01/05/09 [DMFA #961] - All in a parants' résumé

[Paladin Sheppard]

Dan has two choices to see this trough or run out of there screaming like a little girl.

THIRD CHOICE: REVENGE

She tore off HIS shirt, and Turnabout IS fair play.

With the shock factor, he'd have enough time to skedaddle.

And then she recovers and tears off his pants.

Kria: "Your turn, Danny boy..."

And Lorenda Explodes.

...In to a fit of jealousy..."Damnit MOM.....I saw him first" 

Sorry it came to mind and I had to share.

[Mao]

And this is where it degrades into one of Stewie Griffins Sexy Parties.

[AmigaDragon]

THIRD CHOICE: REVENGE

She tore off HIS shirt, and Turnabout IS fair play.

With the shock factor, he'd have enough time to skedaddle.

I think the shock would be on his part. One, that he did it, and two, what it reveals. Dan (and others) seems to be more shocked than turned on by even partial nudity (#587, 588, 690, and 633). Bikini, ok, but exposed parts, no.

[Ted Schiller]

Never let it be said that Kria is inconsiderate of her daughter.  In the second panel, Kria is reaching for Dan's trousers.  However, Lorenda is right there.  So, Kria rips off Dan's shirt, instead.   

With regards,
Ted

[Alondro]

*Charline eee-hee-hee!*  Yes, Kria and I would get along well! 

[Slowtini]

Dan has two choices to see this trough or run out of there screaming like a little girl.

THIRD CHOICE: REVENGE

She tore off HIS shirt, and Turnabout IS fair play.

With the shock factor, he'd have enough time to skedaddle.

And then she recovers and tears off his pants.

Kria: "Your turn, Danny boy..."

And Lorenda Explodes.

...In to a fit of jealousy..."Damnit MOM.....I saw him first" 

Sorry it came to mind and I had to share.

Think it would be enough of a reaction to pop her wings out the rest of the way?

[MT Hazard]

Next comic prediction:

Dan: " That's enough! Fi take us home"

(Teleport effect,Dan is now standing shirtless in front of a bemused Fa'Lina)

Fi:"Oh, you meant the other home...."

[Kipiru]

Next comic prediction:

Dan: " That's enough! Fi take us home"

(Teleport effect,Dan is now standing shirtless in front of a bemused Fa'Lina)

Fi:"Oh, you meant the other home...."

I like your thinking 

I would not like to be in Dan's shoes right now.

Maybe not in his shoes. but in his skin- definitely! 

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

You know, I've only just noticed that Dan's shirt and Kria's dress are the exact same shade.......

[Lisky]

did anyone notice how kira is putting on an extremely innocent face in panel 2? though in panel 3 it's kinda hard to gauge

[Jack McSlay]

I swear, if Dan is not at least 40% wanting to say yes to kria, he's gay

[techmaster-glitch]

I swear, if Dan is not at least 40% wanting to say yes to kria, he's gay

Agreed, at least on the "something in that head of his wants to say yes"

[Howl]

I swear, if Dan is not at least 40% wanting to say yes to kria, he's gay

Agreed, at least on the "something in that head of his wants to say yes"

I think he'd rather not risk knocking up Kria, remember what happened to the last guy. (But then, he had it coming for cheating).

[TheDXM]

Kria might be the type to not really be interested without a chase.

Who knows. Maybe Dan's just playing hard to get.

[Howl]

I'm waiting to see if he flees the house or steps out of Kria's room with his pants on backwards.

[Ghostwish]

Cubi mare... that oughta be an interesting looking child. And think of the WINGS on em!

[Lisky]

the "think of the wings" comment gave me a horrible idea with regards to a child...
Add some string and you've got a kite 

[Howl]

I'm also impressed with Amber's attention to detail. Note how Dan's ears are moving to reflect his emotion.

[Slowtini]

the "think of the wings" comment gave me a horrible idea with regards to a child...
Add some string and you've got a kite 

...
I so wish my young cousin Conner had wings right about now.

[ShiningShadow]

I swear, if Dan is not at least 40% wanting to say yes to kria, he's gay

Agreed, at least on the "something in that head of his wants to say yes"

Dude I think Kria is not Dan's Type wait a minute Dan's type is Fae in Leather Bikini's or Amazons  I forget this is Dan where talking about. *Alright there nothing to see move along, move along.*

[Aleolus]

Hmmm.  She must have some kind of feat or something to get that as a swift action, since normally it would be a Strength check requiring a standard action at least.  After making a Grapple check.

[AmigaDragon]

I think he'd rather not risk knocking up Kria, remember what happened to the last guy. (But then, he had it coming for cheating).

Was the last guy her husband or just a fling? If husband, her jealousy was justified. If just a fling, it doesn't take much to make her jealous.

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[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Hmmm.  She must have some kind of feat or something to get that as a swift action, since normally it would be a Strength check requiring a standard action at least.  After making a Grapple check.

Wasn't she already grappling, though?

[Howl]

I think I hated Kria because she seemed to be all too apt to kill anyone weaker than her. Her lusting after Dan is making her tolerable, though. Just so long as she doesn't do any smirks that show off her teeth/fangs/whatever.

[Mao]

Hmmm.  She must have some kind of feat or something to get that as a swift action, since normally it would be a Strength check requiring a standard action at least.  After making a Grapple check.

Wasn't she already grappling, though?

Grappling, groping... It's all a matter of perspective I guess.

[Rakala]

Hmmm.  She must have some kind of feat or something to get that as a swift action, since normally it would be a Strength check requiring a standard action at least.  After making a Grapple check.

NERD!

On another note, that is why I don't wear shirts.

[thegayhare]

Am I the only one who thinks Dan's in for a mauling  from Wildy when he gets home?

I mean she tore into him when when able tore it for the modifications...

ohh damn I checked and this is not the shirt able made from Dan's robe

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

different red, TGH. The robe is a lot lighter, and usually has a gold trim...

[AmigaDragon]

Yeah, that's not his former robe (now shirt?), it's a completely different outfit. Besides, She probably already did whatever she was going to do to him for the alterations (or does she let victims wait a while?), if anything.

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[Tiger_T]

Was the last guy her husband or just a fling? If husband, her jealousy was justified. If just a fling, it doesn't take much to make her jealous.

I'm pretty sure Minishear meant Lorrenda's dad. There may have been others after that, but we don't know of them.