Ask the All Purpose Fox, Try!

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bill

Will the Mets be in the world series?

(Quickly, please, I just wagered my house on them)

bill

I have no house now. Are you all happy?

Aridas

Is it morally wrong for anyone to laugh at Bill?

Gabi

Quote from: BillBuckner on October 20, 2006, 06:21:02 AM
I have no house now. Are you all happy?
If that were true, it wouldn't be our fault, but yours. I'm alright, thanks. Still looking for ways to improve my life, but enjoying the moment.

Quote from: Aridas Soulfire on October 20, 2006, 06:25:02 AM
Is it morally wrong for anyone to laugh at Bill?
Not in this case, his post was a joke.
~~ Gabi a.k.a. Gliynn Starseed, APF ~~
Thanks to Silver for the yappities, and to everyone for being so great!
(12:28:12) llearch: Gabi is equal-opportunity friendly

ShadesFox

Quote from: BillBuckner on October 20, 2006, 06:21:02 AM
I have no house now. Are you all happy?

Not yet, I still need to build a moat around it...
The All Purpose Fox

e_voyager

do i spend more time online then is healthy?
is it possible to go insane with out become unstable or even realizing it until it is far to late to stop it?
if i have shelter, food,  internet and a job why am i not happy?
I thank Silver Fox and Tiger_T for the wonderful Yappies.  all around the universe powers learned to hiss and curse at this, my creation but am i real or pure creation?
 I'm never where i was, rarely where i want to be, but always were i am needed.
 this world is not my own. but some how i wish that i could belong. Blame It On Boxey

Gabi

Quote from: e_voyager on October 20, 2006, 02:49:54 PM
do i spend more time online then is healthy?
is it possible to go insane with out become unstable or even realizing it until it is far to late to stop it?
if i have shelter, food,  internet and a job why am i not happy?
Maybe. Is it making you unhealthy?
Most people don't realize it when they go insane.
Because you crave for something else. You should figure out what that is. Ask yourself what it is that you need in order to be happy.
~~ Gabi a.k.a. Gliynn Starseed, APF ~~
Thanks to Silver for the yappities, and to everyone for being so great!
(12:28:12) llearch: Gabi is equal-opportunity friendly

Jim Halisstrad

Whats a good way to cure a headache that isn't sinus related?
Barring pharmaceutical drugs of course because they NEVER WORK *flail*

vulpesweasel

why is ferret art so hard to find?

Roureem Egas

Quote from: Jim Halisstrad on October 20, 2006, 07:21:43 PM
Whats a good way to cure a headache that isn't sinus related?
Barring pharmaceutical drugs of course because they NEVER WORK *flail*

I'd sleep. :3 Seriously, it's the easiest way for me to get to sleep. But I suppose you could also try rubbing your temple and drink something.

Quote from: vulpesweasel on October 20, 2006, 10:51:08 PM
why is ferret art so hard to find?

There's no ferret love. :< Though I'm sure someone somewhere will disagree heartily with that response.

ShadesFox

Quote from: Jim Halisstrad on October 20, 2006, 07:21:43 PM
Whats a good way to cure a headache that isn't sinus related?
Barring pharmaceutical drugs of course because they NEVER WORK *flail*

I have found this amazing substance that will cure many headaches, it also helps you feel more energetic and quenches your thirst better then anything else!
I call it, water!
The All Purpose Fox

Zedd

Is bad to squeeze blood from a stone?
Do sit ups really get rid of belly bulge?
And where do DMFA angels,demons and cubi go when they die?

Gabi

Quote from: Zedd on October 22, 2006, 04:05:57 AM
Is bad to squeeze blood from a stone?
Do sit ups really get rid of belly bulge?
And where do DMFA angels,demons and cubi go when they die?
Yes, stones have no blood, so any blood you squeeze out of them is likely to be your own.
Yes, if you do them regularly and don't eat too much.
Same place/set of places as everyone else, I assume.
~~ Gabi a.k.a. Gliynn Starseed, APF ~~
Thanks to Silver for the yappities, and to everyone for being so great!
(12:28:12) llearch: Gabi is equal-opportunity friendly

Dakata

Am I insane if I don't want to go trick-or-treating?

