Um... hi.

[Auragonian]

I'm Auragonian, a master of bordom according to a freind of mine, Basically when I get bored I create strange things, like a winged fusion between a platypus and a cheetah.

Also, I'm a fan of DMFA and CVRPG, though I read DMFA first. I also think Chuck norris sucks alot more than kirby can suck up enemies.

I also hope to make a few sprite comics, I just need the sprite part, also, I just got this feeling of dread all of a sudden, Is that normal?

[Mao]

Only if you haven't read the rules and are about to break them.  It also occurs whenever that llearch fellow who you'll see wandering around gets close.  He's up to something you know.  I think he's out to get you.

Anyway, welcome to the forums.  We're all a bunch of thieves and liars here so watch out.

[Ren Gaulen]

Welcome. Welcome to the Clockwork Mansion. It's safer here.

You must: read the rules, follow the rules, obey the mods and venerate the immortal Empress.

You need: common sense, uncommon sense, danger sense and a sense of humour, fire and bullet proofing optional.

You should: have fun. Lots of fun.

This greeting is brought to you by the CWM Welcoming Committee. Have some muffins.

[Jairus]

Hello, and welcome aboard! Well, Mowser and Ren already basically said what I wanted to say, so I won't repeat what they said. Don't forget to check spelling and grammar at the door, and always remember to be wary of those who offer you advice: they wish you ill! Toodles!

[Ren Gaulen]

..and always remember to be wary of those who offer you advice: they wish you ill!

LIES!

[Mao]

..and always remember to be wary of those who offer you advice: they wish you ill!

LIES!

He's telling the truth.

I'm a liar, but everything I just said is true.

[Cogidubnus]

..and always remember to be wary of those who offer you advice: they wish you ill!

LIES!

He's telling the truth.

I'm a liar, but everything I just said is true.

Everybody lies.

Also, welcome! Watch out for llearch, he's up to something, and have a nice stay!

[Darkmoon]

..and always remember to be wary of those who offer you advice: they wish you ill!

LIES!

He's telling the truth.

I'm a liar, but everything I just said is true.

Circular logic loop: I always lie.

[Auragonian]

Don't worry I read the rules, and I get that everyone here tends to lie, as for llearch, Meh, I've been through worse when I was grounded from all things entertaining for the whole summer when I was 12. It drove me partially insane.   I'm 17 now. You have been warned.

[VSMIT]

Trust me, insanity won't help you against llearch.

Welcome.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

It won't?

Nuts. I'll need to come up with another plan, then. He sounds like a dangerous fellow.

[Lady Buggery]

Yaay a newer person than me! Hello new person. Watch your step, and remember, big box dog is watching 

[Darkmoon]

He's a pushover, and the least of your worries.

[Kipiru]

He's a pushover, and the least of your worries.

            That being said by the mighty night sky guardian isn't comforting, It could just mean Darkmoon has dibs on you over llearch. Have fun 

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

He's a pushover, and the least of your worries.

That being said by the mighty night sky guardian isn't comforting, It could just mean Darkmoon has dibs on you over llearch. Have fun 

Or he could be getting too big for his britches.
Or he's just out and out lying to mess with your head.

... I leave it up to you to decide...

[Darkmoon]

Remember, I always lie.

[Auragonian]

Trust me, insanity won't help you against llearch

Hmm, if insanity won't work on him, then how about....Bloody Dragon Scale Shurikin!(uh, Not made from Pip!)
also I'm thinking of making an Rp but I'm not sure if it'd work, would an Rp where you can have almost any power you want and combine those powers with a weapon you have and work with a dragon sound like something people here would join? Sorry if this is off topic.

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

Welcome the Forum!


We won't kill you! Honest!

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

We won't kill you! Honest!

... much.

[Auragonian]

We won't kill you! Honest!

... much.

Ibbity? did I miss something?

[VSMIT]

No.  llearch just kills you a little bit.  It happens to everybody.

[Jairus]

No.  llearch just kills you a little bit.  It happens to everybody.

I thought that it was the internet itself that continually makes us die a little inside.

Was I mistaken?

[Auragonian]

um, I think the internet dying thing is only on Mondays as for llearch, I'm from the south, What can he/she do to kill me a little?

[Lysander]

Wouldn't you like to know...

Anywho, this one welcomes thee to this interesting place.   

[Auragonian]

Thanks! Thou art a nice hound.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

um, I think the internet dying thing is only on Mondays as for llearch, I'm from the south, What can he/she do to kill me a little?

Wait and see, little girl. Wait and see.

[Auragonian]

Wait and see, little girl. Wait and see.

buddy, you don't really frighten me, Freddy Kruger was in three dreams, the fist he left after two seconds, the second one I attacked him with a giant sword, the third and final time, a news report showed him hacked to pieces. Besides, my twin brother on a bad day is scarier than you.

And I ain't little, I'm freakin 17 you zombienaut.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

buddy, you don't really frighten me, Freddy Kruger was in three dreams, the fist he left after two seconds, the second one I attacked him with a giant sword, the third and final time, a news report showed him hacked to pieces. Besides, my twin brother on a bad day is scarier than you.

Uh huh. Truly, your worldly viewpoint astounds me.

And I ain't little, I'm freakin 17 you zombienaut.

You'll always be a little girl to me.

[Turnsky]

*grabs Popcorn*

[Auragonian]

You'll always be a little girl to me.

Bad move pal, In the name of pissin me off I punish you!
Moon! Aura! Devastation!
*Traps lleard in an ironmaiden with a viewscreen on the inside showing 9,000+ hours of hello kitty images, while one of the spikes get him where it hurts most for guys.*

Take that lleardy!Also, Have a Kudzu Bomb!
* chunks Kudzu bomb at lleard surrounding the ironmaiden with kudzu*
Curse the lack of a smiley with flames behind it. because that would show my anger right now.