The ban game, v11

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because that sounds cool. I don't think that I would have a use for it, but it sounds cool nonetheless.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Jubblies is banned for having a conversation in this thread.

[VSMIT]

llearch is banned for resenting conversation.

[Ren Gaulen]

VSMIT is banned because while I'm not entirely sure, I believe that their conversation was Evil. I am Ren. Ren Gaulen. I am the Sword That Bans Evil! CHESTOOOOOOOO!!! *a sound of one sword banning* No Evil shall stand against me.

[Jairus]

Ren is banned, for one must wonder what is the sound of one sword banning?

[Dagardo]

Jairus is banned for not being the only one to wonder what the sound of one sword banning is.

[Ren Gaulen]

Dagardo is banned for I cannot really describe this sound. I can only produce it again. AKU WO TATSU TSURUGI! CHESTOOOO!!! *proceeds to Cleave and Smite, thus producing the sound of a one sword banning again*

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Ren Gaulen is banned for excessive swordage.


And because he amuses me.

[e_voyager]

alfalfa is banned because : critical naming error

[Mao]

e_voyager is banned for not trapping the error.

[Cogidubnus]

Mowser is banned because in order to trap an error, you have to sound like an operating system.

[Slowtini]

Cog is banned because that's not ve...

Warning: Windows has detected that user: "Slowtini" wishes to ban user: "Cogidubnus"

Abort/Retry/Ban

"Ban"

Ban Selected. Executing.
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Ban Successful

[Jairus]

Slowtini is banned by an EMP bomb.

[Cogidubnus]

Jairus is banned with a thermonuclear device, which can also have an EMP effect.

[Ren Gaulen]

Cog is banned because Gentlemen! It's a nuclear device! Time is running out! T-time- time- Time is running out! "Nuclear launch detected." Gentlemen! The time has run out!

Good work, everyone.

[Mao]

Ren is banned for violating international peace treaties... again.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Mowser is banned for glowing in the dark.

[Jairus]

Boxy is banned for hiding the Illuminati within the confines of your boxy exterior.

[Mao]

Jubblies is banned for even mentioning the Illuminati.  There's no such thing... now be quiet about it.  Or else.

[Ren Gaulen]

Mowser is banned because Helios wants to have a word with him.

[Jairus]

Ren is banned by my new zip drive: it kicks reason to the curb.

[Mao]

Jairus is banned for confusing a zip drive with a usb drive.

[Jairus]

Mowser is banned because I reject your reality and substitute my own! It is what I say it is.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because "Zip drive" makes me think of "Zip guns," which have a nasty habit of misfiring.

And because Zip Drives are different critters entirely.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because I'm going to zip his lip if he doesn't drop this.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because this be a zip drive.

[Jairus]

VSMIT iz baned bekoz u r n id10t.

Payback for not dropping it.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because revenge is never the answer.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned for I seek not revenge, but justice!

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned because justice cannot be found. You can only create it yourself. JUSTICE!