llearch is banned because this one is indeed even more bizarre.
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/A%20Bunch%20of%20Random%20Pictures/VRenAvatar.jpg)
Ren Gaulen is banned because I've run out of new avatars.
llearch is banned for too much image manipulation.
Mowser is banned for images are natural medium for manipulation
e_voyager is banned for trying to justify the box games. Even the box doesn't make attempts to honestly justify them. There is no method to this madness.
Mowser is banned because there is a madness to the method.
Madness?..
This. Is. SPARTAAAAAA!!!!!!! *banning kicks Slowtini*
Ren is banned for recurring themes.
Mowser is banned.
Slowtini is banned for no reason. he literally gave no reason so hi is banned.
Quoteby the power of Greyskull i have the power!
e_voyager is banned for banning on the grounds of another persons banification! And thus, You are banned for banning on unjust grounds and will be banned to the full extent of my bannation abilities. (Lets say ban some more! ban, ban, ban, ban ban!)
Now, Shadowterm.. Proceed on your way to ban..
I'm invincible!
My banning skills are perfectly honed!
The power of my ban knows no equal!
School of the Machine God Fist! Bannihilation technique!
SHINHA MOGEKI REPPA!!!
The Wind
The Trees
The Water
All things in nature:
LEND ME YOUR STRENGTH
Ban Ren Gaulen!
I offer my life to The Empress.
I pray that She accepts it.
I offer my strength to The Empress.
I pray that She directs it.
I offer my blood to The Empress.
I pray that it quenches Her thirst.
I offer my body on the altar of the battlefield.
I pray She grants me a noble death.
I pray for Her protection,
As I offer all that I am.
Mowser, in the name of the immortal Empress, you are now banned!
Dear Mr. Gaulen,
You have been found suspect of ban-worthing offense. Your trial is scheduled to be held in three hours, twenty minutes, and fourty seconds from this posting. Failure to appear at said trial will result in immediate banning. Failure to properly respond with this Letter of Sentence will result in banning. Failure to prove your innocence in court will result in banning.
Sincerly,
Pagan.
Banned you are, for being so slow that you are made easy to intercept. Black_angel, fledgling. It is with regret that I inform you this.
Stygian is banned for the best damn ninja-ing of a post I have ever seen. Though it was a bit creepy :paranoid.
Black_angel is banned once more just because she thinks I'm creepy! I am insulted!
I mean, I put an effort into actually being so much worse than that...
Stygian is banned again for being unable to accept criticism. If he's not being evil enough for his own standards, that's his problem. (nyah)
Black_angel is banned for misinterpreting, for thinking that this is simply about evil, and even more so for obviously thinking that 'evil' is more than a flimsy, relative human concept in the first place.
Styg is banned for the wonderful negative avatar.
the call for truth is guiding light
now evil shall obscure my sight
and now for all the wrong to be made right
Banned are you Boxy from my sight!
force know my plight Ban with light
lightening ban!
e_voyager is banned for not remembering the fifth of November.
Shadowterm is banned because me and my newly acquired army of evil santa bunnies say so. :>
Meany is banned because I say so. "Evil santa bunnies"? Don't make me laugh.
Ren is banned for dissing the 'Evil Santa Bunnies'. You better check yo'self before you wreck yo'self.
Mowser is banned for not letting me ban Ren.
llearch is banned for being unappreciative of the bans he gets.
Cog is banned. I appreciate the opportunity to ban him.
Ren Gaulen is banned for being unattentive.
llearch is banned for SPARTAAAAAAAA!
Mowser is banned because this isn't madness, this is politics.
Jairus is banned because politics is worse.
llearch n'n'daCorna is banned for bringing up thew horrible p word
e_voyager is banned because I was quoting from "At Worlds End."
Jairus is banned by pirates.
Cogidubnus is banned for being another cog in the system.
Mowser is banned by ninja pirates (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Motivation/Ninja.jpg) for ninja'ing me.
Ren Gaulen is banned because I've had it wobbly-legged, rum soaked ... PIRATES!
Jairus is banned for being able to get a commission from Amber...
VSMIT is banned because the only reason I could leap on it that fast is because I have no life and spend a lot of free time here... can't you people be more boring?
Jairus is banned because he is. What? Do you want to run this thread? Well... you can't.
Mowser is banned for the excellent Serenity reference. And because that's not incense.
Jairus is banned with ten thousand sticks of apple cinnamon incense.
Cogidubnus is banned because of...wait.. what was that?
Mowser is banned because I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar.
Jairus is banned because I am a rock in the catapult. Watch how I soar, straight into your house. :>
Meany is banned because I am unarmed, but I am of course wearing full body armor. I am not a moron.
Jairus is banned and used as a sacrifice to Lady Autumn for having armor who's color did not complement his shoes. :B
Meany is banned because I'm not part of his crew.
Jay is randomly banned.
Ren Gaulen is banned because he was the previous poster in this thread.
Jairus vexillum est. Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.
To ban with you and your Latin, Cog! D:<
Ren Gaulen is banned because my ship don't crash! She's crashes, you crashed her!
Jairus is banned for making little to no sense. :<
Cogi's banned because I'm referencing Serenity! Seriously, it's one of the best SF movies I've ever seen.
Jairus is banned for watching movies. :.
Meany is banned for moving watches. ..Wait, what?
Ren Gaulen is moving for the banned watches.
Jairus is banned because the dress matches his pretty bonnet.
Jairus watches moving banned.
Ban you very much for ninja'ing me, llearch.
Ren is banned, because it's the polite thing to do.
Mowser is banned, because that's the rules.
Ren Gaulen is banned out of respect for his Badass status.
Jairus is banned to promote him to Badass status.
Ren is banned because this ain't Sparta.
VSMIT is banned because obviously, according to Ren's avatar, VSMIT is wrong.
Edit: Until now. Nuts.
llearch is banned because it is not Sparta indeed. It. Is. Madness!!! *kicks llearch out of the pit*
Ren is banned because I can see an unaltered Ren Avi. Spartaa!! was funnier.
Mowser is banned because trust me, it is altered.
VSMIT is banned for having far too many dragons.
Meany is banned because it's easy... when you're evil!
Jairus is banned because I would like to see his scroll.
And because adult dragons don't die if you leave them off your sig.
VSMIT is banned because he should check his PMs.
Jairus is banned because he should check his.
VSMIT is for passing notes and not sharing with the rest of the class.
Mowser is banned because...
I'll PM you the rest of it.
VSMIT is banned because more people want to know now.
Ren is banned because that was my plan all along!
:mwaha
VSMIT is banned for being evil.
Keep up the good work!
Jay is banned because of the truth. I demand it.
Ren is banned by the obvious ban: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!
Mowser is banned for using the obvious ban.
Jay is banned by an unexpected ban.
Ren is banned for expecting the expected.
:<
VSMIT is banned for not being nervous enough.
Boxy is banned for being too confident.
Jairus is banned for sniping me.
VSMIT is banned for being a camper fodder.
Ren Gaulen is banned for calling me a camper! (irony fully intended)
Jairus is banned for being not simply a camper, but a happy camper. And Orz like happy campers.
Ren Gaulen is banned because I have a question: is it considered camping if you spend a lot of time here because there's not really many other places you hang out at online?
Jairus is banned because I really don't know. Probably yes. But since Orz like happy campers, it's fine. Are you a happy camper?
Ren Gaulen is banned because yes, I am. I really do like this place.
Good for you. :3 Otherwise it would have been *dancing*. Now it's just banning. (Does anybody even know what I am referencing, I wonder?..)
Ren Gaulen is banned because I don't understand. Could you perhaps enlighten me?
Jairus is banned because the Orz are displeased. I was talking about "Star Control 2".
Ren Gaulen is banned for changing his avatar again.
llearch is banned for threatening my avatar. Are you threatening my avatar?
Ren Gaulen is banned for invoking hnnn. hnnn hnnn hnnn. hnnnnhnnnhnnnhnnn. Need TP for my banhole. hnnnn.
Boxy is banned because I only have the vaguest idea of what he was referring to in his prior post.
Jairus is banned because llearch wasn't referring anything. He simply used water from the nuclear reactor to make his coffee. He needs it to stay energised. He also has x-ray vision and eye lasors.
Ren is banned because he knows this because llearch blasted his right arm off with his eye lazers, then diagnosed the problem with his x-ray vision. :3
Meany is banned because, as I previously stated, I heal faster than Zerg. *looks at his regrown arm* Just like new.
Ren Gaulen is banned because all that means is that we need to kill you faster than you can heal. *turns around and faces six marines and six firebats.* Get to work, boys.
Jairus is banned because my skills of Sword-Fu and Gun Kata are effervescent (in fact, all of my skills and powers are). *proceeds to shoot Firebats from the safe distance with a pair of Gauss pistols, then cuts marines down with a pair of high frequency swords*
Ren is banned by WEEGEE.
(http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/4/46/WEEGEE.png/180px-WEEGEE.png)
Ren Gaulen is banned because he should say hello to my little friend. *Gaulen lights up with a dozen nuclear launch pinpoints from twelve cloaked ghosts hidden somewhere inside of my assembled forces* Have a nice day.
Slowtini is banned because that thing is going to give me nightmares tonight.
Jairus is banned because IT DAMN WELL BETTER! D:<
Slowtini is banned because then why in the name of all that has ever been held holy did you friggin' post it?!?!?!!
Jairus is banned because My voice gives me super-strength!!! *flies towards the incoming missiles and punches each one of them in the nose, effectively destroying the warheads before they properly detonate* *in Terminator's voice* I'm coming.. to deliver your ban in person, Jay
Ren Gaulen is banned because my hair gives me the power to defy gravity! *promptly lifts off of the ground, complete with swirling air and debris*
Jairus is banned because my fat gives me the power to float in water in moderate comfort due to it being an effective insulation from the cold! *swims around for a bit*
Slowtini is banned for giving us TMI.
Jairus is banned for not knowing that aquatic-based creatures generally do have an insulating layer of fat.
