The ban game, v11

[Mao]

Jairus is lemur banned.

[Jairus]

Mowser is banned because I have no idea what this is either than the fact that it's soooooo cuute!!

It looks kind of like a kangaroo rat, though...

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned by a lolcat.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because my kitteh barges in from adjacent lol

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned because I seem to be stranded on some tiny desolate island right now.

And it is somehow his fault.

[Jairus]

Ren-sempai is banned because I could pick him up if he could boost his signal slightly... give me ten minutes and I'll send a Zander out to pick him up.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because it's been more than ten minutes, but he still hasn't picked Ren up.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because he didn't boost his signal, so I still don't know where he is.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned because I have busted my radio while boosting the signal.. But I don't regret it, because if I had left the island back then I wouldn't have witnessed it!

[Jairus]

Ren is banned because someone without adequate knowledge of what it was would think it was two cosplayers fighting over their respective fandoms.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay-dono is banned because one of these cosplayers seems to have a shark among his ancestors.

[Jairus]

Ren-sempai is banned because I have written one last modified parody song, and I am about to post it in my thread.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned for writing parody songs.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because I think that's the last one.

[Darkdragon]

Jairus is banned for there will always be more to come - unless Armageddon, Ragnarök, end of the world has come and long gone.

[Jairus]

Darkdragon is banned because what I meant was that was the last one I was going to write.

Heh, tomorrow I'll come up with a parody revolving around Dan and Jyrras' friendship. And then everyone will know that I'm a stinking liar. Or change my mind too much.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because he shouldn't.  Because people will kill him and laugh at him at the same time.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because I probably won't have time: I'll be at work until four or five tomorrow, and then in the evening I want to try and sketch out the Zander and Sentinel from that thing I wrote. And I literally mean their friendship, and the admiration that Jyrras holds for Dan (aside from the crush). Besides, I don't think I'm that good at them.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because I know he's doing a lot better than me.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because I'd prefer to write something that is just a little more serious. Oh who am I kidding, I wrote the damned things as a joke anyway.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because my forum install didn't work...  And it's frustrating me.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because I don't know what install he's talking about.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because I'm trying to install a forum on my webspace, but it's not working...

[Jairus]

I would ban you for not being able to do that, VSMIT, but since I can't do it I'll just ban you with a haiku.

You broke some rules, you
Naughty person. The only
Thing is to ban you.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned for not explaining how I broke the rules.

[Jairus]

The rule you broke was
That you posted before me,
So I must ban you.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Banning is the game
Jairus has banned here too much
Thus he is now gone

Had he stayed quiet
And kept to himself his words
He would now be fine

Sadly he chose to
Speak, not remain silent like
Everyone else here

[Colgatecrusader]

banned for banning with a poorly written poem.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

scorpio803 is banned for not recognising three haiku when he sees them.

[Darkdragon]

llreach is banned because his haiku does not contain a kigo.