Original Thread: http://clockworkmansion.com/forum/index.php/topic,4683.0.html
Original explanation by Aisha:
When I found this game on another forum, I just grinned, and thought I'd put it here as well. I think some of us have seen the game threads where you just try to count to 2000, or something, by posting one number at a time, with the danger of people going dangerously off-count.
This is the same kinda thing. Only, the members have to count, one at a time, and just go as high as they can before one of the mods or admin posts. If they do, the counter resets. Some may think it impossible, but I've seen the numbers either limited to five or go up to 300 before a staff member noticed.
Knowing how the mods of this place can be, it'll either be very fun or very nerve-wrecking. Both for either side. >3
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one more time the boxy stopped us one more time
2.
Keep going, peeps. Maybe we can get more than 6 ascii-art numbers up. x3
3 # for me
Flour-L
5.
Sax
7.
Doing gr8. :3
9.
Tin
'e livin'...
twoteen?
Number not said for those who consider it unlucky.
I see no mods... post quickly!
*sneaks in and puts up a 14, then sneaks back out* << >>
15 the day many reason
16, when acording to MTV, rich white girls act like spoiled little brats and bully their parents all day. Not that that's much of a change.
17 i missed the poll after seeing it 17 times but i like pie.
18, the age of semi-adulthood. And the poll seems to have outlived its usefulness I guess. x3 All mods are still a threat.
19, a new record for counts I've participated in.
8teen
21
22, my age, still the young adult. I like that designation, makes one feel like there's still a bit of kid in there somewhere. x3
23
24 time for more
25, keep it alive, I see mods on the board!
26, workin' quick!
You guys are going great!
on box that rest it all.
At least we got far enough 2 earn some respect...
And yay, one of my game threads finally got long enough to cut. x3
3.
I could cut them up into every three posts, if you really wanted, Aisha.
Anything to be helpful... ;-]
1.
2 twice the commentary
Question 3.
How much wood, would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck, could chuck wood?
Answer: 3.
Wrong.
1 more try? please?
It's better with at least two people. :3
Three or more.
Three? Four what?
Four five cookies of course!
Don't those come in 6-packs?
no, only 7 packs. Sorry.
Dang it... I h8 seven packs...
Well, that's nine of my business.
Tomorrow it will bE your busiNess.
11. extra bans for the bad pun Jairus (you too James! you're lucky that I'm in love with you!) ;p
I have at least a dozen more puns where that came from. :P
Might as well make it a baker's dozen!
Four if we make enough puns, we can make it to the teens
Five different people, all acting like they're in their teens.
Sorry, I kind-of stole your pun.
Well, that was just six of you to compare me to a teenager. Then again, I am only twenty...
Twenty? I didn't think you were 17 yet...
Yeah, I turned eighteen a year after the last US Presidential election
But you were just 19 last year then? You still are a young one. :3
I was 20 four years ago!
I'll be 21 in early October. Hello, alcohol!
2 many age puns 2 go through...
So... were all hoping that twenty three will be pun free?
It won't be two long befour we're all out of puns...
2 run out of puns? Heck, that would take me 5 years at the very least.
Please, don't let him start with the puns. It would last for 26 years.
Yeah, I'll be two busy seven myself from the horrible puns.
28 more puns have just been thought up by James...
You wound me. 2 come up with puns is easy for me. Compared to you lowly pun peasants, I'm on cloud 9.
I'm looking at 30 years for what I'm thinking of doing...
Are you going to rob a Baskin-Robbins 31 Flavors?
no, I would only do that if they had 32.
333 333
3 3 3 3
3 3
3 3
3 3
3 3 3 3
333 333
Man, all of these three puns are making me fourget to go to sleep.
Well after you read all the 3 puns, you can go to bed and read for 5 minutes.
Seriously, no pun. Get 3 children rentals at my store for the price of about $6
I plan to tease James for at least 37 years.
Then I'll tease you for 38 years! :o
then I'll own you for at least 39 years.
And it came to pass that the Jews wandered in the desert for 40 years... Makes me wonder why they didn't sleep in for 40 years instead.
Four one thing, it was a desert, so it would been too hot to sleep in.
Four Two, they wandered in circles a lot, and were running away from people as well as towards.
They're not very popular in that area, for some reason...
Maybe we should be running. x3
1.
Away?
Heh... I think we just have 1 upset boxy since we went way past three last night. :P
I hate people who buy TWO Pairs of shoes at a time.
Better than getting 3 shoes though isn't it? Unless you have three feet or something...
Quote from: James StarRunner on July 05, 2008, 01:14:06 PM
Better than getting 3 shoes though isn't it? Unless you have three feet or something...
"My trusty third leg, deedildeedildeedilum"
Oh yes. We also have egg holders at our work. Egg holders for campers! What camper would take eggs with them?!
4.
Five...
...I don't feel like being witty. x3
How about half witty, Aisha? ;-]
How does one be half-witty, unle...
...
VERY funny. :rolleyes
1.
Thanks, I thought so. ;-]
1?
Two of a kind...
One of these things is not like the others, three of these things are kinda the same...
Oh four crying out loud, we got to 42 last night! Wait... 42... *sharply inhales* that the Answer!
Trilogy in FIVE parts?
Actually, llearch was post four, so you have to reset again.
Well, once more unto the brink...
Twice more to try once more... x3
Bad things come in threes... or is that Ramans?
Four diffrent flavors of ramen... Mmmm...Ramen...
Is there a hidden fifth flavor?
actually there are 6.
Is it hidden deep within the seventh level of hell, protected by demons and Cerberus?
Eighctually, it is. ;-]
This isn't the first time I've started the count-up again.
And it won't be the last.
You're always one jump ahead of me, aren't you?
He's probably two jumps and waiting for a punny opportunity. x3
You'd think the mods could give us like, three days grace on this whole game? Then again, that would kind of ruin the point of it, wouldn't it?
All's four in love and posting wars.
>:3
Indeed. More than five minutes would be overkill. ;-]
One more dawn, one more day, one day more!
Two cheers for the brave. :3
I saw three ships come sailing in...
I thought they sailed by for another day?
One for all, and all for one.
And two for tea...
everyone in this thread will start the count at least 3 times in a day. It's part of the fun.
Fourget it! Next time this game gets restarted, someone else gets to do it!
you say that now, but will you still be saying that in 5 minutes?
Seriously, I'm getting six of coming up with all of these One references... and I might be out. Well, I could have made a Neo is the One joke, but that would have been terrible. And I'm not gonna make it now.
7x in one minutes. That's how many replies I've done.
I've though of eight different replies to your last entry... unfortunately, this one was the best.
9 times. You reply almost as fast as I do.
Ten, and I hath been ninja'd. Nicely played. :3
11 bottles of (root) beer on the wall...Hic... (passes out and falls to the floor).
Ah man, that's the twelfth time this month!
it ahppens to me about 13 times a week! HIC!
Sounds more like 14. x3
ok, it's really 15 times, but I try to make it sound better.
The one thing that is so frightening is that tomorrow will be the sixth of July. Sheesh, 15 times in six days?
I'm no longer seventeen.
I haven't been for years...
I do tell the truth ONEce in a while.
See, I wasn't going to start this up again! Hah!
Oh, and 2. Nothing clever or witty here.
I like kitties.
oh, ya. 3
Fo'.
Fünf.
roku
Avatar Siete.
hachi
:mowcookie
Kyuute!
10 points for Jairus
11 rounds of root beer for everyone! *waits for yakanaj to get drunk again*
12 points for someone who gets me a Dr. Pepper instead x3
Give me 13 minutes.
Interestingly, some buildings skip the number 13 on their floor numbers and go straight from 12 to 14. Silly superstitious people.
"People on the 14th floor, you know what floor you're REALLY on! Jump out the window, you'll die EARLIER!"
15 points for the late Mitch Hedburg for that line. x3
16 minutes of guest coming into the hotel and not letting me play on the forum
While you guys are here making bad number puns, I've been out seven some teens money on their car insurance by switching to Geico!
Jim Henson firmly believed that any pun bad enough to be used once was bad enough to be used again and again. See his many repeated use of the old Kipling/kippled joke in the dance segments of The Muppet Show.
I was so sad when the muppets were cancelled. I haven't seen that show since I was 18
I was 19 when I watched my first full episode of The Muppet Show. Now I have the first three seasons on DVD.
To be fair, I didn't know anything about Monty Python until I hit about 14 or so. Ni.
I'm hopihat I can get the DVDs sometime. might not happen for 20 years though.
Yeah, well in about twenty one years they'll release the Kermit the Frog 75th Anniversary Collection: finally, for the first time since the Muppets were born, you can get all of their wacky adventures in one massive box-set for only $999.99.
Maybe I can afford it in 22 years then.
Yeah, but maybe they'll have a special: twenty episodes for the price of three!
that would be 2 perfect 4 me.
Okay, how about twenty for five? They could call it a "4 4 1 deal!" (Ooh, multipun!)
26 years in prison for that one.
My lawyer is Moira Den Gianna, and she's two good for that: she'll be seven me from such a harsh punishment, and I'll just get community service.
two eight too many things.
Wow, it's been 29 years since photos from Voyager I revealed the existence of Jupiter's rings.
I'll be 30 years old in six years.
I'll be 31 in eleven years.
you are 32 years too early to beat me at this game! Bwhahaha!