Slowtini is banned because I believe it is usually referred to as "blubber," or at least in mammals... what are Pokémon anyway?
Your hair may have posed a threat to a former me, but now, against my World, it is meaningless, meaningless, MEANINGLESS!!! >:D The World!!!!
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/A%20Bunch%20of%20Random%20Pictures/TheWorld1.png)
..Time is frozen. *throws ban knives at Jairus*
Ren is banned for playing with sharp objects.
OK. You'll get ban spoons, than. *throws lots of them at Slowtini*
Ren is banned because ban spoons are almost as pathetic as ban spatulas.
But Slowtini, you are banned because nothing is as pathetic as ban foam tubes.
Jairus is banned by sheer courage in the form of Thrudgelmir wielding the Sword of Magus with its teeth (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/A%20Bunch%20of%20Random%20Pictures/TheSwordofMagus1.png).
Ren is banned for using strange words again.
Slowtini is banned for not realizing just how screwed those Macross guys are.
Jay is banned because Thrudgelmir is no Macross guy, my friend, NO Macross guy! >:]
Ren is banned by my shitty gaia edit.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/Tr-e_e-/SuperSaiyan-2.png)
Slowtini is banned for having his edit skipping.
llearch is banned because I haven't banned you yet today.
Slowtini is banned because I shoot streams of plasma from my sword!
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/A%20Bunch%20of%20Random%20Pictures/Blasta1.png)
Ren is banned for using a high definition sprite.
Listen to my song, VSMIT!
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/A%20Bunch%20of%20Random%20Pictures/Listentomysong.jpg)
I'm the Man-Armageddon,
Banning with fire, Ban-Kai Messiah!
I'm the one: the Father, the Son,
Creator, Destroyer, Ban-Kai Messiah!
SHINHA BAN-KAI!
Ren is banned because I just ate a fried chicken sandwich.
Mmm... Calories...
Slowtini is banned for somehow being able to taste individual calories.
VSMIT is banned because he's added something new next to the Hal/GLaDoS poster.
Jairus is banned because this pet-raising thing is more addictive than CMF.
VSMIT is banned because I'm curious as to what his new pet is.
Jairus is banned because I had to get rid of my presidential banner in order to gain a rare dragon. And I don't even know what this new pet is. I just know that a lot of the people on the Dragon Cave forums have these.
VSMIT is banned because I'm sorry you had to get rid of your banned. But hey, you got a rare dragon out of it! Yay!
Jairus is banned for being a conformist. (It's in mah sig! Not really conformist, I just would be caught dead with one in my sig.)
shadowterm is banned because I like dragons. And because they're probably the only pet that I won't accidentally kill...
Jairus is banned because I wanted to ban shadowterm with this little doozy:
Being nonconformist in this day and age is very conformist. Everyone's doing it. Conformity is the new nonconformity!
VSMIT is banned because doing the exact opposite of what everyone says to do is just as bad as going along with them in the first place.
Jairus is banned because conformity and nonconformity are both wrong? :erk
VSMIT is banned because it's more about being true to yourself, not doing what other people tell you to be like or being contrary for the sake of contrariness.
Jairus is banned because I'm doing what I like doing. And being contrary to everyone else is what I like doing.
VSMIT is banned because that's okay to be contrary if that's who you are, so long as you're not being contrary just to spite someone else.
Jairus is banned because I like being contrary only to spite others. It also helps to spark debates, which I like to believe I am quite good at.
Fine! I give up! You're banned because I feel like it! Rocks fall, everyone dies!
Jairus is banned because I can't tell if he's being sarcastic or just agreeing with my previous statement.
Ambiguity is not necessarily a good thing.
VSMIT is banned because I was trying to say that you should just be yourself, and we kept agreeing on the basics and just kept going. I'm gonna take a nap, I think.
Jairus's nap is banned by a SCREAMING BABY!
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Wuh? Oh, um... Slowtini is banned... g'nite.
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Jairus is banned because a college student shouldn't need that thing called "sleep."
VSMIT is banned because just because I usually only sleep for about six hours doesn't mean I occasionally like to get a little extra.
Jairus is banned because we should get into a debate on which is more prevalent today: Huxley's Brave New World, Atwood's A Handmaid's Tale, or Orwell's 1984.
VSMIT is banned by my voting for the social issues brought up about punishment in Roughnecks, by Robert A. Heinlen
Shadowterm is banned because I'm pretty sure I haven't read that book.
VSMIT is banned because it's Heinlen: it's not that hard to guess the basic themes.
Jairus is banned because I'm pretty sure I haven't read anything by that particular author.
VSMIT is banned because he did Starship Troopers. Imagine something about twenty times deeper and more thought-provoking than the "movie," and you'll have a good idea of what he talks about. Oh, wait... here's his Wikipedia entry (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_A._Heinlein).
I've gotten more out of your post than I could out of any Wikipedia article. I've learned not to trust it.
VSMIT is banned because i have so much to do and nothing to drive and do it in.
e_voyager is banned for doing it wrong.
Slowtini is banned because YOU'RE THE MAN NOW, DOG!
VSMIT is banned because I am being abducted by the aliens.
Ren Gaulen is banned because he is letting the aliens abduct him! Fight back! Kick reason to the curb! Draw forth your mighty flaming saber and smite thine foes with the force of true justice! TAKE THIS! MY LOVE, MY ANGER, AND ALL OF MY SORROW!! ERUPTING BURNING SEKIHA HELL AND HEAVEN LOVE-LOVE SWORD!!!!
..Dear God.. :eekvery well!The burning heart that vanquishes the fear!
The shining sword that dispels the darkness!
The oath sworn through Courage!
Open, Nine Divine Gates!
ZANTATSUKEN!
AKU WO TATSU TSURUGI!
Jairus, you have been banned by steel!
Ren is banned by a sword made of Uranium.
VSMIT is banned because everyone knows that that never works. True courage and a brave heart can overcome any obstacle, including a uranium sword.
Jairus is banned by the True Courage and a Brave Heart. And a pair of Steel Fists! SHINHA MOGEKI REPPA!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWEywsFnFBs)
Ren Gaulen is banned by Yuusuke Godai, aka Kamen Rider Kuuga (http://youtube.com/watch?v=X6nDvgfi6qc). Watch the whole thing to find out what happens when he bans someone.
Jairus is banned for posting a link to a youtube video.
VSMIT is banned because there may be no God, but there always will be Kamen Rider. (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Motivation/KamenRider.jpg)
I cannot ban Ren Gaulen. No truer words have ever been uttered.
Well, I am actually more of a "Bio-Booster Armour Guyver" person myse.. MEGA SMASHER!!! Be banned, Jay! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvSzrxpUlLc)
Ren Gaulen is banned for revealing the Breast Cannons of Destruction too soon!
Jairus is banned for not using the Shoulder mounted cannons of destruction next..
VOLTEKKA!
King of Hearts is banned because at least I didn't use Astro Boy's butt-cheek machine guns.
Jairus is banned by the very question of what could possibly be a weapon on the other end.
shadowterm is banned by the original arm-cannon, the Mega Buster.
Jairus is banned because whenever I stop posting for a bit, things just start getting out of hand.
Mowser is banned for being a wet noodle and keeping things in hand.
Cogidubnus is banned for using the phrases "wet noodle" and "things in hand" in the same sentence.
Mowser is banned for noodling his hand.
llearch is banned because.. actually. Hmm.. you're a box you say?
Mowser, despite demonstrating his keen powers of observation, is banned.
Cogidubnus is banned by a large amount of sprockets.
Slowtini is banned by a cascade of grommets.
Jairus is banned by a soldering gun.
VSMIT is banned by a freak electrical discharge.
Mowser is banned for being quiet as a mouse.
Llearch is banned by a case of freak ball lightning.
VSMIT is banned by a box full of ratchets.
Jairus is banned by cheese doodles.
Slowtini is banned by watermelon bubblegum.
Jairus is banned by 5 Gum.
VSMIT is banned by Ranch Doritos.
Jairus is banned by Chili Cheese Fritos.
VSMIT is banned by Chex Mix.
Jairus is banned for making me hungry. No more food references. I've almost cracked open a package of pop-tarts because of you.
Okay. Mowser is banned by an Ottsel.
Jairus is banned by an Edsel and a Pinto.
Boxy is banned because this (http://images.wikia.com/jakanddaxter/images//2/2e/Daxter.jpg) is an Ottsel. And because I don't know much about cars (though I know that Edsels and Pintos sucked)
Jairus is banned for hanging around this thread banning people way too much than can be healthy.
Stygian is banned because he's probably right. Maybe I should write up some more stuff for my World-Building thread.
Jairus is banned for Stygian's hypocrisy.
VSMIT is banned for punishing people for other's sins.
Cog is banned because that's not his job, either.
VSMIT is banned because it's my job.
llearch is banned for being both a Demonic Rampager and a Code Monkey at the same time.
VSMIT is banned for being a telemarketer.
Jairus is banned for being a hunchback.
VSMIT is banned because I'm working on it.
When did Hunchbacks appear in the DMFA canon?
Jairus is banned because posting here won't make any difference to your post count.
And the Hunchbacks are from the same place the Demonic Rampager is. CVRPG. Duh. ;-]
Boxy is banned because I know that it doesn't make a difference to my post count: if it did I would have about 1,500 posts under my belt.
And I have yet to get started on CVRPG. Argh!
Jairus is banned because I have at least that many under my belt simply as a difference between me and the next most prevalent poster on the forum.
And I've been posting valid content, not just waffling.
llearch is banned because I've been here for three weeks, and he's been here for three years. Give me time.
At least when I post outside of The Arena, most of my stuff is fairly on topic and fairly well-thought out. Imagine how bad I would be if I couldn't release my silliness in a healthy fashion...
Jairus is banned because then he'd be like silentassassin.
VSMIT is banned because that was very mean of him. And also true.
Jairus is banned because I tend to have little patience for those who either flout the rules or are being annoying under the guise of being "random." My brother's like that. I hate it when he is.
