Just Sayin' Hi!

[kaosblaze]

Hello! I'm kaosblaze, the newest newb here (for now)... so just do what you do to the other newbs.. and get it over with.

[xHaZxMaTx]

*Waves* Hi!  Ok, I'm done.

[Dakata]

*Stuffs some little baby owls into Kaosblaze's shirt* Nice hooters. [/silly-perv]

Welcome. I'm Dakata, the big 'ol meanie Dragon (who has to lurk because he/she has too much homework. Bleh.). If someone tells you that I'm female, then THEY'RE FULL OF LIES AND COOKIES...And muffins.

...Respect the artists and tell Mr. Boogeyman that HE'S NOT SCARY. Do it, do it, do it!

[Damaris]

um...

You suck.

Consider yourself (poorly) flamed into submission.

[Darkmoon]

just do what you do to the other newbs.. and get it over with.

(gets out his bungie cords, duct tape, fish hooks, jello, feathers, toe nail clippers, cabbage patch dolls, temporary tatoos, and turtle wax)

I have a few things in mind...

[Damaris]

Oh!  The electric bugaloo?  That's always fun!

[Anara]

RUN!! Run while you still can!!

*flees*

[Castle Pokemetroid]

The party dino died! Usually, I would show the party dino to noobs, but I'll have to come up with somethin else.

Here's the new party butterfly!

Now to investigate on the party dino's killer . . .

[Jim Halisstrad]

YOUR DOING IT WRONG!


I mean, Hi

[Suwako]

Queque....
wait?

Welcome kaosblaze, enjoy your stay.
The people here can be scary here but please stay where you are 

[LionHeart]

*appears in a flash of blue light*

Hi! Welcome to this dimension of sight and sound, but mostly of mind.

Leave your sanity (if any) in the secure storage provided just outside the door (we've had a rash of thefts of people's sanity lately), and remember to keep your claim ticket.

Don't mind Dakata - he/she (Dakata refuses to admit to having a particular gender) is completely harmless. Apart from being obsessed with hooters, anyway...

Beware of stampeding mows, and treat any baked goods given to you by squirrels with extreme caution.

Have a welcome gift. *gives the new person a souvenir coffee mug*

Enjoy the craziness your stay.

*waves, and fades away, leaving a smile that slowly fades out too...*

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Hiya, welcome, congratulations, you've survived another "Newbie Meltdown"

And here's your prize - a brand new, sparkling, fully gassed Newbie Showbag (offer not valid in all states, see in store for details, offer void where prohibted under law, tax not included, offer not suitable for small children, batteries not included, warning, contains small parts, contents may settle in shipping) containing:

- One newbie
- One long, bent thing, with a sort of lump at the end
- One cover for same
- One same
- Another long, bent thing with a sort of lump at the end
- A small handbook entitled "How to Avoid Being Used in a Newbie Showbag" subtitled "Index to Volumes 1 to 20"
- A large bookshelf containing Volumes 1 to 20, a second small handbook for Volumes 21 to 40, a large black book entitled "Indexes to Volumes 41 through 1048756" and the rest of the volumes
- A small handbook on how to be used in a newbie showbag, consisting of 3 pages with "This page intentionally left blank" on them, 1 index page, a single page with the word "Don't" printed on it, and 2 more pages with "This page unintentionally left blank" printed on them.
- A cookie
- A muffin
- A note stating why you should avoid RJ's Muffins, with the important details scribbled out in big black pen
- A label, apparently from the muffin, with the name RJ on it.
- 3 spare socks
- One French kiss from TGH
- One Italian kiss from Dakata
- 2 bent paperclips
- A blank piece of paper.

Try not to lose any of it.

[Gabi]

Hello. You look like you've been on other forums before, so as long as the insanity doesn't bother you, you'll probably be fine. You're welcome to join in.

[ITOS]

Why hello! I am 7 Itos Atio, Monitor of Installation 00.

you've survived another "Newbie Meltdown"

Don't jump to any hasty conclusions. Only one post so far.

[thegayhare]

*Dances in to the Masicism Tango wearing tight red leather, an carrying a bull whip*

Greatings, I am The Gay Hare, official cook and bottle washer, as well as Federal Boy Inspecter.  If you have any boys to declare there is a bin outside my door.

*produces a platter of cookies and cheesecake*

Enjoy your stay and watch out some of the forumites can be a bit scarey

- One French kiss from TGH

With tongue?

[kaosblaze]

@Dakata: Umm... thanks?
@Darkmoon: You scare me. Please stop.
@Lionheart: Sorry, my sanity is completly fragmented. Expect an outcropping of multiple personalities soon.
@llearch n'n'daCorna: First of all: PLEASE SHORTEN YOUR NAME! It's too hard to spell!
Second of all: Wow. Most of that was completly both insane and redundant. Ironic, because my imaginary friend works in the Department of Redundancy Department.
@Gabi: That's about right. I've been in WAY too many to count forums recenly, but I'm limiting my self to 4.
@Castle Pokemetroid: Thanks! *eats butterfly*
And to all: PLEASE DANCE WITH CAUTION. THERE ARE  S ABOUT.
In other news... rules.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

kaos: What, "llearch" is too hard to spell?

*innocent look*

[Roureem Egas]

Hi. I swear I saw a name like that on the old board. Hmm...

And no, I'm not confusing it with insanekaosx.

Anyways, welcome.

*hands over a little ribbon*

...don't you look at me like that.

[bill]

Hello, have a nice day, and wear a tight belt around Xze.

[Dakata]

- One Italian kiss from Dakata

Silly box. Dragons don't kiss people. Dragons LICK people.

...*Licks Kaosblaze...In Italy*

...*Licks Boogeyman's face* Bwahahhah!

...

*DISTRACTION!*

*Runs*

[Castle Pokemetroid]

@Castle Pokemetroid: Thanks! *eats butterfly*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Damn, out of mascots.

I guess I'll be using ribbons for newbes now . . .

[Mew Mew Renee]

Geezz! Harsh!     .....Bro

[Anara]

Can't you just feel the love? 

Welcome newbie. The fact that you're still here bodes well for your survival 

[kaosblaze]

True... true... I have fared worse. Once I had to endure Margaret-Thatcher-in-a-Can...

[Anara]

Oh Noes!  D:
Not the Margaret-Thatcher-in-a-can!

[Miaka]

Oh god, there are two Kaos' now.....
this is just gonna get confusing.

[Aridas]

Let's name them kaos 1 and kaos 2. or crazy kaos and fire kaos.

[Miaka]

or we could just call the second one Blaze and the first Kaos, eh?

[insanekaosx]

I'm all for calling this name theif Blaze

Welcome, newbie! Have your complimentary cheap-plastic, immitation NES-chucks. You may or may notneed them, depending on who you run into and when.

*mutters*not that they'll do you any good*/mutters*

Enjoy your stay, however sho-erm, Yes, enjoy you stay, and may the insanity hold you fast like a python holds its PREY!

*Ninja's off.... leaving behind a note saying only "Steal my name and DIE" *

[Mew Mew Renee]

Ok? uh!