Ask the All Purpose Fox, Try!

[Dakata]

Actually it doesn't sound like any class I've heard of. Do let me know what it is about, just not on this topic.

Why?

Should I PM you and tell you?

How do you know a Dakata makes a sound if you kick it?

Who'd be mean enough to kick an innocent little Dakata? Dakatas don't deserve kicks!

Should I feel smart if I'm the only one in my Biology class who knows who Dolly the sheep is? (We're learning about genetics and stuff.)

Why is almost everyone in my Biology class failing? It's not hard at all. And there's easy extra credit assignments...and easy not-extra-credit assignments...

What's better? Kicked puppies or kicked fox-babies? (What're fox-babies called anyway? Kits? *Shrug*)

[Alan Garou]

Why are they watching superluser?
When did ignorance become a point of view?
Does it hurt to ask?

[Prof B Hunnydew]

1)Why are they watching superluser?
They have reasons, But don't ask me what they are ? I have not a clue..  They are just doing their jobs.

2) When did ignorance become a point of view?
When Reality became TV entertainment..

3)Does it hurt to ask?
YES and it hurts more to answer

PBH

[GabrielsThoughts]

What's the "blue collar" cure for the common cold?, and don't tell me there isn't one.

what are the natural enimies of cockroaches?

what is the diameter of the moon of phobos?

what is the cure for webaddiction?

[vulpesweasel]

will there ever be a FF7 remake?
Can I have a hug?
if pi equals 3.14159.....then what does a slice of pi equal?

[Drake Manaweilder]

Dose becoming an ADnD player make me a +2 or +3 nerd?

[Roureem Egas]

Actually it doesn't sound like any class I've heard of. Do let me know what it is about, just not on this topic.

Why?

Should I PM you and tell you?

How do you know a Dakata makes a sound if you kick it?

Who'd be mean enough to kick an innocent little Dakata? Dakatas don't deserve kicks!

Should I feel smart if I'm the only one in my Biology class who knows who Dolly the sheep is? (We're learning about genetics and stuff.)

Why is almost everyone in my Biology class failing? It's not hard at all. And there's easy extra credit assignments...and easy not-extra-credit assignments...

What's better? Kicked puppies or kicked fox-babies? (What're fox-babies called anyway? Kits? *Shrug*)

Because I'MMA CHARGIN MAH LAZAH!

Go ahead and PM Gabi. I'm not seeing why that'd be a problem.

... *snort*

I guess so. I'd call it more of "on top of things" than "smart" though.

They all rented out that space in between their eyes. I hear it gets a fair amount of money. 

A kick to a head. Those just go together, somehow. And baby foxes can be referred to as either kits or cubs.

Why are they watching superluser?
When did ignorance become a point of view?
Does it hurt to ask?

Who knows what wild things go on in the heads of superluser or the newsticker controller. 

Beats me.

Tell me when you find out. Not here though.

1)Why are they watching superluser?
They have reasons, But don't ask me what they are ? I have not a clue..  They are just doing their jobs.

2) When did ignorance become a point of view?
When Reality became TV entertainment..

3)Does it hurt to ask?
YES and it hurts more to answer

PBH

When did you get AP priviledges?

What's the "blue collar" cure for the common cold?, and don't tell me there isn't one.

what are the natural enimies of cockroaches?

what is the diameter of the moon of phobos?

what is the cure for webaddiction?

Chicken soup...wasn't it?

I wish I knew... 

Too lazy to look it up.

What is this webaddiction you speak of?

will there ever be a FF7 remake?
Can I have a hug?
if pi equals 3.14159.....then what does a slice of pi equal?

Not that I know of.

Sure. *hug*

A Dynamic Entry from above.

Dose becoming an ADnD player make me a +2 or +3 nerd?

It's...*roll*19+4.

...I CAST FLARE!

[Drake Manaweilder]

hmm... unless I can hit it back with a b_______*  sword i'm dead aren't I?
(I wasen't makeing fun of ADnD.. I just started today..)

*is not shure if that would be out of the PG rating

[Gabi]

hmm... unless I can hit it back with a b_______*  sword i'm dead aren't I?
(I wasen't makeing fun of ADnD.. I just started today..)

*is not shure if that would be out of the PG rating

It depends on how many HP you had before the attack.

[Roureem Egas]

hmm... unless I can hit it back with a b_______*  sword i'm dead aren't I?
(I wasen't makeing fun of ADnD.. I just started today..)

*is not shure if that would be out of the PG rating

That was a reference to a flash movie. It's called Unforgotten Realms and you can view it on newgrounds. It was the second episode specifically.

[superluser]

b_______*  sword

*is not shure if that would be out of the PG rating

Why are you spelling hand-and-a-half with a b?  Were you attacked by a
hat as a scboolboy?

While I'm at it, Why do so many of Thomas Pynchon's characters sound like spammers?

[Prof B Hunnydew]

When did you get AP priviledges?.

Forgive me.. So, I am not a vixen.  I was only trying to help

PBH

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

... Why am I suddenly tempted to edit the first post, and include "Unofficial team member: Prof B Hunnydew" ?

[Gabi]

b_______*  sword

*is not shure if that would be out of the PG rating

Why are you spelling hand-and-a-half with a b?  Were you attacked by a
hat as a scboolboy?

