The ban game, v07

[Jairus]

Ren Gaulen is banned by my giant "layzer."

[Cogidubnus]

Jairus is banned for both being a ninja and having lazors.

[Ren Gaulen]

Cog is banned because I, too, have lazors. One of them is currently being energised. Prepare yourself for that which is whoop to be shooped in your general direction. Commencing countdown..

[Jairus]

Ren Gaulen is banned because you don't need a countdown: just shoot him already!

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned because one cannot fire one's lazor without properly charging it first!

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Ren Gaulen is banned by the Overlords.

[Ren Gaulen]

llearch and his Overlords are banned by the Goliaths. A dozen of them.

[Cogidubnus]

Ren and his Goliaths are banned by a nuclear launch. It is now detected.

[Ren Gaulen]

Cog's Ghost spotter is detected by my Science Vessel and promptly banned by a Siege Tank parked on a hill nearby. Cog is banned next.

[Jairus]

Ren Gaulen is banned because he must construct additional Supply Depots!

[Cogidubnus]

Jairus is banned because bitches don't know about my additional supply depots! 

[Ren Gaulen]

Cog is banned because I have recently won a lifetime supply of Supply Depots. I don't need any additional ones.

[Cogidubnus]

Ren is banned because he must construct addtional pylons, however.

[Jairus]

Cogidubnus is banned bitches don't know about my additional pylons!

[Jer-oh-me]

Ren Gaulen is banned cause how does one have a life supply of supply depots? That makes little, if any, logical sense. Of course I probably should have abandoned logic when I clicked the link to this thread.

Cog is banned because this game just plain defies logic sometimes, necessary to sanity I think.

Jai is banned for ninjaing.

[Jairus]

Jer-oh-me is banned for being too slow!

[Ren Gaulen]

Pylons?.. PYLONS?? PYLOOOOONS?!!!!!!!

I need NO additional Pylons! Jay, BECOME BANNED!!! *ker-Goldion Hammer*

[Jer-oh-me]

Ren is banned cause that's way too many.

[Jairus]

Jer-oh-me is banned because you can never have too many pylons.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jairus is banned because.. Listen to my song!

[Slowtini]

Ren is banned because his song SUCKS.

BOO! GET OFF THE STAGE

[Ren Gaulen]

Slowtini is banned because not only my song sucks, but it sucks hard. In fact, it sucks harder than a black hole. You cannot escape from it. You have no chance to survive, make your time. Hahaha.

[Jairus]

Ren Gaulen is banned because I use the hyperdrive that I pulled out to escape the suck! As to where I hid that hyperdrive, it's best not to think too hard about that.

[Slowtini]

Goggles is banned for hiding said hyperdrive in grandma's bosom.

[Jairus]

Slimetini is banned because I didn't hide it anywhere on Grandma...

[Mao]

Jairus is banned because it could still be hidden 'in' Grandma... you fiend!

[Jairus]

Mowser is banned because I was alone when I fell into the black hole... how could I have hidden it on/in my Grandma for me to use if she wasn't there?

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned because Real Men don't need to hide a hyperdrive anywhere. They just go into the hyperspace with their sheer will. Come on, Jay! You can do it too!

[Jairus]

Ren is banned because my sheer will is currently only at the level where I can show the Fae that wings are a useless tool.

[Jer-oh-me]

Jai is banned because wings like the fae have are ridiculous, but an aerodynamic wing is useful.