The ban game, v11

[Ren Gaulen]

AAAAAAAAARGH!!! IT BURNS AND STINGS!! *disintegrates* Slowtini is banned for reducing me to separate atoms.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Ren Gaulen is banned for amusing me.

[Slowtini]

llearch is banned because I wasn't expecting that to work. O-o;

[Jairus]

Slowtini is banned because now he must make an improved, more reliable version of his Unlimited Ban Beam.

[Slowtini]

Jairus is banned because it seems pretty damned reliable to me!

But... NEEDS MORE EMITTERS!
MILE WIDE SPREAD, LONGER RANGE, NEEDS UPGRADES.

[Jairus]

Slowtini is banned because I have the parts he needs... what do you think of my modifications?

[Slowtini]

Jairus is banned because... MUST BE BIGGER!

Also, I just found ten dollars.

[Jairus]

Slowtini is banned because you have two potential configurations...

1. The Halo
2. The Big-ass Colony

Which do you want?

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned because I have just restored my body through sheer will. Yes, I'm badass like that. Now I will proceed to destroy the superweapon he and Slowtini are building. *REN SMITE!*

[Jairus]

Ren is banned because I was planning to let you fire it. The controls are locked into "Hot-Blood Mode," meaning that only someone who is extremely hot-blooded can arm and fire the main gun, and you're the most Hot-Blooded person I can think of who would be willing to do that. And then you went and blew it up. You blew it all up!

...

Fortunately, since I already selected the Devil Gundam configuration, it is currently rebuilding itself.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned because that weapon he is building can only bring more pain and suffering into this world. Lieutenant Siegfried Nox manning a Dire Wolf Panzerknecht will put an and to this Evil!!

[Jairus]

Fine. Be that way. I use my engineering know-how to take over the Dire Wolf Panzerknecht and make it do a silly dance.

Shit though, that armor is sweet. *briefly wonders if his character would have figured out how to built a 'roo-rat sized unit*

[Slowtini]

Jairus is banned because I have a back-up cannon in orbit.

[Ren Gaulen]

Slowtini is banned because his orbital cannon has just been taken out by me using a sniper super long-range particle accelerator cannon.

[Slowtini]

Ren is banned because Orbit is the name of my heavily armored trans-dimensional battlecruiser.

[Jairus]

Slowtini is banned because I order my sniper to destroy Orbit using her gun.

[Slowtini]

Jairus is banned because it's pretty damn indestructible, nothing short of the end of the universe could destroy it...


Wanna go on a road...space trip?

[Jairus]

Slowtini is banned because while I would love to go on a trip, I'm currently scanning in my map of Clockwork.

[Mao]

Jairus is banned for missing out on the road trip.  Everyone knows that road trips are where the best memories come from.

[Jairus]

Mowser is banned because I have been on road trips before. One of those trips was the first and last time I ever caught a fish.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned because lieutenant Ziggy Pop is gonna "Hell and Heaven" him into the... well, no matter.

[Jairus]

Ren is banned because cute lil' Siggykins wouldn't hurt a fly.

[Mao]

Jairus is banned because he might not burn a fly... but apparently he'll burn a mouse!   

[Jairus]

Mowser is banned because I'm a Kangaroo rat, not a mouse. You, on the other hand...

[Slowtini]

Jairus is banned by the BEST DAMN CAKE RECIPE EVER CONCIEVED!!!

[Jairus]

Slowtini is banned because he should join Neo Zeon.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because I'd rather join the Federation, since the cake is a lie.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because the Feddies are basically made up of cannon fodder.

[Slowtini]

Jairus is banned because Beers to the finest Brew in Barfleet! *hic*

Fail if you don't get the reference, and if you fail, that's a doubleban.

[Jairus]

Slowtini is banned for double-banning.