While I'm at it, Why do so many of Thomas Pynchon's characters sound like spammers?

Scboolboys don't exist.
It's either coincidental or intentional.

When did you get AP priviledges?.

Forgive me.. So, I am not a vixen.  I was only trying to help

PBH

You're not forgiven. Breaking the rules doesn't help.

... Why am I suddenly tempted to edit the first post, and include "Unofficial team member: Prof B Hunnydew" ?

That's your evil side talking to you.

[Prof B Hunnydew]

OKay OKay I know when I have been spanked... I was trying for the Funnny....*sign* yes, Teacher I will go to back of class and try again.


PBH

[RJ]

Am I a Narutard? 

[e_voyager]

why are so many people going gaga over villains now a days?

[Tiger_T]

OKay OKay I know when I have been spanked... I was trying for the Funnny....*sign* yes, Teacher I will go to back of class and try again.


PBH

No. Don't try again.
You may ask questions though.

Am I a Narutard? 

If that's what they call Naruto-fangirls nowadays, then yes. Yes, you are a Narutard.

why are so many people going gaga over villains now a days?

It's all propaganda. People like to have a clear picture of 'the bad guys (tm)'.
They can't bear to wrap their minds around the fact that we live in a world of all-shades-of-gray, rather than in a b/w world with them as the good guys (tm).

[Prof B Hunnydew]

Okay with all due respect APF's

I have read the "rules"  and wish to become a grasshopper, Sensi...

How does one Join the AP team?  and is there many days or weeks of training?

Please tell me, Foxes  What requirements I need and repentance may I give to Gabi and all?

For I am a truely sorry... 
PBH

[Alan Garou]

How many people have been sacked?
What did that weird newsbar say anyway?
How many inches are in a gallon?

[Azlan]

Okay with all due respect APF's

I have read the "rules"  and wish to become a grasshopper, Sensi...

How does one Join the AP team?  and is there many days or weeks of training?

Please tell me, Foxes  What requirements I need and repentance may I give to Gabi and all?

For I am a truely sorry... 
PBH

One does not join the AP team, one must be scouted by a special AP assistant coach of scouting, tea and hugging.

Training is 1 weekend a month, 2 weeks a year.

Bring us pocky, tea, a chew toy... squeeky is a plus and 1.5 billion personal references.  Gabi will add any additional requirements if necessary.

How many people have been sacked?
What did that weird newsbar say anyway?
How many inches are in a gallon?

1 mol
*refresh*
*fireball*

[Gabi]

Gabi will add any additional requirements if necessary.

Really? Great. Then I'd like some more tea, please. Predictable, but delectable.

The funny thing about Prof B Hunnydew's earlier comment is that I am, in fact, a teacher.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

May I also have some tea? (peppermint, if you have it)

[Gabi]

Sure. I can even mail it to you if you'd like me to. It wouldn't be the first time I've mailed teabags, and FKK mailed me some white tea once.

[Prof B Hunnydew]

Sure. I can even mail it to you if you'd like me to. It wouldn't be the first time I've mailed teabags, and FKK mailed me some white tea once.

Okay Gabi, What is your Favorite Tea? and where do I sent it along with the Pokey, and squeeky chew toys? (PM) me the address If you like some tea.)  The 1.5 billion personal references are going to take a little longer, I don't think even the Pope has that many either. Does he?


PBH

[Gabi]

Oh, I like most kinds of tea. Some of my favorites are jasmine, chamomile (though that's very easy to get here), rose, and berry teas in general (as long as they don't contain rosehip because it's too strong and clouds the taste of the other berries). But most other teas are good for me as well (exceptions: Lapsang Souchong and anything branded Bigellow or Taragüí). You can send them to our base in the middle of the ocean or... if you really want my home address, PM me and I'll give it to you.

[Caswin]

One does not join the AP team, one must be scouted by a special AP assistant coach of... hugging.

Wellp, there goes my chance.

How do things as bizarre as Challenge of the Superfriends make it to the airwaves? *Just came up with a conspiracy theory this very minute, but will wait for an APF's word on things*

[e_voyager]

is it possible to want too much Tea?

how can i fix my author thread?

[GabrielsThoughts]

Are their people other than me who think Jack sparrow is lame?

Is the saw trillogy as bad as the previews make it out to be?

Why did "Borat" get 5 stars, and other, better, more intelligent movies get 3 or 2 stars?

[ShadesFox]

Oh my, it looks like Gabi is going to collect another tea provider X3

One does not join the AP team, one must be scouted by a special AP assistant coach of... hugging.

Wellp, there goes my chance.

How do things as bizarre as Challenge of the Superfriends make it to the airwaves? *Just came up with a conspiracy theory this very minute, but will wait for an APF's word on things*

I would be interested in your conspiracy theory, I always like those.  Still, I suspect that someone on the show slept with an executive's daughter and had her convince daddy executive to air the show.

is it possible to want too much Tea?

how can i fix my author thread?

Hmm... I think I shall have to ask Wildy on that one.  I think she inherited the left overs of our previous tea party.

With fire.

Are their people other than me who think Jack sparrow is lame?

Is the saw trillogy as bad as the previews make it out to be?

Why did "Borat" get 5 stars, and other, better, more intelligent movies get 3 or 2 stars?

I'm pretty sure there are.  But I'm pretty sure that is a minority opinion.

Most likely.

With fire.