purpose Fox", not "get the All Purpose Fox to work for you for free". But you can go ahead with the animation, I think it would be nice.
Sorry I just wanted ideas. Is that too much?
Why don't other diseases change from person to person, like the common cold or cancer?
Trigonometry or Physics? (I'll be a senior next year; I need to know...)
How does one master the art of staying in character while LARPing?
Much as I liked the book, what possible reason was there for my English teacher to make the class spend more than a month on The Scarlet Letter?
How far do the rights of free speech extend? (My history teacher says that being in the KKK is legal. I want to know why.)
Quote from: Castle Pokemetroid on April 08, 2007, 07:44:31 PM
Quote from: Gabi on April 07, 2007, 09:03:42 AM
Quote from: Castle Pokemetroid on April 07, 2007, 05:35:10 AM
Yo. What do you think my new sig should be? It has to about my new project. (see vid link in sig)
Do you think you could make some thing like this?
Now I feel like making a cvrpg related animation. Should I go for it?
Hey, this is "Ask the All Purpose Fox", not "get the All Purpose Fox to work for you for free". But you can go ahead with the animation, I think it would be nice.
Sorry I just wanted ideas. Is that too much?
Wanting ideas is not to much. Wanting us to make it is.
Quote from: Black_angel on April 08, 2007, 09:15:58 PM
Why don't other diseases change from person to person, like the common cold or cancer?
Trigonometry or Physics? (I'll be a senior next year; I need to know...)
How does one master the art of staying in character while LARPing?
Much as I liked the book, what possible reason was there for my English teacher to make the class spend more than a month on The Scarlet Letter?
How far do the rights of free speech extend? (My history teacher says that being in the KKK is legal. I want to know why.)
They do. Even something as common as the common cold has slightly different symptoms and duration in different people, and cancer is never the same. That's why it's so hard to know whether a cancer has been removed completely or not.
Both are useful and, from my perspective, interesting. You should ask
yourself what you want to do the most.
In the same way you stay in character while improvising. I'm afraid there is no recipe that works for everyone, though. But taking acting classes may help.
Maybe your teacher wanted to make sure everyone learned the lesson. I had a teacher like that once.
That depends on the laws of your country. The answer would be "because the laws were written that way". It doesn't mean it's moral or ethically right, though.
Quote from: Gabi on April 09, 2007, 07:07:13 AM
Quote from: Black_angel on April 08, 2007, 09:15:58 PM
Why don't other diseases change from person to person, like the common cold or cancer?
They do. Even something as common as the common cold has slightly different symptoms and duration in different people, and cancer is never the same. That's why it's so hard to know whether a cancer has been removed completely or not.
...Can I rephrase that question?
Of course.
If Mickey Mouse was a platypus, do you think the resulting new name would catch on?
Quote from: Aridas Soulfire on April 10, 2007, 08:25:00 AM
If Mickey Mouse was a platypus, do you think the resulting new name would catch on?
While A platypus could catch on, the idea of Mickey Mouse being anything other than a mouse sounds too contradictory to me.
where can i find the words for the song "daydreamer" form the Scooby doo were are you show?.( it was the episode with the creeper.)
Rephrased question:
Why is it that diseases like cancer and the common cold change from person to person, but other diseases don't?
Quote from: e_voyager on April 10, 2007, 04:37:13 PM
where can i find the words for the song "daydreamer" form the Scooby doo were are you show?.( it was the episode with the creeper.)
Hmm... I haven't seen that episode, but it may be this one (http://www.mp3lyrics.org/t/twinspirit/daydreamer/).
Quote from: Black_angel on April 10, 2007, 04:45:30 PM
Rephrased question:
Why is it that diseases like cancer and the common cold change from person to person, but other diseases don't?
I haven't heard of one that doesn't.