Yes, but in 33 years I'll still be younger than you, ma'am.
in 34 years Jairus will be old.
In 35 years, so will you.
Heck, in 36 years, we'll all be old!
in 37 years I'll be 17 again.
So in 38 years you'll be 18? How does that work?
the same way that in 39 years I'll be 19.
Three years ago, my dad was forty.
20 years ago, my dad was 41.
The Ultimate Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything is 42.
43. We're getting close to one of my sizes. Which one do you think it is?
44?
45. You don't know much about a girls sizes do you?
It's been about 46 months since my last date, yes.
you're really 47 and just pretending to be twenty aren't you?
48 months ago I was only eighteen.
49 months ago, I was still alive. :zombiekun2
Fifty years ago, I wasn't born yet.
51 years ago, my mom was a baby.
52 years from now, it'll be 2060.
53 years from now, I'll again be 17 for the third time.
And 54 years from now, I'll be 74 years old. Crud.
55 years from now, I better be on a private island away from the crazies.
56 years from now, I'll be one of 'em.
57 years from now, I'll have a nice padded, white room.
58 years ago, it was 1940.
59 years ago, my mom was just a twinkle in my grandfathers eye.
60 days ago, it was May.
61 days ago, I was asking James if he wanted to elope.
Really? Wow. That's cool.
Oh, and 62. It's 20 more than the Answer. And 604 less than the Number of the Beast. And 606 less than the Neighbor of the Beast
Going rapid fire now are we?
63
64. We've been working on this for a while now.
Indeed.
65.
66. I can tell.
67. Is this the only game you're going to play?
68. I dunno, depends how long I can go on this computer till I get caught.
I give you 69 seconds. Don't worry, they'll find you.
I'll put $70 on that.
71. Nothing clever here.
72. I'm just more worried about breaking the record too.
Quote from: James StarRunner on July 06, 2008, 12:05:16 AM
I'll put $70 on that.
you should make it $73 dollars and out it in our joint account.
74. But wouldn't the money come from there in the first place? :P
3/4 x 100 = 75
76... Is the number after 75.
(No way!) :o
77 times I've laught at you today
RX-78-2 was the code for the first Gundam.
79... is a number! :O
So is 80!
81. I think we broke the record somewhere back there...
82! yay! :mowcookie
83... Means we aren't at 100 yet.
84 means the same.
85 means that we're getting closer.
86. Means we're even closer than that.
87 means we're always climbing higher.
88. Only 13 more!
In '89, the Wall fell down, and I was two years old.
90's... Not as cool as the 80's in my opinion.
91. A year after I was born.
in 19 92 I was 8 years old.
In 1993 my brother was born.
In 94... Something probably happened, but I was asleep.
Sounds like what I was doing in 95.
96 bottles of rootbeer on the wall... *hic*
97!
98 >.>
99!
100 :ipod
101 Dalmations!
Never saw 102 Dalmations though...
103!
2 x 2 x 2 x 13 = 104!
105.
106. And a mod is going to kick him or herself for not stopping us sooner.
Good point. 107.
108 Dalmatians is not a real movie.
109.
2 x 5 x 11 = 110
111.
Oh, no one's been in here for a while.
FINALLY!!!!!11!!11one!
It takes two.
But there are three mods trying to stop us.
Oh, I was just referencing a song from "Into the Woods."
And 4.
Wow, rapid-firing, nice work. :3 New record to beat: 111.
But right now, 5 stars for all.
Six.
7 stars.
8 lucky charms
Nine ladies dancing.
10 lords a leaping.
eleven maids a milking
Zero.
1 moon over the thread
Two worlds (from Disney's Tarzan)
I note that you guys only really get going when I'm asleep.
Ooooooooooone!!!! >:O
You think?
Yeeeeeeeeeeeees!!!! >:O
Also, one.
Are you sure?
Not any more..
And yet, one.
We're a duo (An American Tail)
Three.
Vier
Five.
6.
Samurai 7.
i don't know any shows or works with "8" in the title, unfortunately. One will probably come to me later, though.
Deep Space Nine.
Things tend towards a state of equivalence...
THX-1138. I have no shame.
The Box have spoken, so we are back to square one.
My mistake, sorry. Actually, this is the second time I've accidentally kept going. Hm. Interesting.
Three.
Cuatro.
You should be at 6 now.
One Piece.
Two Towers.
Three days.
One small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind.
My birthday is the 2nd of September.
My parents have three dogs: two rottweiler's and a dachshund.
Zero.
And let's take it from the top once more...
Do the two-step...
One two three, one two three, one two three...
Four score...
5 Days a Stranger
One two, one two, and through and through - the vorpal sword went snicker-snack.
He left it dead, and with it's head, he went galumphing back.
The mods do know that's we're going to keep doing this, right?
00000001
Our courage will not be defeated!
Two.
Article 5, Section 120: ... Under no circumstances must a GGG member ever give up.
00000011
Can we put that to the test?
Well, it'd probably be a bad idea to actively try to piss off a mod. However, those are the rules of the game...
With courage, one percent becomes one hundred percent!
Courage unites us!
2.
I thought it was interesting that GaoGaiGar only had three transforming combination mecha, while Genesic had five.
Courage propels us!
4.
And of course the five replacement mecha were suitably awesome... my favorite part of Genesic GaoGaiGar's combination sequence was when Spiral and Straight collapsed into a more leg-like configuration.
00000101
Courage directs us!
6.
Then there are the six support robots that were capable of combining into three super robots... Sheesh, the girl robots never did much did they?
00000110
Courage empowers us!
8.
I can't think of anything GaoGaiGar related that includes the number 9.
00001001
How about the number of letters in the word GaoGaiGar? >:3
Courage.. It's our everything, man!.
10.
If only I could find an 11-letter word to reference...
Guy! Believe in your courage!..
12.
Courage... it's what's for dinner! *okay, so they never said it... but Guy might have... actually, I can imagine him standing in a suitable heroic pose roaring that at the top of his lungs*
00001101
Now... I will show you.. THE TRUE MEANING OF COURAGE.. (should be growled in a most menacing manner)
14.
Fifteen men on a dead man's chest?
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! Drink and the devil had done to the rest! Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
First reprise!
... Shot down, in a blaze of glory...
I'm hit! I'm hit! No, I've only got one life left!
Well, now that really sucks for you.
Wait, during that last round I managed to grab one extra life!
More power 2 you!
Completely.
Shoot. I'm dead. Oh well, guess I'll have to start over from Level 1.
I am already on Level 2.
I like to take things nice and slow (ie: I'm a level grinder)... I'm replaying level 1 for the third time.
And now a fourth :)
Hey, five more times and I can afford the nuclear missile launcher upgrade!
Nuclear Launch Detected. And thus 6 buildings were destroyed...
I must construct additional pylons! Devoting seven probes to construct additional pylons!
Is it me, or is this thread being gr8tly overrun with anime/videogame references?
Careful: I've got nine cloaked Wraiths headed your way.
Seems like it. While we're at it, here's 10 potions, the party's low on health. x3
Ah man! One of my Marines got killed: now I've only got 11 in my squad! Hold position until the replacement arrives!
Replacement has arrived. ;-]
No! A Protoss Templar took him over and ordered him to kill everyone! The squad's down to one barely-alive Marine!
Don't fear, my friend! The reinforcements are here! In form of two Goliaths.. :paranoid
Good! I've also sent three Firebats over... you never know what you'll have to kill with fire...
Four of everything.
One ring to rule them all.
The Two Towers... but funnily enough aren't there three important towers in that book?
Sure, but there's only two twin towers.
There is only one Queen of the Swarm! All hail Kerrigan!
1 fish, 2 fish...
Red fish, blue fish?
1.
oh one oh one oh one oh one.
There can be only one.
There should have been only one! Why did they make a second one?
Same reason they made a third?
Ah, the executives could think of only one thing: money. Jerks.
And it seems the box is on two much, eh?
The best time to attack is at night, when The Box has retreated to its den for protection from the predators that emerge during the evening cool-down.
Oh, and 00000011
Yes. After I'm asleep is an excellent time to attempt to post like maniacs.
At least, as long as no other mods pay any attention.
I forgot to mention that mods never move alone, and always at least two move as one to hide their numbers.
Always there are two - an apprentice and a master?
Yes, but since the Sith Order was wiped out by Anakin, the Rule of Two was replaced by the Rule of One: There is only the One Sith Order.
Ah, is that what it was?
Of course, during the Prequel movies Palpatine did seem to find himself the one and only "official" Sith Lord, didn't he?
Two of me, two of thee, two of ye, two of three...
...boredom. x3
Zero.
00000001
00000000
00000010-00000001=00000001
Nope, it equals zero.
No, 00000001-00000001=00000000. I did "2 minus 1 equals 1." Sheesh, I just learned how to count in binary today! I'm trying to practice!
2 must sleep now
Zero awake.
one more thing to keep me awake
00000001+00000001=00000010
or
1+1=2
Counting in binary is fun!
Cygnus X-1 book 3
A Trilogy in Four Parts (The Inheritance Trilogy)
And... 00000100
Zero.
Neo.
Reloaded!
I mean, 2.
Revolutions! (3)
Round and round and round?
Where do we stop? Oh... number 1.
Yes, about there.
Actually, 1 is the place to begin.
twice the fun
3 for all
four sword style
Five finger discount?
llearch n'n'daCorna : one box. a box in detention.