VSMIT is banned because at least I'm not that bad. Right?
Jairus isn't banned because he's not even close to being that bad.
However, Jairus is banned because that's the rule of this game.
VSMIT is banned because I believe in following the rules!
Jairus is banned becasue I do, as well.
VSMIT is banned because I make the rules. ;-]
llearch is banned because the rules shouldn't be made by one person alone, but by a committee of equals, thus ensuring that the rules do not trample on any one group/minority. This is the basis of modern democracy, and why the House of Commons is so much larger than the House of Lords.
VSMIT is banned because I am a sleepy head, tralala, sleepy sleep will do Taja good, but Ai be not in the mood~~
Aiyno is banned because I didn't understand a word he just said...
VSMIT is banned because clearly he's never been tired enough to understand the language of people who've been awake too long. And I STILL can't figure out how to pronounce his screenname.
Black_angel is banned because I always read it "Vee smit."
Jairus is banned by the ever encroaching cold.
Mowser is banned because he summoned me for no bloody reason.
Stygian is banned for assuming that he was the one summoned.
return to the bleakness form which you came. silent ban
e is banned because Jairus can pronounce my name correctly.
VSMIT is banned.
No reason is necessary.
Slowtini is banned because you need a reason to ban someone, even if it's as silly as this:
QuoteSlowtini is banned because he is not a furry, but is instead a fan of fantasy and SF.*
There, you see. Easy.
* Actually, I'm not a furry either: do I need to be banned too?
Jairus is banned because you don't, but it helps. It's also hard not to be if you consider it being a fan of anthro art, and less attraction (sexually) to said art. or the idea of said art. But rule 34 suggests that there is always someone with creepier tastes so meh, who cares.
shadowterm is banned because I'm a fan of the art (well, most of the time), I'm just not a "Furry."
Jairus is banned because it gives me a chubby to ban people.
llearch is banned for TMI.
LionHeart is banned because his avatar keeps losing the staring contest.
Black_angel is banned because she has no avatar to have a staring contest with.
Jairus is banned by Cthulhu, and his many shoggoths.
slowtini is banned by the threads page number
shadowterm is banned because he forgot to put a "This or That?" in his reply to the "This or That?" thread.
Jairus is banned by PANIC!!! :U
shadowterm is banned by PAIN!!!
Jairus is banned AT THE DISCO!
Slowtini is banned because Abel slept through disco. Lucky guy.
Jairus is banned for bringing Abel into it.
Bad.
Bad Jairus.
No cookies.
Slowtini is banned because I don't want cookies anyway: I've basically sworn off desserts for the next few months.
Slowtini is banned, and then mugged for cookies. OM NOM NOM! :mowcookie
Jairus is banned for interupting my ban! >:O
Shadowterm is banned for having brown hair.
Slowtini is banned for watching me! :U * checks entire room for cameras and recording devices*
shadowterm is banned because I just posted my daily post in my world-building thread, and I am tired! Oh, and for being paranoid... we're not watching you or your room or your house or your school. We're not watching anything related to you, except your post count. In other forums.
Jairus is banned by my concern that Amber may still be ill. (Ear infections DO suck, I've been getting a lot lately too. The roaring sound, it doesn't stop)
shadowterm is banned because I'm a little worried too.
Jairus is banned because I have three rare eggs.
PH34R MY DR4G0NZ!
VSMIT is banned for FAILURE at LIFE
Shadowterm is banned for implying that I have no life.
And if I was truly a failure at life, I wouldn't be posting here, because I would be DEAD.
VSMIT is banned because he's an Undead. We have now resolved the contradiction.
Jairus is banned because we still have not. Since I'm undead, I am both a failure at life and at death. These contradict each other so badly, I might as well just crawl back into my grave and live through the next terrible music genre.
VSMIT is banned because he don't know what the next terrible music genre is. It might not be so terrible...
VSMIT is banned for outlining the logic that proves he's an illegal zombie. I will now have to kill you in order to pay of my loan. (I want the black ring around my neck gone darnit!) (Zombie loan, it's awesome. read it.)
Jairus is banned for stalking the thread!
VSMIT is banned because they're coming to take me away HA HA! I'm completely out of my mind now!
Jairus is banned by an epic: ARGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Shadowterm is banned for quoting Napoleon XIV.
VSMIT is banned by the obvious
Shadowterm is banned for the not-so-obvious.
VSMIT is banned by the incredibly non-obvious.
Jairus is banned because, well, I was gonna ban you awhile ago, but then I saw that you had updated your tower thread, no ban is worth missing that, so I replied and that's why your banned.
Pagan is banned because I'm about to dive back in... crud, no I can't, I've got stuff to do tonight. I'll try and answer your questions tomorrow. Forget the original ban, you're banned because I have homework to do. And because you want races... um, let me get the magic system up and running to a point that I like, and I'll start posting stuff about the races and species and stuff like that. Okay?
Pagan is banned because Jairus's world-building thread can wait. This game is more important. And I doubt that Jairus is going to delete everything he's done there...
Jairus is banned for sniping me.
VSMIT is banned because, seriously, how many eggs do you have? One's hatched. There's no way they're all going to live.
Pagan is banned because they will all live.
VSMIT is banned because I'm worried about my two new ones... I want my white one and purple one to live. I think the black one will be out in the next day or so.
Jairus is banned because I wanna know where his others are. The water and pebble ones that I helped to grow and stuff.
Pagan is banned because they's on his scroll.
VSMIT is banned for not providing the link I gave him.
Here's my scroll, if anyone wants to see it (http://dragcave.ath.cx/user/J-Ras).
Jairus is banned for always being the last person to post whenever I get in here.
Mowser is banned for always being the last person to post when _I_ get here, of a morning.
llearch is banned. That's all.
VSMIT is banned for i am having emails issues. and some how it is their fault.
e_voyager is banned due to e-mail fail.
Mowser is banned for not fixing e's-mail.
VSMIT is banned because my curry is cold. :(
Mowser is banned for having cold curry.
Jairus is banned for posting his scroll.
VSMIT is banned because the scroll is civilization.
Cog is banned because I have one question: Is it only his scroll that is civilization, or do all of the scrolls compose civilization?
VSMIT is banned because civilization is just an illusion.
Mowser is banned for being existential.
VSMIT is banned for EXISTING!
I could say the same for you.
Slowtini is banned for EXISTING!
VSMIT is banned for STILL EXISTING! D:<
Slowtini is banned for being a hypocrite.
shadowterm is banned for great justice, even though he didn't take off every zig...
Mmm... Zig...
Slowtini banned is for you have no chance to survive make your time.
VSMIT is banned because I set up him the bomb.
Mowser is banned for all your base are belong to us.
VSMIT is banned because you are on the way to destruction.
What you say!
Jairus is banned.
VSMIT is banned because you have no chance to survive make your time.
Jairus is banned because I did that one already.
VSMIT is banned because you know what you doing.
HAI! HYAH! (Jairus is banned in Linkese)
VSMIT is banned by Gannon.
Jairus is banned by the 7 sages.
VSMIT is banned by the mightiest warrior in all the land: Tingle.
Jairus was banned by the snarkiest in the land: Midna.
Mowser is banned by Tetra, the cutest pirate in all the land...
Jairus is banned for bringing pirates into this!
VSMIT is banned because of Sheik, the greatest ninja in all of Hyrule.
Jairus is banned because the greatest ninja of hyrule has a thing for crossdressing.
Cog is banned because Sheik wasn't a very good ninja. Ninjas don't reveal who they are.
VSMIT is banned because of Navi: HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY!
Mowser is banned for this:
(http://www.vgcats.com/comics/images/021206.gif)
VSMIT is banned because that is exactly what I was thinking about.
Jairus is banned for not getting to it first. :mwaha
VSMIT is banned for laughing manically. That's against the evil overlord rules, even though it is theraputic.
Cog is banned because I'm not an evil overlord, and as such, don't have to follow the evil overlord rules.
VSMIT is banned because I spent precious time seraching for this: LINKY (http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=246)
Mowser is banned because that is truly incredible.
VSMIT is banned because he needs to work on his evil laugh
:mwaha so that's coming along. Most villains tend to overlook the evil laugh, I think it shows standards.
Jairus is banned by Syndrome
shadowterm is banned because capes are old news... NO CAPES!
Jairus is banned for monologuing!
VSMIT is banned for not putting fail-safes in his robots
shadowterm is banned because he got me monologuing! Again! You sly old fox.
Jairus is banned because he fell for one of the oldest tricks in the book. (And I am NOT making a Princess Bride reference. *shudders with effort*)
Black_angel is banned because he got involved in a land war in Asia.
Jairus is banned for not saying "Inconceivable!"
shadowterm is banned because Black_angel is a girl. And the loser is nothing.
VSMIT is banned by The Game. :mwaha
Black_angel is banned because everyone thinks she's a guy at some point in their careers here.
VSMIT is banned because except for me.
Boxy is banned because I think that that's the second time I mistook Black_angel's gender. Sorry!
Jairus is banned for banning other people for his mistakes.
In the gentle words of the Good Fairy: QUITCHER SHIT OR I'MMA CUT YOU!
Stygian is banned for being negative.
His avatar, people. Sheesh. ;-]
llearch is banned for calling people negative.
VSMIT is banned for trying to prevent people from stating their opinions. And for making me feel like a hypocrite without being sure why.
Black_angel is banned for being a hypocrite.
VSMIT is banned for being a readily available target.
Mowser is banned for being so pathetically eager in the counting thread.
llearch is banned for being very negative. I mean.. look at those numbers!
Mowser is banned because there are no more numbers...
VSMIT is banned because Yes there are, Look!
430758742684176837892745681247568147526184751684526817142684126874126871268742
Slowtini is banned for making a largely incoherent string of numbers.
01123581321345589144233377
VSMIT is banned for posting the fibonacci sequence.
Slowtini is banned because I did not notice that. And now I can't not notice it. Thanks a lot.
