Corrupt A Wish Revived

[information-dead]

granted, but you get caught and put behind unhackable bars!


i' wish my wish were a fun and nice wish. (oh, eff, that sounds stupid and childish!)

[Darkdragon]

Granted. It is a fun and nice wish relative to a sadistic sociopath ruler, not to you or most of the world. In fact, most of the world suffers because of your wish... Nice going.

I wish there were more interesting smilies.

[information-dead]

granted. now it's against the law to smile the same way as sombody else.. good work



i wish... that barney never existed!

[Darkdragon]

Granted. But something nine times as scary replaces it!

I wish I had more time for leisurely reading.

[Lysander]

Granted, you are hospitalized for various disturbing causes leaving you with all the time in the half-conscious world.

I wish to post a reply.   

[Darkdragon]

Granted. Now all your replies must be by post!

I wish for a bad pun.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. It is punful to receive.


I wish for a little time to myself.

[Lysander]

Granted, but removing even a little time from it's spacial continuum for yourself disrupts the flow of the universe causing you to be stuck in that small bit of time indefinitely.

I wish for for angels with silver wings to not know suffering.   

[Caswin]

Granted... er, insofar as they weren't really suffering anyway.  And now, due to their complete lack of comprehension of suffering, they don't get what people are complaining about when they blind other people with their wings.

I wish my fanart project would not creatively paralyze me so.

[FreeFull]

Granted. Now there is no such thing as art.

I wish to be indestructible.

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

You are sealed away in an impenetrable bubble where time itself doesn't exist.

However, you can't move and it's extraordinarily boring.


I wish to know the reason I exist.

[Darkdragon]

Cōgitās ergō es. (You think therefore you are.)
(Alternatively: When a male has sex with a female unprotected...)

I wish I can comprehend texts in any language extremely quickly.

[Lysander]

Granted, but the moment you finish any text the meaning is lost to you...forever...

I wish for you.   

[Draken]

Granted, but you go mad form being around me and my bad jokes, and subsequently kill me in my sleep.  Wait....


I wish I could whish more coherently.

[Angel]

Granted. Now you can coherently make Whish-brand products for women. I am not making this up.

I wish sugar crashes didn't make me so lethargic.

[Lisky]

Granted, instead they put you in a mild hypo-glycemic induced coma... every time you have a sugar crash you loose a good 24-48 hours of your life

I wish i could go to class in the mornings without the need to be running on caffine, and sugar to stay awake

[FreeFull]

Granted, but now you're constantly tired and aren't ever able to fall asleep again.

I wish for a new laptop.

[Darkdragon]

Granted. It runs a pirated windows which mas more bugs than the original product. In Chinese.

I wish stress was not an issue.

[FreeFull]

Granted. All stress has been replaced by fluffy pink bunnies. They appear inside people's heads, killing them.

I wish I could walk through walls unscathed without destroying the walls.

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

Unfortunately, walking through walls destroys your internal organs, or if you prefer, your glucose levels or something.


I wish I didn't ache so from playing football yesterday.

[Lysander]

Granted, you are now numb from having your nerves damaged instead of your muscles.

I wish for a cultural site.   

[Draken]

Granted, but you get the hippie culture site.  And not the good hippie.


I wish my last wish wasn't misspelled.

[Darkdragon]

Granted. Your next one will be. (At least you didn't misspell "misspelled" or that would have been embarrassing...)

I wish people to know, in detail, how the economy works and what can be done to improve it.

[TheDXM]

Granted. Having realized that attempts to bolster the economy are meaningless, everyone gives up and returns to a life of rocks and berries.

I wish I had a good reason to be here.

[Lysander]

Granted, your real life fades away and therefore you have no life. This becomes the closest thing to such. 

I wish for a good reason.   

[Draken]

Granted, but your reason has no purpose, thus it fades away, leaving you without reason, purpose, and possibly existance.

I wish I had not dissapointed Amber last night with the Wildy/Bernadette scetch suggestion...

[GabrielsThoughts]

granted, you disappointed her much worse with the naughty Abel/Miklelo sketch suggestion...  

I wish to have that image erased from my mind.

[Lisky]

Granted, it's now replaced by an even worse, and more graphic image, involving DP, Deebs, and a tub full of mayonnaise

I wish for a new, working,  high end (by US standards) computer,  so that i can properly take advantage of the new monitor that i have recently acquired...

[GabrielsThoughts]

granted, Unfortunately you too now have to watch "Deebs and Aliph Make a Porno" directed by Stephen Mews...

I wish I knew the secret formula for coca-cola

[Lysander]

Granted, but due to the highly volatile nature of pure coca cola everything you know and love becomes corroded and destroyed by that which you created...

I wish to stand in the way.