The ban game, v11

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned for being against double-banning.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because the conditions under which Slowtini banned me were unfair, and dependent on a factor that he was not aware of at the time.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because I took it to be that if you understood it, you were only banned once, but if you didn't, you were banned for not knowing what it was.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because I have am still banned for something that I do not know.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because he could always look it up, then he would be un-banned.

[Mao]

VSMIT is banned due to unforeseen consequences.

[Ren Gaulen]

Mowser is banned because he caused an infestation of daemon moths.

[Mao]

Ren is banned because he hasn't even seen Mothra yet.

[Ren Gaulen]

Mowser is banned because I have. It's cute and fuzzy, and lives in my backyard.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Ren Gaulen is banned for having a very very big back yard.

[Ren Gaulen]

llearch is banned because I am a big man, yes I am, and I have a big yard! Got me a big backyard and I, I like to have fun!

[Mao]

Ren is banned because that is Absolut Heresy.

[Ren Gaulen]

Mowser is banned because it is Absolut Bankai.

[Mao]

Ren is banned for talking as though he has already mastered Bankai.

[Ren Gaulen]

Heh.. You are in for an unpleasant surprise, Mowser. BAN-KAI!! Waga Zankantou ni tatenu mono nashi!

[Mao]

Ren is banned because it's a thousand years too early for you to become worthy enough to die by my Ban-Kai

[Ren Gaulen]

Mowser is banned because it is a thousand years too late for him to boast his Ban-Kai. This sword of mine glows with an awesome power! It's loud roar tells me to defeat you! Take this! My wrath! My fury!! And all of my anger!!! ERUPTING BURNING TATSUMAKI ZANKANTO!!!

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Ren Gaulen is banned because I have nothing better to do, what with cpan compiling merrily by itself.

[Jairus]

Boxy is banned because he could always learn to play Solitaire.

[Slowtini]

Jairus is doublebanned, due to reasons previously stated.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned because when all else fails, there is always Ban Game (or was it Kamen Rider?..).

Slowtini is banned because those reasons have become obsolete.

[Jairus]

Ren is banned by this battle of
Shining God Finger VS. Hikari ni Nare.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned because that was another example of Absolut Heresy. The only good part was that moustached man at the end.

[Jairus]

Ren is banned for the mustached man is Master Asia.

I think these people are butlers, so what are they doing with martial arts techniques like that?

[Slowtini]

Jairus is banned because they're obviously "Assault Butlers".

[Mao]

Slowtini is banned because that's just ridiculous.

[Slowtini]

Mowser is banned because yes. Yes it is. And it's perfectly ridiculous, so it's staying that way.

[Jairus]

Slowtini is banned because it's not ridiculous, it is awesome.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned because no, it is not. Domon's burning hand and Guy's burning hair do not approve. (But the moustached man was awesome.)

[Jairus]

Ren is banned because he should

"Two Perfect Guys"
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