The ban game, v11

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned for referring to himself in the third-person.

[Darkdragon]

Half the time, people I meet pronounce it "Jyrras."

I happen to know someone whose last name is spelt "Jairus". They are of German decent and is pronounced "Yah-rus"

VSMIT is banned because that seems like the right thing to do.

[Jairus]

Darkdragon is banned because the American pronunciation and the German pronunciation of my last name are slightly different.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because Saier is a strange name anyway.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because I know it is. It's Old German for "sower of seeds" or some religious allegory of some sort.

[Colgatecrusader]

banned for having 1111 posts when i banned you.

[VSMIT]

Scorpio's banned for not specifying who he banned.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because he obviously meant me. Though I agree, he should have specified.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because he'll soon have leet posts.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

VSMIT is banned because he has a long way to go to catch up.

And posting here isn't helping. ;-]

[Jairus]

Boxy is banned because I figured it out in the first three days or so... which is why I concentrate my silliness here. It doesn't count.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because I don't necessarily want a high post count.  I only post in the threads that I have an argument for, not doing that spamming thing that Jairus does.

[Darkdragon]

VSMIT is banned because rules call for it.

I agree with that logic.

[Slowtini]

Darkdragon is banned because I DENY YOUR LOGIC AND SUBSTITUTE MY OWN.

[Darkdragon]

Slowtini is banned because I reject your reality and substitute it with my own.

[Jairus]

Darkdragon is banned because that's from the Dungeons and Dragons movie... the only good thing about that movie apparently.

[Slowtini]

Jairus is banned because I had no idea about that movie.

[Jairus]

Slowtini is banned because that's not a bad thing: it's better to pretend that Adam made it up on the spot, to be honest.

[VSMIT]

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} Jairus is banned becuse bad things happen when the Oracle is displeased.
} You owe the Oracle a Sears mediterranean style color console television
} set with 25" screen and real simulated woodgrain finish.  (mine is on
} the fritz)


[Darkdragon]

VSMIT is banned yet again.

[Ren Gaulen]

Darkdragon is banned because I have returned from the exile.. again.

[Mao]

Ren is banned for violating the rules of his exile.

[Ren Gaulen]

Mowser is banned because screw the rules, I have grey hair!!

[VSMIT]

Ren is banned because screw the rules, I have money!!

[Ren Gaulen]

VSMIT is banned because screw the money, I have rules!

[Mao]

Ren is banned because I have neither money, nor will I have grey hair.  I'll be bald first.

[Ren Gaulen]

Mowser is banned because this hair of his is burning red! Someone, extinguish it!

[e_voyager]

VSMIT is banned because i don't gold digging ban attack Z!

Ren is banned for messing up and semi original ban. Fist of rage burning ban of vengeance

[Ren Gaulen]

I attain the "Ancient Lonesome Automaton" stance and ban E with the "Rusty Bolt Barrage" attack.

[VSMIT]

Ren is banned because the Internet Oracle commands it.