Jairus is banned for being a slave to patterns.
VSMIT is banned because I have a little thing for numbers.
Jairus is banned because he should be a math major, not an English major.
VSMIT is banned because it's not the math behind the numbers, it's the numbers themselves if that makes sense. Patterns and little logic puzzles, those kinds of things interest me. I love a nice repeating pattern: whenever I'm on tiles I make little pattern games for myself to play. I even love to do sudoku puzzles. I actually wasn't all that good back in math classes in high school... though that might have been because I was bored.
Jairus is banned because I too have a similar fascination with patterns.
Slowtini is banned because whenever I look at his name, my eyes are drawn to the little checker pattern underneath it. And then I go further down, and I stare at his avatar, and all I can think is "Slooooooooooooooooooooow."
Jairus is banned because that is EXACTLY what I had in mind.
Slowtini is banned because we were thinking alike. Brrr.
Jairus is banned for, on average, responding to this thread in about 3 minutes after it was last posted in (outliers were dropped, I know you sleep eventually). Refresh much?
Mowser is banned because the only reason I can respond so quickly is because I have no life. And because it's been about fifty minutes since you responded.
Jairus is banned in the name of France.
Cogidubnus is banned in the name of Wales. I like the Welsh. All the cool legends and stories come from them.
Jairus is banned in the name of Prussia.
VSMIT is banned in the name of Scotland.
Jay is banned in the name of the Vatican!
VSMIT is banned in the name of Lichtenstein.
Jairus is banned for being a recidivist.
Cogidubnus is banned because how is responding to a fun game recidivism?
Jairus is banned for actually knowing what the word means and thus calling me out on it. Unless, of course, this is a grand bluff, in which case he's banned for that instead.
Cogidubnus is banned because I actually did look the word up on Wikipedia. However, I was familiar with what it was describing, just not the proper term for it. I always thought that it was called "repeat offending" or something like that.
Jairus is banned because, even though it took me away from the forums and video games for the whole time, I completed a Girl Genius binge in one day! And since this is my second complete binge of that comic, it makes a hell of a lot more sense now.
Pagan is banned for binging without purging...
Mowser is banned because I'm wondering how you purge after reading a webcomic.
Jairus is banned because posting on a webcomic's forum is considered purging, especially if you're just spam posting.
VSMIT is banned by a boot to the head.
Boxy is banned by a dagger up the strap. (Python reference)
Jairus is banned because my soul rages with strength.
Mowser is banned for pulling a Ren. :P
VSMIT is banned for not knowing where that quote was from.
Mowser is banned because I don't know either. He will be subject to a further banning if he does not explain himself post haste.
Jairus is banned because I'm irritable and trying to get shit done.
llearch is banned because by posting here, he's not getting much done.
Mowser is banned for telling the truth.
VSMIT is banned for not thinking of background tasks.
I am, in fact, doing four different things at present. Copying an oracle DB from one machine to another, watching IRC, running a java app to access another oracle DB, and waiting for an import of yet another oracle DB.
And reading this.
Boxy is banned because he could just ignore us for the time it takes him to do one of his other four tasks...
Jairus is banned because maybe llearch doesn't want to leave us alone.
VSMIT is banned because maybe Boxy is afraid of the horrors we'll do without adult supervision.
Jairus is banned because, if that is the reason, boxy's fear might not be unjustified.
Pagan is banned because I've already seen the horrors of what we do without supervision. (http://clockworkmansion.com/forum/index.php/topic,1136.0.html)
VSMIT is banned because that is living proof of why Boxy should ignore one of the other four things to keep us from doing crazy stuff.
So, how many other people are twenty and younger? KIDDING!
Jairus is banned because I've got a dental appointment scheduled in about twenty minutes. I'm so gonna get raped...
Pagan is banned in the name of dentists everywhere.
Slowtini is banned in the name of Psychonauts.
VSMIT is banned because of a deranged madman who's trying to take over the world, and there's no one who can stop him, except for you and me!
Jairus is banned. I assume the "you" refers to the heathens of this mansion?
Well, sure, if you want to read it that way. But Pagan, you're banned because of Mr. Pokeylope!
Jairus is banned by his evil twin, Mr. Lokeypope.
Slowtini is banned by Razputin.
Jairus is banned because that stupid Boney M. Song just came to mind. Jerk.
Mowser is banned because I'm hungry.
Slowtini is banned because he should eat something. Duh.
Jairus is banned because I _can_ do all five things at once.
You guys aren't being ignored, honest.
I'm not gonna ban Boxy, because what he just said made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. You do like us! Group hug!
Jairus is banned because the implication is that you guys can't be trusted to look after yourselves without adult supervision...
Oh, then never mind. Boxy is banned because he's probably right. *quietly hides the matchbox*
Jairus is banned by Jairus.
*universe implodes*
Slowtini is banned for making the universe implode.
Bad.
Bad Slowtini.
No cookie for you.
Jairus is banned for having cookies but not sharing with the rest of the class.
VSMIT is banned because if he wants cookies, all he has to do is ask nicely. See...
:mowcookie
The Mow asked, and it got a cookie.
Jairus is banned becuase he's supposed to be evil, not nice.
VSMIT is fired for being a thinking skeleton. Everybody knows skeletons have no brains. :zombiekun2
Yugo is banned because every time I see his name I think of Yu-Gi-Oh.
Jairus is banned for thinking of one of the worst shows of all time.
VSMIT is banned because while Yu-Gi-Oh wasn't a very good show, the abridged series on youtube was actually quite funny.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9-3mzm9MEw
Especially the abridged movie.
Slow's banned because that dentist couldn't kill me! Hahha, take that oral hygentist of EVIL!
Pagan's banned because yes he did, you just haven't realized it yet.
Slowtini's banned because not all dentists are evil.
VSMIT is banned because yes, actually, they are. Some just hide it better.
Boxy is banned because dentist's aren't naturally evil, they're just raised that way. Some of them are more like honest jerks, to tell the truth.
Jairus is banned because I know for a fact that my dentist isn't evil.
VSMIT is banned because a lot of dentists ARE evil.
-shudders with the memory of the one who poked that novacain needle all the way through my cheek-
Slowtini is banned because I haven't had a need for novocaine at the dentist's office as of yet.
VSMIT is banned because all of this talk about dentists is boring.
Mowser is banned because yes, yes it is.
Let's talk about ways of dealing with Mowser!
Slowtini is banned for not knowing that the easiest way to deal with me, is to ignore me.
Mowser is banned by drugged cheese.
Slowtini is banned because do we really need to deal with Mowser?
Jairus is banned for banning the wrong person.
VSMIT is banned because I was trying to deal with Mowser the way he suggested: by ignoring him.
Jairus is banned because I just went through a rather large earthquake.
Frig! I was going to ban you, but are you all right? Where are you?
EDIT: Wait, are you in LA?
Jairus is banned because VSMIT is in California.
Slowtini is banned because I'm just south of LA. Everything's good, as far as I can tell, but it sucks being in a warehouse with everything sounding like it's going to come crashing down around you. :U
VSMIT's banned for reasons too inappropriate to mention.
Jay, aren't you in the same area?
Pagan is banned because Jay's up in Northern California.
VSMIT is banned by the WHAARGARBL dog.
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc304/jimolsontucson/dog.jpg)
Slowtini is banned because that is awesome! Where'd you find that?
Jairus is banned for not saying what sort of awesome that picture is.
Jer-oh-me is banned for being too new.
e_voyager is banned for being too old.
@Jairus: I got a bunch of stuff like that on my photobucket D:
http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v202/Tr-e_e-/
Slowtini is banned for being in the middle
e_voyager is banned for having an underscored name.
Jer-oh-me is banned for having a name that sounds like a pun on "Jeremy."
Jairus is banned for having such a difficult time actually getting people to believe he's not ripping of Jyrras, and it's just how I prefer people to pronounce my online alias Jerome. Jay is also banned for living south of me.
Jer-oh-me is banned for living north of me.
VSMIT is banned for living south of me.
I'm surprised no one has banned me for never answering the question posted a few weeks ago of where I live.
Jairus is banned because I've just given up on asking. Although, now that I think about it, it might be Davis.
VSMIT is banned due to unforeseen circumstances.
Mowser is banned for getting in the way of me banning VSMIT.
And VSMIT is banned because he's right. I'm now going to edit my profile.
Mowser is banned due to foreseen circumstances.
Jairus is banned for getting in my way.
llearch n'n'daCorna is banned for being a stumbling box.
Cog is banned for tripping the box.
VSMIT is banned for tripping the mouse.
Mowser is banned because Jairus's sig has been changed again.
VSMIT is banned because I changed it last night to make room for that fourth egg.
Jairus is banned because I, sir, am an evil genius.
Boxy is banned because he disguises the alterations being made to someone else's account by making it look like he's editing his own when you look on Users Online. Clever.
Jairus is banned for breaking his profile.
DAMMIT BOX! llearch is banned for posting about that before I could.
Jairus is banned because he needs to close that last url tag.
VSMIT is banned by the dark side of the force.
Mowser is banned for being corrupted by the Dark Side.
Jairus is banned by the Dark Side of the Duct Tape.
Boxy is banned by the Light Side of the Duct Tape.
Jairus is banned because.. eww.. that's sticky.
Mowser is banned for not finishing the quote: "and binds the Galaxy together."
Jairus is banned for fun.
Boxy is banned for games!
Jairus is banned for someone getting hurt.
VSMIT is banned by a stick in the eye.
Boxy is banned by the catcher in the rye.
Jairus is banned because: "I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf mutes."
Mowser is banned because I do something similar, except I have my iPod headphones on but leave the iPod off. It's funny the things people say when they don't think you're paying attention...
And you're banned because I hated Catcher in the Rye.
Jairus is banned because I used to do something better: Have my earbuds in, but not have a player at all, just having the plug in my pocket.
VSMIT is banned because part of the problem is that I keep my iPod in my shirt pocket, so it has to at least be sitting there for the trick to work.