Why do I feel uber-sick? Does my body hate me and not want me to go trick-or-treating? (Yeah, that's the reason I don't wanna trick-or-treat. That, and I sprained my ankle...and my leg hurts.)

Why does one of my fat classmates like to put me down alot? :(

Gareeku

Quote from: Dakata on October 22, 2006, 09:27:32 AM
Am I insane if I don't want to go trick-or-treating?

Why do I feel uber-sick? Does my body hate me and not want me to go trick-or-treating? (Yeah, that's the reason I don't wanna trick-or-treat. That, and I sprained my ankle...and my leg hurts.)

Why does one of my fat classmates like to put me down alot? :(

No. A lot of people don't go trick-or-treating.

People get a bit sick from time to time. It's just one of those things.

Because either a)she's just a very pathetic individual, or b)she is displaying an underlying unhappiness about her weight which she is taking out on you.

Nimrods Son

Quote from: Gabi on October 18, 2006, 08:33:30 AM
Quote from: Angantyr on October 18, 2006, 08:10:45 AM
Who set Aridas' pants on fire? :eager
Shades. And possibly Azlan too. What's that to you?
I like violence, that's all. Is there a way for me to better myself?

Zedd

Is it better to write something on a full stomach?
Why do my ears hurt when it snows?
What are rubber galoshes ment for use?

ShadesFox

Quote from: Angantyr on October 26, 2006, 09:17:20 AM
Quote from: Gabi on October 18, 2006, 08:33:30 AM
Quote from: Angantyr on October 18, 2006, 08:10:45 AM
Who set Aridas' pants on fire? :eager
Shades. And possibly Azlan too. What's that to you?
I like violence, that's all. Is there a way for me to better myself?

I'm sure there is.  I could set you on fire.

Quote from: Zedd on October 26, 2006, 11:59:45 AM
Is it better to write something on a full stomach?
Why do my ears hurt when it snows?
What are rubber galoshes ment for use?

Generally it is, though I also like grocery shopping while I'm full.  It also helps to be pissed off and want to go home.
Well, the ears do just kind of stick out there with out a whole lot of heating going on.
I'm having a hard time parsing this one.  I think you are asking about their intended use.  Their primary buyer are fish, to attach to fishing hooks.
The All Purpose Fox

GabrielsThoughts

what kind of chant would I use if I was going to summon a bog beast?

what king of weaknesses would a bog beast have if a bog beast could be killed?

What is the origin of "pull my finger, " I suspect it was Babe Ruth, however others with whom I've asked suspected it was  "the bard".

Who is "the Bard"?

"why must 'it' be refered to as 'the scotish play' and the 'other one' refered to as 'pygmalian'?
   clickity click click click. Quote in personal text is from Walter Bishop of Fringe.

KarlOmega1

What do you do when you accidently drink an GB potion?

(OOC: GB stands for Gender- bender)
I'm a Skype User.
Skype Name: Karaius

Kenji

Quote from: KarlOmega1 on October 26, 2006, 06:22:56 PM
What do you do when you accidently drink an GB potion?

(OOC: GB stands for Gender- bender)

You get a bad movie based off of Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde. As well as an overused internet gag.

xHaZxMaTx

Will I get phone service in Canada?

Gabi

Quote from: ×HaZ×MaT× on October 27, 2006, 01:22:24 AM
Will I get phone service in Canada?
You can get phone service in any country, as long as you make the proper arrangements.
~~ Gabi a.k.a. Gliynn Starseed, APF ~~
Thanks to Silver for the yappities, and to everyone for being so great!
(12:28:12) llearch: Gabi is equal-opportunity friendly

llearch n'n'daCorna

Quote from: Gabi on October 27, 2006, 06:44:36 AM
Quote from: ×HaZ×MaT× on October 27, 2006, 01:22:24 AM
Will I get phone service in Canada?
You can get phone service in any country, as long as you make the proper arrangements.

