The Vend-o-mat 9000

Started by Slowtini, October 14, 2008, 12:03:02 AM

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Cogidubnus

#390
November 24, 2008, 03:51:33 PM
The vend-o-mat destroys you for this heresy.

*inserts diet cherry vanilla Dr. Pepper*

Slowtini

#391
November 24, 2008, 04:01:06 PM
The vend-o-mat dispenses a BRAND NEW ME. D;
Now with more bubbly personality.

*stuffs Cogidubnus headfirst into the vend-o-mat*

Cogidubnus

#392
November 25, 2008, 12:09:12 AM
It produces a pile of drivel and a letter opener.

*inserts coin*

e_voyager

#393
November 25, 2008, 01:11:34 AM
out pups several previously destroyed robot masters.

inset E-tank.
I thank Silver Fox and Tiger_T for the wonderful Yappies.  all around the universe powers learned to hiss and curse at this, my creation but am i real or pure creation?
 I'm never where i was, rarely where i want to be, but always were i am needed.
 this world is not my own. but some how i wish that i could belong. Blame It On Boxey

Mao

#394
November 25, 2008, 09:58:13 AM
An energy pellet comes out.

*inserts a coin*

llearch n'n'daCorna

#395
November 25, 2008, 10:19:05 AM
The Vend-o-mat 9000 dispenses a ghost. You'll need that pellet now...


*inserts coin*
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Caswin

#396
November 25, 2008, 10:26:43 AM
The Vend-O-Mat produces a muffin.

*Inserts a cell phone*
Quote from: DamarisThis is the most freaking civil "flame war" I have ever seen in my life.
Yap yap.

Cogidubnus

#397
November 25, 2008, 10:40:32 AM
The Vend-O-Mat runs up your bill, and then skedaddles out of town, leaving you to pay it.

*inserts Irish sixpence*

Corgatha Taldorthar

#398
November 25, 2008, 01:26:42 PM
The Vend-O-Mat 9000 dispenses a load of beer.


*inserts a bottle of beer*
Someday, when we look back on this, we'll both laugh nervously and change the subject. More is good. All is better.

Cogidubnus

#399
November 25, 2008, 02:47:04 PM
The Vend-O-Mat thanks you for the beer, and gives you a ticket to the Live In-Concert showing of the Trans-Siberian Orchestra.

*inserts pineapples*

Angel

#400
November 25, 2008, 04:39:42 PM
(The machine produces a cassette of Téléfrançais.) Umm, hey, if you don't want it, can I have it?

(inserts a scrunchie)
The Real Myth of Sisyphus:
The itsy-bitsy spider went up the water spout,
Down came the rain and washed the spider out.
Out came the sun and dried up all the rain,
And the itsy-bitsy spider went up the spout again...
BANDWAGON JUMP!

e_voyager

#401
November 26, 2008, 01:33:43 AM
The Vend-O-Mat 9000 dispenses Kootie Pie Koopa (Wendy O. Koopa)
I thank Silver Fox and Tiger_T for the wonderful Yappies.  all around the universe powers learned to hiss and curse at this, my creation but am i real or pure creation?
 I'm never where i was, rarely where i want to be, but always were i am needed.
 this world is not my own. but some how i wish that i could belong. Blame It On Boxey

techmaster-glitch

#402
November 26, 2008, 02:21:21 AM
The Vend-O-Mat 9000 smacks you for not inserting a coin

*inserts coin*
Avatar:AMoS


shadowterm

#403
November 26, 2008, 02:24:49 AM
The vendo-o-mat 9000 dispenses Mirrors edge
Yay!
*inserts 100 metal*
/)//w//(\

techmaster-glitch

#404
November 26, 2008, 02:30:42 AM
The Vend-O-Mat 9000 spits out metal shavings at you.

*inserts coin*
Avatar:AMoS


Mao

#405
November 26, 2008, 08:27:35 AM
A magnetic screwdriver flies out at you.

*inserts a coin*

LionHeart

#406
November 26, 2008, 09:05:04 AM
A cordless drill pops out.

*inserts coin*
"3x2(9yz)4a!"

"We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty!"


