Corrupt A Wish Revived

[Rakala]

Granted. You draw over all things and everybody takes your cookies while your busy.

I wish for chocolate covered raisins.

[Lisky]

... granted... and guess what, there isn't anything wrong with them... shocking i know

I wish the bars around here would be showing the watchmen tonight so i could both party, and catch the midnight release

[information-dead]

granted, but there are completely different actors and dialogs!!!!

I wish i had an xbox 360

[Drase]

Granted, But your power has been cut for an indefinite amount of time.

I wish I had more money

[Darkdragon]

Granted. You also get hauled off to jail for embezzlement and fraud.

I wish I knew more about extinct cats.

[information-dead]

granted, but the fossils come to life and destroy the world. great work genius!!


i wish i existed

[Darkdragon]

Granted, but only when an observer is observing your existence.

I wish I could have one perfectly ordinary morning tomorrow.

[Drase]

Granted, but the world ends tomorrow afternoon.

And was that a quantum reference? nice.

I wish to be infamous.

[information-dead]

granted, but you get arrested!

i wish i was smart 

[Darkdragon]

Granted. Now, can you explain to me how to draw Minkowski diagrams explaining how the muon's half-life lengthens at their speed and how deceleration affects their relative length and mass? What about...

I wish for a cool sea breeze.

[Lysander]

Granted, the chilling breeze of the beautiful beach of Antarctica forever blows inside your home.

I wish for love that is like Winter.   

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. It is unrequited.


I wish I knew what the person writing this self assessment form was smoking.

[Lisky]

Granted, it's a mixture of opiates and cannabis... and through unintentional transfer has gotten into your system just in time for the mandatory drug tests... enjoy

I wish i didn't have to go to work today

[information-dead]

granted, you get fired!

i wish i had a pet mow

[Jairus]

Granted. It eats everything you ever own or try to own, including your clothes.

I wish information-dead had some clothes.

[Lisky]

Granted, he now has thigh high boots, a mini-skirt, thong, and the skimpiest tube top known to man... (it's basically just a really really thick rubber band)

I wish for my entire apartment to get magically cleaned, with nothing stolen, or broken in the process... and for the process to happen today, in a few hours, and take no more than 30 seconds...

[Jairus]

Granted, but if you ever tell anyone it was cleaned through magic, your apartment will be forever made filthy beyond the realm of cleaning.

Actually, I wish for the same thing as Basilisk2150, except for it to be done by a slightly mischievous Fae.

[information-dead]

granted, the fae steels everything exept the door, which she leave locked so you cant get in.

i wish that paris hilton werent stupid!!!

[Darkdragon]

Granted. From your perspective Paris Hilton is smart.

I wish I possess absolute casual knowledge of the universe.

[information-dead]

granted, but your head explodes in a gory mess!!!!!

i wish i didn't have to wish for what i'm about to wish for 'cause if i do the earth will explode!

[Lisky]

Granted, instead you wish for your own brewery, which, thanks to an unfortunately awesome accident, you die while drowning in an enormous vat of final production beer... you die a delicious delicious death...

I wish i owned a koenigsegg CCXR legally obtained, with no back taxes, or debts involved with ownership of the vehicle

[information-dead]

granted, but it gets vandalized after 3 seconds of your ownership!


i wish i had a star thet would melt anything that got in my way of succes

[Lysander]

Granted, but like the many persons who don't obtain success through their own faulty efforts you are in the way of your own success and are melted.

I wish for your guardian angel.   

[Lisky]

Granted, my guardian angel watches you as well as she does me... which basically implies that she's now slacking off on multiple jobs...

i wish for last paper, that's due on Monday to be done now... and in such a way that it completes the requirements to achieve at least a B+ grade

[information-dead]

granted, you succesfully achiev a b+ grade and fail all other tests you attempt

i wish i had an uncorrupted wish!

[Lysander]

Granted, but having an uncorrupted wish becomes your undoing as defying message board logic causes great amounts of implosions.

I wish to be happily entwined.   

[Draken]

Granted, ut it turns out you are now entwined with that which you did not like in the first place, causing severe mental trauma.

I wish for raw power.

[Lisky]

Granted, a car battery attached to your genitals via jumper cables...

i still wish to be an incubus from the DMFA universe, but live here in this universe

[Darkdragon]

Having no SAIA to guide you and your incubus abilities, you fail to learn how to form a mind shield and live away in the reclusive corners of the world. And a hundred years later some news sight "rediscovers" you and you cause a mild controversy because you still look like you're 24. Scientists capture you for study.

I wish snow did not hamper my ability to drive to school tomorrow.

[Draken]

Granted, but it still hampers everyone else, causing the school to close and making your trip there a pointless waste of time.


I wish I could hack anything and everything.