Jairus is banned because I would think that an iPod would be a little heavy to carry around in your shirt pocket. Unless, of course, you have a Nano or Shuffle, in which case my criticism becomes moot.
Well, in my extreme nerdiness, I wear an unbuttoned short-sleeve shirt over a t-shirt, so the iPod (a 60 gig Classic, incidentally), goes in the outer pocket of my overshirt.
Oh, and you're banned for some reason. Maybe because Boxy changed my sig or something, I don't know.
Jairus is banned for being indecisive.
VSMIT is banned because I'm not indecisive. Um, maybe. Or possibly. I'm not really sure. Um... what do you think?
Jairus is banned because I have a paper dragon.
VSMIT is banned because aside from the Black Dragon and the Dark Green Dragon and the White Dragon, I have no idea what I have.
Jairus is banned because he amuses me.
Boxy is banned because we all love him.
Jairus is banned because he's got a purple dragon and one of those light blue ones like I have in my sig.
And a question: do you go to UCD? Or somewhere else?
VSMIT is banned because I do indeed go to UC Davis.
And Boxy, you could have changed it to "Working it off!" and it would have made more sense.
Jairus is banned because I had a cousin that went to UC Davis.
VSMIT and Jairus are both banned because there are pms and irc for chatting. They are also banned because 'A Møøse once bit my sister'.
Mowser is banned because 'She was Karving her initials øn the møøse with the sharpened end
of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law -an Oslo
dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo
Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"...'
Slowtini is banned because he has been sacked.
Jairus is banned because those responsible for sacking
the people who have just been sacked,
have been sacked.
Slowtini is banned by...
40 SPECIALLY TRAINED ECUADORIAN MOUNTAIN LLAMAS
6 VENEZUELAN RED LLAMAS
142 MEXICAN WHOOPING LLAMAS
14 NORTH CHILEAN GUANACOS (CLOSELY RELATED TO THE LLAMA)
REG LLAMA OF BRIXTON
76000 BATTERY LLAMAS FROM "LLAMA-FRESH" FARMS LTD. NEAR PARAGUAY
and
Terry Gilliam & Terry Jones
Jairus is banned by a coconut.
Slowtini is banned by a swallow.
Jairus is banned for not stating whether or not it was an African, or a European swallow.
Slowtini is banned because I don't know thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
Jairus is banned and thrown into a canyon.
Cogidubnus is banned unless he can prove the Earth to be banana-shaped.
Jairus is banned, because I have already done so. With SCIENCE! >:3
Cog is banned because I want to know how sheeps' bladders can be employed to prevent earthquakes.
VSMIT is banned due to a popular demand.
Omega will be banned by procrastination...
Tomorrow.
VSMIT is banned by my impatience. Get to it!
Mowser is banned 'cause I dun wanna!
VSMIT is banned because he's grounded if he doesn't.
You can't ground me!
Jairus, U R BAND!
VSMIT is banned because "NO U!"
Jer-oh-me is banned by www.youfail.org (http://www.youfail.org).
VSMIT is banned because by posting that link, he has committed an Epic Fail!
Jairus is banned because he's too cool for this forum, and failed to suggest that moveon.org would've been a preferable link.
Jer-oh-me is banned by a falling pink marshmallow.
E's banned. Ow! Motherhumper- I just hit my ankle, frig! Ow!
Pagan is banned because he should stop moaning. Imagine rolling your ankle... it's like twisting your ankle, except about two/three times worse. You can barely move for about five-ten minutes, and your ankle will throb for about an hour or two, and it'll be stiff for about a day.
Jairus is banned for his health
Jer-oh-me is banned because my ankle hasn't bothered me in a few months. The problem was that for about a year and a half it would roll about once a month... I'm actually wincing just at the memory.
Jairus is banned for giving me sympathy pains, seriously, how does one roll their ankle?
Jer-oh-me is banned because basically you step on it at a weird ankle and it goes sideways... inwards for me. Imagine something only used to flexing up and down and a little to the left and right suddenly being wrenched to the right (it was always my left ankle). Well, I don't know if "rolled" is the right term, but it used to happen to my mom (eventually I think she needed ankle surgery to fix it) and that's what she called it.
Jairus is banned by the luck of the draw. sorry but you just keep seem to pop up when i'm about to ban people.
e_voyager is banned because I don't think I've banned him in a few days. And for some reason, you always post right before I ban you: funny little world that.
Jairus is banned for under estimating causality.
e_voyager is banned because my term for it is the Theory of Narrative Causality.
Jairus is banned by me because I've not banned anyone for twenty minutes and Jairus was up next. And as for the ankle thing, I think I've done that. Yeah, that hurts like a you know what.
Jer-oh-me is banned because he posted before I did.
VSMIT is banned while i level squall.
e_voyager is banned because I've not banned him for a while!
Jer-oh-me is banned because he is currently a Gardener! Now we just have to wait for Kria to eat him... Jyrras hd better put out a new want ad in the papers.
Jairus is banned for referencing Jyrras who he's apparently much like in many ways. Nah, I'm the silent gardener, stealthy as a ninja, Kria'd never see me.
Jer-oh-me is banned because that's actually what a "real" ninja would do... disguise themselves as someone you wouldn't notice under ordinary circumstances, someone who "belongs" in the scene.
Jairus is banned for giving me ideas. That sounds like I should be both! Ninja-Gardener! Stealthy when it suits me, inconspicuous when I should be that instead!
Jer-oh-me is banned because there's a pirate-ninja in the neighborhood. Imagine, the powers of both pirate and ninja, united in one body... it is glorious to behold.
Jairus is banned for assuming that the Gardener half isn't a pirate gardener. Seriously dude, you keep giving me ideas!
Jer-oh-me is banned because it could be worse... he could be a cyborg pirate-ninja.
Jairus is banned for giving me way way way way way too many ideas.
Jer-oh-me is banned because he should see what it's like in my head. If you want to see a few more of my crazy things, head over here to my thread (http://clockworkmansion.com/forum/index.php/topic,4811.0.html). Comment, critique, question... do something.
Jairus is banned because of a blatant plug.
VSMIT is banned because plugs in this forum don't need to be called blatant, they all are. However, that was a "shameless" plug, what Jay did. Though I don't blame him.
Both Pagan and VSMIT are banned because I know that it was a shameless/blatant plug. I figured if he was worried about the little things, he should see the world I was gradually building. I also could have made it worse... *briefly envisions every word linking to a different one of my posts in my thread rather than the thread as a whole itself*
Jairus is banned for talking too much.
Slowtini is banned. No reason.
Jaurius is banned for lack of reason for previous ban.
Jer-oh-me is banned because I currently have a reason for banning him, I just don't feel like saying it.
Jairus is banned for my dragon kin do not approve.
e_voyager is banned for bringing dragons into this.
No.
Bad.
Slowtini is banned for the shaming me.
Spanky is banned for being shamed.
VSMIT is banned for banning based on shame.
Jer-oh-me is banned for making me want to create a cyclical ban.
VSMIT is banned for being vague.
Jer-oh-me is banned for being specific.
llearch is banned for being a mod and banning a mod is hilarious!
Jer-oh-me is banned because it actually gets old after a while. Besides, if you annoy him he starts having fun at your expense.
Jairus is banned for thinking I'd think it's fun more than once.
Jer-oh-me is banned for missing a space in his sig.
Llearch is banned for no reason what so ever, he's just banned.
Jer-oh-me is banned because his name reads as Jeremy to me. I thought it was Jerome? Like Je rome? :B
Mowser is banned for not knowing how to read a name.
VSMIT is banned because it's not like his name is easy to read either.
Jibbles is banned because he amuses me.
Boxy is banned because even though he sometimes is a pain in the neck, he's our pain in the neck.
Jairus is banned for sentimental justifications. And also, because this is the third time someone's ninja'd me. :<
Cogidubnus is banned because I ninja-ed a Badass Longcoat with a Katana. It's a good day so far.
Jairus is banned because he finally noticed.
llearch is banned because he keeps breaking my sarcasm detector. I point it in his direction and it explodes.
Cogidubnus is banned for not turning down the sensitivity on his sarcasm detector.
After all, that's what the instructions say to do...
Boxy is banned because only weirdos read the manual... oh, wait, we're all weirdos anyway. I retract my comment.
Jubblies is banned because he didn't have a reason, by the end of that.
Alpha is banned for he is responsible for reminding people of what other people don't want remembered.
e_voyager is banned for getting in the way of my banning of llearch n'n'daCorna.
Jubblies is banned to give him another chance.
llearch n'n'daCorna is banned for using "Jubblies" as my nickname twice.
Lovely-Jubblies is banned because he should have a better nick than that, but my originality is slipping, due to being at work...
llearch n'n'daCorna is banned for two reasons. I would ban him for not having better nicknames, but since he's at work, I'll let it slide. However, he is banned for banning people while at work when he should be working, and he is banned because in calling me "Lovely Jubblies" he has really creeped me out.
Jairus is banned because he really needs to check his avatar.
VSMIT is banned for not letting him notice on his own. >:3
Cog is banned because unless someone's like me (Who likes looking at his avatar because it's fun to read it), they're not really going to look at their own avatar. Unless they're Ren after llearchy has his way with it.
VSMIT is banned because people like me check their own avatar often.
e_voyager is banned because some of us are a little more concerned with reading the posts rather than looking at something that they set up and would prefer not to have messed with by chronic Lurkers. Meanwhile, I want to find the person who drove llearch n'n'daCorna to the breaking point that he started doing this, and make that person hurt.
Jairus is banned because now Aiyno needs to run away.
VSMIT is banned for a failure to signal a right turn.
Mowser is banned because VSMIT was in a right-turn only lane: did he really need a signal to tell you which way he was going?
Jairus is banned because the law says that his assumptions are wrong.
VSMIT is banned because he has a good point. It's still not as bad as lane-changing without using your turn signals... ooh, I hate that.
Jairus is banned because I hate those people who turn right out of the left turn lanes.
