Ask the All Purpose Fox, Try!

[Aridas]

What's a crossfire hurricane?

[xHaZxMaTx]

Why doesn't Aridas use Google/Wiki?

What are 'Stones?

[bill]

Why doesn't Haz listen to more 'Stones?

[Castle Pokemetroid]

What I miss? I've been gone for a while.

[bill]

Why do informal lab reports even exist?

[Alan Garou]

Why is the baby possum that lives under our porch repeatedly eating food from the cat's bowl?
Has Cthulu ever given God a wedgie?
What difference is there between a two-inch long living booger and a banana slug?

[KarlOmega1]

What do the APFs think of my latest RP Idea?

[Zedd]

Why must it take months to get anywhere?
Will Charline stop stalking me in the halls?

[Tiger_T]

What's a crossfire hurricane?

Sounds like a combo-attack in a fight-game.

Why doesn't Aridas use Google/Wiki?

What are 'Stones?

Because asking us is more fun.
An old-school rock band.

Why doesn't Haz listen to more 'Stones?

Depending on his question aboth I'd say: "Because he doesn't know what they are."

What I miss? I've been gone for a while.

A lot.
Go and reread the forum.
Test will be tomorrow in a weeeeek.

Why do informal lab reports even exist?

To unnerve you.

Why is the baby possum that lives under our porch repeatedly eating food from the cat's bowl?
Has Cthulu ever given God a wedgie?
What difference is there between a two-inch long living booger and a banana slug?

It's an easy dinner.
You go and ask him. I'm sure he'll love to tell his tale.
The color.

What do the APFs think of my latest RP Idea?

I'm no roleplayer, but Sheridan and e-voyager seem to like it.

Why must it take months to get anywhere?
Will Charline stop stalking me in the halls?

Depends on where you want to get.
You can rest assured that she won't neglect you.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

What I miss? I've been gone for a while.

A lot.
Go and reread the forum.
Test will be tomorrow in a weeeeek.

Hmm. Let's start, then.

kkkkkuh. wwwuh. ooooo. teh. ey. Kwootay. Kwotay. Oh, Quote.
Okay, I can do this.
Fffuh. rrrruh. ooooo. ummm. Fffurooom. Fff. Froom. From.

Man, this is taking ages.

Is there any shortcut I can take? Download the mp3 or something? :-)

[Dakata]

If Llearchy's the second worst lurker on the forum, who's the -worst-?

Why did [some of] my teachers give me projects to do during my Christmas break? Don't they know that I have stuff to do during my break?

Is FKK the Santa-Kat who delivers toys to all the little girls and boys?

If I got extra credit on a project because of something about it the teacher liked, and one of my classmates complained because it wasn't fair (Because I got more points than her, when I turned my project in late and she didn't), does she have the right to b**** and whine?

Should I ignore the whiny-girl if she's a meanie-head who calls me "retarded" just 'cuz my handwriting is uber-sloppy [and illegible if you lack a brain ]?

Where do babies come from?

[bill]

Why did Haz microwave my Creed CD? 

[Valynth]

I've applied almost everywhere for a job, so why don't I have one?

How can you spend the holidays with your loved ones if you hate everyone?

[xHaZxMaTx]

Why do I have such horrible timing?

Oh, and Bill, Google 'Worst Band in the World'.

If morning begins at 12:00 AM, why is 12:00 AM known as midnight?

[Azlan]

If Llearchy's the second worst lurker on the forum, who's the -worst-?

Why did [some of] my teachers give me projects to do during my Christmas break? Don't they know that I have stuff to do during my break?

Is FKK the Santa-Kat who delivers toys to all the little girls and boys?

If I got extra credit on a project because of something about it the teacher liked, and one of my classmates complained because it wasn't fair (Because I got more points than her, when I turned my project in late and she didn't), does she have the right to b**** and whine?

Should I ignore the whiny-girl if she's a meanie-head who calls me "retarded" just 'cuz my handwriting is uber-sloppy [and illegible if you lack a brain ]?

Where do babies come from?

Success requires great effort and sacrifice

yes, but mostly to make them blush

Free country rule

Free country rule2

The hospital

Hmm. Let's start, then.

kkkkkuh. wwwuh. ooooo. teh. ey. Kwootay. Kwotay. Oh, Quote.
Okay, I can do this.
Fffuh. rrrruh. ooooo. ummm. Fffurooom. Fff. Froom. From.

Man, this is taking ages.

Is there any shortcut I can take? Download the mp3 or something? :-)

Requires access to the Black Library.

Why did Haz microwave my Creed CD? 

Because he hated your microwave.

