Corrupt A Wish Revived

[Tyranastrasz]

granted, noone ever suggests a webcomic in your presence ever again.

I wish there were actually webcomics I read that updated daily =/

[GabrielsThoughts]

granted, unfortunately mine isn't one of them...and you are now trapped as a recurring character on Dominic Deegan, where the closest thing to internet access is a crystal ball... did I mention your missing a leg and some teeth?

I wish I was recognized as the world's foremost expert in smashing stuff...like the Hulk

[Lysander]

Granted, but because this is real life people fear/hate you for your power and destroy you within the hour.

I wish for negative status. 

[Rakala]

Granted. Your life force is now negative. You are a zombie and eat the brains of those you once called friends and family.

I wish for a castle.

[Lisky]

granted, but it's in austria, and they don't allow you to immigrate... yet still make you pay taxes for the property

I wish i was a full blown incubus from the DMFA universe, yet lived here, in RL on earth

[Rakala]

Granted. Life sucks because of it.

I wish to meet David Bowie.

[Kipiru]

Granted, you both meet in the afterlife!

I wish I was a Jedi!

[Arcblade]

Granted, but you find that not only are you the last Jedi in the Galaxy, no one will help you fight off the Sith or continue the Jedi line.  Sucks to be you.

I wish I could fly. 

[GabrielsThoughts]

granted, like most humans, you can fly, but you may not be able to...without an airplane.

I wish I invented magic toilet paper, one square is all you need to clean anything and everything. Not only does it save tree's but the landfill as well.

[Arcblade]

Granted, but some sneaky Chinese lawyers patent every important process involved in making it, then raise the price to be so expensive that no one uses it.  You get no benefits from being the inventor. 

I wish my brain had the capabilities of an mp3 player as well as my standard brain functions. 

[Caswin]

Granted.  Unfortunately, like any good MP3 player, it glitches up and gets caught in a loop.  And not a normal loop, either.  Have fun listening to nonstop tracks from "Einstein on the Beach" for the foreseeable future.

I wish... oh, I wish for one of those Freddy Kreuger knife-gloves.  Unused, of course.

[shadowterm]

Granted, it brainwashes you, and forces you to kill your loved ones.

I wish the friend I lent mirrors edge would beat it already.

[Tyranastrasz]

Granted, but your game is glitched in the process of beating it, and is rendered useless forever.

I wish I had Basilisk's wish granted for me, except with a sexy succubus wife too.

[GabrielsThoughts]

granted.life sucks because of it.

I wish I understood how roleplaying worked... I understand it's a lot of fun, everyone wants to be a ninja.

[Arcblade]

You spend the rest of your life studying this phenomenon of "roleplaying."  You're unsuccessful until someone turns up by your deathbed, explains the answer to you, and leaves.  You die without the chance to actually try it. 

I wish I could obliterate all the dust that currently exists in my room.

[Lisky]

Granted, roughly 1 in 100 people in the world are granted 1 superpower... most get cool ones like the ability to fly, or light things on fire with their thoughts... you get the power to obliterate dust and make things clean... have fun with that...

i wish to understand how it would suck to be an incubus

[Arcblade]

Granted, you get stuck hearing the thoughts of one for the rest of your life.  You suicide and consider it a mercy killing.

Actually, I'd take that.  I'd still really envy the fliers.  But dust is really annoying, and I think I could probably make a job out of it.  I'd just have to make sure there was still enough dust to make sunsets/rises. 

I wish I already knew Japanese, so I didn't have to make myself study it. 

[Lysander]

Granted, but for every Japanese word you learn you forget two English words.

I wish for the brain which dances.   

[Lisky]

granted, unfortunately it's still inside your skull as it tires, damaging itself, causing massive hemorrhaging, and as a result, you die as your braincells drown in your own blood

i still wish to be an incubus... as i don't see how there would be any downside at all...

[Arcblade]

Granted, but with all the technology around, you can't make the mind shield needed to keep you from horrendous emotional headaches.  Eventually you die from the pain.

I wish for an uncorruptable wish.   

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

You destroy this game. People are mad at you for ruining their fun.


I wish that this crazy guy on my campus handing out bizarre conspiracy theory pamphlets (Today's was, Find Out How the British instigated the Gaza war) would just go away.......

[Arcblade]

Granted, he figures out no one believes him, gets depressed, and suicides after shooting twenty people.  But not before writing a suicide note blaming everything on you.

I wish fruit trees could survive and bear fruit in every climate of the world. 

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

They can. They still can't live in every climate of the world, but they do bear fruit.



I wish I knew why the campus turns on the air conditioning in the winter and only in the winter!

[Darkdragon]

Because the person who designed the automatic air conditioning system was from the southern hemisphere (If you're in the north) or the northern hemisphere (If you're in the south) and forgot about the season difference.

I wish my keyboard won't make loud clicking noises when I type on it.

[GabrielsThoughts]

granted, your keyboard now makes squishy jelly noises when it is used.


I wish for a paint bucket.

[Tyranastrasz]

I wish I knew why the campus turns on the air conditioning in the winter and only in the winter!

Gabriel, I will get to your wish in a moment. I am first compelled to address this wish, though.

It is something my brother called "Operation Deep Freeze" when he worked at Rubio's, a popular Mexican fast food restaurant where I used to live. When you want people to get out, say at closing time or when they're loud and obnoxious, you turn down the temperature. Only a couple degrees at a time, but eventually it gets down to about 55 degrees and the entire place is empty. I can only assume that your campus does the same thing because the students are annoying or something.

I wish for a paint bucket.

Granted, but it is filled to the brim with dry paint.

I'm going to have to go with Basilisk and still wish I was an incubus, but with a sexy succubus wife who returned my feelings of love and adoration.

[Arcblade]

Granted.  You enjoy your new status for a day before the Apocalypse.  Then you and everyone else die. 

I wish my mattress would flip itself every morning after I leave for class. 

[Distracting]

Granted, but in the act of flipping it starts on fire and burns everything you own.

I wish I could travel the world.

[Darkdragon]

Granted. Now you are cursed to travel the world until the end of days.

I wish for a wand of motivation.

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

The wand of motivation doesn't actually motivate anything.


I wish I had the inspiration to come up with a good wish.