Ask the All Purpose Fox, Try!

[bill]

Will the Mets be in the world series?

(Quickly, please, I just wagered my house on them)

[bill]

I have no house now. Are you all happy?

[Aridas]

Is it morally wrong for anyone to laugh at Bill?

[Gabi]

I have no house now. Are you all happy?

If that were true, it wouldn't be our fault, but yours. I'm alright, thanks. Still looking for ways to improve my life, but enjoying the moment.

Is it morally wrong for anyone to laugh at Bill?

Not in this case, his post was a joke.

[ShadesFox]

I have no house now. Are you all happy?

Not yet, I still need to build a moat around it...

[e_voyager]

do i spend more time online then is healthy?
is it possible to go insane with out become unstable or even realizing it until it is far to late to stop it?
if i have shelter, food,  internet and a job why am i not happy?

[Gabi]

do i spend more time online then is healthy?
is it possible to go insane with out become unstable or even realizing it until it is far to late to stop it?
if i have shelter, food,  internet and a job why am i not happy?

Maybe. Is it making you unhealthy?
Most people don't realize it when they go insane.
Because you crave for something else. You should figure out what that is. Ask yourself what it is that you need in order to be happy.

[Jim Halisstrad]

Whats a good way to cure a headache that isn't sinus related?
Barring pharmaceutical drugs of course because they NEVER WORK *flail*

[vulpesweasel]

why is ferret art so hard to find?

[Roureem Egas]

Whats a good way to cure a headache that isn't sinus related?
Barring pharmaceutical drugs of course because they NEVER WORK *flail*

I'd sleep. Seriously, it's the easiest way for me to get to sleep. But I suppose you could also try rubbing your temple and drink something.

why is ferret art so hard to find?

There's no ferret love. Though I'm sure someone somewhere will disagree heartily with that response.

[ShadesFox]

Whats a good way to cure a headache that isn't sinus related?
Barring pharmaceutical drugs of course because they NEVER WORK *flail*

I have found this amazing substance that will cure many headaches, it also helps you feel more energetic and quenches your thirst better then anything else!
I call it, water!

[Zedd]

Is bad to squeeze blood from a stone?
Do sit ups really get rid of belly bulge?
And where do DMFA angels,demons and cubi go when they die?

[Gabi]

Is bad to squeeze blood from a stone?
Do sit ups really get rid of belly bulge?
And where do DMFA angels,demons and cubi go when they die?

Yes, stones have no blood, so any blood you squeeze out of them is likely to be your own.
Yes, if you do them regularly and don't eat too much.
Same place/set of places as everyone else, I assume.

[Dakata]

Am I insane if I don't want to go trick-or-treating?

Why do I feel uber-sick? Does my body hate me and not want me to go trick-or-treating? (Yeah, that's the reason I don't wanna trick-or-treat. That, and I sprained my ankle...and my leg hurts.)

Why does one of my fat classmates like to put me down alot?

[Gareeku]

Am I insane if I don't want to go trick-or-treating?

Why do I feel uber-sick? Does my body hate me and not want me to go trick-or-treating? (Yeah, that's the reason I don't wanna trick-or-treat. That, and I sprained my ankle...and my leg hurts.)

Why does one of my fat classmates like to put me down alot?

No. A lot of people don't go trick-or-treating.

People get a bit sick from time to time. It's just one of those things.

Because either a)she's just a very pathetic individual, or b)she is displaying an underlying unhappiness about her weight which she is taking out on you.

[Nimrods Son]

Who set Aridas' pants on fire?

Shades. And possibly Azlan too. What's that to you?

I like violence, that's all. Is there a way for me to better myself?

[Zedd]

Is it better to write something on a full stomach?
Why do my ears hurt when it snows?
What are rubber galoshes ment for use?

[ShadesFox]

Who set Aridas' pants on fire?

Shades. And possibly Azlan too. What's that to you?

I like violence, that's all. Is there a way for me to better myself?

