The ban game, v11

[LionHeart]

Mowser is banned with relish.

[Jairus]

LionHeart is banned with ketchup.

[LionHeart]

Jairus is banned with tartar sauce.

[Jairus]

LionHeart is banned with tartan.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned to Tartarus. Temporarily.

[Jairus]

Ren-sempai is banned to hell. You'll cleave your way back out in about five minutes or so.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned because I'm already back. ..Abaddon gave me such a punt that I got back up in no time..

[Jairus]

Ren is banned for getting his butt kicked.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned because I only had it kicked literally. So I still qualify as the Undefeated of the North!

[Jairus]

Ren is banned because if he doesn't answer that PM I sent him, I'm going to borrow this guy from the great Guy Kamina-sama and then literally and metaphorically kick your butt.

[e_voyager]

Jairus is banned because that it one of the most twisted botstrosities  i ever did see.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Spanky is banned because all he needs is a WRYYYYYYYYYYY.

[Ren Gaulen]

llearch is banned because Jotaro took all of the WRYYYYY out. We have only BREEEEEE left.

[Jairus]

Ren is banned because with if we caught a few Z's after having some BREEEEEE, then we could shoot the breeze.

[e_voyager]

Jairus is banned for seeking to master the forbidden power of Cute.

[Jairus]

e_voyager is banned by the power of my Cute-Fu!

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned because his Power of Cute is ineffective against my Cat Eyes.

Ф_Ф

That's me staring straight into your soul, Jay.

[Jairus]

Ren is banned because I have no soul.

x_x

See?

[Ren Gaulen]

TAKE THE LIGHT, UNDEAD FREAK!! *zaps Jay with a Celestial Flare spell* BECOME BANNED!!!

[Slowtini]

Ren is banned because I just cast "Reflect: Ban" on Jairus. ;O

[Jairus]

Slowtini is banned because unfortunately Ren has the Pearl Ring equipped, meaning any spells cast ignore Barriers and Reflect spells.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned because

I am the flesh and bone of my sword.
Steel is my body, and fire is my blood.
I have created over a thousand blades.
Unaware of death.
Nor aware of life.
I have withstood pain to forge thousands of blades.
And yet, these hands that have braved so much will never hold anything.
And so, as I pray, the Unlimited Blade Works.

[Jairus]

Ren is banned because

I am the cheese and ham of my sandwich.
Bread is my body, and mayo my blood.
I have sliced over a thousand heads of lettuce.
Unaware of olives.
Nor aware of onions.
I have withstood heat to forge thousands of sandwiches.
And yet, these hands that have braved so much will never taste anything.
And so, as I pray...
Unlimited Sandwich Works.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned for making me cry.

[Jairus]

Ren is banned because that reality marble makes a damn fine sandwich. Want one?

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is not banned for being such a nice guy (sure I do! ).

[Jairus]

Ren is banned because the Marble can create almost any sandwich imaginable. What do you want on yours?

I also know one more Reality Marble, if you would like to see it performed...

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Jubblies is banned for not letting Ren Cleave the Evil Sandwich.

[Jairus]

Boxy is banned because it's not an evil sandwich. And because...

I am the dough and toppings of my pizza.
Cheese is my body, and tomato my blood.
I have slice over a thousand pepperoni.
Unaware of anchovies.
Nor aware of pineapple.
I have withstood heat to forge thousands of pies.
And yet, these hands that have braved so much will never knead anything.
And so, as I pray...
Unlimited Pizza Works!

[Slowtini]

Jairus is banned because I WANT PIZZA NOW DAMNIT!