memorable lines

[thegayhare]

Well we've got a topic for worst cliches so I thought we might hit off some where in the other direction.  What are some of your favorite memorable lines from movies, tv's or books?

I'll start with one I heard last night

"Your like an amnesiac in a whore house"
"You don't understand why you keep getting screwed, and you don't wanna pay for it"

[Kipiru]

Well, I'd have to say that a lot of Schwarzenegger' s lines should make this list. So let's give the most known one: "I'll be back!"

[Dannysaysnoo]

Hey! Kid!

You wanna balloon?

They float!

[Janus Whitefurr]

Movie: Blade Runner

"Is this testing whether I'm a replicant or a lesbian, Mr Deckard?" ~ Rachel

"I've... seen things you people wouldn't believe. *heh* Attack ships on fire, off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams... glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those... moments... will be lost, in time. Like... tears... in rain. Time... to die..." ~ Roy's soliloquy

For TGH, the only reason I found the book: UnLunDun

A miniscule noise escaped Deeba's throat, and instantly the dreadful figure turned its head and looked at her with predator's eyes. Loonlight shone on the curves of its horns. It pulled back its lips from a mouth full of fangs, which dripped slaver and blood. From deep in that immense neck came a growl. I should never have doubted, thought Deeba in terror. It's true. In UnLondon, giraffes aren't cute.

Hey! Kid! You wanna balloon? They float!

We all float down here! When you're down here, you'll float too!

[Tipod]

From an episode of Wild West Tech.

"Any last requests?"
"Yeah, bury me upside-down so you can kiss my ass."

[superluser]

If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.

[Dannysaysnoo]

Hey! Kid! You wanna balloon? They float!

We all float down here! When you're down here, you'll float too!

[Alondro]

Hey! Kid! You wanna balloon? They float!

We all float down here! When you're down here, you'll float too!

YOU'LL ALLLLLLL FLOAT!!!! YOU'LL ALLLLL FLOAAAAAAT!!! 

We now need a demonic clown smiley.

Anyway, one of my favorite lines has to be the first thing Bill Murray says in Ghost Busters upon entry of the Staypuft Marshmallow Man:  Now there's something you don't see every day.

[thegayhare]

For TGH, the only reason I found the book: UnLunDun

A miniscule noise escaped Deeba's throat, and instantly the dreadful figure turned its head and looked at her with predator's eyes. Loonlight shone on the curves of its horns. It pulled back its lips from a mouth full of fangs, which dripped slaver and blood. From deep in that immense neck came a growl. I should never have doubted, thought Deeba in terror. It's true. In UnLondon, giraffes aren't cute.

Did your copy have the Giraffe Illustration hon?

I loved Un Lun Dun
so much cool stuff, Skool compleatly suprised me the first time through

[silentassassin]

"We're gonna need a bigger boat" jaws

[rabid_fox]

Blah blah blah

Blah

Blah blah

Nobody

Reads these anyway.

Oh.

[thegayhare]

one of my favorite scifi/horror movies was split second...
so I can't leave you with one quote from the movie we need a bunch

Dick Durkin: I saw a rat, so I shot it.
Stone: You shot my kitchen, that's what!
Dick Durkin: I missed the rat
Stone: [holding up the tail of a rat not attached to much else] You mean this one?
Dick Durkin: Cool!

Stone: [Walking up to a barking guard Rottweiler, he takes out his badge and shoves it in front of the dog] Police, dickhead.

Stone: [to Durkin while grabbing his necktie] Have you been following me?
Thrasher: Damn right he has! Paranoid people with guns are a menace to society!
Stone: [to Thrasher while pulling Durkin forward by his necktie] You'd be paranoid too if you had a dipshit like this following you!

Dick Durkin: We need to get bigger guns. BIG FUCKING GUNS!

Captain: Are you telling me there's something running around loose in the city, ripping out people's hearts and eating them so he can take their souls back to hell?
Dick Durkin: Looks that way.
Stone: Hallelujah.

Dick Durkin: I don't think this thing thinks it's Satan, I think this thing IS Satan.
Stone: Well Satan is in deep shit.

Thrasher: "How many weapons you carrying besides this cannon?"
Harley Stone: "An MP15!"
Thrasher: "What else?"
Harley Stone: "A Glock 50"
Thrasher: "And?!"
Harley Stone: "An A3 Assault Shotgun"
Thrasher: "If that's not paranoid I dont know what the fuck is!. I'm surprised you dont have a grenade launcher!"
Harley Stone: "Couldn't get a permit!"

[Janus Whitefurr]

Did your copy have the Giraffe Illustration hon?

I loved Un Lun Dun
so much cool stuff, Skool compleatly suprised me the first time through

The headshot with the hooked antennae and slavering jaws and long tongue of horror-style doom? It's a page or three after the quote I posted. I have no idea if different books have different illustrations.

SKOOL. Good thing he survived in a sense, though I loved the heavy diving suit. Made me think of him as a Big Daddy ala Bioshock.

