The ban game, v11

[Cogidubnus]

Jairus is banned because HERE I GO. 

[Jairus]

Cogi is banned because THERE HE WENT!

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned because he does not go anywhere until Zeta Haro says so.

[Jairus]

Ren is banned because the Turn A Haro says I can go.

[Cogidubnus]

Jairus and his Turn A Haro are banned because Lockon Stratos is dead. He isn't here anymore. But in our hearts, and in this haro, his spirit lives on! Locking On a beam cannon to pierce the heavens! WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE ARE?!

[Ren Gaulen]

"Lockon! Lockon! Lockon! Lockon! "
Cog is not banned for speaking the words of truth.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Ren Gaulen is banned to pass the time.

[Jairus]

Boxy is banned because I am sketching something that's giving me a headache.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned because to fight a headache you must open PILLS (against my orders).

[Jairus]

Ren is banned because I'm probably going to be finished in about ten minutes, so then I'll post my eye-gougingly ugly sketch.

[James StarRunner]

"Jy-Jy" is banned because my wife says so. ...So there.

*BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!* [/wife]

[Ren Gaulen]

James is banned because Jay is not Jy-Jy. You have mistaken him for another person, I guess.

[Cogidubnus]

Ren is banned, because correcting someone's grammar is one of the things I will ban a person for.

[Ren Gaulen]

Cog is banned because that was not the grammar that I have corrected.

[Cogidubnus]

...*odd, squinty expression*

BAN

[VSMIT]

Cog is banned by a bewildered expression.

[Ren Gaulen]

VSMIT is banned by an expression of rage.

[VSMIT]

Ren is banned because he has no idea how hard it was for me to not burst out laughing when I saw that.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because I didn't try to hold back. Meanwhile, sketch is up, I'm off to the post office and then to visit the family for a weekend. You're banned for that to.

[VSMIT]

Why am I banned for what you're doing?  You're banned because that makes no sense.  And because I can't figure out where the Half-Moon Theatre is in your sketch.

[Jairus]

You're banned because that's my fault. It's on the right side of the inner area: if I finish it, I'm going to make it look like the Globe Theater in London.

[Slowtini]

Jairus is banned because at least he can draw.
-looks at my random assortment of squiggles-


...Well, I guess I could call it MODERN art, but still. Woo for no artistic talent!
I'll just stick to programming 

[Mao]

Slowtini is banned for giving up on his art too easily.

[Slowtini]

Mowser is banned because it's not my fault, I have a disorder that gives me poor fine motor control.

[Mao]

Slowtini is banned.  I'll give a reason when I feel like it.

[Ren Gaulen]

Mowser is banned for banning a comrade without a proper reason. *BLAM! BLAM!* Only I may do it.

[VSMIT]

Ren is banned for shooting a comrade without a proper reason.

[Mao]

VSMIT is banned for having shot at me in a cross fire previously for no reason. 

[Ren Gaulen]

Mowser is banned because when I shoot you, you stay shot. *BLAM!* Crap, now I'm out of ammo.

[Slowtini]

Ren is banned by my UNLIMITED BAN BEAM