Quote from: Gabi on April 11, 2007, 06:46:57 AM
Quote from: Black_angel on April 10, 2007, 04:45:30 PM
Rephrased question:
Why is it that diseases like cancer and the common cold change from person to person, but other diseases don't?
I haven't heard of one that doesn't.
I can think of one. Being set on fire is fairly consistent across cases. That is a disease right?
Well, it does stop people from being at ease so it may be a dis-ease after all.
Don't forget that it can be spread by physical contact!
Okay... but let's not derail our own thread, shall we?
can hugs be spread by physical contact?
If you have an opinion of a piece of artwork, for example a painting of a horses ass that looked very sloppy, and you felt that the artist could improve his or her ability if they slowed down, and that their current work looked as if was rushed, would you have a valid reason for voicing an opinion, or would you allow the artist to remain Ignorant with their head shoved up their backside until they realize their mistake on their own?
How would one go about tactfully telling a person that their work needs improvement without pissing them off?
Edit: or being offensive, or abrasive.
Quote from: Aridas Soulfire on April 12, 2007, 06:55:06 PM
can hugs be spread by physical contact?
No, they are spread only by mind bullets.
Quote from: GabrielsThoughts on April 12, 2007, 07:17:35 PM
If you have an opinion of a piece of artwork, for example a painting of a horses ass that looked very sloppy, and you felt that the artist could improve his or her ability if they slowed down, and that their current work looked as if was rushed, would you have a valid reason for voicing an opinion, or would you allow the artist to remain Ignorant with their head shoved up their backside until they realize their mistake on their own?
How would one go about tactfully telling a person that their work needs improvement without pissing them off?
Edit: or being offensive, or abrasive.
What is wring with being abrasive?
Anywho, go ahead and tell them. The nice thing about art is that you can marginalize other people's opinions if they don't agree with you, since the whole area is subjective anyways.
A pithy, witty lines removed in this room . Could be worse . I'll say adiou before prof Ink sics me
Will you be getting pokemon diamond or pearl coming out on sunday? I will.
Is there going to be an IF Mk XIII? :<
Quote from: Hazzy on April 21, 2007, 01:28:33 AM
Is there going to be an IF Mk XIII? :<
IF they want to make it. What's with the sequence of acronyms?
Wow, this topic has been viewed 7000 times!
How MANY TIMES
(SNIP)
How many times ?
(edit: *sigh* that's just silly, kaskar. Do be more careful. -- llearch)
Quote from: kaskar on April 21, 2007, 08:43:53 AM
How MANY TIMES
*snip*
How many times ?
How many times to hit you indeed...
:stfu
Does anyone know if theres a chance to get some Uzumaki icecream in america? I heard its to die for
Name top three favorite flavors of pudding you like?
Is pie the answer to all hunger problems?
Quote from: Zedd on April 21, 2007, 10:47:11 PM
Does anyone know if theres a chance to get some Uzumaki icecream in america? I heard its to die for
Name top three favorite flavors of pudding you like?
Is pie the answer to all hunger problems?
There's a chance... Maybe someday.
Honey, Lemon, Gingerbread.
It depends on what you put on the pie.
Has anyone noticed I've been gone?
Dose my sig seem really old to you?
Quote from: Castle Pokemetroid on April 29, 2007, 08:20:59 PM
Has anyone noticed I've been gone?
Dose my sig seem really old to you?
You have, haven't you?
Not older than mine.
What is the historically oldest and what is the youngest letter in the latin alphabet?
Why is a loopback IP asking a question?
Why is there an 'o' in the abbreviation for 'number'?
Is it because it's short for numero?
Why do I put the lime in the coconut again?
Does Aridas not know the difference between home, and nearly home?
does llearch know that I know?
Does Aridas know that I know that he knows that I know, but I might not know that he knows that I know that he knows that I know?
Y'know?
Stop it. Now.
Quote from: Aridas Soulfire on May 01, 2007, 08:17:53 PM
Why is a loopback IP asking a question?