VSMIT is banned because now I'm thinking about those jerks who honk the very instant the light turns green, even if no reasonable person could have done more than take their foot off of the break by that point.
Jairus is banned for being too slow.
Mowser is banned because I happen to like waiting until the light is green to begin moving.
Jairus is banned for being much safer than your average motorist...
Boxy is banned because being rear-ended by someone not paying attention to what they were doing will do that to you.
Jairus is banned for thinking I was criticising. Anything but...
Boxy is banned because I was actually agreeing with your statement and expressing why I was a more cautious driver.
Jairus is banned for agreeing with the box. He is clearly non impedi ratione cogitas.
Cogidubnus is banned because while I can guess at what it means ("not impeding rational thought?") I don't speak Latin, and thus don't know what it really means.
Jairus is banned because he's close but without a long smoking thing. "Unhindered by the thought process" might be an artistic translation... >:3
Cogidubnus is banned because "insane" or "crazy" or "just plain nuts" would have been a shorter and more-easily understood manner of saying that.
jairus is banned because YOU don't just sAy "you'RE crAzy", LA-di-dah, without a Promise of DeviOus Grins tO be had - one must Feel the REALITY of them.
>:3
Cogidubnus is banned because the most frightening crazy people are the ones where you're never quite sure just how nuts they are...
Jairus is banned because I'm here to ban him now.
Jer-Oh-Me is banned because I'm not here to ban him now, although I'd like to be.
Cogidubnus is banned because he speaks enough latin to get by.
Jer-oh-me est vexillum. Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.
Cog is banned because I really don't feel like looking for a latin translator...
*Cogidubnus bans VSMIT and flings an enourmous rock at his head*
Cogi is banned for excessive and absolutely unnecessary use of rocks....and Latin.
Mowser is banned with a wrench, a big one, bigger than Mowser.
Jer-oh-me is banned because Cog's Latin quote was obvious.
"I have a catapult. Unless you give me all the money, I will throw an enormous rock at your head."
Llearch is banned because that was funny.
Jer-oh-me is banned for having "*giggle*" in his sig.
VSMIT is banned for having two of the same kind of Dragons in his sig.
Jairus is banned because it's hard to give up the chance at a rare dragon...
VSMIT is banned because Seebach (my black dragon) is now grown up: time to get another egg!
Jairus is banned for trying to 'hatch' them all.
Mowser is banned for both a truly horrible pun and for referencing Pokémon.
Jairus is banned because I agree with him.
Jer-oh-me is banned due to a sycophantic move. (just teasing of course. ;) )
Mowser is banned because I bloody well feel like it. What are you going to do about it?
Jairus is banned with the rubber ban stamp.
Mowser is banned with the Banhammer!
Jairus is hit with a crouching post, hidden ban.
Mowser is hit by the house of flying bans!
Jairus is banned because I'm watching him. Watching him like a creepy stalker.
Mowser is banned because I know what you did last summer.
Jairus is banned because Freddy and Jason have teamed up to cut everyone to ribbons in their dreams!
VSMIT is banned because Jason has gone to Space!
Jairus is banned because Mario has too.
Jer-oh-me is banned because the Power Rangers did it first.
Jairus is banned because the Power Rangers are gone! And nothing you do will bring them back!
VSMIT is banned because the red-shirts always die.
Slowtini is banned because that's all that they're good for: the only redshirt who can live is one who has more than one name.
Jairus is banned for failing to mention the Red Hood.
VSMIT is banned for mentioning Jason Todd.
Jairus is banned because that wasn't the Red Hood I was referring to.
VSMIT is banned for referring to one of the Joker's origin stories.
Jai is banned for implying that that is a bad thing. The Joker's probably one of the best characters in that whole story.
VSMIT is banned because I wasn't saying that was a bad thing. The Joker is indeed awesome. It's just that he's got so many freaking origin stories it's hard to choose one. Which is probably how he'd like it.
Jairus is banned because the Red Hood story is the one used in The Killing Joke, and also in Patient J, which was awesome.
VSMIT is banned because I have no idea what he's talking about.
Jer-oh-me is banned because Jauris and I are talking about the origins of The Joker.
VSMIT is banned because that is cool then!
Jer-oh-me is banned because I wanted to ban VSMIT for misspelling my name in his post.
Jai is banned because he could have done that the moment I "misspelled" your name.
VSMIT is banned because I was offline when he "misspelled" it.
Jairus is banned because he was the one who banned me after I called him "Jai."
And you didn't ban me for it yet! And I've done it twice!
VSMIT is banned because he wants me to ban him for calling me "Jai." I thought I should ban you for the big things before moving on to the REALLY big things.
The sad thing is that I know how it's pronounced, and I pronounce "Jai" as "Jy" in my head. Sad, really.
So, you're trying to ban me for a fault on your part. Rather sad.
Oh and Jai, you're banned for it.
Jairus is banned for the fluke of fate that his middle name would match in pronunciation that of a main character in everyone's favourite comic, DMFA (Note: I realize it's not everyone's fave literally.)
VSMIT is banned for interupting me.
Jer-oh-me is banned because it's actually pronounced "Jay-rus." I used to have it in my sig, but I kept editing it down to make more room and now I don't have room between my line and Amber's line. My name, however, has been mispronounced as phonetically identical to "Jyrras" several times in the past. so you can imagine my surprise when I first learned of DMFA.
Jei is banned because that's how it would be romanized if said in Japanese.
VSMUT is banned because I know that, and because he continues to misspell my name.
Jairus is banned because he has to admit Jei is at least phonetically correct.
Jer-oh-me is banned because because while he may be right, someone reading his name will pronounce it "Jeromy."
Jeirus is banned because I'm pretty sure that's the effect he was going for.
VSMIT is banned for spelling it wrong again. Can you please go back to spelling it right?
Jairus is banned for banning VSMIT who was right.
Jer-oh-me is banned because at least I'm not calling him Jairibbles.
VSMIT is banned for not calling him Jubblies. ;-]
Boxy is banned because the first time I saw his name, I thought it was a pun on "Lurch."
"You rang?"
Jairus is banned, but not for that. Almost everyone makes that mistake.
No, Jairus is banned because he's a neeeeeeeeeeerd!
Boxy is banned because hez gotz hiz box. And he looks happy.
Jy-Jy is banned because I haven't banned him in a while.
Stupid weddings, they take too much time to plan. So, Who wants to come to our wedding? It's only 12 sleeps away!
ya-ya is banned because I haven't banned her in a while either.
And unfortunately, I don't think I'll be able to make it. Congratulations to you and your husband!
Jairus is banned for reminding me that I can't make it either, though I do wish Yak and her hubby all the happiness they want!
Black_angel is banned for having a magic nutshell.
Yakanaj is banned for having a magic coconut.
Jy-Jy is banned for having a magic cookie.
Ya-ya is banned for having a magic brownie.
Jairus is banned because I have to come up with some kind of nickname for you.
Ah, From now on I shall refer to you as "Goggles"
Slowtini is banned because that is mildly acceptable. About as mildly as tomato paste when compared to a habanero. As in not much at all.
Goggles is banned for doing nothing.
Unfortunately, I can't think of a nickname for Slowtini (aside from Freak of Nature!) so I'll just have to ban him for that.
Goggles is banned because he's got a new nickname.
VSMIT is banned for being in violation of Treaty 2-74: All Space Rangers are to remain in hypersleep until they reach their destination!
Jairus is banned because i need a back up Giodicus template and i'll borrow his whiles he'd gone.
e_voyager, that's okay: but if you don't put it back where you found it you're banned!
Jubblies is banned because I think that's a better nickname than Goggles. ;-]
llearch is banned for using a word that is likely going to get re-used by me for the rest of the day.. possibly leading to sexual harassment charges.
Mowser is banned for...he makes a valid complaint, actually. So he's banned.
I'm not gonna ban Cogidubnus, since he makes a valid point. However, I do have one question: what the heck's wrong with Jay? Seriously, Na-da, it's getting old.
Jairus is banned... Alec's dead....
Pagan is banned because I don't know which Alec he's referring to. Alec Trevelayn from Goldeneye, perhaps?
Jairus is banned for not having read CVRPG. Seriously, why are you in the Mansion if you haven't read that? It's only about 900 pages... you could finish by the end of the day.
Pagan is banned because I can only read about two hundred in a day before I need to do something else. And he's banned for spoiling it for me. Bad Pagan.
Jay's banned. I'm hoping Angel'll rez him or something. I mean, D went to hell and came back. Link died, went to hell, came back, went back to hell, came back again... But the way it's handled... just makes the death seem so serious.
Pagan is banned because he insists on spoiling things.
Jairus is banned for worrying too much. It's a comedy. You can't spoil those all that much.
Pagan is banned because he should imagine a theoretical situation. Imagine if, back when you started reading DMFA, someone told you that Jyrras was gay and had a crush on Dan. It would really kill of the shock of that wonderful moment where Abel inadvertently learns about Jy's crush on Dan. Sure, it's a comedy, but I'd still like to hit each moment as I get there.
Alternatively, imagine if someone told you from the beginning of Questionable Content that Faye's dad killed himself while she was watching. Okay, that might be a more extreme example.
EDIT: Crud, I got Dark Gray background instead of Really Dark Gray background. Oh well.
Jubblies is banned because, well, Jubblies is more fun than Jay.
That's all. ;-]
Corny is banned because I'm starting to wonder if he has a crush on me.
Jubblies is banned because his jubblies aren't big enough for me to have a crush on.
Corny is banned because on the one hand, it's comforting to hear that, and on the other hand, it's exceptionally disturbing.
Jubblies is banned because it's not half as disturbing as it should be.
Corny is banned because he seems to enjoy the disturbing. How far should we take it?
Goggles is banned for still doing nothing.
Slowtini is banned because I'm currently packing for a weekend trip to my parent's, and responding to his ban has taken me away from that packing.
