The ban game, v12

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because women in ponds handing out swords is no basis for a system of government.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because unfortunately, I've already used the "bloody peasant" line.

Oh what the hell...

Be quiet! Shut up! Shut up! Will you shut up?! Shut up! Bloody peasant!

[Ren Gaulen]

VSMIT is banned because the Lady of the Lake knows what she's doing. Don't argue with the Lady of the Lake, foo!

Jay is banned for the abuse of the "bloody peasant" line.

[VSMIT]

Ren is banned because supreme executive derives from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony!

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because none shall pass. (we've already done all of Arthur's lines)

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because I must cross this bridge.

[Ren Gaulen]

VSMIT is banned because the bridge has crumbled.

[VSMIT]

Ren is banned for being wrong.

[Cogidubnus]

Ren is banned, because although this bridge has crumbled, in this tension wire, and in this chunk of asphalt, it's spirit lives on! Making safe crossings across the hole that pierces the heavens! O:

VSMIT is banned for ruining my dramatic speech.

[Ren Gaulen]

Cogi is banned for being so dramatic, when in fact he was not dramatic enough! LET YOUR SPIRIT SOAR, COGI! PIERCE THE HEAVENS WITH YOUR MIND!!

[e_voyager]

Ren Gaulen is banned because i need a gun blade to bring to my sword fights and he knows were i can get one.

[Slowtini]

Voyager is banned because GunBlades seem rather silly when you think about it.

I mean, they'd only have one viable cutting edge, right?

[Cogidubnus]

Slowtini is banned because Katana also have one cutting edge, and I've found they work very nicely...

[Slowtini]

Cog is banned because wouldn't the handle for a gunblade be kind of unwieldly? Wouldn't it end up like a pistol grip?

[Cogidubnus]

Slowtini is banned because some fencers use a pistol grip for their swords. It was developed after WWI, when all the people who had fingers blown off still wanted to fence.

[Mao]

Cogi is banned by these additional facts: The primary purpose of actual gun blades (pistol/rifle equipped with a bayonet) is stabbing.  While it is possible to sharpen the underside of the bayonet, it's only additional function then would be for slashing for which it would be suitable for. (imho)

[Jairus]

Mowser is banned because real-world gunblades were designed for another function: a normal sword for fighting and a backup pistol for short-range shots. Stab, then shoot.

[Slowtini]

Jairus is banned because the leprechaun tells me to burn things. 

[Ren Gaulen]

Slowtini is banned because listening to leprechauns is HERESY!! *BLAM!*

[Slowtini]

Ren is banned because HOW DO YOU KNOW GOD DID NOT APPEAR TO ME IN THE FORM OF A LEPRECHAUN HMM?

That would make it NOT heresy. -confiscates Ren's ammunition-

[Jairus]

Slowtini is banned because God does not appear in the form of a Leprechaun: God only appears in the form of a lawn gnome! How else do you explain him telling me the secrets of the universe through my lawn gnome?

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay and Slowtini are both banned because that is so heretical I don't know whom to execute first. DAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKA!!~

[Jairus]

Ren is banned because I have found religion: Optimism! We believe that our lord and savior Optimus Prime died for our sins, and that freedom is the right of all sentient beings!

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because he should put it in my chest.

[Ren Gaulen]

VSMIT is banned because all we need is a little energon and a lot of bans.

[Slowtini]

Ren is banned because 'All we need is love!' Ba-dah-pa-da-pah'

[VSMIT]

Slowtini is banned because there's nothing you can do that can't be done.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because insert matching music reference here.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned because politics is madness. And madness is delicious.

[Jairus]

Ren is banned by a tokusatsu moment of WTFery.