Two little players, under my thumb. Mwahahahaha.
Hehehehehehe
One more time!
2 be sure!
The Phoenix Oracle says, "There are but three paths one can take through life." Unfortunately, she forgot to clarify what they were.
Well, just pick a path and four-ge onwards...
"Oh five warriors set out on that day,
from Camelot's halls unto the great fray.
With but swords and wits and an old pork pie,
To make some other poor twits up and die."
Reset.
When battle was done, only one stood alone.
His companions fallen, now dead and gone.
He leaned up against an old tree's hard trunk
And then knew that war was a load of bunk.
Two snerks at two poems. x3
Poems are actually kind of fun for me,
So here I'll now make poem number three.
I can't think of anything funny now.
So instead let me say just one word: cow.
Users having fun
Moderators interrupt
Game begins again.
And now it's haiku.
So I just have to make one?
Okay, I'm done now.
Ah, haiku slamming
A favorite pasttime of mine
But not today. 2.
Ozy and Millie
Are the ones who taught me this.
Oh, and 3. Sorry.
Completely funny
Iambic Pentameter
I wish I could slam.
4.
The Sword and the Swordsman are one
They strike without fail
The Evil is cleaved.
5
x3
That's not a haiku
Syllables of five, seven
And five again, now.
6.
Yeah, that's not a haiku. That's a mantra. >:3
7.
Not counting Jyrras
There are eight other people
In his family.
While we are doing Haikus,
One would think that you are a muse.
Though this is not one,
It still is great fun,
And Ren's mantra can easily confuse.
Wow that last line didn't work right...
9.
This poetry must be stopped, no matter the cost.
Also, ten.
Eleven. In prose.
But limericks are fun...
12.
The number 13:
Why is it so unlucky?
I like this number.
The limerick's an art form complex
whose contents run chiefly to sex
It's famous for virgins
and masculine urgins
And vulgar erotic effects.
There once was a man
From Nantucket, who sucked at
Writing limericks.
There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who kept all his cash in a bucket
His daughter, named Nan
Ran away with a man
And as for the bucket? Nan tuck it.
Quoted from Wikipedia...
The limerick packs laughs anatomical
In space that is quite economical,
But the good ones I've seen
So seldom are clean,
And the clean ones so seldom are comical.
I cannot rhyme and I must count. Aye, there's the rub.
2.
I've spent three minutes
Writing a reply to Box.
Limericks are hard.
Reset.
Reload.
One.
There once was a poster called Jairus,
Whose skill with the poem we'll address:
His technique was lame,
His word choice the same,
While on his haiku he'd obsess.
Sheesh, that was my second version of this damn thing. And I wanted to use it to respond first-thing after the reset. Oh well.
Argh.. Why can't I come up with something like that?..
Three.
Bec4use it's hard to figure out words that fit in the rhyme scheme.
That's why the last line of mine sucked so bad.
It's funny, poems
Are either really easy
Or really hard for
Me to do. I mean,
Here's a two-part haiku, which
Is just stupid. Five.
Well, good luck to you. You get another chance to do it all again.
There once was a man from Calais,
Who dreamt of owning a chalet.
However for him,
His prospects were thin
Since he worked until five as a valet.
i don't rhyme...
2
Half of the joy of
Haiku is that they don't have
To rhyme at all. Three.
4. Don't feel like being a poet now. :rolleyes
I can understand.
However, I seem to be
Stuck after five. Help!
To help you is just problematical
For we mods are indefatigable
When anyone posts
We must track those
and slap down those incompatible.
Wow, you're better at limericks than me.
The one's I've done I think number three.
But here's new number one!
And now back to the fun,
Before ol' llearch hands down a decree.
Hm, making it even isn't too hard, but getting the right number of steps in is...
A decree's a hard thing to stand
more trouble than most one-man-bands
but if you insist
I will use my big fist
and beat down all of you at hand-to-hand.
;-]
Once more I take my hands to keys,
To write a poem meant to please
A limerick's hard,
While I am no Bard,
But I'll stay with this game's reprise.
twice upon a midnight dreary while pondered weak and weary over many a passage of forgotten lore.
Good gods above it's now half past one
And still this poem is not yet done.
I'm wracking my brain:
These things are my bane!
I can't think of a number three pun!
There's the old standby...
A young man from Timbuktoo
Whose limericks stopped at line two.
There was a lady from Verdun.
... And I'm still trying to find the one by a guy called Nero...
Ehh, Nero was a pretty cool guy, set Rome on fire and didn't afraid of anything.
Also, one.
Two...... just two.
Three. For Justice!
4 great justice!
Five for Greater Good!
6 .... uhhh... ummm..... 6!
Seven.
Eight
and nine for the thirsty fly
and ten for the one who drinks till I die!
And we're back to square 1.
Which is sort of round. And round.
Eine mehr zeit! (One more time!)
two much fun to stop
Why is three a crowd? Why not four?
... because four is for me.
Why do you do it to us, you heartless villain?! 'A'
Also, one.
There are two legends told of the Keyblade wielder...
But there are three keyblade wielders.
And a maximum of a team of four on each world, but you can only use three at a time...
More than five types of heartless...
...didn't wanna break the pattern. x3
And Sora's got six extra forms...
Valor, Wisdom, Master, Final, Anti, and now Limit.
7 types of Nobody? I think...
Hm... Fire, Ice, Gravity, Stop, Thunder, Aero, Magnet, Reflect... eight different spells Sora uses? What am I forgetting?
Cure would be a ninth.
Ah, that's the one I forgot! I must have used that spell about ten times more than I used any other spell.
Incidentally, did anyone else find Luxord (aka #10) to be the easiest of the Organization boss battles?
Yeah, but I had about 11 gambler nobodies trying to kill me while I was trying to kill him.
Yeah, that would complicate things. But Sephiroth must have kicked my butt twelve times the first time I tried to fight him before I finally got the rhythm of the fight down.
Playing as Organization member XIII is fun.
I'm really curious as the the identity of the Organization's 14th member. I may have to buy a DS just to find out. I'm already going to buy a PSP for Birth by Sleep.
In the Birth by Sleep trailer, there are definitely more than fifteen keyblades...
This would be the 16th KH reference, except that I don't know enough about Kingdom Hearts...
There are 17 worlds in KHII.
I can't think of a reference for the number 18, so instead I'll quote Sora instead:
"That's really getting old!"
No, 18 is not old.
You are the one who will open the door to the light...
I have no idea 2 what you refer...
two busters. on on each hand
three special weapons
Fourk over all your cash!
A five-figure sum?
Hurry up before I deep-six you!
I'll be seven my money, thanks.
You eightn't got time to be seven your money!
nige nine more days to play
Don't think that I've forgotten about you, e-voyager!
Eleven
Y'all've got 'til the count of twelve to get your wallets on the ground and your hands against the wall!
Ok, ok.
I'll just dig it out for you, ok?
See! We've already got one person who's on the ball!
Great! Now we just need two more or so..
I'm gonna give all of ya' to the count of three...
3
Look, we've got about four or five entries before the mods show up, so let's see those hands!
5
Eh, I'm bored with robbing everyone. 6.
Actually, now we're at 8. Techmaster posted a duplicate 3.
Then I'll post a genuine 9.
Here's a grade A+ "10!"
eleven heaven
(sorry abut the duplicate)
12
No worries!
Lucky 13!
Fourteen is next, isn't it?
Nope, next in the sequence is one.
Nuts. I'll never figure out this game.
It's the darndest thing, but every single time you join up we have to start over. Hm, very weird. But don't worry, you'll get it one of these days!
One of these.
... things is not like the other, one of these things just doesn't belong here!
It's up 2 you to tell which it is...
Three times the action, Three times the power, THREE TIMES THE FUN!
four time for more
We need a Five Person Band if we're going to save the world!
Why not a six man band?
Because a seven piece suit is expensive?
Because eight is too many characters to keep track of for American audiences?
Nein! Nein!
(You're aware I'm a mod, right?)
It was a "Stop! Hammertime.", my friend. One.
Can't touch this twice!
Yes, llearch n'n'daCorna, I am aware that you are a mod. All too aware...
00000011
Are we doing Binary now?
00000100
I did binary for a while. I just learned how like two days ago, so I've been practicing.
00000101
Show me. 6.
00000111
00001000
If binary does go too long though it might be hard for some to tell where the heck we are. x3
9.
I can resolve that for you...
1
00000010
3, i wish i knew binary
It's really not that hard. Everything is a one or a zero. 1 is 00000001. 2 is 00000010. 3 is 00000011. And so on and so forth.
00000100
so 5 would be 00000101
Exactly. And 6 is 00000110
seven or 0000-0111
00001000
00000001 = 1
Reset.
One for the money
Two for the show...
Three to get ready...
And four to go!
...
*looks around for llearch*
...
Wow, that should have been his line. I feel weird now.
Never mind. Let's just enjoy it while it lasts.
Five.
Good idea! Six! Sechs! Siete! 00000110!
00000111
00001000
Quote from: Jairus on July 08, 2008, 11:48:58 PM
Good idea! Six! Sechs! Siete! 00000110!
If I may be a nitpicker, "siete" is "seven" in Spanish..."seis" is six. Unless it's another language you're getting that from. x3
Also, 9.
I am contributing to this horrible attempt at building a sand castle.
10.
