The ban game, v11

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because the forum seems a little quiet tonight. It's not your fault, but I'm blaming you for it anyway.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because he shouldn't blame me.  He should blame Boxy.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because if I blame Boxy, he'll come for us both.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because by making his sig mostly an image, he's just looking for someone to edit it.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because I am aware of this. Does he have a suggestion?

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because there's really nothing he can do.  But I can think of what I would do to edit it.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because Boxy actually did a good job this morning.

[VSMIT]

Is Jairus banned because he took the image out of his sig?

Or is he banned because Boxy removed it for him?

Find out the answer to this and other exciting mysteries next time on The Ban Game!

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned for suspecting Boxy: this one was me. A temporary measure only, which really bums me out having to remove it temporarily because Ren-sama made it for me.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jai-chan is banned for keeping calling me "Ren-sama".

[Mao]

Ren is banned because he it could be worse, he could be calling you Ren-kun.

[VSMIT]

Mowser is banned because it could be Ren-chan.

[Mao]

VSMIT is banned with a full application of Single Whip.

[Ren Gaulen]

Mowser is banned with the help of Mjollnir.

[Mao]

Ren is banned for thinking he could control a weapon of the Gods.

[Jairus]

Mowser is banned because the gods will submit to the will of Man.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned because Scarlet Flash's Lowengren goes three times faster than regular ones!

[Jairus]

Ren-kun is banned because that is one awesome-looking mecha.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jai-dono is banned because Orange-kun demandes it.

[Jairus]

Ren-sempai is banned because now that the Haros have bodies, they shall conquer the world.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned because Haros aren't interested in the world conquest. They are peaceful creatures.

[Jairus]

Ren-sempai is banned because that's what they want you to think. Pink-kun from Gundam SEED even swore at one point in the English dub... and if he didn't I'd love to know what he was saying that sounded like "Dammit!" when Pink-kun saw Athrun.

[Mao]

Jairus is banned due to exceeding usual ban length.

[Jairus]

Mowser is banned because he'll figure out some way around my ban.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned because this ban of mine is burning bright! Its fierce roar tells me to ban you! Erupting Banning Ban! BECOME BANNED!!!!

[Jairus]

Ren-sensei, prepare yourself! School of the Unbanned of the East, Ultimate Secret Technique! Sekiha Bankyoken!!!!

[Ren Gaulen]

Very well.

The Flames of Valbazrad are burning red!
Their loud roar tells me to grasp victory!
Your fate is sealed!
Take this!!
My faith!
My will!!
And all of my anger!!!
SOLAR INFERNO!!!
BECOME BANNED!!!

[Jairus]

Ren-sempai is banned because I've never heard that one. Is that one of yours?

Also...

I am the ban of my sword.
Steel is my body, and fire is my blood.
I have given over a thousand bans.
Unknown to death,
Nor known to life.
I have withstood pain to create many weapons.
Yet these hands will never hold anything.
So, as I pray
Unlimited Ban Works!

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned because that one was mine. This one too.

The burning heart that vanquishes the fear!
The shining sword that dispels the darkness!
The oath sworn through Courage!
Open, Nine Heavenly Gates!
ZANTATSUKEN!
AKU WO TATSU TSURUGI!

[Jairus]

Ren-sempai is banned because I don't think I have any stuff like that in my universe. I should probably write some. Any ideas, Ren-sempai?