Count As High As You Can...Before "The Man" Stops You. [02]

[Jairus]

Three swords sworn to uphold justice.

[Mao]

Four the horde.

[VSMIT]

Five the empress? 

[Ren Gaulen]

Six-gun.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

One. One last avatar change.

[e_voyager]

one more boxy pun

[Mao]

Why are you two so serious?

[VSMIT]

I want to show the three of you a magic trick.

Anybody got a pencil?

[Aisha deCabre]

I do. *gives*  Show 4 of us.

[Mao]

I'm glad to see that I'm person number 5 in this equation.

[VSMIT]

*Slams pencil through a sheet of six-ply plywood*

Now I'm going to make this pencil disappear.

[Aisha deCabre]

*All 7 people go "ooooooh..."*  x3

[VSMIT]

The eighth person walks up behind me.

If you haven't seen The Dark Knight, don't look.





I slam his head onto the pencil.

[Mao]

9 more days until I dare go back to the theater to watch it again.. stupid line ups.

[Darkmoon]

Zero times I missed out on seeing it.

[VSMIT]

I've only seen it once.

[Suwako]

what? i mean two, yep thats what I meant.

[Darkmoon]

Zero.

[Jairus]

One more day before the storm,
At the barricade of freedom!
When our ranks begin to form,
Will you take your place with me?

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Okay, since you asked so nicely.

[Jairus]

Tomorrow we'll be far away
Tomorrow is the judgement day
Tomorrow we'll discover what our God in heaven has in store!
One more dawn! One more day! One day more!

[VSMIT]

2 more days.

[Jairus]

Love triangle (hey, it's three!)

[VSMIT]

Four the Immortal Empress!

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Five times and still failing?

[VSMIT]

I think it's quite a bit more than five times, o boxy one.

[Ren Gaulen]

There can be only one!

[Jairus]

So why did they make two?

[VSMIT]

Since we're actually at four...

[Jairus]

You people are nuts. Please tell me there weren't five Highlander films?