I'm sure there is.  I could set you on fire.

Is it better to write something on a full stomach?
Why do my ears hurt when it snows?
What are rubber galoshes ment for use?

Generally it is, though I also like grocery shopping while I'm full.  It also helps to be pissed off and want to go home.
Well, the ears do just kind of stick out there with out a whole lot of heating going on.
I'm having a hard time parsing this one.  I think you are asking about their intended use.  Their primary buyer are fish, to attach to fishing hooks.

[GabrielsThoughts]

what kind of chant would I use if I was going to summon a bog beast?

what king of weaknesses would a bog beast have if a bog beast could be killed?

What is the origin of "pull my finger, " I suspect it was Babe Ruth, however others with whom I've asked suspected it was  "the bard".

Who is "the Bard"?

"why must 'it' be refered to as 'the scotish play' and the 'other one' refered to as 'pygmalian'?

[KarlOmega1]

What do you do when you accidently drink an GB potion?

(OOC: GB stands for Gender- bender)

[Kenji]

What do you do when you accidently drink an GB potion?

(OOC: GB stands for Gender- bender)

You get a bad movie based off of Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde. As well as an overused internet gag.

[xHaZxMaTx]

Will I get phone service in Canada?

[Gabi]

Will I get phone service in Canada?

You can get phone service in any country, as long as you make the proper arrangements.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Will I get phone service in Canada?

You can get phone service in any country, as long as you make the proper arrangements.

Is that in the same way cows get serviced by the bull?

[Gabi]

Will I get phone service in Canada?

You can get phone service in any country, as long as you make the proper arrangements.

Is that in the same way cows get serviced by the bull?

Yes... through intermediaries.

[DigitalMan]

Is having the Bananaphone song repeating non-stop in my brain going to cause a problem when I take my standardized tests later?

Why would anyone want to call their cat using a Bananaphone?

[xHaZxMaTx]

What would a cat use to answer said call?

[GabrielsThoughts]

If some one were to ... would it ... or would it...?

Do you answer all questions, or do you carefully screen them for sanity and logical purpose?

On average how many hairs are on the human body?

How many grains of sand are on the beaches of california?

Why is everything bigger in Texas?

[Tiger_T]

what kind of chant would I use if I was going to summon a bog beast?

what king of weaknesses would a bog beast have if a bog beast could be killed?

What is the origin of "pull my finger, " I suspect it was Babe Ruth, however others with whom I've asked suspected it was  "the bard".

Who is "the Bard"?

"why must 'it' be refered to as 'the scotish play' and the 'other one' refered to as 'pygmalian'?

A bog beast chant.
A most unfortunate one. (At least for the bog beast, that is.)
I'm pretty sure it comes from something far older than from some celebrity of any kind.
Just google around.
Interesting question.

What do you do when you accidently drink an GB potion?

(OOC: GB stands for Gender- bender)

Find the antidote and have a nice time with yourself for a bit before using it. 

Is having the Bananaphone song repeating non-stop in my brain going to cause a problem when I take my standardized tests later?

Why would anyone want to call their cat using a Bananaphone?

No. Actually it'll increase your efficience. (it's dificult to explain though)
To ask it for advice about coughing up hairballs.

What would a cat use to answer said call?

Strawberry-jam. With anchovy. (for a better taste)

If some one were to ... would it ... or would it...?

Do you answer all questions, or do you carefully screen them for sanity and logical purpose?

On average how many hairs are on the human body?

How many grains of sand are on the beaches of california?

Why is everything bigger in Texas?

No.
We can't have sanity here. Must be controlled very thoroughly.
Too many. (Or too few if you want to be a RL-furry)
1,576,459,459,561,476 (if you don't count the ones smaller than 0.05 mm)
Because of all the place there.

[Zedd]

Is there an IQ in mayo?
Why does the image of Elmira Deevil screach like a chalkboard in peoples minds?
And why does it seem like I am the only one not able to tie those non clipon  ties?