00001011
And I don't speak Spanish, Aisha deCabre: I just pulled what sounded right out of some disused corner of my skull.
I know, I know...sorry, sometimes I just can't help it. ^^;
12.
His wanton lust for anarchy acts as a universal language that we can all understand.
13.
00001111
Wanton lust for anarchy? I have no idea what you're talking about, SweepTheLeg. :mwaha
That's alright, I wouldn't expect much more out of a 15 year old.
Ouch, back to the age puns again?
I was born in 1987. I haven't even been sixteen for nearly five years now.
I don't care what people sing, when I was seventeen, it was a very bad year.
By the time I was eighteen, I'd already had two car accidents, the second of which totaled the car.
I've got nothing nice to say about people who are nineteen.
Good news then: I'm twenty!
If you can't go out and buy me beer at midnight, I don't care how old you are. Come back when you're twenty-one.
The scary thing is that I won't even be 22 until I'm a grad student.
The true scary thing is feeling old as a twenty-three year old.
Yeah, sometimes I feel like I could go 24 hours a day, and then I realize that that isn't gonna last forever.
Nothing is forever. Heck, seems like just yesterday twenty-five cents got you so much more.
And twenty-six cents bought you a stamp...
I can remember when gas was $2.17 a gallon. It's $4.39 where I am. I am so glad that my little car can get 25 miles to the gallon, or my once-weekly two-hundred mile round-trip would really be squeezing me dry.
Twenty-seven miles per gallon seems acceptable by today's standards.
My car is 1984 BMW. I wish I could get a consistent 28 miles to the gallon.
Last I checked, there were twenty-nine available cars in the lot of my Toyota Matrix dealer. They get much better MPG.
My Grandma promised to buy me a new car, and I'm already looking for something that NEVER goes below 30.
Thirty-one maids a milkin'
Sorry, what?
Nothing wrong with that.
I have to confess, I've got this weird liking for the number 32, mainly because it comes from this sequence: 1, 2, 4, 8, 16, 32, 64... I've always liked numbers like that for some reason.
Whatever, 33 is superior for having two of the same numbers. I bet there's a real fancy word for that. Like palindrome.
34. we're up for more
35. Game's alive!
36. the comic's a hit.
37. Straight to heaven.
38. lets have a date.
39. That sounds fine.
40. Orange.
forty-one it's never done
42: The Answer, true!
43. peaceful like a tree.
Fourty-four. I detest these rhyming games.
45. We're playing live!
46 yo
47.where the Levin?
48. It got ate.
49. It's just fine
50 . . . can't find a ryme
50. It's so nifty!
51. It's in the sun.
52 it's not blue
53 wood man was a tree
54. That was poor.
55 what a dive
56. We're in the styx.
Fifty-seven. This is my united states of whatever.
56 pick up some sticks ( of TNT ofcourse)
58 lay them straite
59, out of time!
60. Very boxy.
61 that's fun
62, yes that's true.
63, climb a tree
64. Open a door.
65 still alive
66 lay the sticks
Sixty-seven. This must be as far as you plebeians have ever reached.
68, it feels great!
Didn't we hit like 112 a few days ago?
69 what's a plebeian?
70. time to reflect
You wont be able to get to level 71 in WoW until the expansion.
72, I don't play WoW.
73 still, what's a plebeian?
74 check the door
75 I can't drive
Seventy-six plebeians walked into a forum.
77 seconds later they were all banned.
78 keep the threads straight
79 and I still can't figure out what a plebeian is, even though it's been mentioned in MMZXA before, I believe
80 posts will go by, and you still wont google the damn plebeian word.
81 and I haven't figured out what the heck is this "google" that comes up now and again.
82. where is your shoe?
83 in a tree
84. In a desire to appear less "plebeian" to SweepTheLeg, I'm going to slowly back off of this thread.
85 I yahoo'd google and it's the exact same thing as yahoo. Go figure.
86 the stupid crap, son. Or do you not know that term either?
86. where did the candles get their wicks?
87 time for more heaven
88 what's this internet I've been hearing about, also?
Eighty-nine thousand years ago, Al Gore created the internet from some twigs and a spare tire.
90 seconds and I relize I don't know who Al Gore is.
91 more people then i know in real life.
Nineteen ninety-two was the year, Al-Gore was fighting commies in space. He risked his life for you guys, and yet no one has any idea who he is. Sad.
1993 is by birft year, or my year of my birth
1994 the year Vampire_pink was born
Ninety-five posts and still no moderators. You guys are lucky I am confined to this hellish space!
1996 was my sis' birthday year.
1997 time is a train that keeps on coming
98.
now we're going to party like it's 1999
2000! No, err, I got confused.
100, yah . . .
101 Dalmatians porn? Oh, you wacky internet.
Quote from: SweepTheLeg on July 09, 2008, 02:36:40 AM
101 Dalmatians porn? Oh, you wacky internet.
Incomprehensible . . .
102
103 episodes of Dragon Ball Z until they get off of Namek.
104.
105 still alive
106.
107 work is at eleven
108! Nice to see you haven't given up on this sand castle.
Reset.
Ooooooooooone!!!!! >:O
Twooooooooooooo!!!!!!
Threeeeeeeeeeee!!! >:O
Foooooouuuuuuuurrrrrrrr!!!!!!
No shouting.
1 is a fine number to start counting, but why not some other lesser-known numbers?
II
III
IV
V
MCMXCLXXV
One voice, singing in the darkness... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT5E7LMu2ks)
Two reasons to try again...don't know either of them. xP
Edit: Just FYI, plebeians are what they called the common or middle/lower society of ancient Rome, whereas the patricians are the upper-class, the elite aristocracy. World History class FTW. :3
Three.
And thank you for that, Aisha.
Four
And no problem ^^
That makes me feel 5O much better about myself...
Leet speak is so passe.
0|\|3.
Two rocks.
Uno.
*smacks the cards out of mowser's hands*
Dos
Three.
vier
Five
Six.
Seven.
Un.
two
:3 3 >:3
4.
55555
5
5555
5
5
5555
6
6
666
6 6
66
Doing seven in ASCII is too hard.
Heh, best not to always follow the crowd. x3
7.
Nein! Nein!
Obi-One Kenobi
00000010
3 become super e
Four n' twenty blackbirds...
five to keep the tread alive
6 pies of many good flavors for those who do. x3
7 wreathes of gold
The Eight-fold Path.
One bites the dust and another is born...
Twins!
No kids for joo.
one broken heart
Zero people that care.
one sour dark day
Zero complaints.
Actually, one complaint.
seconded by two others
I third that comment.
The motion is four-mally carried.
Five days remanded in custody.
Oh, and you can't second (or third) your own complaint. Motion denied.
One attempt to sneak in past Darkmoon and llearch..
Two amused glances.
One scared mouse.
Two.... something something.... *mumble*
Two sticky wickets?
Three troublesome trucks.
:zombiekun2
:U :U
:boogie :boogie :boogie
:locked :locked :locked :locked
There can only be one!
But instead there are two. :3
Three is company.
Isn't that a crowd?
Four is just awkward.
One more restart!
Two posts stickin' it to the man.
How many does that make?
One.
Nuh uh. It makes two.
You mean it doesn't make three? Oh well...
Well it could mean that. FOUR-warned though, it could also mean more.
It'll make 5 soon enough...
If it's 6-cessful, that would be a good thing.
Speaking of good things, here comes lucky number 7.
That's a gr8 thing!
Lucky number 9...
Lucky Number 10.
Unlucky number eleven. ;-]
One more time!
Another one?
Yes, another one.
Two please.
3. Please Sir, can I have some more?
Nevah.
One day, our wrath shall be complete! Beware, o mods!
beware of what?
Beware of ONE mildly pissed-off kid running a hitman RP, that's what.
Maybe you'll get two people to help in your revenge!
3?
4. Better odds. x3
5. We do still need more, though. The more, the merrier!
Quite. And I've barely seen any active mods. << >>
6.
7 is a lucky number.
Not lucky enough.
1 more time
Why not twice?
Or three times.
Did you want me to fource out an answer?
:zombiekun2 :zombiekun2 :zombiekun2
See that? There's only one zombie in Darkmoon's post.
Doesn't look like it to me...
That's one unfair edit.
Llearch probably would do it twice if he wanted to.
Three times the charm. *grin*
one playful box
The Mods are gone! 2!
Quick! Get in the 3! :U
What four?
To make one more start, of course.
Because we need 2.
3-dom!
Go 4 it!
%
6% of the way?
!
Ah, clever idea. x3
@
£ or #, depending on your keyboard layout. ;-]
A
O
)))))))!
Having some problems with your keyboard, there, VSMIT?
10-9= 1
Actually, no.
)))))))!
don't get it.
3
0
<< >>
1 to sneak in.
No sneak.
On American keyboards, it's binary, but with the shift key held down.
)))))))! = 00000001
Yeah... no one cares.
Yakanaj did.
1.
Two.
Three.
4
Five
6.
Wait. Techmaster didn't call out quad damage. There's something wrong here.
Sevyn
Ate.
Nein
Teen.
E-levin.
12
Tirteen.
Fa-Teen.
5-teen
Quote from: VSMIT on July 12, 2008, 01:41:45 AM
Wait. Techmaster didn't call out quad damage. There's something wrong here.
That's because I was biding my time...waiting for the right one...
and now I have it!QUADRUPLE QUAD DAMAGE!!!!I am INVINCIBLE!
