The ban game, v11

[Mao]

Slowtini is banned for breaking someone's heart.

[Ren Gaulen]

Mowser is banned because when someone breaks your heart, you should break their legs. Actually, that goes as a warning to Slowtini - he should watch his back because I have a feeling that someone is out to get him, and I'm not bailing him out.

[Cogidubnus]

Ren is banned for reminding me of a Bon Jovi song.

[Jairus]

Cogi is banned because he should listen to my song!

[Cogidubnus]

Jairus is banned, because I'm still listening to simon and garfunkel. 

[Mao]

Cogi is banned by a Trombe! Override.

[Cogidubnus]

Mowser is banned by a "wut."

[Ren Gaulen]

Cog is banned because Elzam's theme song overrides all songs!

[Slowtini]

Ren is banned because it's true, there IS someone out to get me.

[VSMIT]

Slowtini is banned because he hasn't shrugged the person off yet.

[Ren Gaulen]

VSMIT is banned by a Random Ban Generator.

[Mao]

Ren is banned by a slightly less random ban generator.

[Ren Gaulen]

Mowser is banned for an unsanctioned activation of the Not-So-Random Ban Generator. Also, *BLAM!*

[Slowtini]

Ren is banned because the Large Hadron Collider, has a webcam

[Mao]

Slowtini is banned.  Or is he?  Hahaha, am I joking?  Hahaha..ok.  No.  He's banned.

[Ren Gaulen]

Mowser is banned without a doubt.

[Jairus]

Ren is banned with cautious optimism.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned in the memory of Optimism Prime.

[Jairus]

Ren is banned in the name of Pessimist Prime.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned by the order of Kilotron.

[Jairus]

Ren is banned by order of Galvadeath.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned by the treacherous Spaceyell.

[Slowtini]

Ren is banned because in space, nobody can hear you scream.
That is, unless it's into your spacesuit's radio.

[Jairus]

Slowtini is banned because the lack of atmosphere in space means that sounds are actually louder... I learned it from anime and science-fiction.

[Cogidubnus]

Jairus is banned by stupid eels.

[Slowtini]

Cogidubnus is banned by that darn cat.

[Ren Gaulen]

Slowtini is banned by my STAAAAAAARSCREEEEEEEEEEEEAAM!!!!!!! (no, not the Decepticon fellow; just a "KHAAAAAAAAN!!!"-grade scream that echoes in space)

[Slowtini]

Ren is banned because OH SHIT, WORMHOLE! -grabs ahold of the nearest console-

[Ren Gaulen]

Slowtini is banned because I no longer has a hat!!

[Jairus]

Ren is banned because he should listen to my song!