The ban game, v06

Ren Gaulen · July 23, 2008, 07:21:10 AM

E_voyager is banned for the Empress. Venerate the immortal Empress, goddamnit!!

Mao · July 23, 2008, 08:51:21 AM

Ren is banned for spreading his heresy.

Ren Gaulen · July 23, 2008, 08:56:49 AM

Heresy! How dare you use the word heresy against me, heretic?! This is heresy! Such heresy will not be tolerated! Ban for the Empress!!!

Mao · July 23, 2008, 09:00:37 AM

All that is, is alive. The only true authority is life itself and the chaos that it brings. Be banned in the name of all things, usurper! *Overhand! Bring forth the banhammer and smite the wicked usurpers! BANHAMMER*

Ren Gaulen · July 23, 2008, 09:05:54 AM

I am the flesh and bone of my sword.
Steel is my body, and fire is my blood.
I have created over a thousand blades.
Unaware of death.
Nor aware of life.
I have withstood pain to forge thousands of blades.
And yet, these hands that have braved so much will never hold anything.
And so, as I pray, the Unlimited Ban Works.

Mowser, BECOME BAAAAAANNED!!!

Cogidubnus · July 23, 2008, 10:52:17 AM

bright glittering edge
a burning fire through the wind
an ember of ban

llearch n'n'daCorna · July 23, 2008, 11:06:20 AM

Over the forum
between the posts in the threads
you have now been banned.

Jairus · July 23, 2008, 11:25:46 AM

Boxy is banned
Because he has joined in on
The Haiku slamming.

Cogidubnus · July 23, 2008, 11:39:53 AM

Jairus is banned
What could be more final -
Eternal silence.

Jairus · July 23, 2008, 11:41:12 AM

You, Cogidubnus,
Are hereby banned. Draw your blade
For our last fight.

Cogidubnus · July 23, 2008, 11:43:45 AM

Jairus, the mouse,
your haiku is not perfect:
a last line of four.

Jairus · July 23, 2008, 11:47:28 AM

Cogi, "our" has
Two syllables where I live.
You are now banned.

Also, some haiku
Use ten syllables instead
Of seventeen. Neat?

Cogidubnus · July 23, 2008, 11:52:33 AM

A syllable is
counted by a breath
and not by dictionaries

Speak your rhyme,
rhymeless, and peaceful find
your pause of mind.

Mao · July 23, 2008, 11:57:20 AM

Cogidubnus is banned arhythmatically.

Cogidubnus · July 23, 2008, 11:59:53 AM

Mowser is banned for having no rhythm. Old Man Trouble will be paying him a visit.

llearch n'n'daCorna · July 23, 2008, 12:13:03 PM

Cogidubnus is banned for not rapping this time.

Ren Gaulen · July 23, 2008, 12:14:37 PM

llearch is banned because I have had enough of this *censored* rap in this *censored* thread!

llearch n'n'daCorna · July 23, 2008, 12:18:02 PM

Ren Gaulen is banned for later.

Ren Gaulen · July 23, 2008, 12:22:58 PM

llearch is banned for making fun of my avatar. Again.

Cogidubnus · July 23, 2008, 12:26:34 PM

Ren is banned because his avatar seems to change about every thirteen seconds.

Ren Gaulen · July 23, 2008, 12:31:13 PM

Cog is banned because It's not my fault.

Mao · July 23, 2008, 12:31:34 PM

Ren is banned for trying to pass the buck.

llearch n'n'daCorna · July 23, 2008, 12:42:06 PM

Mowser is banned for not letting me poke Ren.

Ren Gaulen · July 23, 2008, 12:50:03 PM

llearch is banned because he did it again.

llearch n'n'daCorna · July 23, 2008, 12:53:11 PM

Ren Gaulen is banned for changing it before anyone else can see it.

Jairus · July 23, 2008, 12:54:45 PM

Boxy is banned because I saw it.

Ren Gaulen · July 23, 2008, 12:56:25 PM

Jairus is banned because now you see it.

Now you don't.

..Wait, you still see it.

llearch n'n'daCorna · July 23, 2008, 01:02:15 PM

Ren Gaulen is banned because we still don't see it.

Ren Gaulen · July 23, 2008, 01:05:26 PM

llearch is banned because now it's getting bizarre.

llearch n'n'daCorna · July 23, 2008, 01:07:32 PM

Ren Gaulen is banned, since it's not half as bizarre as it could be.