(about not calling quad damage the first time, in all honesty? I totally forgot, and it was sort of dead anyway xD But now? I'll make sure to keep going with it ;))
17, one year away from smoking age.
18. Big deal. :P
19, my age on july 21 :3
20. legal where I am, too bad I don't drink...
21. Legal to drink in the US.
22 my middle sisters next age
23.
Quad Damage times six!
25.
26
27.
28
29
30
:mwaha
One.
Two
Three.
Quad Damage :3
Quad plus one. x3
Quad minus four.
Hmmm. I just had an apostrophe. (Guess the movie!)
I don't know what is in the rules, but I figure this is worth a shot. If not, just go normally, but if so...Count backwards!
100!
Zero. ;-]
Well, that 1 was fast.
I think the rules just say count forwards. Otherwise you're just climbing down and being stopped. x3
2.
You're getting stopped anwyay.
1.
And stopped.
1.
... and stopped. ;-]
1
2
3
four. four faces to a box
Five.
six sticks
Zero.
1.
Uhhhh two.
(Is 17 still the highest we've gotten to? :o)
3 three more games
Quote from: Eibbor_N on July 13, 2008, 03:57:53 AM
(Is 17 still the highest we've gotten to? :o)
No, you've got as far as one hundred and something.
Quote from: e_voyager on July 13, 2008, 01:17:21 AM
four. four faces to a box
Incidentally, a box has six faces.
One correction.
it should has said four sides to a box as the box has top and a bottom but only four sides. in your case a bottom and open top and four sides with only one face.
Sadly, incorrect.
One, any cuboid box has eight sides; left, right, front, back, top, bottom, in, and out.
Two, anyone can tell you I'm a two-faced liar; in which case, there are 16.
And I suppose 2 + 2 = fish in your presence. :3
1.
Also, the record is 111.
2
3
4.
5
0
1
Quote from: Aisha deCabre on July 13, 2008, 11:15:32 AM
And I suppose 2 + 2 = fish in your presence. :3
Only when the bathtub is full of brightly coloured machine tools.
But only one bathtub, right?
With llearch, it could be one big enough for two.
But not three.
Y'all are asking four it. :rolleyes
It's five and we're still alive.
But only for large values of two. And small values of five.
But what happens as x approaches 1?
y > -1
1.
2
3. No fancy-shmancy math, just 3. :3
0
I got one thing to say to the man...
Two's a crowd? :B
I was going to say three times that it takes two of them to keep up with us.
Zero.
1 atomic wedgie for the mod unknown
0
1.
2.
3.
1.
2.
Four.
Three.
Oh, uh... Three.
And forumites pounce...
Okay, 1 does.
2... 5...
1.
two
Thu-ree.
*swings golf club*
FORE!
Wun.
2
Thrrree. (chomps the tootsie pop)
*snerk* Four.
Five!
FAIV!
Dammit, box!
1.
Damn what?
You sniped me.
1.
He snipes us all...word of caution. <.<
2.
Which is why I'm moving as fast as I can, and as erratically as I can.
3.
Erratic movements attract the eye, VSMIT.
Unless they're so erratic, they look like they follow a logical pattern.
1.
Maybe you could try accessing Ninja speed. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ln5Bqv45uKI) :3
2.
Somehow, I don't think that will work.
:3.
Of course not. Any movement captures the eye; it's the way the human brain is wired.
Not to mention most other mammal brains; particularly the predators.
S...O...,... I...F... I... M...O...V...E... S...L...O...W...L...Y... E...N...O...U...G...H...,... Y...O...U... W...O...N...'...T... B...E... A...B...L...E... T...O... S...E...E... M...E...?...
1...
Your avatar negates the efforts. ;-]
Dangit.
1.
2 begin again
3.
IV
How do I do roman numerals for zero... oh yeah:
I believe there was once a debate on whether zero should even be considered a real number. If there's nothing there, how can you count? x3 Personally I don't care, I never liked math.
I.
II
III.
IV (what should have been the last rocky movie)
V.
VI (the last star trek movie with captain kirk)
VII deadly sins?
So, back to square 1 again.
seriously, you guys need something small and quick to help you with that counting. Like say.. a mouse. 2.
3.
I don't think anything could get past the box and the vampire.
4.
Likely not, but that shouldn't stop our heroes.
5.
And when last we left them...
6.
Meanwhile.. back at the castle.
7.
The heroes were chased by a zombie.
8.
Will they escape? We can only hope.
9.
Well, that all depends on how fast the zombie is. And if it didn't have the annoying ability to teleport.
10.
Most zombies are slow aren't they? Though that teleporting thing would be a complication. :S
11.
Some zombies can actually move quite quickly if they want to. The ones in CVRPG are just different from everything else.
12.
What? They can? That's the first I've heard of this.
13.
Depends on your interpretation of zombie. For example, once the zombies in Night of the Living Dead got close to their prey, they were pretty darn quick. And if you count 28 Days Later as a zombie movie (I'm on the fence about it) they were pretty fast too.
14
Hmm, I suppose you're right. Guess I'm just used to my zombies shambling along in a traditional manner. Everyone is in such a rush these days.. Even the zombies!
Lie back and think of England.
Personally I for ONE would rather think of Canada.
The creatures in 28 Days Later were not zombies. Zombies cannot die of starvation. They're already dead.
The zombies in Night of the Living Dead were focused, not quick. If they had something to focus on, they'd move faster, yes, but they wouldn't run or (in the case of stupid recent "zombie" movies) do cool acrobatics.
Points to VSMIT for referencing CVRPG, but sadly I have to take the points back for saying zombies can "want".
That pleaves you back at 0.
There's always Shaun of the Dead to reference another 'one' of those zombie movies. Those guys took their time.
So... what would you reference for number two?
Given some of our previous conversations; I for ONE would not want to reference anything with number two.
So I guess we'll just say number two. x3
Right then. I guess this means we safely move on to 3.
And 4.
And 5.
And a 6.
And a 7.
And an 8.
And we can't forget 9!
But we can forget 10.
Can we forget 11 too?
I wouldn't. 12 will get lonely.
But it still has 13.
Yeah, but 13's too busy supporting 14.
What about 15, though?
WHAT ABOUT 15?!
16
17.
18
19 much?
twenty something
21
22!
23.
24.
:kirby
Psh.
1.
two
Three.
4 four
Hi Five!
six
Zeben.
Cero.
Back to the square known as one.
At least it's not two bad.
Zeroed.
Ahhhh! The cursed one!
Indeed.
Back to one.
Continuing to two.
Mowser! You changed your avatar!
:-( I liked the other one.
I can change it back to the other one.
This one is nice two, though...
It took me three attempts to cut it to that shape with the crappy selection tool I was using... or was it more?
You don't use a selection tool four that!
Zero.
Paint's selection tool was the only one I had. I'm at work right now so my graphics options were limited... unless I were to get in good with the graphics guys.. but I don't think they'd support me on this.
I wish I could see what people are talking about. But, the text above my avatar explains it.
2.
3
Changed accounts to tinypic so you might be able to see them.
4.
5 days since my accident and I'm already (aside from a bunch of still healing cuts) back to 100%
What happened?
6.
7
Going 50 Km/h rounding a corner on my motorcycle, hit a patch of loose gravel/sand in a small pot hole.. front jerked the wrong way, bike leaned too far into the turn... I was drug across the pavement until I hit the curb on the other side and was then left there by three passing by cars. The 4th and 5th people by stopped and helped me though.
Ouch. My dad had something like that happen, except that his pants got caught in the chain as well. Cut him up pretty bad.
8.
Yet another reason to love a shaft driven bike. Oh.. engine guards are your friend.. that's the reason I'm able to walk right now.. they stopped my leg from being trapped between the bike and the pavement.
9
Well, this happened back when he was in his twenties. So it was a while ago.
10.
If only these darn things weren't so much fun, I'd likely be living a much cheaper and safer life. Ah well, that'd be boring.
11
My mom won't let my get one. Says it's too dangerous.
12.
Eh, it's probably more convenient to get a car anyway.
13.
14
15
16
My wife used to own an 800cc bike.
17.
One more restart.
Quote from: Mowser on July 16, 2008, 11:14:48 AM
3
Changed accounts to tinypic so you might be able to see them.
Thanks. ^^ And on that note it looks quite cute. x3
And now, a double-shot.
Three.
Aisha: No prob. The one with the editing is the first one in the bottom. The original is back in my avatar spot and the licky face was put in because I just love that thing.
Though on the threat of bringing the 'man' down on me: Do you or her remember what make/model it was llearch? I'm fairly new to this stuff so I'm always interested in hearing the experiences of others.
4 in the morning somewhere....
High 5!
6 and no mod in sight... :paranoid
Lucky 7.
This makes 8.
NEIN! Er, I mean, NINE! xP
Ten.
11
woot 12
Thirteen.
14
15.
Sweet 16.
*licks* Hmm.. not as sweet as I had hoped.
*Tries 17*
18. We're legal now.
19.
20. we can almost drink now...
21. Now we can.
22. And people keep at it until they collapse. x3
23, this must be close to a record or something
24. Not even close, dude. xP
Give it another 100.
25.
Not close enough.
You're saying we got up to 130 or something before the box shut us down? That's insane....
Oh yeah, 26
gods... why...
back to alpha
Beta?
And it was 111, I believe.