Goggles is banned because Is that Ink? (http://foxfire.comicgenesis.com/)
Slowtini is banned because it does look like a wing-less Ink.
Goggles is banned because it definitely acts like Ink does.
Slowtini is banned because even when it's just a cameo Ink is frightening.
Jubblies is banned because it is indeed Ink.
Corny is banned because that makes sense: an Ink cameo for a mad scientist makes everything better.
Jairus is banned because I'm tired of banning him all the time.
Mowser is banned because I'm not!
Jay is banned because you are not ... what? Intelligent? Straight? Human? Ooh... Tired... that's less exciting.
Pagan is banned because: For once it's not Jairus!
Mowser is banned because it _is_ him.
Corny is banned because it _is_ me.
Jay is banned because, dag, I am tired.
Pagan is banned because that's what you get when you stay up until 4/5 in the morning.
Jairus is banned, because you could also, conversely, be night shift and therefore staying up to long into the day makes you tired for your night shift.
Jer-oh-me is banned Pagan is a student - if I recall - and is currently on summer break. I don't think he has a job.
Jairus is banned because him being on summer break doesn't necessarily mean he doesn't have a job that makes him work night shift.
Jer-oh-me is banned because I don't think Pagan has a night job.
Jairus is banned because I was only speculating at best. Also, he is banned because I'm having a hard time finding a job.
Jer-oh-me is banned because I only have a part-time job. On the other hand, I don't need to work to pay for classes/books/rent/utilities/food/amusements... one of the joys of having great-grandparents who set up educational funds for all of the grandkids and beyond about twenty-thirty years ago...
Jer-oh-me is banned for blaming others for his own occupational problems. And for having a name that makes me think of show tunes.
Jairus is banned for being a secret post ninja.
Black_angel is banned because I am not a secret post ninja. I am a secret post pirate.
Jairus is banned for scabbing on the secret post ninja union's job.
Jer-oh-me is banned because about half of the post ninja are out with the flu: I'm a temp until they're back on their collective feet.
Jairus is banned for taking my metaphor and running with it :P
Jer-oh-me is banned because your metaphor and I are currently eloping. The wedding's in a week in Vegas. We've already got a guy in a Dan costume to marry us.
Goggles is banned for marrying a phrase.
Slowtini is banned because it's just a phase we're going through.
Jairus is banned for not going through with that obvious pun.
Jer-oh-me is banned because most of the time I have an intense disliking for puns. I just felt like playing along that one time.
Pray tell, what was the obvious pun I did not follow through with? Unless it's "Slowtini is banned because it's just a phrase we're going through," in which case I deliberately avoided it.
Jairus is banned for not seeing the obvious pun of, "It's just a phrase we're going through."
Jer-oh-me is banned because I actually edited my previous ban while he was posting his. I did see that pun, and I avoided it like the plague.
Jairus is banned for hating puns. Nothing wrong with a bit of wordplay. I just hate rhymes. It's the reason why I can't stand the dreams strip in DMFA. Abel rhymes and it just ruins everything.
Pagan is banned, Afghans are tanned, pagan is banned.
Jer-oh-me is banned for his rhyming
Besides that, just look at his timing.
The same word used twice,
That middle's not nice;
And my disliking for puns is now rising.
You both suck. So much. So much hate. Hate. Hate! Hate!
A ban on both your houses!
For never was a banning of more woe
Than this of Pagan and his epic row.
Jairus is banned for both ninjaing my ban and also because all three of us have to be laughing, and for assuming I meant the middle in a mean way.
Jer-oh-me has just been banned,
All turrets must now be manned!
Our enemies come!
We've no time to run!
And may the torpedoes be damned!
Jairus is banned because, yep we've gotta be laughing now.
I gotta be laughing, you say?
But please tell me why, pray?
A giggle maybe,
Not a laugh, you see.
And now you are banned, Jer-oh-may. (forced pronunciation: it counts)
Jairus is banned cause he's right I'm only giggling now, and certainly he must be now.
"We are not amused," the queen did speak.
"Your humour is old and it doth creak.
"Yet here we can see,
the Lord Jer-or-me,
Before from the kingdom he's banned"
Jairus is banned because I didn't know I was a Lord before!
Jer-oh-me is banned because I should have said "knave."
Jairus is banned because no take backs.
Germy's banned. I guess I should have been more clear. Rhymes in poetry do not bother me, instead I'm impressed by your thesaurusic brain. Rhymes in normal conversation irritate though. For example what Abel said, "I'm not nice. But you still followed my advice." The rhyming is just... annoying to me.
Pagan is banned because when I read that, it sounded natural. Little rhymes creep into conversation sometimes. Out of curiosity, how would you have written it to remove the rhyme?
Jairus is banned just cause I want to know what Pagan means too.
Jer-oh-me is banned because I'm wondering when Pagan will post again. I did just post an answer to his question back in my thread.
Jairus is banned before he starts to worry about Pagan.
Jer-oh-me is banned because I want my two dragons to grow up already!
Jairus is banned cause I wants dragons too!
Jer-oh-me is banned because if he wants a dragon, all he has to do is go here... (http://dragcave.net/)
... and follow the instructions. Good luck!
Jay's banned for spreading that dragon eyes pox.
"I told you I wasn't good. And you still followed my advice."
Simple change of close words. It is natural sounding, I will grant you this. Rhymes are just a petpeave for me.
No worries. Plus, I don't think Abel ever said he wasn't good: I'm fairly certain at one point he said that he wasn't nice. Jyrras' nightmares would be few by his worries, what he was afraid of, and what he thought that they would say: having only known Abel for a few hours at this point, he'd have probably just used one of the words Abel used... okay, maybe I'm thinking about this too much.
Oh, wait... I've gotta ban you. Um, Pagan is banned... because it's 11:28 and I should got to bed soon.
Jairus is banned to bed, well I really don't want him to go to bed because he's fun to talk to and I'm nocturnal practically, but if he's got to be up tomorrow it's okay.
Jer-oh-me is banned because I'm actually visiting my parents for the weekend, and I'm on the couch for sleeping.
Jairus is banned because I said oooooooh, (oh not ooh) well I'll know you fell asleep if you stop posting then. (I didn't find any eggs.)
Jer-oh-me is banned because he makes a good point. I'm going to finish my tea, make up the couch, and call it a day.
Jairus is banned because of nuuuuuu don't go!
Jer-oh-me is banned because I'm helping my dad with fixing up the yard tomorrow, and I'm going to need rest before I do that and at some point post my thing about Lazerai.
Jairus is banned to sleep then, I'm glad we only live in a condo here, I stay with my parents cause the University I goto is downtown.
Jer-oh-me is banned because my university is about a hundred miles away from my parent's house. I actually did community college for two years (much cheaper that way)... but I sense this is becoming a chat and the last time that happened Boxy gave us a little warning.
Jairus is banned to keep this conversation somewhere else then.
Jer-oh-me is banned for being a – and I quote - "Caffeinated pyromaniacal gizmotic gadget geek." Two would be enough, but five is just excessive.
Jay is banned cause he's making me want to add more.
Jer-oh-me is banned for having a weak spirit that cannot resist the allure of extending your custom title.
Jairus is banned because that's totally not the reason.
Jer-oh-me is banned for the rest of his fans.
Llearch is banned for making me come to terms with my fans.
Jer-oh-me is banned for thinking he has fans.
Llearch is banned because doing so feels kind of refreshing.
Black_Angel is banned cause I just yawned.
Jer-oh-me is banned for making me think of yawning, which means I am currently fighting back the urge to yawn. Yawn. Yawn. Yawn.
Jubblies is banned because I have nothing better to do.
llearch is banned for not finding something better to do with his time.
VSMIT is banned because at least Corny's doing something.
Jubblies is banned because what I was doing was waiting for the oracle server to restart.
Corny is banned because there must be other things to do. Couldn't you have read a book or something in the intervening time?
Jairus is banned by the power of music. And damn- that's some really good music comin' out my speakers right now.
Pagan is banned because you can't stop the beat.
Jubblies is banned because I did find something else to do. I just banned him first. ;-]
Corny is banned because either he needs to get his priorities straight, or because he seems to like banning me more than other things. Should I be concerned?
Jubblies is banned because he should be.
Concerned, that is. ;-]
Corny is banned because, while I appreciate the somewhat-unorthodox display of liking, couldn't he find someone else to focus on? Or is it just because I react so well?
Jubblies is banned because Ren is AFK.
Corny is banned because Ren isn't here to do it.
Jairus is banned because the lightnings of summer couldn't beat me! Hahah, take that immense discharge of static energy!
Pagan is banned because I am trying to finish up my entry on the Lazerai race, and banning him has taken me away from that.
Goggles is banned as a matter of principle.
Slowtini is banned because he actually has no principles.
Jairus is banned for questioning Slowtini's questionable principles.
Jer-oh-me is banned for questioning my questioning of Slowtini's questionable principles.
Goggles is banned for stating that Jer-oh-me was questioning your questioning of my principles!
Slowtini is banned because I'm stopping this cycle right now.
Goggles is banned because I just fell out of my chair.
Ouch.
Slowtini is banned, and I laugh at his misfortune.
Pagan is banned by a horde of catholic priests.
Slowtini is banned. I need no exorcism. Let the demon stay, he's causing no harm.
Pagan is banned because I already brought in the old priest and the young priest: what am I supposed to do with them?
Goggles is banned because you should keep the young away from old priests.
Slowtini is banned because young priests have nothing to fear... after all, the older more-experienced priest can easily handle any demonic attack, thus allowing the younger priest to have some extra reaction time to work on the exorcism.
Goggles is banned because I wasn't referring to young priests, but the young in general.
You know that nasty reputation catholic priests have.
I know, and I do. However, Slowtini is banned because we never had any problems like that at the Catholic high school I went to. Actually, those priests were pretty cool guys, all things considered.
Jairus is banned for he is the person i ban most these days that that means i'm playing favorites not a good game to play.
e_voyager is banned for two reasons:
1) I haven't banned him in a bit.
and
2) His punctuation was atrocious.
