I just read the rules

[bill]

Darkmoon should die imo.

[Metal Juggernaut]

What if Metal has a time machine?


WHAT THEN.

DANGIT!!! I told you it's a secret!

[Netrogo]

Hmm, if we killed Darkmoon we could muscle in and take over his territory.

But killing him would require effort, nuts to that *takes nap*

[Damaris]

You'd also have to provide a cook.  Otherwise I'd starve to death.

[Darkmoon]

Yeah, she's pretty helpless.

Sides, if anyone is gonna muscle in, it's Amber. I dun seen the way she been lookin at mah wife.

[thegayhare]

You'd also have to provide a cook.  Otherwise I'd starve to death.

*weaves back and foth, a bottle of scotch in one hand*

I can fry, I a cook

[Darkmoon]

She can't do fried foods. The grease and her are not a good combination.

[thegayhare]

Oh whats she like?
I have a great baked mac and cheese and a killer chicken speghetti, of and a nice sweet and sour keilbassa... oh and then there is my chicken cordon bleu which is lightly pan seared and then baked

[Darkmoon]

She'd like all that...

dammit...

[Netami]

Darkmoon should die imo.

The crow flies at dawn! Meet the baker on the corner of First and Charlie; rendezvous at the turn of the second moon!

[Darkmoon]

Oooh, ooh, can I come? I totally could be of use!

[Damaris]

As long as someone ships me TGH, I'm cool with it.

[Netami]

I was going to intercept him and keep him in my bathroom, thus killing the both of you. One in a brutal manner, the other through starvation.

[Amber Williams]

But...how will I get cream soda if my middlemen in the states are dead?

[xHaZxMaTx]

What, they don't have cream soda in Canada?  Those bastards!

[thegayhare]

YAY I'm wanted...

*is so happy he does the dance of joy*

I'll make you cream soda gumi's hon

I just learned what I've been doing wrong

[Amber Williams]

I'm telling ya, if you could ever figure out how to make cream soda fudge like those rootbeer fudge things you make...I'd totally have your gay babies.

[thegayhare]

I'm telling ya, if you could ever figure out how to make cream soda fudge like those rootbeer fudge things you make...I'd totally have your gay babies.

You know I might be able to do that.  lemme do a quick search

[Netami]

HEY! Stop baking and start sitting in my bathroom.

[Nikki]

  i got lost on my way in...could someone hand me a map?

[xHaZxMaTx]

Why would you want to know where you're going?

[Netami]

Don't you see a perfectly good opportunity here?

I mean... Of course you can have a map! Here, this is a perfectly legitimate map leading out of this place....

..And into my house... 

[Nikki]

Don't you see a perfectly good opportunity here?

I mean... Of course you can have a map! Here, this is a perfectly legitimate map leading out of this place....

..And into my house... 

*follows* and where might this line leading to a rectangle be leading to?

[xHaZxMaTx]

...Cookies...

[thegayhare]

I'm telling ya, if you could ever figure out how to make cream soda fudge like those rootbeer fudge things you make...I'd totally have your gay babies.

Hmm looks like I can do that,  Since I'll be using a substance then for the rootbeer ones I'll have to experiment a bit.

Shat would you like the second flavor to be?  I was thinking Cream soda and butterscotch... I'd call it butterbeer fudge

*scanning threw some of the other things he could try*

Weee this could be fun

HEY! Stop baking and start sitting in my bathroom.

But  nobody would like my fudge if I made it in the bathroom

[Nikki]

0w0 it leads to cookies?

[xHaZxMaTx]

It leads to 'cookies,' yes, if you don't answer your phone.

[Nikki]

*Thwaps* NEVAR!!!

[xHaZxMaTx]

Have fun in Netami's house, then.

[Jim Halisstrad]

Hey, Netami... does your milkshake bring all the forumites to the yard?