The ban game, v11

[Colgatecrusader]

banned for excessive haikury.

[Jairus]

scorpio is banned
For not saying who he was
Banning when he banned.

[e_voyager]

scorpio803 is banned for lack of poetic appreciation

Jairus is not banned for he shows excellent promise in poetic banning.

[Colgatecrusader]

banned for being NINJAD!

[Jairus]

Once more you are banned,
scorpio8-0-3. Don't
Forget to name names.

[Colgatecrusader]

Jairus is banned for breaking laws of grammer.

[VSMIT]

Scorpio is banned
because I see not the bad.
where is this error?

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

VSMIT is banned because I hate Haikus. Limericks are better. (And besides, the syllable count only applies when you're writing in Japanese)

[VSMIT]

There once was a man named Corgatha,
who had a hard time thinking of "the."
because of his ban,
he put foot and ran.
But could not get away from the brutha.

Wow.  That sucked.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

There was a young man named VSMIT
whose limerick sucked just a bit
He tried to revise
but lost his surprise
and banned was he by the next git.

[Darkdragon]

(And besides, the syllable count only applies when you're writing in Japanese)

[T]echnically speaking haiku should be written in a set of 5-7-5 morae (singular mora) [...]

Enough said.

llreach is banned because I can't possibly fit "llreach n'n'daCorna" into a line of poetry with my skills.

[Jairus]

Darkdragon is banned because you don't need to use his full name. Observe...

There once was a lurker called llearch,
Who would wander around with a smirk,
Then Damaris said, "Hey,"
"Moderate for a day!"
And he stayed for the new banning perks.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because I suck at writing limericks.  They come out all wrong...

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned, for
I was ninja'd twice while I
Was writing that one.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Darkdragon is this quick performer
his spelling is poorly but warmer
given half a chance
he'd be banned by a glance
from that guy llearch n'n'daCorna

*cough*

Jubblies is banned for spoiling my limerick.

[VSMIT]

llearch is banned because that last line is a bit of a mouthful.

[Jairus]

Oh there's this code monkey I like,
Who'd hand a troll out on a pike.
He's not a bad guy,
But still I'll just try,
To ban him with my counterstrike.

And VSMIT is banned for getting in the way of mine.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

There was a guy on the forum
whose activity always did bore 'em
His quick fingered bans
and incredible plans
were stopped by his Jubblies, before 'im.

[Darkdragon]

Ok, you win.

llreach n'n'daCorna is banned because I have no idea how to pronounce it.

[Jairus]

Darkdragon is banned because Boxy's "Lurking in the corner."

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Jubblies is banned for not pointing out that Darkdragon keeps misspelling my name.

llearch, not llreach. It's not like it's not written in front of you or anything...

[Darkdragon]

I'm sorry. 

llearch is banned for having such a difficult name to spell.

[VSMIT]

Darkdragon is banned because I keep wanting to put a space in between "Dark" and "dragon."

[Darkdragon]

VSMIT is banned because 7 times out of 10 I will first type "VMSIT" before changing it.

[Jairus]

Darkdragon is banned because my name is easy to mispronounce. Half the time, people I meet pronounce it "Jyrras."

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because my plan is working perfectly.  

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

VSMIT is banned because he is.



... wot?

[Jairus]

Boxy is banned because it's as good a reason as any.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because he needs a better reason than that.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because no, he doesn't.