I've applied almost everywhere for a job, so why don't I have one?

How can you spend the holidays with your loved ones if you hate everyone?

You try too hard, cast away this material desire and seek a life of leisure... without responsibility and they shall flock to your door to hire you.

Utilize lots of vasoline.

Why do I have such horrible timing?

Oh, and Bill, Google 'Worst Band in the World'.

If morning begins at 12:00 AM, why is 12:00 AM known as midnight?

Funny, when I try I seem to only generate hits on The Cure and Depeche Mode...

load balancing.

[Castle Pokemetroid]

How come my sister is in 5th grade but is smart as a 3rd grader?

I also can't stop her from eating/putting her feet on my map. How can I stop her before my map is gone?

How come she also gets band from forums in less that a month after signing up.

[Valynth]

In Master of Magic, what is the only way to bypass the guardian wind spell with a ranged attack without casting a spell?

Why can't DOS games run on Windows XP without a emulator/much hacking?

[Zedd]

Will Davros or The Master from Doctor Who© ever find love?
Does people like Eric Idle know the bright side of life is? 
Will you give me Abels phone #?
Does this look infected to you? *shows a callust on my finger*

[vulpesweasel]

What would you do in a class 4 zombie outbreak?
What would be your weapon of choice if surrounded by hundreds of angry zombies?
Will you help me fight these zombies?

[Alan Garou]

How much wood would a muskrat chuck if a muskrat could chuck wood?
Why does HersheysTM make giant KissesTM so large that nobody could ever finish them?
Why is the rum gone?

[Tiger_T]

How come my sister is in 5th grade but is smart as a 3rd grader?

I also can't stop her from eating/putting her feet on my map. How can I stop her before my map is gone?

How come she also gets band from forums in less that a month after signing up.

Lowered standards nowadays.
Buy a new one and insist on her staying away from it. That will trigger her to assault that one instead. Should that not work... Well, you'll still have a new map.
Maybe she's just annoying.

In Master of Magic, what is the only way to bypass the guardian wind spell with a ranged attack without casting a spell?

Why can't DOS games run on Windows XP without a emulator/much hacking?

Maybe 'hit it until it stops moving' (*has never played the game*)
Because DOS and Windows XP just ain't compatible enough.

Will Davros or The Master from Doctor Who© ever find love?
Does people like Eric Idle know the bright side of life is? 
Will you give me Abels phone #?
Does this look infected to you? *shows a callust on my finger*

*hasn't seen the right episodes yet* I thought they were destroyed or something.
Sure.
No, that's classified information.
It looks ok; you should just try to type a bit less.

What would you do in a class 4 zombie outbreak?
What would be your weapon of choice if surrounded by hundreds of angry zombies?
Will you help me fight these zombies?

Get the f@ck out of there.
A teleporter.
Nope. You're on your own. *teleports away with the teleporter*

How much wood would a muskrat chuck if a muskrat could chuck wood?
Why does HersheysTM make giant KissesTM so large that nobody could ever finish them?
Why is the rum gone?

Just enough to last through the winter.
Because they sell well.
Ask Jack Sparrow.

[e_voyager]

Have any of professor's Ink's family taken to the dental trade?

[bill]

Is it overly pedantic to complain that someone used an open single quote instead of an apostrophe?

[Gabi]

Have any of professor's Ink's family taken to the dental trade?

Depending on how broad your definition of 'family' is, everyone may have someone in their family who has.

Is it overly pedantic to complain that someone used an open single quote instead of an apostrophe?

That depends on how you complain about it, and how important it is for that text to be correct.

Everything is relative tonight. And everyone is someone's relative as well.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

What causes people to trust me?
How did I get here?
Where should I go from here?

[Tiger_T]

What causes people to trust me?
How did I get here?
Where should I go from here?

Your winning smile.
Throught the phone-line.
Go to sleep.

[e_voyager]

i was referring to the online character do to a dental strip i recently saw but i suppose your right.

Do i ask confusing questions?
do i ask enough questions to fill a book?

[Tiger_T]

You're confused. - You ask questions. - We defuse you.
I didn't count them. It really depends on how big a book you want to make of them.

[Zedd]

Who bit my baloney?
Can I have a raise on my allowance?
Did the martians suck out your brain?
If I am too sexy for my shirt....too sexy for my shirt...What about my pants?

[Gabi]

Who bit my baloney?
Can I have a raise on my allowance?
Did the martians suck out your brain?
If I am too sexy for my shirt....too sexy for my shirt...What about my pants?

You did.
We're not allowing you anything, so there's nothing to raise.
No.
True. False=>*=True.