Corrupt A Wish Revived

[GabrielsThoughts]

granted, you are packed into a port o' potty with Kyle Gas and Jack Black like sardines...try to figure out who farted, I dare you.


I wish I was at a luau.

[Lisky]

Granted... but you are spit roasted since they couldn't find a pig

i wish my car had a full tank of gas... and no mechanical problems... nor aesthetic damage either

[Angel]

Granted, but it's become a Volkswagen Beetle. So once you get into a crash, it crumples like a tin can.

I wish I was more prepared for my next year at school.

[Lysander]

Granted, you're perfectly prepared for all the classes you desire, but all of those classes are dropped due to only one student signing up to take each of the classes. 

I wish to be unearthed. 

[TheGreyRonin]

Granted. Gravity no longer applies to you, and you slip the soily bonds of Earth at rotational speed, flying out into the void of space for all eternity...without any protection.

I wish I could reset my life.

[Darkdragon]

Granted. However, your memories also being reset you did not learn from your experience and make the same mistakes.

I wish the odds were not against me.

[Lysander]

Granted, now the evens are against you...

I wish for a dragon that is dark. 

[Darkdragon]

Er, Granted. You have also gallantly volunteered to be my #1 henchman when I enact my plan to take over the world by manipulating macroeconomics.

I wish these things I can get away with.

[Lisky]

Granted, you get away with these things, but not those things... while in your sleep Israeli Masad special forces kidnap you, and take you off to a hidden prison where you are never heard from again.

I wish to find other interesting things while cleaning out the attic this week

[Darkdragon]

Granted. You find your brother's stash of illegal drugs.

I wish for longevity.

[Draken]

Granted.  You are now able to reach the age of two hundred and thirty with a body to match.

I wish...I wish...I wish I were a fish.....(I also wish that someone could get that ref...)

[Lysander]

Granted, but being the beginning of the evolutionary chain you never get that chance to be the new race of people but instead live as a fish with all your human knowledge.

I wish to be swept up into your hurricane.   

[Rakala]

Granted, and your spun right round baby right round.

I wish Jesus Christ Superstar would get out of my head.

[Caswin]

He walks across your swimming pool! and goes free.  The vacancy is taken up by Pokemon Live.

"Listen up, you scheming fools -- No excuses, and no more lies. (Giovanni!)
You've heard my most ingenious plan; I demand the ultimate prize! (Giovanni!)..."

I wish a few more hours to work with.  That would be great.

[Lysander]

Granted, the sun is moved back a number of degrees in the sky lengthening the day and throwing off everyone's sleep schedule eventually shrouding the world in chaos...

I wish for this sword to pierce the heart of the universe.   

[Darkdragon]

Granted. If by "heart" you mean "centre", sure. After all, nine times out of ten it would be a supermassive black hole.

I wish my time was better arranged.

[Lisky]

Granted, your time is now better arranged, unfortunately in order to do that, you've had to quit your job, leave your place of residence, and move clear across the globe where your schedule now meshes perfectly with your biological clock.

I wish for something entertaining to happen somewhere near by, though not at my house...

[GabrielsThoughts]

granted, you live in Las Vegas...where something interesting always happens somewhere nearby... the thing is the rest of the city is just a city, much Like any other...only with greater access to stores and entertainment

I wish for munchies

[Draken]

Granted.  The CAUSE of the muchies soon gets you arrested.

I wish I knew how many pecks of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.

[Lysander]

Granted, but knowing the number requires you to eat all of those pickled jabaneros within the time taken to count them.

I wish to pull a weapon out of whatever I want. 

[Rakala]

Granted, but you can't get it back in when you're done.

I wish for pie.

[Draken]

Granted.  However, the pie was of the cream variety, and being thrown into your face by some devilishly weird clown that kinda looks like llearch.....

I wish for better health for Amber.

[GabrielsThoughts]

granted...unfortunately you didn't specify which amber,and all amber resin Jewlery has now come to life, and like the blob intends to devour all life.

I wish for....dental floss.

[Lysander]

Granted, but what will you use it for now that you have lost your teeth?

I wish for butter.   

[Raffe]

Granted, but its rancid.

I wish weekends would last for eternity

[Darkdragon]

Granted. Now you have to work on weekends too.

I wish good papers weren't so difficult to write.

[Draken]

Granted.  But they are worth basically naught, making their existance one of futility.

I wish for more pizza.  And not one that is a Hutt.

[Lysander]

Granted. You have a straw hut shaped like a pizza.

I wish for the truth beneath the rose.   

[Sprocketsdance]

Granted. You find the truth is nothing more than a bunch of insects that are hungry for your skin.

I wish for a mocha.

[Darkdragon]

Granted. It is too bitter.

I wish I will come back in time so that I could make this wish.