I'm on deviantART.
Also FurAffinity

e_voyager

#407
November 26, 2008, 10:11:25 AM
out pop four 4X4's

insert coin
I thank Silver Fox and Tiger_T for the wonderful Yappies.  all around the universe powers learned to hiss and curse at this, my creation but am i real or pure creation?
 I'm never where i was, rarely where i want to be, but always were i am needed.
 this world is not my own. but some how i wish that i could belong. Blame It On Boxey

Angel

#408
November 26, 2008, 10:04:37 PM
A bullet rain of french fries fires out at you.

Inserts a folded-up piece of tin foil.
The Real Myth of Sisyphus:
The itsy-bitsy spider went up the water spout,
Down came the rain and washed the spider out.
Out came the sun and dried up all the rain,
And the itsy-bitsy spider went up the spout again...
BANDWAGON JUMP!

Slowtini

#409
November 26, 2008, 11:25:09 PM
Foaly pops out, and thanks you for the hat.

*inserts coin*

e_voyager

#410
November 27, 2008, 04:18:28 AM
out pops Artemis fowl who steals Foalys hat and a lager amount of gold.

insert LEPcommunicator.
I thank Silver Fox and Tiger_T for the wonderful Yappies.  all around the universe powers learned to hiss and curse at this, my creation but am i real or pure creation?
 I'm never where i was, rarely where i want to be, but always were i am needed.
 this world is not my own. but some how i wish that i could belong. Blame It On Boxey

Slowtini

#411
November 27, 2008, 03:58:02 PM
Julius Root pops ou-ohwait.

*inserts LAVATUBE*

e_voyager

#412
November 27, 2008, 04:52:19 PM
a model LEPshuttle appears

insert time paradox
I thank Silver Fox and Tiger_T for the wonderful Yappies.  all around the universe powers learned to hiss and curse at this, my creation but am i real or pure creation?
 I'm never where i was, rarely where i want to be, but always were i am needed.
 this world is not my own. but some how i wish that i could belong. Blame It On Boxey

Angel

#413
November 27, 2008, 10:47:15 PM
GIR pops out, with an exploded head.

(inserts a gumdrop)
The Real Myth of Sisyphus:
The itsy-bitsy spider went up the water spout,
Down came the rain and washed the spider out.
Out came the sun and dried up all the rain,
And the itsy-bitsy spider went up the spout again...
BANDWAGON JUMP!

e_voyager

#414
November 28, 2008, 01:03:01 AM
out floats earthworm jim with an inflated head.

insert ammo
I thank Silver Fox and Tiger_T for the wonderful Yappies.  all around the universe powers learned to hiss and curse at this, my creation but am i real or pure creation?
 I'm never where i was, rarely where i want to be, but always were i am needed.
 this world is not my own. but some how i wish that i could belong. Blame It On Boxey

Angel

#415
November 30, 2008, 11:18:58 AM
Soda cans rain down on you like bullets.

(inserts Apocalypse Now on DVD)
The Real Myth of Sisyphus:
The itsy-bitsy spider went up the water spout,
Down came the rain and washed the spider out.
Out came the sun and dried up all the rain,
And the itsy-bitsy spider went up the spout again...
BANDWAGON JUMP!

llearch n'n'daCorna

#416
November 30, 2008, 03:24:31 PM
A torrent of abuse that begins "Where you from, Private?" pours out of the Vend-o-mat 9000 and piles onto your shoes.


*inserts coin*
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Corgatha Taldorthar

#417
December 01, 2008, 09:11:23 AM
The Vend-O-Mat flattens it further, engraves a stylish yet somehow ugly design on the "heads" side, and spits it back aimed directly at your forehead.


*inserts sheet music*
Someday, when we look back on this, we'll both laugh nervously and change the subject. More is good. All is better.

Angel

#418
December 01, 2008, 03:49:55 PM
The machine grows speakers and blasts "In the Hall of the Mountain King" as loud as it will go.

(once she is finished air-conducting, inserts a souvenir penny from SeaWorld)
The Real Myth of Sisyphus:
The itsy-bitsy spider went up the water spout,
Down came the rain and washed the spider out.
Out came the sun and dried up all the rain,
And the itsy-bitsy spider went up the spout again...
BANDWAGON JUMP!

llearch n'n'daCorna

#419
December 01, 2008, 04:47:39 PM
The machine dispenses a souvenir sea.



*inserts half a rolo*
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