The ban game, v14

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned because even though Master Asia is gone, the East shall forever remain undefeated. The East shall forever burn red!!

[Jer-oh-me]

Ren is banned for being ostentatious.

[Jairus]

Jerry is banned because Ren's not being ostentatious: he's telling the truth, silly boy.

[Jer-oh-me]

Jairus is banned because what is truth?

[Jairus]

Jerry is banned because truth is "the quality or state of being true; that which is true or in accordance with fact or reality; a fact or belief that is accepted as true."

[Jer-oh-me]

Jay is banned for using a word in its own definition.

[Jairus]

Jerry is banned because "truth" did not show up once in that definition. "True" did, but you were asking me to define "truth," not "true."

[Kipiru]

Jairus is banned for being too smart! though I'm impressed at that definition!

[VSMIT]

Kipiru is banned because that definition can probably be found in a dictionary somewhere.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because I thought that it was obvious that I got it out of a dictionary.

[Kipiru]

Jairus is banned, for knowing where to find the definition, which also takes knowledge!

[VSMIT]

Kipiru is banned because I'd think that anyone would know to look in a dictionary for a definition...

[Kipiru]

VSMIT is banned for underestimating common sense, which a lot of people lack

[VSMIT]

Kipiru is banned because I believe we came to the conclusion that common sense wasn't common a long time ago.

[e_voyager]

VSMIT is banned for he knows not the kufu of fun day!

[Kipiru]

e_voyager is banned for I don't know it either!

[Jairus]

Kipiru is banned because I am tired and should go to bed!

[Slowtini]

Jairus is banned because I require sleep as well.
BUT.
I kinda slept for 20 hours... >_>;

So falling asleep again is going to be difficult

[Kipiru]

Jairus and Slowtini are both banned, for where I am it's morning!

[Mao]

Kipiru is banned by a mafia goon squad.

[Dagardo]

Mow is banned by a Mafia Don.

[Kipiru]

Dagardo and Mowser are both banned and beaten up, for I AM a Mafia Boss with goons: http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/9958/mobbosssr9.jpg

[Mao]

Kipiru is banned by a hit from an opposing mob family.  Or some crazy guy on the street.  It's so hard to tell these days.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Mowser is banned by the Russian Mafia, in the person of Ivan Chekov.

[Mao]

llearch is banned because that wasn't very nice of Ivan.  I'm afraid I can't let that go.

[Kipiru]

Mowser is banned, for my name is also Ivan, though I'm not russian.

[Mao]

Kipiru is banned in hopes that he'll watch out for falling toilets and angry Irishmen.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Mowser is banned by a generous helping of Hennessey. And a match.

[Ren Gaulen]

llearch is banned by a generous helping of Heresy. And a lighter.

[VSMIT]

Ren is banned because his sig is too damn long.