Pleased to make your acquaintance

[lostangelkira]

Hi everybody! As per the title of this thread, I am new to this forum. It looks like a fun place to be. I hope to have a good time and make friends with you guys.

[Rakala]

Welcome. How'd you come by here in the end?

[Kipiru]

Hi everybody! As per the title of this thread, I am new to this forum. It looks like a fun place to be. I hope to have a good time and make friends with you guys.

  With that attitude you will most certainly have fun, so welcome to the... different fun house!
   And the mandatory warning: watch out for a box that seem to be staring you from the corner as if it is alive and contemplating how to take over your life! Lately the forementioned box has been masquerading as a strapping young lad, so be on the look out.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Strapping?

I'll have you know I'm neither sub nor dom.

[Kipiru]

"strapping" as in "well groomed"

[Darkmoon]

Strapping?

I'll have you know I'm neither sub nor dom.

You a dub?

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Strapping?

I'll have you know I'm neither sub nor dom.

You a dub?

Not that you'll ever know.

[LionHeart]

*appears in a flash of blue light*

Greetings, new person. Welcome to this place - a dimension of sight and sound, but mostly of mind.

Please leave your remaining sanity (if any) in the secure storage provided, and be sure to keep your claim ticket.

Beware of the box. We're sure he's up to something.

Have a welcome gift. *gives the new person a souvenir coffee mug*

Have fun here, where the insanity fun never ends!

*waves, and vanishes in a shower of coloured sparkles*

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Beware of the box. We're sure he's up to something.

How can you tell?

[Mao]

Welcome aboard.  We're all liars and thieves here of course.  Not only is llearch up to something, but we've also figured out that he's out to get you.   Beware of the (apparently) leather clad box.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

... leather-clad? When did that happen?

[Mao]

It's the straps.  I'm just assuming that they were leather.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

... And we all know what happens when you assume, don't we?

[Mao]

Is it the same as when you make an assumption?   

[Auragonian]

Hi! I'm Auragonian, and I'm a boredom master! when I get Bored I think of weird things like a winged fusion between a cheetah and a platypus! don't have much time durig lunch so seeya!

[lostangelkira]

Wow! Thanks for the warm welcome everybody.

[Suwako]

I like fire, lets all warm our hearts with fire, then eat them at a summer barbecue

[Darkmoon]

... And we all know what happens when you assume, don't we?

I make an ass out of you. I'm still alright.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

... and I seem to enjoy being an ass, so it's all good.

[Auragonian]

Dang, I had something funny to say but I lost that thought, so fudgemonkeys, I'm going to have to do a raincheck on my comedy.

Being Brain-dead is worse than being in a null zone.

gulkyhulk

Oh crap, face fell on the keyboard, at least it's pronounceable what ever language gulkyhulk is from, maybe it's a type gremlinese, or a sneeze from a dragon, meh, who knows.

Ibbity!

[Damaris]

*raises eyebrow*

In other news, we really need a raised eyebrow emote...

[VSMIT]

[Lysander]

Well hello there. This one welcomes thee to this interesting place.   

[Auragonian]

Uh yeah, the gulkyhulk thing, that is what happens when half a can Barqs is used up around the time my meds wear off. so yeah... lack of caffeine and meds wearing off is bad for me.