Goggles is banned for using a list.
Slowtini is banned because I was trying to be methodical.
Jairus is banned for machine like precision.
e_voyager is banned because both precision and methodical attention to details are very helpful.
Goggles is banned because a little bit of chaos is always good for spicing things up.
Slowtini is banned because a little chaos goes a long way.
Jairus is banned because I agree with him mostly thanks to my scientific focus, so I understand, which is a really odd reason to ban for.
Jer-oh-me is banned for questioning his own logic. Having grown up with several lawyer relatives, I can tell you that that is a one-way ticket to failure.
And Black Angel is banned because my bans never fail.. to fail. :3
Ren Gaulen is banned because he hasn't been banned in a while. Consider this your "Welcome Back!" ban.
So
that is how you welcome me, eh, Jay?
Than I'll have to greet you back!Stoner Sunshine!
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/StonerSunshine.png)
I'm the Man-Armageddon,
Banning with fire, Bannage Massiah!
Ren Gaulen is banned because I missed banning him. :<
Cogidubnus is banned because it's time for the two swordsman to engage in an epic banning duel!
Jay is banned so that he does not accidentally get hit by one of us. As for you, Sir Cogidubnus, draw your weapon! We shall now proceed to do a battle of sword fighting like in the days of "Highlander 1"!
Bah! Not even the King of Hell can stand against my blade! >:D
Yurusenai! Bannination!
I am no King of Hell, but I have something that allows me to transcend fate and become equal to Gods themselves!
The burning heart that vanquishes the fear!
The shining sword that dispels the darkness!
The oath sworn through Courage!
Open, Nine Heavenly Gates!
ZANTATSUKEN!
AKU WO TATSU TSURUGI!
BECOME BANNED, COGIDUBNUS!
Ren Gaulen is banned because he's welcome back.
llearch is banned because I feel totally welcome'd. Medic..
Ren Gaulen is banned by toasting his little toesies on a nice big fire.
The Box o' things best left unspoken is banned for what e' did to my cousin.
Slow's banned because our evil-smiting knight is back. Hoo-ah!
*smites Pagan with a shovel* Yes! I'm back! I am back to ban people and chew bubblegum! And I'm all out of gum.
Ren Gaulen is banned because I don't have bubblegum, but I do have Wintermint chewing gum. Will that work?
Jairus is banned unless he goes through the jump of pain. I've got the pit and the root, Ren supplied the shovel. *inserts shovel behind root* Now jump!
Pagan is banned for trying to hurt Jairus horribly. Unhand him, you heartless villain!
Gaulen is banned! Jairus shall not be freed till he dislodges this root with the shovel or he falls to his doom!
Pagan is banned because I did it while he was arguing with Ren.
Jairus is banned because he did it wrong.
Ren Gaulen is banned because he should show me how to do it right, so that the next time I'm in this circumstance I can do it correctly.
Jay is banned because I'm too smart to fall for this trick. *trips and falls into the pit anyway*
Ren has been banned by a hail of falling arrows.
Mowser is banned because now I ban in the shade... 8)
Black_angel is banned for blotting out the sun.
Boxy is banned because tonight, we ban in hell!!!
Jairus is banned for this blasphemy and madness.
Ren Gaulen is banned because this is not madness, this... is... psychopathy!!!
Jairus is banned because only a ban can end your suffering.
Ren Gaulen is banned cause he's just that unlucky.
Jer-oh-me is banned because DAMNIT! I WANTED TO BAN REN! D:<
Slowtini is banned due to a freakish obsession with Ren.
Mousepad is banned because Jer-oh-me ninja'd me.
Slowtiny is banned for being ninja-ed and not taking his ninja revenge on Mowser.
Goggles is banned by horribly animated cartoon villains. Thousands of them. With pointed sticks.
Slawtini is banned by horribly animated cartoon heroes. Thousands of them. With pointed sticks.
...
Should we make popcorn while they duke it out?
Goggles is banned because yes, yes we should.
Slewtini is banned because I don't know if he wants buttered, plain, or kettle.
Goggles is banned because buttered is fine.
Do you like salt on your popcorn?
Slaytini is banned because I prefer lightly buttered and no salt.
Crud! (http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_812.php) We missed it!
Goggles is banned for using popcorn as a distraction from the epic battle.
-survivors limp away into the shadows-
Slamtini is banned because we can still pick off the survivors. *offers sniper rifle from Ratchet and Clank*
Goggles is banned because I'm a horrible shot.
Slimtini is banned because the ammo's cheap, and if he's still a bad shot I can offer him this... *lifts RYNO4 (Rip You a New One, Version 4)... the BFG's BFG.*
Goggles is banned because I like teh big guns.
Speaking of big guns, have you seen the DOOM movie?
Came out in 2005, Imagine this with your brainmeats.
The Rock, with a BFG 9000.
Epic.
Slowtini is banned because that movie is eh.
Jer-oh-me is banned because day-oh i say day-oh daylight come and me want go home!
e_voyager is banned because his post reminded me of Beetlejuice, which makes me want to watch it. And I don't own it.
Jairus is banned because I really should be working right now... but this book is just so good.
Pagan is banned for not clarifying what he should be working on, not clarifying what book he is reading, and because I actually got both the Stargazers and the Divine race up today in my thread.
Jairus is banned because I should have been working on my own lecture- which I did. The book I'm reading, as emasculating as this is, is eclipse. And I have questions for his thread which he should answer. If he doesn't, this ban should be twice as strong!
Pagan is banned because I am working on some questions for his lecture, because he should find a better book than Eclipse (may I recommend The Dresden Files? All the vampires of the Twilight series, but they're a lot cooler from what I've heard), and because I answered his questions in my thread already.
Goggles is banned because no books can defeat "Webmage / Cybermancy / Codespell" in terms of pure "Mythological Sci-Fi Fantasy" genius.
Author is Kelly McCullough.
Sliptiny is banned because I don't think I've ever heard of those books before.
Jubblies is banned because that's the whole point.
The box is banned to further emphasize his point.
Jer-oh-me is banned because it is pointless now.
Ren Gaulen is banned because a sword that is pointless should either be sharpened or replaced.
Jairus is banned because where the sword fails, one can always use armour piercing rounds.
Ren Gaulen is banned because he might be the first swordsman I've ever met who acknowledged that guns are useful.
Jairus is banned because I know some gunslingers who would make most swordsmen respect guns.
Ren Gaulen is banned because most swordsman don't seem to learn that you shouldn't bring a sword to a gunfight.
Jairus is banned because in the grim darkness of the future we also have personal force shield generators. The swords haven't lost their job yet. >:]
Ren Gaulen is banned because that is devious and an example of planning ahead. Good job.
Jairus is banned because large guns still can penetrate such shields. And some energy weapons lice particle accelerators too. And you should never forget that a force shield won't protect you from a point blank shot. But a force shell can.
Ren Gaulen is banned because no defense is perfect. At the same time, no offense is perfect.
Jay is banned because this ain't a scene, this is Lensman Arms Race! :B
Ren Gaulen is banned by my giant "layzer."
Jairus is banned for both being a ninja and having lazors.
Cog is banned because I, too, have lazors. One of them is currently being energised. Prepare yourself for that which is whoop to be shooped in your general direction. Commencing countdown..
Ren Gaulen is banned because you don't need a countdown: just shoot him already!
Jay is banned because one cannot fire one's lazor without properly charging it first! >:[
Ren Gaulen is banned by the Overlords.
llearch and his Overlords are banned by the Goliaths. A dozen of them.
Ren and his Goliaths are banned by a nuclear launch. It is now detected.
Cog's Ghost spotter is detected by my Science Vessel and promptly banned by a Siege Tank parked on a hill nearby. Cog is banned next.
Ren Gaulen is banned because he must construct additional Supply Depots!
Jairus is banned because bitches don't know about my additional supply depots! >:3
Cog is banned because I have recently won a lifetime supply of Supply Depots. I don't need any additional ones.
Ren is banned because he must construct addtional pylons, however.
Cogidubnus is banned bitches don't know about my additional pylons!
Ren Gaulen is banned cause how does one have a life supply of supply depots? That makes little, if any, logical sense. Of course I probably should have abandoned logic when I clicked the link to this thread.
Cog is banned because this game just plain defies logic sometimes, necessary to sanity I think.
Jai is banned for ninjaing.
Jer-oh-me is banned for being too slow!
Pylons?.. PYLONS?? PYLOOOOONS?!!!!!!!
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/A%20Bunch%20of%20Random%20Pictures/PYLONS.png)
I need NO additional Pylons! Jay, BECOME BANNED!!! *ker-Goldion Hammer*
Ren is banned cause that's way too many.
Jer-oh-me is banned because you can never have too many pylons.
Jairus is banned because.. Listen to my song! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzSWdj4izHM)
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/A%20Bunch%20of%20Random%20Pictures/Listentomysong3small.png)
Ren is banned because his song SUCKS.
BOO! GET OFF THE STAGE D:<
Slowtini is banned because not only my song sucks, but it sucks hard. In fact, it sucks harder than a black hole. You cannot escape from it. You have no chance to survive, make your time. Hahaha.
Ren Gaulen is banned because I use the hyperdrive that I pulled out to escape the suck! As to where I hid that hyperdrive, it's best not to think too hard about that.
Goggles is banned for hiding said hyperdrive in grandma's bosom.
Slimetini is banned because I didn't hide it anywhere on Grandma...
Jairus is banned because it could still be hidden 'in' Grandma... you fiend!
Mowser is banned because I was alone when I fell into the black hole... how could I have hidden it on/in my Grandma for me to use if she wasn't there?
Jay is banned because Real Men don't need to hide a hyperdrive anywhere. They just go into the hyperspace with their sheer will. Come on, Jay! You can do it too!
Ren is banned because my sheer will is currently only at the level where I can show the Fae that wings are a useless tool.
Jai is banned because wings like the fae have are ridiculous, but an aerodynamic wing is useful.