3
Dude, you shoulda get up the greek thing. Hmm... guess I'll go with the Yahtzee reference and say MGS 4, DMC 4, Resident Evil 4, Grand Theft Auto 4.
I don't, but I can go ask her.
She says it was a Suzuki Intruder 800. Went nicely with her red convertible...
I'm... confused... and were back to one again...
It's answering something Mowser asked the Box a page ago.
2.
3
Me likey the bikes.
FOUR THE HORDE!
Quote from: Mowser on July 16, 2008, 05:09:35 PM
Me likey the bikes.
So does my wife. She's got a Gilera Cougar, now - only 125, but looks and sounds like a real bike, so she's happy with tootling to and from work on it...
It's not the engine that makes the bike. It's the one riding it.
No riders. It's a parking lot.
But we're not in one...
Those are what I did my practicing in! Two!
Oh? I was trained in the lower fields.
3
14 excellent
Boooooo.
1 "dancers with wolves "
2 "Lost City of Faar."
3 (the crow city of angles)
4 "Lead Sails Paper Anchor"
0, Down and Out in Beverly Hills
1 more time that I've finished all of my days scheduled work before 5pm. :(
We've got 2 be faster at this thing... xP
That will take 3 or more posters.
And no mods.
Yeah, not even 1. Not even if he was devilishly cool.
More than two, I would think.
3 sir!
Four thou shalt not count.
Five is right out
6 ... but I'm not going to pick up a crucifix.
Then just go to heaven with 7. x3
8 ... are we rhyming until it's late?
9 no, but that's fine.
You know, I think you guys need to be still faster.
We were really fast when we got to 1 eleven.
Maybe just post more often?
2.
That would work. Maybe three times.
Only double posting is discouraged. Triple is right out. Four is just crazy.
Well, it's still polite to wait for others to post, at least three more for me. :3
But that's not the number now. 5.
Well.. I guess that makes you more polite than me.
This makes 6.
Seven is the number.
I 8 it.
NEIN!
10. I like 10. 10 is a commanding number. It just sound official doesn't it?
Not as official as 11.
12 feels more reliable than 11, somehow. 11 seems fun, but 12 is a nice, solid number.
Well, 13 is prime...
I suppose 14 is ok.
15. Quarter of an hour, good number.
16. 2 x 2 x 2 x 2. I like that.
17. Another prime.
18. Three sixes.
19. Prime number again.
20. Why can't I get any cool prime numbers?
21. Because you're not cool.
22. Yeah, but pointing that out makes you not cool.
23, yes finally! Prime and a personal favorite.
24. Cool number, dull show.
25. Perfect square.
26. Not a perfect square, but 10 less than one!
27. Perfect cube.
28. 20 more than a perfect cube.
29... ech, I got nothing.
30... um, two less than 32?
31. Very uneven. xP
32. 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2. I don't know what the term is, but it's beautiful.
33
34
35
36. Another perfect square.
Denied.
(glares for the ninja'd post)
1.
Bwahahaha
n^0
....Um. 2?
9^(1/2)
3^1=3
625^(1/4)
0/0=0
Hm. Time to get dangerous...
1 fully locked and loaded submachine gun.
*smacked down*
Once more! With feeling!
(sings) Two-niiiiiight, two-niiight, the posters show their miiiight, two-night we shall all out-count the mooooddddds!
Let us hope so. x3
Three-dom!
Four victory!
Our cause shall be refived!
So... who is Jairus feeling, then? And is he legal?
It's an expression. Of course, you're teasing me right now, so I'm just gonna say 1 and get on with my life, Boxy.
Can I tease you 2?
C3rtainly.
Excellent. I've been waiting 4 this. Jai-jai.
Spell it right, Mowsey. The only reason you can tease me is because I declare the game's new theme to be the "Tease Jai-Jai" theme. Have fun all.
Oh, and 5.
Intruders! Six the dogs on them!
...I know, I can never come up with something witty for 6. x3
Seventually you will. ;-]
I liked all of the ^0 and ^1 stuff.
I am but one man.
But with two personalities.
3 more days to run amok
Four what, though?
For one blaze of glory.
(resists the urge to sing a Rent song)
If you're going out, don't take me with you two...
3 "Charlie"
All for naught.
Curse you mods. All and one.
Better make that two.
3
four and we'll be knocking on heavens door
If there were 5 after us, I'd have quit this thing long ago.
six ways till Sunday
boodoodoodoo... blip.
1 mods contest.
*sneaks in, puts up a 2, sneaks out again*
*drops a 3 on his way out*
*Says four just as he leaves.*
Stands boldly and yells out "Five."
timidly replies 6
seven
zeroed.
Back to 1.
2.
3 more threads
4.
5
6
Se7en.
8
Sorry, Ghost, your post counts as 1, not 8.
2.
Ah.. 3. My old friend. Good to see you again 3. I hope you've been.. well.
Friends 4 ever. xP
No never.
Not even 1 chance of it?
Nope.
That's one thing I just can't bear to hear.
2 unfair, yeah. <<
3
It's not my fault D is so nasty...
I for one, have to agree.
Make that two... << >>
Three's a crowd, but here I am. Ha. :P
Not quite a crowd. We need 4. >>
For what?
...Sorry, just defeated the purpose. :P
1.
twice as nice
Three just to try...
four i'm outthe door
Five, keep it alive...
6 so I can get my fix.
(sings) Seven, I'm in seven....
8
Yes, finally. x3
9.
10
Beautiful 11.
Beautifuler 12
...I can't believe the spellcheck doesn't get you on that one. oO
Lucky thirteen.
meepone
x3 2.
Denied.
one
two
(can I say that on here?) trois
If you mean your post, numbers can be said however you like, so long as it's the order of the count. x3
Quatro.
Funf.
six
Denied.
EINS!
2
Actually I was talking about a common phrase ending in the word "trouis."
sorry but i don't know how to spell two in French but i can spell 4 in Spanish cuatro
Five.
Sechs
cause germans six seounds like something else. >:3
Can someone please be seven me from the horrible bilingual puns?
Acht
Neun,
I mean Nein, Nein! :b
Of course you can say ménage a trois.
one.
Ooo, nice avatar, Aiyno.
Ooooooone!!!
Twooooooo!!
Cool. Best to stray on the pg side if unsure, I think. Three.
four?
Why the question? Five flies so hiiiigh in the skyyyyy...
Six.
Seveeeen!
Eight
Niiiiiiiiine!!!!
Ten?
No ten.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! D:
Also, one.
He's been back two days and already he's sniped me.
Indeed.
Denied.
Restart. One.
Active today, aren't we, D? Two.
Three.
Fooooour Freeeedom!!! D:<
High Five!
Yes, we can do six!
And seven! :3
And eight! :B
Quote from: Pagan on July 20, 2008, 10:31:31 AM
Cool. Best to stray on the pg side if unsure, I think. Three.
Indubitably.
w-8! I'll fix it.
Good, but you'll need two-ools.
God that was bad. :rolleyes
Wait... Omega? Good to see you man.
Three.
Four-ward to victory!
Hi Five!
6 lives...
7 deaths.
German eight: acht
dutch eight: acht
Gesundheit. x3
9.
10.
Eleven.
Leave us alone!!!!!!!1!!!11!ONE!!!
Not twoo bad VSMIT...
Not 3 bad either...
Dibs on the Quad Damage :P
five alive
Dead.
one raging hulk!
only two
Our 3 main weapons are 1)fear, 2) surprise, and 3) there is no third thing.
Four-midable weapons they are, too.
Your army has been defeated.
Really? This one hadn't noticed.
Seconded.
TWO against the north is an excellent book
third times a charm
Fourward to victory!
You can take my freedom, but you can never take my five!
And my six! :B
You'll need seven swordsmen to save the town...
Eight avatar changes in one day?
*gasp*The cursed ONE! The anti-flag has come to live among us for seven years of ruin!
two stout hearts into the heat of battle
Three swords sworn to uphold justice.
Four the horde.
Five the empress? :B
Six-gun.
One. One last avatar change.
one more boxy pun
Why are you two so serious?
I want to show the three of you a magic trick.
Anybody got a pencil?
I do. *gives* Show 4 of us. :3
I'm glad to see that I'm person number 5 in this equation.
*Slams pencil through a sheet of six-ply plywood*
Now I'm going to make this pencil disappear.
*All 7 people go "ooooooh..."* x3
The eighth person walks up behind me.
If you haven't seen The Dark Knight, don't look.
I slam his head onto the pencil.
9 more days until I dare go back to the theater to watch it again.. stupid line ups.
Zero times I missed out on seeing it.
I've only seen it once.
what? i mean two, yep thats what I meant.
Zero.
One more day before the storm,
At the barricade of freedom!
When our ranks begin to form,
Will you take your place with me?
Okay, since you asked so nicely.
Tomorrow we'll be far away
Tomorrow is the judgement day
Tomorrow we'll discover what our God in heaven has in store!
One more dawn! One more day! One day more!
2 more days.
Love triangle (hey, it's three!)
Four the Immortal Empress!
Five times and still failing?
I think it's quite a bit more than five times, o boxy one.
There can be only one!
So why did they make two?
Since we're actually at four...
You people are nuts. Please tell me there weren't five Highlander films?
Six.
Six Highlander films, or are you just counting? If you're counting, then seven. If not... ugh, there should only have been one.