[Dannysaysnoo]

Hey! Kid! You wanna balloon? They float!

We all float down here! When you're down here, you'll float too!

YOU'LL ALLLLLLL FLOAT!!!! YOU'LL ALLLLL FLOAAAAAAT!!! 

EXCUSE ME MA'AM!

IS YOUR REFRIDGERATOR RUNNING?

IT IS?

WELL, YA BETER CATCH IT BEFORE IT RUNS AWAY!

[Rakala]

From Bruce Campbell.

"Hail to the king baby."

[Alondro]

Hey! Kid! You wanna balloon? They float!

We all float down here! When you're down here, you'll float too!

YOU'LL ALLLLLLL FLOAT!!!! YOU'LL ALLLLL FLOAAAAAAT!!! 

EXCUSE ME MA'AM!

IS YOUR REFRIDGERATOR RUNNING?

IT IS?

WELL, YA BETER CATCH IT BEFORE IT RUNS AWAY!

Foolish boy!  I am eternal!  I am the eater of worlds!  And of children!  And YOU are next!*   


*sounds kinda like Charline, doesn't It... 

[Tapewolf]

If we're allowing games, I'd have to go for Karras in Thief 2.

"Who is Karras, but the hand of the Builder?  What the Builder wills, Karras does!  What the Builder wants, Karras makes!  Praise to Karras...!   (and the builder.)"

I collected some of the best ones in this post:
http://clockworkmansion.com/forum/index.php/topic,1547.msg86218.html#msg86218

**EDIT**

This was an outtake in the quotes.  Never managed to get them, but it was in the resource file.  You can just imagine him saying it over the PA system:

"Seest thou ever the circus, Garrett?  'Tis a most uncomely spectacle, with mischievous clowns, and flying trapeze... and in the end, nothing is ever built..."

[Janus Whitefurr]

"I cannot become Jeeg... my fists are more than enough for you! Come at me, Haniwa Phantom Gods!" ~ Hiroshi Shiba, Koutetushin Jeeg, proving that you don't need a giant robot to beat the crap out of giant monsters.

Five minutes later, responding to protagonist Kenji Kusanagi (who is properly protected) about the fact he just blew open the hatch of their ship, and that there's no air in space.

"I don't need it." ~ Hiroshi Shiba

[Tapewolf]

"Come to me, my child."
--Thulsa Doom, Conan the Barbarian.

[Jack McSlay]

"Who the hell do you think I am?!"
"I'm not putting my lips on that."
"You're an inspiration for birth control."
"I'll rip your head off and shit on your neck."
"Do a barrel roll!"
"Co-co-co-co-combo breaker!"
"Power overwhelming!"
"Show me the money!!!"

i'll leave to you to figure where these are from

[Vidar]

At least one of those is from Duke Nukem, and another is from Starfox.

"Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?"  - Ash

"Intriguing."  - Data

[Mao]

"Is it better to be feared or respected? I say, is it too much to ask for both? "

[Rakala]

"I want people to be afraid of how much they love me."

[Ryudo Lee]

I like these from Shadow Warrior.  Lo Wang was awesome.

"I like sword.  That's a personal weapon.  You slice into man, you get that 'personal feedback'.  Nuclear weapons, eh.  Go off, big bang, and you don't get any feeling."

"I love the shiruken!  I love to go to the movies with a pocket full of them, throw them at people who crunch popcorn too loudly!  I throw the shiruken into the night... where it lands... nobody knows.'  *Throws a shiruken... a moment later, there's a yelp of pain* "Ah, one landed!"


The chatter in Blood 2 was pretty awesome in itself.

Caleb: You just made your second mistake.  You stuck around.
Gideon: And what was my first mistake?
Caleb: Letting me live.
*Gideon runs away*

*Enemy gets blown to pieces, literally*
Caleb: And me without a spoon.

[Mao]

Ryudo, I loved those games so very.. very much.

"You're blocking with your head again!" - Shadow Warrior.
"Baseball is wrong.  Man with four balls can't walk." -Shadow Warrior.
*picks up dual Uzi's*"Be proud Mr. Woo!" - Shadow Warrior.

*attempt to click the faucet*"Out, out damned spot!"  "But I like my hands bloody." - Blood.

[Dannysaysnoo]

"I wanted Orange. It gave me lemonlime."

[rabid_fox]

"Oh look. We have created enchantment." ~ Blanche DuBois

[Auragonian]

"Don't tell me your archaeologists."
"As a matter of fact we are, why?"
"I'm a time traveler, I point and laugh at archaeologists."

take a guess.

[Tapewolf]

"I never knew a wolf could cry."
--Rosaleen, Company of Wolves


"You broke into my house, stole my property, murdered my servants and my pets."
--Thulsa Doom, Conan the Barbarian (but also very applicable to Thief)

[Alondro]

"Are you from Texas?  Only steers and queers come from Texas and you don't look like a steer so that pretty much narrows it down!"  Full Metal Jacket

Was that a prequel to "Full Metal Alchemist"?