Corrupt A Wish Revived

[Rakala]

Granted. It also wraps around people's necks and strangles them on their own.

I wish for about 37 ninjas.

[Lisky]

granted, you get 37 and a half ninjas (one's an amputee)  they hate you... one night while asleep, they have a poky mcstabfest with you in your sleep

i wish for a full sized keg of heineken to be sitting in my living room right now

[Rakala]

Granted, but it's severly watered down. In fact it's more water than Heinekin.

I wish to ascend to a higher level of existance.

[Caswin]

Welcome to the mesosphere.  Have fun breathing. (Alternatively: Welcome to th-oh, that was a short visit, wasn't it?)

I wish for a bottle of POWERTHIRST.

[Lisky]

granted, but god punches you in the face with his divine intervention fist, before you can kick him in the face with your energy legs.... oh, and your baby is kidinapped by kenyans...

i wish we had more high quality beer in the fridge right now

[Darkdragon]

Granted. But your fridge is in Murmansk.

I wish for Time Fridge 7.2.

[Lysander]

Granted, but it refuses to completely freeze anything in that 7.2 cubic meter space...forever.

I wish or justice. 

[Arcblade]

The world ends in flames, and everything and everyone goes to hell.

I wish I could speak/read in eight languages including English, naturally.

[Tyranastrasz]

Granted, you can speak and read English, Pig Latin, Binary, Ancient Egyptian, Latin, Gaelic, Xhosa, and Lojban. However, you have to make an immense effort to speak anything other than Binary.

I wish I could down Malygos.

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

The cool hydralisk from Warcraft three helps you, but then the ensuing insult to continuity makes your reality crash.


I wish I weren't so ill.

[Tyranastrasz]

The cool hydralisk from Warcraft three helps you, but then the ensuing insult to continuity makes your reality crash.


I wish I weren't so ill.

Granted. You are instead severely injured.

I wish my school cafeteria had better food for the same prices.

[Lisky]

Granted, unfortunately by better, they mean better for you, not better tasting...

i wish the creepy old lady/librarian at the lib would not be their every time i go... (i think she's actually a demon)

[Darkdragon]

Granted. An exorcist takes over and being the religious person he is, destroys all books which are not copies of the Bible.

I wish they offered a course in demonology which I could take.

[Slowtini]

Granted.
You're still not very good at it though.

I wish I had some more painpills.
*cradles arm*

[Lisky]

Granted, but the way you had to get them is of a rather inappropriate, and unspeakable nature... (creepy back ally encounter with a 60 year old man)

I wish my anat exam got pushed back until like this thursday

[Tyranastrasz]

Granted. You get violently ill until 5 AM thursday morning, and are unable to study the entire time.

Granted, unfortunately by better, they mean better for you, not better tasting...

Considering how many time's I've gotten sick of that food now, I'm ok with better for me.

I wish I could miss all my classes on A-days and still get full credit for them.

[Lysander]

Granted, but the school requires payment in advance of your legs.

I wish for crimson wings.   

[Jairus]

Granted. Your wings are crimson... with blood!!!!

I wish that wish had been less morbid.

[Lisky]

Granted, the wings are now on fire instead

I wish that i get an A on the antomy exam i just finished

[Mao]

Granted.  There was an "A" in the description of how bad you did.  I think it was a list of all of the reasons you didn't get one.

I wish it was motorcycle season already.

[Jairus]

Granted. Be vewy vewy quiet, I'm hunting motowcycwes. Heheheheheh.

I wish I knew what season it really was.

[Tyranastrasz]

Granted. It's winter. You freeze to death one morning.

I wish I got more rain here.

[Lysander]

Granted, but it's the freezing rain of an ice storm! Next thing you know you are trapped in a building by a one inch layer of ice covering everything.

I wish for love that is like Winter.   

[Mao]

Granted.  Davey Havok comes by to bite your lip until he tastes blood.

I wish that I could find more coloring and shading tutorials for G.I.M.P.

[Rakala]

Granted, however they are written by a four year old and consist of scribbles in crayon.

I wish a pooka would find and attach himself to me.

[Lisky]

... Granted, an Irish fairy of mischief finds your reactions hilarious, and haunts you for the rest of your short and now terrified life...

I wish that the band playing at rick's this friday, (the bar i usually go to) is awesome and plays music that i really like, but is also easy to dance to...

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

Granted, but they play so loudly that they shake the walls apart of the club and the building collapses.


I wish more peolpe got my bad inside jokes.

[Tyranastrasz]

Granted. They consider you stupider now that they understand your stupid inside jokes.

I wish I had perfect and undetectable roll hacks for WoW.

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

You proceed to play through an MMO where there is no real challenge, fun, or worth to.


I wish I could give up sleep entirely without detrimental effects to my health.

[Lisky]

Granted, your heath isn't effect directly at all, unfortunately, religious nut jobs form a lynch mob, and hang you, claiming your lack of sleeping is actually the result of you being a satanist, attempting to bring the about the Ragnarök

i wish for an awesome time to be had by all on friday for my friend's 21st bday... and that nothing bad happens to her, or anyone else involved in the festivities...