A loopback IP doesn't ask a question. A loopback IP always stands for the one who looks. So obviously, you asked the question.
Quote from: 127.0.0.2 on May 02, 2007, 11:07:05 AM
Quote from: Aridas Soulfire on May 01, 2007, 08:17:53 PM
Why is a loopback IP asking a question?
A loopback IP doesn't ask a question. A loopback IP always stands for the one who looks. So obviously, you asked the question.
*boot*
How come all good things must come to an end? Dose it have to do with people wanting bad things to end?
Is it just me, or does taking close-up pictures of flowers make people think they're good photographers?
Should I leave? Or should I stay?
If I stay, I save money. On the other hand, it's also likely I'll be miserable.
Quote from: Castle Pokemetroid on May 03, 2007, 12:00:36 AM
How come all good things must come to an end? Dose it have to do with people wanting bad things to end?
No. It's just the way things are. Nothing in this world lasts forever or is perfect. Although it's sorta nice to cling to the good things as long as possible.
Quote from: Hazzy on May 03, 2007, 12:32:30 AM
Is it just me, or does taking close-up pictures of flowers make people think they're good photographers?
Not just flowers, but also street people, garbage, and graffiti. It's an easy way of looking like you have something deep to say, something that is also grungy and modern. Social commentary that if anyone needs to ask, they'll never understand. Or at least, that's what you tell them.
It's an easy way to avoid thinking about art.
Quote from: Cogidubnus on May 03, 2007, 12:35:34 AM
Should I leave? Or should I stay?
If I stay, I save money. On the other hand, it's also likely I'll be miserable.
Depends largely on if you are in any debt or have any need to spend this money on something else. If you do, then it's probably better to keep the money for things you absolutely need and try to tough out the misery. If you're not too far into debt (if at all), though, then I'd say go! Be happy! As long as you have a bit of money left over to survive on, do what will make your life better. Money isn't everything, important as it is.
Ouch!
Why didn't I read and understand the thread rules earlier? Soryyyy!
Quote from: 127.0.0.2 on May 03, 2007, 01:14:31 PM
Ouch!
Why didn't I read and understand the thread rules earlier? Soryyyy!
Because you were lazy. But I hope you have learnt.
Should 'llearch' be capitalized?
Why is there a scrollbar in all of Stygian's posts?
Quote from: Hazzy on May 03, 2007, 08:59:21 PM
Should 'llearch' be capitalized?
Why is there a scrollbar in all of Stygian's posts?
Screen names don't follow the same rules as ordinary names. They can start with uppercase or lowercase letters, numbers or any symbols your keyboard can provide.
Because SMF is weird like that. Remember not to ask forum-related questions on this topic.
Why must video games be so addicting? The whole reason why I was gone for a whole week+ is because of em'.
I was playing diamond. Do you play any addicting video games?
Quote from: Castle Pokemetroid on May 05, 2007, 01:35:35 AM
Why must video games be so addicting? The whole reason why I was gone for a whole week+ is because of em'.
I was playing diamond. Do you play any addicting video games?
It's a marketing strategy. They make them so that you'll want more and more of them.
Not in the last few years. I don't have the time.
That's way pokemon sells so good!
Isn't pokemon diamond/pearl the best DS seller?
Quote from: Castle Pokemetroid on May 06, 2007, 11:40:39 PM
That's way pokemon sells so good!
Isn't pokemon diamond/pearl the best DS seller?
There would have been big news, I'm sure, if it had. It has been stated, however, that it is the fastest selling Pokemon game.
Do you APFs want to start a new thread now, while we have a lull, or in a few days? It might encourage the new people to read the rules associated with the thread. *shrugs* Just let me know!
Hmm... perhaps a fresh thread is in order.
I concur.
Okay, I'll lock this one, and you guys can start a new one with whatever info you want in the first post. I'll be back to sticky it later, in case one of the other admins don't get it first.