Is that in the same way cows get serviced by the bull?
Thanks for all the images | Unofficial DMFA IRC server
"We found Scientology!" -- The Bad Idea Bears

Gabi

Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on October 27, 2006, 07:59:53 AM
Quote from: Gabi on October 27, 2006, 06:44:36 AM
Quote from: ×HaZ×MaT× on October 27, 2006, 01:22:24 AM
Will I get phone service in Canada?
You can get phone service in any country, as long as you make the proper arrangements.

Is that in the same way cows get serviced by the bull?
Yes... through intermediaries.
~~ Gabi a.k.a. Gliynn Starseed, APF ~~
Thanks to Silver for the yappities, and to everyone for being so great!
(12:28:12) llearch: Gabi is equal-opportunity friendly

DigitalMan

Is having the Bananaphone song repeating non-stop in my brain going to cause a problem when I take my standardized tests later?

Why would anyone want to call their cat using a Bananaphone?

xHaZxMaTx

What would a cat use to answer said call?

GabrielsThoughts

If some one were to ... would it ... or would it...?

Do you answer all questions, or do you carefully screen them for sanity and logical purpose?

On average how many hairs are on the human body?

How many grains of sand are on the beaches of california?

Why is everything bigger in Texas?


   clickity click click click. Quote in personal text is from Walter Bishop of Fringe.

Tiger_T

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Quote from: GabrielsThoughts on October 26, 2006, 04:46:36 PM
what kind of chant would I use if I was going to summon a bog beast?

what king of weaknesses would a bog beast have if a bog beast could be killed?

What is the origin of "pull my finger, " I suspect it was Babe Ruth, however others with whom I've asked suspected it was  "the bard".

Who is "the Bard"?

"why must 'it' be refered to as 'the scotish play' and the 'other one' refered to as 'pygmalian'?
A bog beast chant.
A most unfortunate one. (At least for the bog beast, that is.)
I'm pretty sure it comes from something far older than from some celebrity of any kind.
Just google around.
Interesting question.

Quote from: KarlOmega1 on October 26, 2006, 06:22:56 PM
What do you do when you accidently drink an GB potion?

(OOC: GB stands for Gender- bender)
Find the antidote and have a nice time with yourself for a bit before using it.  :)

Quote from: DigitalMan on October 27, 2006, 09:06:23 AM
Is having the Bananaphone song repeating non-stop in my brain going to cause a problem when I take my standardized tests later?

Why would anyone want to call their cat using a Bananaphone?
No. Actually it'll increase your efficience. (it's dificult to explain though)
To ask it for advice about coughing up hairballs.

Quote from: ×HaZ×MaT× on October 27, 2006, 09:27:20 AM
What would a cat use to answer said call?
Strawberry-jam. With anchovy. (for a better taste)
Quote from: GabrielsThoughts on October 27, 2006, 02:45:14 PM
If some one were to ... would it ... or would it...?

Do you answer all questions, or do you carefully screen them for sanity and logical purpose?

On average how many hairs are on the human body?

How many grains of sand are on the beaches of california?

Why is everything bigger in Texas?
No.
We can't have sanity here. Must be controlled very thoroughly.
Too many. (Or too few if you want to be a RL-furry)
1,576,459,459,561,476 (if you don't count the ones smaller than 0.05 mm)
Because of all the place there.
Tigriel's got a guest:


A Furry fan, that's what I am! - Proud member of the AP-Team. - Avatar Art by INK

Zedd

Is there an IQ in mayo?
Why does the image of Elmira Deevil screach like a chalkboard in peoples minds?
And why does it seem like I am the only one not able to tie those non clipon  ties?