There's actually eight. And this is a DMFA reference too, if I'm right...
Never knew there were lots of Highlander movies, but I did watch the series. x3
9.
There didn't deserve to be, that's for certain.
Ah, Darkmoon, it's nice to talk to you once again.
10. because aparently everyone stopped counting.
We're kinda supposed to. x3
3.
Yeah: when a mod posts in the thread, the game starts over. 4.
5. my mistake, I didn't know he was one, I thought the different color name was what distinguished them, but I'm apparently wrong. How do you know, the number of symbols under the name?
6. Aside from just picking it up over the first few weeks, take a quick peek at the bottom of the screen when you first get onto the forum, at the "Users Online" panel: basically, any weird colored name is either a moderator or an administrator.
Come to think of it, is Amber a mod or an admin?
I think that here, they all have some admin powers. But Damaris and llearch are true admins.
7.
Yeah, Boxy and Darkmoon are the one's who seem to have "claimed" this thread as their domain.
8.
9. Amber is neither, she's an all powerful god that has the ability to make you cry at night.
10. An excellent point... especially if you liked Hannah.
11. No kidding
12. Or are wondering if a hookup is in the future for Abel and Jyrras.
13. Abel has re-decorated a room and given two people wardrobe makeovers. do the math.
14. Yeah, but we don't know if he really likes Jyrras or just wants to be friends with him. He's certainly teasing Jyrras enough that the first is a distinct possibility, but we're still not really sure. And that's the part that's driving me nuts!
Also, I think he's redone two rooms, but I'm not certain.
15. yeah, I forgot the one he's in now. Also, it would be silly to build a mind shield you can't see through. Abel knows, and that actually doesn't help answering the question.
16. True. He seems to enjoy Jyrras' company, or at least enough to have fun at his expense without being too cruel about the whole thing. Besides, he's helped Jyrras out far more times than he's hurt him (has he ever hurt him?) and seems to give genuinely good advice that helps Jyrras out. And Abel seems to have spent a little more time with Jyrras than with anyone else (well, aside from Abel and Dan, but that's never going to happen. Right, Amber?).
17. I guess right now even the most educated guess is speculation. The best thing to do would be to wait for Amber to put it in a strip and stop pulling everyone along by their entrails trying to find out. Though if I was the writer I'd probably make that strip on my death bed, just to make sure it got out at the latest possible moment.
18. Then again, you have the problem that you risk jumping a shark of some form at that point. Of course, if there's anyone who can pull off the complexities of a relationship between a gay Kangaroo Rat and a gay Incubus, it's Amber.
Ho boy, I can only imagine how well Dan will take it if Jyrras actually started dating Abel.
19. Dan would probably not even comprehend what's happening and completely ignore the hints until he is smacked upside the head with it, at which point he will totally freak out and make Jyrras feel bad, uncomfortable, Abel will try to smooth things out, and Dan will be a jerk. Dan, feeling guilty, will then apologize, and their friendship will be slightly strained from that point on.
Zero.
If you want to know who all the mods are, just check the rules. It's listed there.
Portobello Road, Portobello Road
Street where the riches of ages are stowed.
1.
2. Oh no, other people.
3. Oh well. Hey, Bedknobs and Broomstick's reference! Sweet. Anyway, I'm going to post what I have now been interrupted three times while trying to post.
Yeah, but I think that eventually it'll all work out (although Jyrras might have to sit despondently in the Lost Lake Inn for a few strips while the rest of the cast alternate helping him feel better and beating some sense into Dan). The rest of the cast (well, Aleksi and Mab (though she only knew in the last wallpaper wars)) seem to be quite okay with Jyrras' sexuality, and at the end of their big conversation Dan seemed to at least be a little more accepting of Abel. It'll take some work, but I think eventually they'll be fine. Provided one of them doesn't bite the big one.
Anything and everything a chap can unload
Is sold off the barrow in Portobello Road.
You'll find what you want in the Portobello Road.
4.
Wonderful crystal!
Napoleon's pistol!
5.
6. I know the movie, but none of the quotes. I remember that some chick had a spell book but some of the words were wrong, and eventually they find the author and he gives them the original book.
You skipped a stanza, Jairus.
Rare Alabaster? Genuine plaster!
A filigreed samovar owned by the czars.
7.
8. In response to shadowterm, she goes to her teacher to get the last lesson (the Substitutiary Locomotion spell) that she needs in order to help England defeat the Nazis, but the book was A) ripped in half and B) didn't have the spell anyway. Cue hilarious consequences as they travel to find the Star of Astaroth that has the spell engraved on it. Treguma Macoity Trecorum Satis Di. Something like that
In response to VSMIT, it's been years since I watched this movie. My memory is a little fuzzy. Though I thought that the marching empty suits of armor were the most awesome things I'd ever seen. And then years later, when I was watching Beauty and the Beast, I had as "is that Ms. Price?" moment. Yep, it was.
How do I remember all that?
You've just got a good memory, I guess...
A pen used by Shelley? A new Boticelli?
The snipper that clipped old King Edward's cigars?
9.
There's pure inspiration in every creation!
10.
11. I feel so out of the loop right now.
12. Okay, we'll do something different.
Life is like a hurricane, here in Duckberg!
13. What? -_-;
Why'd you switch to something I don't know?!
14.
15. Wait! Ducktales! god, I can't remember the song, but Gizmoduck was one of the coolest super heroes EVER.
16. Yay! Shadowterm got it before I had to post the answer.
Racecars, lasers, aeroplanes, it's a duckblur!
17. I also remember the one with the genie, but that was when it started getting flooded with morals to the story. I hate it when it happens to a cartoon but it happens to them all, eventually.
18. I was more a fan of Tailspin as a kid, but I enjoyed Ducktales. The movie wasn't half bad either.
19. I haven't seen Ducktales in such a long time...
20. Tailspin, the show with the bears that piloted a plain? I remember seeing an episode, but most of this was out when I was living with my mom and had no cable, just VHS. I've seen A LOT of movies.
21. Yep, that's it. It was basically "take all of the animal characters from Jungle Book, make em Anthros, and stick em in 1920's mid-American depression, and see what happens." Kit was my favorite character.
22. the number that is a lie, and one below the one that I'm slightly insane about (The Number 23, watch it. now)
23. How is 22 a lie?
And I'm not really a big fan of Carrey.
24. It wasn't carrey, it was the movie itself. I thought the plot was provoking, and it had some really interesting twists. Oh, and you spend the rest of your life seeing the number 23 everywhere. March, my birthday (that part's real) is 23, march was when Caesar was assassinated, and when Einstein, the father of the atomic bomb, was born. (actually, me and Einstien were born on the same day, pretty awesome.)
25. Let's see what Wikipedia says happened on my birthday.
1829: Chester A. Arthur, 21st President of the United States
1882: Robert Goddard, American rocket scientist
1929: Richard F. Gordon, Jr., American astronaut
1964: Keiji Fujiwara, Japanese voice actor (look him up on Wikipedia, there's some nifty roles)
1975: Kate Winslet, English actress
Hm, any deaths...
1813: Tecumseh, Shawnee leader
2004: Rodney Dangerfield, American comedian
And a whole bunch of politicians and other singers and actors and some athletes, but they're not important.
26.
Births:
Roy Orbison (1936-1988)
George Lopez (1961- )
Deaths:
Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616)
William Shakespeare (1564-1616)
William Wordsworth (1770-1850) (Man, my birthday hates writers)
César Chávez (1927-1993)
James Earl Ray (1928-1998)
Boris Yeltsin (1931-2007)
27.
Paul Ehrlich 1854, coined the term chemotherapy, first observation of blood brain barrier, developed first anti-bacterial.
Algernon Blackwood 1869, weird writer that wrote "The Wendigo"
Frank Borman 1928, Astronaught on Apollo 8 that was the first to go around the moon.
Michael Caine 1933, Alfred the butler from Batman Begins and Dark Night
Jerry Greenfield 1951, co-founder of ben&Jerry's ice cream
Deaths Pope Zachary 752, whats creepy is thats my name.
28. I guess this is the new theme.
Oh, you guys have got some cool ones.
Michael Caine? That's just unfair. And your real name is Pope? That's interesting. Do you have problems with your parents?
29. Ha ha, no really. I find it kind of funny because there were a couple of female porn stars too. "Hey baby, what's your sign?" "yours. -_-"
30. I'm just teasing you, I actually do know someone named Zachary. He's not my friend, but rather the friend of a friend. He's not a bad guy: he wants to be an english teacher once he gets out of college.
31. I thought about teaching, but the school systems aren't set up to teach everyone and give everyone A's. If everyone got A's, the kids who used to have to work to get them get upset because it's not special anymore, and the ones who never got them don't feel they earned it. The real goal of the school system is to teach you while also getting you to conform. In a way it's like they're trying to beat everyone into a competitive state where the successful people work hard, and the unsuccessful don't care.
32. I thought about being a teacher (and I think my parents still think that I want to teach), but now I think I want to write. Which is why I've been posting my ideas to get commentary and constructive criticism.
33. Writing is fun, but I feel like I over write things. To me, a good story doesn't over describe or over explain things, if something needs to be explained in depth, it can be used in dialogue, which reinforces it's necessity. If you start asking, "why would (s)he explain all this?" you need to stop. I like to think the author should metaphorically sketch a picture of the world the book is in, and the readers imagination gets to ink it and color it.
34. Well, true, you don't to have too much description, but sometimes it's necessary to fully paint the world... even if you only do it a little at a time.
35. Yeah, but you say "He was in a white room with surgical instruments and an IV line next to him going into his arm" not "He sat in a chair that was slighlty uncomfortable, the walls where a pale egg shell color that had a sponged texture to it. Beside him was a stainless steel table sanding on four legs with wheels and on it were surgical instruments. From left to right, A scalpel, with a dull blade, and scratches on the handle, a clamp, with what looked like slightly rotten flesh in the teeth that gave it a slightly dull appearance. A Dremel that had a diamond coated bit that was slightly tarnished. On his right was an IV line that was semi-translucent and ended in a stainless steel needle that was held in his inner arm by surgical tape the looked a pale yellow." For 2 reasons (In my opinion) First, The reader is now catatonic, and no longer gives a crap about how good the story is supposed to be, they can't take it any more. Second, writing the second into a novel and keeping the level of description would drive the Author so insane that they'd try to write the book by inserting a pen or pencil into there anus and moving their tush around a piece of paper. (Sorry if that was graphic, but sometimes parallels like that just hit me and need out.)
36. Okay, that was a good point, and I didn't mean describe everything down to the dust motes floating in the air (unless it helps to set the mood). So, that kind of was scenery whoring there. And by fully paint the world, I mean tell people a lot about it. Maybe I should work on my expressions.
Interesting trivia fact (since you mentioned graphic so I want to say this): I've mentioned that I have a number of things in common with Jyrras, but I also have something in common with Abel: I suffer from a very mild form of hemophobia. I see injuries, blood, casts, oxygen tubes (seriously), or pretty much anything that isn't on me or old and healed, I feel really nauseous. Sometimes even descriptions do it for me, but they have to be made by someone in front of me - a simple typed description doesn't gross me out. I can't even go into a hospital without feeling ill.
37. That sucks, I have a irrational fear of insects. I'm fine with arachnids, and other small creatures, but insects just freak me out. Ants especially. Idiana Jones and the Crystal Skull did NOT help that. *Goes into fetal position at image of guy being suffocated by swarm of inch-long ants.*
38. My little brother is fine with bugs and creepy crawly things like that, but the moment he sees a bee he completely freaks out. Which sucks for him, because A) we have a half-basketball court in our backyard that he likes to use, B) we have a very lovely olive tree that provides shade for the court in summer, and C) every summer for about six years in a row we had a lovely bee hive move into that tree.
39. I've lost track of the conversation. Then again, I never was following on too closely.
40. That's okay, it has kind of wandered a bit. Right now we're talking about our fears.
41. Don't let me interrupt you guys! :>
42. No, no! Please join in. I'm about to go to bed myself, and someone needs to carry this on all through the night. If you want something to read, go back a few pages to watch me and shadowterm talk about why Jyrras and Abel haven't hooked up yet, and then keep reading.
43. I have no idea how you guys got this high but we are going to be punished in a few.
I dunno about punished, but certainly rejected with glee.
*glee*
And back to one.
two
Quick one-two? Doesn't that make three?
No, it makes it one.
Nuts.
You seem to have lost your red nose, Ren. What happened to it?
That one was not mine, llearch.
Oh. Sorry, my mistake.
It was only one mistake, we can forgive it.
It's boxy. He can't be forgiven twice.
I shall thrice forgive him. That's right THREE times.
But not a fourth, right?
I never refuse a fifth.
OOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!!!!!! :O
The power of TWO!!!!
Third time's the charm.
Are you sure?
I for one, am.
Ordinarily I'd make some two pun, but we all know that Boxy is going to come back in here within the the next five-ten posts.
Threedom!!! :D
Four justice!!!!!
5
6
7
8 hit combo!
9! C-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-ombo breaker!
10!
Japanese! :D ..Err, I mean, eleven.. :paranoid
12
Lucky 13! Omnislash complete!
14...when I was fourteen I decided I was going to be a programmer.
Really? What happened?
Yeah, that's one story I'd like to hear.
Two me it sounds interesting too.
I third these sentiments.
I might as well fourth it. :B
Another fifth! *raises glass, sculls*
Till all are one!
We remain as two!
And we makes three. :P
Four some reason, I'm surprised you all want to know what drove me to the insanity I live with today.
It had to be at least five years of living with something strange...
Six people walking down the street being walking people!
Seven. I can't think of anything clever.
Maybe he walked in on eight maids a milking, and he secretly has a milk phobia.
The sight of the nine ladies dancing might be a distraction...
Ten lords a'-leaping would just be disturbing nowadays.
11. It looks like the two towers? :B
12 Months in a year.
there is no thirteenth story.
Technically, the fourteenth floor of any building that doesn't have a thirteenth floor is the thirteenth story. People can be really weird sometimes.
Fifteenth Street is a nice place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there....
Maybe Boxy was the one who traumatized Mowser.
I'm inclined two agree with your theory...
Threese days, anything is possible.
Four one thing, I've only just met the box...
That doe5 kind of shoot a hole in my theory...
4nd now I re4lize I c4n work in the numbers with 1337. you 4re 4ll doomed.
... but where was 7he six?
Quote from: shadowterm on July 22, 2008, 01:43:39 PM
4nd now I re4lize I c4n work in the numbers with 1337. you 4re 4ll doomed.
*cough* Rule VIII, Section A (http://clockworkmansion.com/main.php?page=rules#rule08)...
That is something one should keep in mind.
2. at this rate I'm not going to be on the forums much longer. -_-;
Eh, you'll likely only get a one or THREE day ban at most. The admins aren't mean, but they're trying to maintain some sanity here.
I do approve of actual grammatical speech, I'm afraid. :B At least THAT much sanity is allowed here.
4.
5. I was trying to work in the number. I guess the funniest part is I used the wrong one. But yeah, sanity is good.
(sneaks in, puts down a 6, pats in on the head, and scurrries away)
Denied.
ONE MORE TIME! >:O
2 more before I go insane and give up.
You do have the threedom to go insane and give up. But don't. Because then we'd have one less person.
4. sure
Pentagon.
Hexagon? :P
Heptagon.
Octagon.
Nonagon.
Decagon.
And your dragon looks nice.
Hendecagon.
And thank you.
Dodecagon.
You are very welcome.
13. combo breaker, wait. that's not my line. string snapper!
Tetrakaidecagon.
Keep up with the trends.
I'm afraid I don't know the name of shapes past decagon. xP
15.
Hexakaidecagon.
Google is your friend.
17?
18.
Enneadecagon
20
Icosihenagon.
Icosikaidigon.
Icosikaitrigon
24. STOP IT! D:<
Sorry, but nope. Icosikaipentagon.
Icosikaihexagon.
Icosikaiheptagon.
28
Icosikaiennagon.
And Spanky, you need to keep the IF game going...
30
31. Nice number. Prime, yes?
32. 4 by 8 will do
33.
Nuts. I missed dodecahedron. :-/
You missed it by a fair bit.
We could always make another one.
Feel free two do so.
three
Four.
@llearch: We weren't doing polyhedra. We were doing polygons.
Five.
6 is the smallest perfect number.
Quote from: VSMIT on July 23, 2008, 10:28:04 AM
@llearch: We weren't doing polyhedra. We were doing polygons.
Point. Oh, well. Maybe next time. ;-]
Minë
Maybe it's a good thing y'all were stopped, too many angles would have made the shape look like a circle from far off now. xP
Ahem. 2.
Like a Chiliagon (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chiliagon)? Or a googlegon (10^100 sides)?
3.
How about a circle. You know... like a 0.
Edit: 1, Crap I got ninja'd by a page number I didn't see.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7 in heaven. :3
8 is great
Naughty number nine!
Zippy Zero.
One more challenger to the arena.
And another, wielding a two-by-four.
3
[readies a golf club]
Fore!
5, five, cinco, cincue, hamsa, jamesh, etc.
Six for the days when the earth was fixed.
Seven for all the naked girls in heaven...
eight, because it's infinity sideways.
9, because it's a six upside-down. :)
10, because at least it's a clever utilization of zero. x3
And zero.
1.0
2.0, the better version. :U
3.01 meh.
3.11, the very best version of windows.
1.
Oof, dangit!
Oh well. Another 1.
Yet another one?
Yes. Yet another one.
2.
3
4
0
000000000ONE!!!!!!
Deux.
three
Four
.. I mentioned about the fifth, right?
Bottom's up!
Very well. You make me sad. Come along Patsy.
One.
twice as nice 2
Three, sir!
4, shall thou not count.
5 is right out!
And being offensive in the eyes of the lord, he shall snuff it.
Ahmen. Armaments: Chapter 1, verse 10.
Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.
The bridge keeper will ask five questions *Three sir!* right, three questions, and whoever can answer those five questions *three sir!* three questions can cross safely.
I know we're breaking the flow, but right now we should be on "four." I was just quoting part of the Book of Armaments... maybe I should have put some emphasis on the "two."
Blue! No, yellow! AAARRRRGH!
I am not a witch! I am not a witch! They dressed me up like this, and this is not my nose it's a false one!
Maybe two swallows could carry it together?
I'll just take 3 sanity checks. :P
I'll take four, please!
A fifth, if you please.
Maybe two more for a total of six...
I want room for seven dragons in my sig!
I eight them.
9 dragons would just be ridiculous. xP